i think it's the easter bunny

my sister is baby sitting my friends 7 year old son and there’s an easter egg hunt happening outside and she asked if he wanted to participate and he said no and she asked why and he said and i quote ‘bunny’s don’t lay eggs and i won’t pick up those eggs unless i know what laid them there’

Come on Bunny, how can I ruin Easter the day after Easter? 

Ohohoh, don’t you give me that look. I didn’t do anything this year. I was a perfect Saint.

Well… maybe not a perfect Saint…

Chill out Kangaroo! Same time next year?