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eugene declaring for all the world to hear that rapunzel is his best friend and the love of his life is enough to literally kill me bye

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  • "I love you."
  • "I hate you."
  • "Worst date of my life."
  • "How do you feel about polyamory?"
  • "So... I stabbed him."
  • "I might have killed him."
  • "Wanna go on a date?"
  • "Alcohol is not my friend."
  • "Can I marry whiskey?"
  • "I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."
  • "Will you marry me?"
  • "I'd rather marry the cactus."
  • "Wanna have the sex?"
  • "I killed my pet rock."
  • "Call me Satan."
  • "Why are bar fights frowned upon?"
  • "Why study when you can drink?"
  • "I have the power of a thousand unicorns."
  • "Werewolves are hot."
  • "I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."
  • "I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."
  • "Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."
  • "I'm fluent in geek."
  • "Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."
  • "That sweater has more sex appeal than you."
  • "Punch me."
  • "Netflix and chill?"
  • "I'm too adorable to slap."
  • "Just hit me."
  • "I never say no to drugs."
  • "You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."
  • "I think I married the vodka."
  • "My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."
  • "So many fuckboys."
  • "Are you a serial killer?"
  • "I've killed more people than I can count."
  • "Brainwashing is fun."
  • "All I want is a kitten and vodka."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."
  • "Stop yelling at me."
  • "Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"
  • "I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."
  • "He's only slightly dead."
  • "Don't judge my music."
  • "I don't like your pants. Take them off."
  • "We might have to huddle for warmth."
  • "Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."
  • "Satanism isn't all that bad."
  • "I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."
  • "Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."
  • "I' trying to flirt."
  • "I'm kinda drunk."
  • "____ stole my vodka."
  • "Call me Batman."
  • "Be the Batman to my Joker?"
  • "I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."
  • "I will go done with this ship."
  • "Makeout session?"
  • me: *thinks about detentionaire*
  • me: nice
  • me: *remembers that there's not going to be a season 5*
  • me: why do i do this why do i always fall for these dumb cartoons that keep getting cancelled my heart can't take it anymore no i will not sign your internet petition to the network just let me smash my hopes in peace i had faith and i was scorned and nielsen laughed

anonymous asked:

One of my best friends since childhood is an INFJ. The chameleon thing looks like the person is being fake. They just... seem to fit in without any obvious effort. They enter a new group and change to just BELONG?? and are accepted with no fuss. It's PUZZLING to watch from outside. It makes it seem like they don't have a true self. As an ENFP viewing the process - which I've seen many times - it makes the INFJ look like a skillful liar. Makes me question who the hell are they REALLY?

HAHAHA DUDE I DON’T EVEN KNOW MYSELF. L-LOL;;; Like it’s only until recently that I fully realized that I edit myself a lot when I’m around different people. Before, I didn’t think it was too bad? But now it’s kinda just… I change a lot. It’s weird because when I’m in the moment, I really don’t think about it?

I have a few hypotheses of why this happens. The Ni-Fe combination not only makes us good at reading people in the moment, but it’s extremely skilled at telling how a person is at their core. Like for example, if a person is more outspoken and witty, I can guess that they don’t adhere to higher moral standards as others do, or at the very least, they don’t tend to push strict morals onto other people. I can also infer that it’d be okay for me to loosen up a bit around them and respond with jokingly sarcastic comments. If I do so, I’ll probably earn their respect and make them more comfortable around me. Everything seems to happen pretty automatically without me giving much attention to it. It comes as simply to me as breathing. And it does this with every person I meet.

The thing with Fe (at least for me), is that I feel obligated to make people comfortable around me. If I decide to stick to how I am and thus make someone uncomfortable, I’m being selfish. I need to upkeep social harmony even if it’s at the risk of losing who I am. But… when I interact with other people, I don’t feel like I’m being a different person. It feels more like I’m showing different parts of my personality. To Person A, I’ll show my witty side. To B, I’ll show my caring side. Person A wouldn’t care much about my moral side, so I’ll keep that to myself. And my witty side would probably make Person B uncomfortable, so I’ll just keep quiet with that. So for me, when I act differently around different people, it doesn’t feel like a lie. I’m revealing who I am. I can’t force myself to act against the flow or else I’ll feel like I’m being fake.

But my view of who I truly am depends on what other people’s perceptions of me are. Everyone thinks I’m different, and if that’s the case, who am I really? Sometimes I think I’m a really kind person, but when I’m around people like Person A, I’m mean. So… am I nice or mean? Do I have high standards or low? People say you have to be alone to get in touch with yourself, but when I am, I’m extremely cold, I analyze things people would consider amoral, and all that doesn’t bother my consciense in the slightest. When I’m with others, I love laughing at stupid things, I’m extremely affectionate, and I want to make others happy. Like I guess one could say that I’m a combination of everything, but people shouldn’t be made up of such paradoxical traits, you feel?

So like… God, I’m an INFJ and I’m honestly just as confused as you are. I wish I could give you a bit of advice on how to feel more at ease around your friend, but… literally the only thing I can do is to reassure you that your friend probably isn’t doing it on purpose. If you talk to them about it, you’ll probably throw them into a bit of an identity crisis like how I’m in one right now, but sometimes that’s good for us, you know? I’m trying to become more stable(?), but it’s really difficult. But well… I don’t know how to close this. Do your best, I guess. :’D

How to snag a daddy..
  • So..
  • Times have fucking changed!
  • Before I got into sugaring I would watch tv segments of some babies on shows like Tyra, Dr. Phil etc. and the babies got it easy!
  • There wasn't so many girls in the bowl and men knew they couldn't get beautiful girls like us in a million years.. So they had to pay up! But oh how times have changed!
  • Now the websites are flooded with babies and good daddy's hard find. (Too much salt, no sugar)
  • What are we to do?
  • I've read a lot of blogs telling all these great tips but I honestly think it's just luck......
  • Not to say that their tips don't help because of course they do but honestly I think they help after the fact. In a sense that you've already snagged yourself a daddy which is a lot of the times not the case.
  • You have to put work in now.. Don't think your just gonna come up in here, get a daddy and get paid. No!
  • I've noticed they want your time, to see you a lot and really a lot like a girl friend - boyfriend relationship..
  • Well.. That was my big spiel about what I've noticed.
  • Sugaring ain't easy. Do lots of research on first snagging one before you get all excited about the money you could potentially make. It's a hard road yalllllll!

idk i’ve watched far too many old tomb raider playthroughs lately and i love me some kickass european adventurers with matching colour schemes

i love being an artist i can just think about whatever i like and make it happen

“Enjoy!”

Is drawing fanart of amvs a thing…?
I drew a thing for @pyrachan’s Ramune Rooftops amv that I really liked… Not sure if you can tell it’s inspired by it though?? I struggled a lot with the colors and it was hard capturing the exact feel I wanted to but it was still fun :’)

  • Person: have you ever heard of the hunger games?
  • Me: *thinks about all the times I've cried over these fictional characters. The many times I've read and reread the books. All the times I've watched the movies and then forced family/friends to watch them too. How 90% of merch the hunger games brand has ever produced is sitting on my book shelf. How I have an entire blog on tumblr based on these books, movies, characters and the real actors who play them*
  • Me: ...yeah I think so? Why?

how many times do you think Oikawa has had dreams about aliens from watching so many movies and tells Iwaizumi that aliens are clearly trying to communicate with him through his dreams and Iwaizumi has to punch him in the face 

anonymous asked:

But can I take a moment to express to you how beautiful Michonne is inside and out? Like, such a beautiful *human being*. I'm watching those scenes with Spencer in the woods...how she's so gentle with him knowing that he's troubled about something...how she's like "Boy, why do you think I've been following you around the woods all day. I care about you. You are family. You are not alone". She's so pure of heart? A warrior goddess with a heart of gold-exact parallel to Rick. That's why they fit.

YES! Oh my goshhhh! This is why I love her <3

So many times when a character is strong they automatically have to be cold and emotionless too. Michonne is strong but also so gentle and full of emotions.

Also! People make badass females out to be masculine, hard, cold etc etc. So I really really appreciate that they’re showing Michonne also has a very feminine and soft side. And showing her with maternal instincts. I also appreciate that she is finally being shown as being desirable and capable of vulnerability as well as being so strong and tough. It makes her more real and makes me love her even more than I already did.

SHE LITERALLY HAS A HEART OF GOLD SHE MAKES ME CRY SO MUCH LMAO. SHE IS THE CUTEST AND SWEETEST THING AND RICK BETTER NEVER LET HER GO <3

anonymous asked:

I don't think that Castle and Alexis solving crimes together is incestuous or gross, but I don't really want to watch it either. The two of them bouncing ideas off each other on THE SIDE of the real investigation, with B/C as the main investigators, that I want to see. But then, I've always felt Alexis was best used sparingly. If the "family business" eats up too much screentime over too many episodes I will not be happy. That doesn't mean I think the show is ALL about B/C.

I’m gonna clarify my point one time, mostly because I have no interest is sitting around repeating myself about the same basic point. 

If you don’t like Castle and Alexis together? Fine. But the overall point I am making is that the show revolves around more than Castle and Beckett solving crimes together. Alexis is a part of the family, she’s important to Castle’s life and, therefore, Beckett’s. So all of this complaining about how Alexis isn’t wanted or needed, that she’s not interesting or that she’s destroying the show (not your words, Anon, but words and thoughts that are out there in cyberspace) is simply absurd. 

Yeah, its nice to think of a show where its only Castle and Beckett running around putting the bad guys away but, honestly, if you want that? I’d suggest you go watch The X-Files where its basically seven years of just Scully and Mulder. No real, in depth friendships beyond The Lone Gunmen, minimal interaction with family etc. 

Castle isn’t that kind of show. It has never exclusively advertised itself as Castle and Beckett together all the time. They have friends, they have family, and those people are what have helped make the show what it is. Castle wouldn’t be the man that he is without his daughter and Martha, Beckett wouldn’t be who she is without the boys and Lanie. Dislike characters all you want, that’s your prerogative, but there is more to the show than just Castle and Beckett. Always has been, always will be. 

I've Never Shipped a Ship As Much As I Ship This Ship (Turnadette)

So, I’m not too shy about posting my age. At least, sort of. I’m 40-something. I’ve been involved in fandoms for various shows/books/movies at various times for about 30 years or so, but although I’ve always been something of a “shipper” and I’ve always had my favorite pairings in the stories I like, I don’t think I’ve ever been quite so invested in a ship until I discovered Call the Midwife and the glorious relationship that is Turnadette.

I don’t watch the show only for them, and there are many reasons I love this show (the writing, the acting, the variety of characters, the writing, the setting, the social history, the writing, etc.) but this ship really gets to me, and I have to admit that while I enjoy a lot of aspects of the show, the thing I look forward to most with each episode is looking for the Turner scenes.

The Turners have such a beautiful relationship, and I love both characters individually as well. Shelagh is my favorite character on the show. Although we are very different personality-wise, I also identify with her a lot, and her story arc of self-discovery is fascinating. Patrick is a loving, caring, highly competent doctor, and although I don’t get as swoony as some of the other fans over him (I just don’t tend to do that with fictional characters or actors anymore, for whatever reason), I definitely see the reason for the swooning. He’s very nice looking and a good guy.  But what really gets me about this ship, is how the two of them are together.  They are so wonderful! The way they look at each other, the way they love each other and also like and respect each other, and how they’re both so brilliant in their jobs and work so well together. Theirs is a real partnership, and they also have a beautiful family with Tim and Angela. 

I loved watching them fall in love, and although series 3 was difficult to watch at times with all the angst, I understand the point of that now, at least to a degree. Good marriages take work, and since they didn’t really get to have a real relationship until they were engaged, they had to work to learn to really get to know each other and learn to communicate, but now they have such a wonderful, healthy marriage that’s so wonderful to watch. I really can’t get enough of this ship and I look forward to seeing more scenes with them with every new episode..

So here I am, a full-fledged, enthusiastic, unrepentant Turnadette shipper. It’s such a wonderful relationship, beautifully written and marvelously acted. I’m so glad I found this show for various reasons, but most of all, for this wonderful relationship!

szibarita  asked:

About how many times do you think you've watched all three seasons? I've watched each three times in total and I'm feeling a little obsessed because I want to watch them a fourth time... Just curious if anyone else has done similar!

You poor lamb. You’re asking someone who is seriously obsessed and named her blog in honour of that obsession. I’ve watched them all far too many times so I’m only going to enable and encourage you in this. I say go a fourth viewing, give in to the phrack insanity. Fall down the phracking rabbit hole with us where the walls are always painted teal, everyone’s coats are lined in red, we drink whisky all the time, caviar is a code word for aiding someone’s escape, the planes are all rusty and telling someone they aren’t a telescope makes perfect sense. Am I right ladies?