I like to think maybe Robbie has some strength to his frame from messing around with so many metal parts and dragging around giant canons and everything else he does that in a moment of emergency he just picks up Sportakook (bridal or over his shoulder, either way) and runs for dear life instead of Sportanerd grabbing him and everyone is confused and Sportacute is flustered because no one has carried him since he was a young babe and Robbie is confused as of why Sportaflop is so red and– yea… but
We need more Stronger-than-we-thought-he-was Robbie Rotten
Want to do something after school? Can’t, it’s hell week. It’s always hell week.
“It’s in the prop room!” The prop room door is open, the lights are off. Everything is in the prop room but nothing can be found. People who enter the prop room never return.
The show is three weeks away, it’s hell week, the show is three weeks away, time is crunched, the show is three weeks away, we’ve only blocked half of act one.
Your costumes are hanging in the prop room. You don’t dare to ask how, you’ve never been given a costume, but it’s hanging in the prop room.
You need your character shoes, the left one is missing. Nobody has a left shoe. Where did the left shoes go?
Remember to watch your back. If the audience can see it, they can see everything. The things you don’t want them to see.
You have a quick change, you have thirty seconds. The techies have you dressed in five. How do they do it? You don’t even remember exiting stage left and you’re ready to enter stage right in your new costume.
It’s hell week and the lights are running. Who’s running the lights? You can’t see, the lights are too bright.
You are hot and cold, the lights are one you, temperature makes no sense, you’re sweating but want to put on a sweatshirt.
There’s mic tape all over you. You don’t wear a mic, but there’s mic tape on your face and neck and chest and back. It hurts.
You need to get makeup done. “Go to Ben!” There’s nobody named Ben at the theatre, but you find him anyway. He does your makeup perfectly.
during the school year it’s mostly for events and even if at the beginning it’s kinda weird passing canons and an actual catapult on the way to school or finding soldiers sleeping on the tables in your class, you get used to it
okay, now for the actual story
i was playing
Pokémon go and i noticed that the military area had like five pokéstops so i decided to go there
now, it was locked. this was unusual, but i ignored it and got in through a hole in the fence
now i go to the first pokestop and get everything, everything’s okay
i go around the corner and there are soldiers everywhere
most of the are training
now, i understand i just broke into a military base
during the summer it’s an actual base where they are actually training
i’m about to go but
there’s a jigglypuff
there’s a jigglypuff on a soldier’s shoulder
and i will catch that jigglypuff
i sneak around carefully and catch the jigglypuff
i’ve done it
somone is touching my shoulder
i turn around
IT’S THE FUCKING COMMANDER
i can feel my life flashing before my eyes
i’m going to jail
i’m gonna DIE
he’s glancing at my screen
and he smiles
and then he asks me
‘caught anything good?’
his eyes light up
he took out his phone
and left me
somone came to ascort me out
i’m about to go
he yells ‘wait!’
and he showed me his
and that’s it
i’m still kinda in a shock
i broke into a military base to catch a jigglypuff, the commendar cought me and instead of getting mad he got exited cause he plays pokemon go