i think i'm just gonna have to take it off

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first batch of fashion folder jojo rqs w/ some ladies!!

  • Maui: the ocean says you're a nerd
  • Moana: I'm not surprised
Sentence Starters -- Texts From Last Night
  • [text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
  • [text]: Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
  • [text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
  • [text]: Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
  • [text]: Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
  • [text]: I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
  • [text]: Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
  • [text]: I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
  • [text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
  • [text]: Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake
  • [text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
  • [text]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
  • [text]: Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
  • [text]: Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life?
  • [text]: In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
  • [text]: I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
  • [text]: my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
  • [text]: You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
  • [text]: I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
  • [text]: She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
  • [text]: So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
  • [text]: Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
  • [text]: My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
  • [text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
  • [text]: I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
  • [text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
tfc as conversations between me and @ursofuckingclassy
  • Allison: Where's the FUCKING confetti emoji?? oh. there it is.
  • Nicky: bouta try to watch shadowhunters with the netflix app on my phone. like a goddamned caveman.
  • Renee: Well. That was perhaps the most unsatisfactory conclusion to any series I have ever read. And I read the Harry Potter epilogue.
  • Dan: SHE ISN'T EVEN CUTE. IS SHE WORTH SHUTTING UR FRENZ OUT? I DON'T THINK SO.
  • Matt: I was about to say "next I would listen to..." but then I would've listed like ten songs, so.
  • Seth: BUT YEAH. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT. SO IDK.
  • Aaron: wow thanks for that, i feel so goddamn validated now.
  • Andrew: my own mother. you come into MY HOUSE and start making statements like that? no.
  • Neil: exactly. like...tonight i have a lab due for my horticulture class and i'm like.....naaaaah...not gonna.
  • Kevin: pal, idk if you've met me, but my body composition is 50% complaint, 25% anxiety, 15% self-deprecation, and 10% depression.
  • Wymack: get some manners ya HEATHENS
  • Abby: Do I need to ship you some sedatives?
  • Bee: he looks right at me out of nowhere and goes, "i know your soft spot"
  • Jean: you think i WANT to like things that hurt me? that piss me off? no. it's a curse.
  • Jeremy: Can we just take a second to appreciate how good you're doing at finding the bright side rn? who even are you?
  • Riko: greedy fuckers

anonymous asked:

One of my good friends literally looks like Rachel Scott and it's driving me insane, like I wanna tell somebody and point out the resemblance but I know they're probably gonna be freaked out or think i'm a weird lol.. like if Rachel had a daughter she'd look just like my friend..if anyone wants to see just comment or something and i'll message you privately, I have to get this off my chest.

Well, you’ve perked my interest. You should take a pic and post it. haha

Here’s a doodle to blow off steam…I’m just screaming gently inside and I just have been taking naps and thinking about exams and lot of things so yeah fun. 

dempseypet  asked:

I think the whole problem with Ross leaving Riverdale is that we got used to the idea of him being Reggie. We've already adopted the image of Ross as Reggie and it's something we cant take off now cause we liked it too much. It's as if they made a new Harry Potter movie without Daniel Radcliffe. I'm sad hes leaving but i'm sure hes got something so much better for us, so i trust. I just truly hope they don't whitewash his character because heeell the worlds gonna be pissed.

i wish they would make a new character that wasnt reggie so they would have full control of the character and ross could return to reggie if he wanted to/could

All My Quincies is Back
  • Grimmjow: Long time no see, Ichigo.
  • Grimmjow: I'm gonna take a fistful of your carrot hair and--
  • Nel: ICHIGOOOO *tackles*
  • Grimmjow: HEY. GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND
  • Orihime: I think you mean get off of MY boyfriend?
  • Riruka: What's this hollow chick doing with MY boyfriend?!
  • MEANWHILE:
  • Quincy Thor: Hey newbie, why so glum?
  • Uryuu: ...I just have the strangest feeling someone's moving in on my boyfriend.
Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞
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“I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you. And besides, if they have something nice that makes you feel inferior, we can just take it.”

“I like the way you think.”

“Well, and then they’re just, y’know, shit without anything, and you’re… you, with their stuff.”

Anonymous prompted: chubby!Dean with omega!Dean and alpha!Cas, Dean gains a lot of weight, warning for nsfw text and mpreg

“How is that shirt even remotely comfortable?”

“It’s not. Scoot over.”

Instead of moving, Cas just yanks Dean down onto the bed next to him and picks at the tight hem of the shirt sleeve. “Isn’t this cutting into your skin?”

“Yep.” Dean rolls over so he can pull Cas’ face against his chest. “I’ve been wearing your t-shirts to bed for two years, baby. Not going to stop now just because they don’t fit anymore.”

“To be fair, they’ve never fit, but…” Cas slips a hand to Dean’s hip and moves along the curve of his belly that the shirt couldn’t cover even if it tried. Just to make a point, Cas tugs the hem down fruitlessly.

Dean shifts, and his belly jiggles against Cas’ hand. “You haven’t done that since I was pregnant with A.J.”

“You haven’t been this—this—”

“The word you’re looking for is ‘fat,’ Cas.”

Cas takes his eyes away from Dean’s stomach and finds a smile on his face. He leans forward and kisses him, trying not to focus too much on the way Dean’s bare skin squishes against his t-shirt. “Yeah. Fat. Nobody’s giving you a hard time at work, are they?”

“I’m an omega with the scent of a scary possessive alpha on my clothes—trust me, nobody’s going to say a word if I look more pregnant than I did when I was actually pregnant.” Dean kisses Cas’ forehead. “Go to sleep, alpha.

*****

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okay, i’m doing it.  i’m going on a semi-hiatus.

i’ll be mobile a lot and i’ll post replies/asks when i can/have the motivation/muse for them, i just have absolutely no motivation right now and as much as it’s killing me i really think it has to be done.

also on a side note, i updated my rules about activity for when i start my new job so if you could take a gander that’d be swell.

( also thank you @elenaloveablekotsala @inherited-vanity @abbyiisms @strawberryfitzsherbert ilu guys. )

So we had an issue with one of the toilets leaking water this morning and it getting all over the floor in the hallway and stuff so we were all up before 7 trying to get it cleaned up. I think it’s alright now, we just have a fan running to help it finish drying
But Nat said she was gonna go back to sleep for an hour before she needed to start getting ready for class, and after she headed off to take her nap I sent her a text message,
“Night Sammy”

I found out when she got back downstairs she’d almost replied “Thanks Joey”

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Listen, this may be a complete reach, but I feel like their respective placements tell say a little something about them. You have Michael in a bedroom, which makes sense to me bc I see him as a homebody. You have Ashton who we all know loves the outdoors and exploring, and just generally being free. We have Luke in a studio (rehearsal room?) bc that’s where he thrives in expressing himself. Calum is very similar to Luke in that he’s best at expressing himself through music, but I think it’s cool that he’s in a theater bc he’s a writer (not exclusively a songwriter from what I’ve gathered) and he has to take on the different characters he writes about (hence the theater bc he is an actor himself in a way.) You have them each in a place where they feel the most comfortable, but even in their “safe space” they appear to be struggling with their demons. It’s okay to not be okay, and I think this portrays that very well. Anyway I needed to get this off my chest and I need more people to talk to me about this video.

  • Me: Ahh, yes, video games. My favourite pastime. Very relaxing. Lets me take a nice break.
  • Me an hour later: NO!!! WHAT WAS THAT!!! What the FUCK do you think you're doing??? No you're not allowed to become more powerful I literally just killed you wtf just DIE already OH MY GOD DID MY CHARACTER JUST FALL OFF A CLIFF I'M GONNA--
  • Friend: Um yeah how is this in any way relaxing to you?
  • Me: YES!! VERY RELAXING!! THIS IS GREAT THIS IS FUN I'M HAVING A BLAST HAHA
The Signs as Mark Gray quotes:
  • Aries: What? Did I say you could touch me?
  • Taurus: I'm hungry. Do you have any food?
  • Gemini: Hey, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Please. Don't go, don't leave me. Please don't leave me. I'm just so lonely without you.
  • Cancer: It's an important distinction. I'm sorry. I have to initiate all bodily contact. I have a mild case of haphephobia, and you need to read up on it if you want this to work.
  • Leo: Hey, will you shut up? Nobody's talking to you.
  • Virgo: I can touch you, but you can't touch me. You understand?
  • Libra: Torture's not really my thing.
  • Scorpio: I don't want to have sex. Everything's always about sex. I'm not opposed to it, but...it's not as important as people make it. I think touching is more important. If you do it right, you can feel it always. Even after you stop.
  • Sagittarius: Why am I letting you guys have all the fun?
  • Capricorn: Come on, let's go kill some people.
  • Aquarius: Oh, wow. Are you slow? Lady, you're already dead. It's really just a matter of how bad it's gonna hurt.
  • Pisces: You sure? I could do a different pose. I could take my clothes off, whatever you want.

Miyavi’s Firebird Tour 2k17 // Really great concert, even the pre-band rocked and apparently I confused many people with my fancy nose tampon (even scene kids thought it was a fashion statement lol wut). Though I think the bass might have popped a vessel in my nose and although I was careful the dancing might have still been too much just yet. Ah well. Off to take a shower and then do some drafts all chill on the couch uvu

anonymous asked:

I love how Candice was always straight about her feelings for where Klaroline would (and should) go, which was nowhere. Ian and PW do a LOT of trolling in interviews and Nina usually sticks almost entirely to her character's POV in wherever the show is at that moment but Queen Candice just speaks her mind. She could barely tolerate KC and she never made any bones about the fact.

I couldn’t agree more with everything you said! :) (also the bit about Ian, PW and Nina even though I’d like to mention that Paul trolls albeit less than Ian and is more serious in his answers or maybe my bias is just showing idk)

But yeah, Candice has always been very clear about her stance on Klaroline; about how much she dislikes it and how toxic she thinks it is. Which is actually why I get kind of furious when I come across KC stans claiming otherwise - you don’t even want to know how many of them use ‘Joseph/Candice support KC’ to uplift KC and shit on Steroline when I’m like? Where the hell did you get your information from? I’m not gonna talk about Joseph because I don’t follow him closely but Candice never supported them, lol. Like ever. In fact, she was a Forwood shipper for the longest time (which I will take any day over Klaroline). If I remember correctly she made some appreciative comments towards the KC fanbase (its her fanbase after all) but that’s it. And now there are people claiming Julie brainwashed her into liking Steroline, like please take a HUGE seat if you think that way. As if Candice couldn’t think for herself.

Also some bonus gifs I want to add to this just because:

(gif credit to teamlockwood (x))

I don’t know if Candice calls herself a feminist but I really like how her anti-KC sentiments are often rooted in very feminist sounding arguments. 

Baekhyun's New Dating Adventure: Attempt 4 (Tao again)
  • Tao: Sehun's getting all mushy about a picture of his "Dream Girl" he saw on the internet. I want to make him jealous, so just this once I'll allow you to date me. You can buy me jewelry and then we can buy snacks at 7/11 and ride in my Maserati.
  • Baekhyun: Wow, Tao, as fun as that sound, I'm going to have to take a rain check. Kyungsoo and I have gone on two dates now, and we're really hitting it off. I don't want to end it too quickly and hurt him.
  • Tao: If you lead him on it will hurt more. Come on, my jealousy project is time sensitive.
  • Baekhyun: I know, I know. I think I'm just gonna ride this one out though. See what happens.
  • Tao: You realize you sound insane right? I hope you realize that. Because this is going to end horribly.
  • Baekhyun: It'll be fine. Look at him watching us over there with those big, innocent eyes. He knows this is just for fun. He's chill.
  • Kyungsoo: -plotting Tao's murder-
  • Attempt 4: Yikes.