i think im gonna liveblog it

  • hermione before mountain troll incident: u can't break the rules, ur gna get us expelled, u think it's funny not to listen? im gonna tell on u!
  • hermione during mountain troll incident: it was my fault, not theirs, punish me instead
  • hermione one chapter after mountain troll incident: -sets teacher on fire-
  • Chilean blogger, August 31st, 23.59 pm: Yup, just another normal night of memes and hanging out with my friendly gringos. Those VMA's were crazy stuff, right? I think I'm going to watch some seri-
  • Chilean blogger, September 1st, 0.00 am: HAY QUE PURO PONERLE WENA ESTE DIECIOCHO CABROS SAQUEN LAS BANDERAS TÍRESE SU BUENA CUEQUITA CASERO VAMOH A ZAPATEAR TO' EL MES CÓMO ESTÁ LA CARNE PARRILLERO EAEA LLEGARON LOS TERREMOTOS A VER ACOMPÁÑENME ÉSTA CE HACHE I ¡CHI! ELE E ¡LE! ¡CHI CHI CHI! ¡LE LE LE! ¡VI! ¡VA! ¡CHI! ¡LE!