being asexual is seen as “too straight” by the LGBT+ community and “too gay” for straight people. the truth is, we are neither. if straight people are “as straight as a line” and gay people are “straight like a circle”, then we’re as straight as the void. sexual attraction? i don’t even know her. you are seriously in the wrong place if you’re looking for an instant sexual connection. don’t try to “””fix””” us we’re good. keep moving please.
Roy and Riza are a great couple in most ways except one: neither can cook to save their lives. Roy would be a reasonably decent cook if he ever tried something simple, but he immediately goes for gourmet and completely botches it. Riza, despite being an almost impressively competent in every other way, somehow manages to set her food on fire the minute she gets near an oven or stove.
They basically live off of takeout