i think it'll always be one of my favorites

Sleep Aid by Undertale
  • Asgore: I haven't helped anyone sleep in a long time! Sure brings back memories. You know, when...when Asriel and the human couldn't sleep, they used to count sheep.
  • Burgerpants: You don't pay me to sing lullabies, either! ...OKAY, FINE! I'll do it! *sighs* Why me?
  • Mettaton: Goodnight, and sweet dreams! Dreams of me, posing...
  • Alphys: Ooh! Mew Mew's second ending theme is REALLY relaxing! It's got all these messages about comfort, and friendship, and...l-let me just get it!
  • Undyne: So here's what you gotta do. Whatever's keeping you awake, think of it as your enemy.
  • Sans: you want me to read you a bedtime story? that always helps my brother.
  • Papyrus: NO WONDER YOU CAN'T SLEEP! NO ONE'S READ YOU A STORY YET! HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
  • Napstablook: i put together this song that's supposed to be soothing...it's probably not very good, though. sorry.
  • Toriel: I will stay here with my book, right beside you, until you fall asleep. In the meantime, would you like to hear some snail facts?
  • Flowey: This friendship pellet isn't going to kill you! It'll just knock you out for about eight hours!