i think i'm happier not knowing

Divide - as heard by me, Tumblr user live-laugh-ed.
  • Eraser: Coke will fuk u up. Don't do the drugs kidz.
  • Castle on the Hill: nostalgia is real. Growing up suckz, let's go watch a sunset dudes.
  • Dive: haha dive... more like dive right into that p*ssy. No really let's have the sex.
  • Shape of You: *gyrates hips into another dimension*
  • Perfect: darling just kiss (kill) me slow. no but really why am I single, where is my "dancing in the dark, barefoot on the grass"?
  • Galway Girl: I've got a huge Doritos & wine boner 4 u.
  • Happier: Man pain x 1000000
  • New Man: Ur new bf is a bleached a**hole
  • Heart Don't Break Around Here: (except mine) Why am I single? part 2.
  • What Do I Know?: Love is good, I think, maybe. who knows? I might be full of sh*t? But I'm sticking with it.
  • How Would You Feel(Paean): um this is getting repetitive but Why am I single? part 3. "How would you feel?" Dead, I feel dead inside.
  • Supermarket Flowers: *whispers softly* pls don't.
  • Barcelona: aye papi, mucho caliente daddy.
  • Bibia Be Ye Ye: *loses shoes* *loses keys* *throws up in cab* is this song about me?
  • Nancy Mulligan: Irish people doing Irish things and falling in Irish love.
  • Save Myself: save my soul from this pain.

anonymous asked:

It's been forever since you posted your message about the author game, and I'm sure you have dozens of requests already. But you know what I think would be cute? Tae as a street food vender. But if you're busy with other things, that's okay! I love your blog. I come here whenever I need to be a little happier. 😁

ahh i love the idea!!!

  • taehyung sells homemade lemonade in his stand!! 
  • there are different flavors, but his most popular is strawberry lemonade!!!
  • but he’s got original lemonade, peach lemonade, etc ^^ covers his stand in fresh flowers and fruits and there’s always cheerful music playing from his phone
  • does a cute dance and makes silly faces at kids who pass by with their parents
  • but is also considered super handsome by the students that pass by his stand,,,,giggling girls and boys always approach him and buy his lemonade and he smiles at them and they all just !!!!!!!!! and ask for photos or take secret ones from far away
  • wears the straw hat sometimes to sell the whole ‘country boy’ look,,,,,,but also,,,,,,he makes it adorable
  • the reason he runs the stand is to help his grandparents with the cost of maintaining their farm in the countryside,,,,and even though he always looks cheerful and energetic - he comes home exhausted and is always worried about helping them make ends meet,,,,,
  • basically,,,,,,he’s a sweet, hardworking boy 
  • and one summer afternoon,,,you’re walking by and holding the hand of one of your younger cousins who upon seeing taehyung’s stand
  • tugs at your shirt and points to the boy in his overalls like
  • “lemonade!!!!” and you laugh, giving in to your cousins cute lil pout
  • and walking over you order their favorite: strawberry lemonade
  • but as taehyung hands it to your cousin, grinning and calling them cute
  • you rummage through your bag,,,,,,,but your wallet,,,,,,,,isn’t there?????
  • panicked you look up at taehyung and flush red
  • “i,,,,,,,don’t,,,,,i think i lost my wallet???”
  • taehyung frowns,,,but it isn’t an angry frown instead he taps his chin,,,nose crinkling in thought before he looks back at you and goes
  • “ill let you off,,,,,with free lemonade if you answer my riddle!”
  • you blink,,,stifling a laugh because i-is he serious???
  • but you nod in agreement since your cousin gives you a look of encouragement
  • and you go “ok, ill challenge it!”
  • taehyung’s smile grows and you cant help but see what all those students are buzzing about - he is,,,,,,pretty adorable
  • “I am a common type of red fruit, but I am not a cherry!! I’m used in milkshakes, yogurt, ice cream and jam – I’m a,,,,,,,,,?”
  • You repeat the sentence again aloud,,,,and think
  • Taehyung winks at your cousin who gives him a cute little laugh as you ponder
  • and then it hits you,,,,,,,,
  • “,,,,,I’m a,,,,,,,strawberry???”
  • “Ding Ding Ding!!!!!! You’re right- and your prize,,,,,,,,,,,,free lemonade!!!”
  • with a sigh of relief, you thank taehyung for being so understanding
  • he shakes his head and says it’s not understanding,,,,you solved the riddle it’s only fair
  • he grabs another cup of the lemonade and hands it to you “take this as part of the prize!!”
  • you try to tell him it’s ok,,,you don’t want to take something else for free,,,
  • but taehyung insists
  • you thank him again, taking your cousins hand and the two of you say bye to taehyung
  • and as you lean down to look at the cup he gave you,,,,you see something sticking onto the side
  • peeling it off you see it’s a post it,,,,,,,,someones number scrawled messily across it and the message:
  • “my second riddle; I’m just a plain country boy, who sells drinks in the sun, I think you’re cute - would you want to be my only one?” 
tfc characters as things ron swanson said
  • Nicky: Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
  • Kevin: There will be alcohol so I will go as well.
  • Aaron: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.
  • Andrew: I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that it relaxes me.
  • Neil: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Matt: There is only one thing I hate more than lying-skimmed milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
  • Dan: If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party
  • Allison: I like saying 'no'. It lowers their enthusiasm.
  • Renee: The government is inefficient and should be dissolved.
  • Wymack: I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.

anonymous asked:

Your hero/villain prompts keep appearing on my dash and i'm following you because of it. I love you.

1) “Do you ever wonder,” the hero said softly. “What we’d be without each other?”
“Happier?”
“Perhaps,” the hero murmured. “But not ourselves. We’d be nothing - I am - I’m nothing without you.”
They didn’t quite know how to react to such a comment but something kickstarted manic in their chest all the same..


2) “I think if anyone could beat me, it would be you,” the villain said.
The shock of candor stoppered the hero’s breath in their lungs. They swallowed.
“So why do you still fight?” It seemed inconceivable.They never let threats live.
“Same reason you do. For what is right.”
”You’re wrong.”
”My people say the same about you.”
And maybe that was the most unnerving thing of all.


3) “Don’t make me kill you.”
“Oh, I’m not sure even god could make you do anything you don’t want to do. If you kill me,” the hero said unflinching. “It’s on you.”
“You would see me ruined.”
“I wasn’t the one who ruined you.”
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

3

“It’s not too late to set things right.”

I’mmm still real messed up over little Caligosto here…I do wonder what his younger self would think about his grown up self’s actions….and I wanted him to interact more with Raz, since Cali’s sanity seems to be the most intact in his childhood; you do find his moral compass there, after all. Also I just wanted to get that poor kid a hug in some way aaaa

I think it’s interesting (in the most bitter, horrible way possible) that with Mr. and Mrs. Loboto trying to get rid of a “monster”, they really just ended up creating one. :T World’s worst parents everyone!

A curious "illness" (starring Scorbus and a very annoyed Rose)
  • <p> <b>Albus:</b> Rose help me I think I'm sick<p/><b>Rose:</b> *concerned* What is it?!<p/><b>Albus :</b> I don't know I have sweaty palms, my stomach aches sometimes and I don't understand why people say I look happier than usual. I don't get it.<p/><b>Rose:</b> Errr... Well... I don't know what kind of sickness that could be.<p/><b></b> *Scorpius shows up*<p/><b>Albus:</b> It's happening again!<p/><b>Rose:</b> ...<p/></p>
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okay so today was pretty GREAT 

I finally got to meet one of my absolute fave human beings in the entire world and he was the sweetest and most beautiful sunshine ever 

I honestly love this man more than anything and to finally meet him irl was just unbelievably emotional, I don’t think it’s completely sunk in yet

(please excuse my face and my hair, i was NOT prepared for meeting the most beautiful person to ever walk this earth today so I look like a complete mess, but that’s okay because I have finally met Gregor and I couldn’t be happier)

anonymous asked:

i was thinking about what you said about it being jarring to see S1 alec and then I realized i felt like something was off the whole time, but reading your reply made me realize it's because we've been seeing alec so happy and much more free and himself during 2b and so i was like what the fUCK when i saw him. same with magnus and him being open but still deflecting at the same time, like you said. anyways i don't know where i'm going with this but thanks for always sharing your thoughts and 1/2

being a beacon of light and rational thinking, much love

It really was jarring I agree!! I was watching it like oh my god Alec was a huge asshole?? I mean that in the nicest way tho LIKE I HAVE LOVED MY GRUMPY WHITE SON FROM THE VERY BEGINNING but seeing it juxtaposed like that just really highlights how far he’s come in terms of being a softer, happier person because he’s not running away from who he is.

Magnus is interesting bc…it’s hard to explain, but Harry gives him a particular cadence when he isn’t fully himself. I don’t mean just when he’s hiding something, but there’s a way that he talks when he’s speaking with someone who isn’t close to him or if he’s withdrawing in some way.

I wish I could put it in words but you could really hear it in the flashback to 1x06, but also in scenes like 2x15 shortly before he broke down (when he was trying to get Alec to drink with him)…it’s just really interesting. I wish it was something I could articulate but I can’t really explain the inflection Magnus has except to say that it sounds like the voice he uses when he’s dealing with clients or whatever.

next semester i want to be a better person, just in general.

this semester really took it out of me. i didn’t eat well, barely saw my friends, i only went to the gym like twice. i didn’t enjoy what i was studying at all. next semester i really want to be better. i want to start taking nice notes again, to be healthy and i just want to be happier.

anonymous asked:

Hi Robs. Lately I've really wanted to shave my head. Shaving my head would made me happier because hate the way I'm so obsessive over my hair looking perfect. I'm also closeted ftm and sometimes my hair gives me anxiety. I think it'd be perfect for summer too. The problem is my mom. She keeps telling me that I'd look like a lesbian or a drug addict and it kinda hurts. I don't know how to explain my feelings and I don't want her to be mad at me for doing it on my own. what do i do

Do it for charity!! Tell her u want to raise money and do a sponsored head shave!! She’ll respect ur decision more AND you’ll be doing it for a great cause. Even if she still hates it, there’s far worse things kids can do. She’ll get over it

anonymous asked:

listen I haven't heard the term "salad glove" in my entire life but I've been thinking about it and I'm 99% sure it's meme slang for condom. the not-in-front-of-my-salad meme, anyone? yeah. also I'm really sorry for sharing this thought. I know you were all happier without knowing.

Haha! Thanks for this message! I appreciate your analysis, but I can assure you as far as I know, that is not the meaning of salad glove.

So a salad glove is pretty much what it sounds like. It’s a glove for eating salad (although I can see how it might also sound like a glove made out of salad).

It comes from a song by the folk punk band AJJ called “People II 2: Still Peoplin'” off their album Knife Man. There’s a line that goes “You can buy a salad glove.”

i think sometimes ppl on here (myself included) have to accept that you can’t change everyone’s opinions and i know it can get so personal when it comes to intra community issues but sometimes all you can do is talk about how you feel and support your own beliefs with sound reasoning and sources.

but the important thing is that you don’t have to respond to every little thing you see that you don’t agree with and your time and energy could likely be spent on more productive things than arguing the same discourse fight you’ve been having for the past 3 years. it can be so emotionally draining to constantly expose yourself to views that you know will upset you. i try to avoid lesbophobic circles on here as much as possible because even though i think it’s important to counter that rhetoric i can’t emotionally survive seeing that bs all the time.

all im saying is that we need to look after ourselves and also be wary of how we exert our energy. i promise it will make you only happier and will only make your activism better.

anonymous asked:

How did you figure out you were a bottom? Can I really be sure I'm a bottom if I've never had sex? And in broader terms of identity, I feel like I have a lot of my identity I've never explored, because I guess I'm afraid of embarrassing myself. Sometimes I think I'd be happier as a different gender, though at the same time I don't know if that's just normal thinking or actual dysphoria, since I'm not exactly unhappy with the way I am? Is there any way I can make more sense of this?

How did I figure out I was a bottom? I was walking out to my car with a woman who I was on a first date with, and I mentioned that I kind of like being bossed around, and she said, “Oh, you like to be topped?” and I’d never heard that expression before outside gay male relationship where the bottom is the dude who takes it, so I was was like, “What’s being topped?” and she suddenly pushed me up against a wall, leant against me with her hips, and whispered into my ear, “It’s more of this,” and I was like oh my god oh my god mgykgbakljerkgjbelaer

Honestly, though, for someone who has an ultra-responsible job like mine, for someone who’s had to manage her own household since they were in their teens, there is such peace in surrender. In not making decisions. In letting someone take over and just existing at their command. I love it. It’s almost trance-like, and it fosters such trust and intimacy in a partnership. 

Honestly? I don’t think you could really know 100% unless you’ve tried both. But that’s only my opinion - I’m sure there are virgins out there who love to imagine being topped and already know. For the rest of us, you need to experience it to know if it works for you or not XD

You don’t need to worry about being embarrassed, because you don’t really try things like this with people you don’t trust. And sex can be funny and awkward anyway, it’s nice to do it with someone who’ll laugh along with you and make it a shared experience while you experiment :)

The gender stuff is another conversation. Gender takes time to work out. You don’t need to rush it <3

anonymous asked:

people say study for yourself, for your own goals but what if i don't have one? i don't know what i wanna be in the future nor whether what subjects im taking are really for me. i used to think my goal was to get good grades but then i thought what would i need those grades for,, im really confused rn. have you ever had those feelings?

yeah, i start thinking about that a lot. 

i usually get myself out of that rut by thinking about how i’m going to use my grades and education to get myself a job. and then, i start thinking about how i’ll help someone by working whether it be something like making sure that they’re healthy or that they’re learning something new or that they have something new that they needed or maybe even making them a cup of coffee to help them through the morning. then, i start thinking about how i can use my income to help support my parents and buy gifts for my friends and buy myself nice things and maybe adopt a cat or something like that. 

you don’t need to save the world or cure cancer or travel to pluto or something like that. even the little things in life matter. i would live another day just for a chance to cuddle a cat or tell my friends that i love them or to make someone smile. then, maybe as you study, you can find some subject that you really like and can pursue a career with. google can rlly help you find a variety of career options that you might be interested in.

good luck, anon! i hope this helped ;;

whatrorydid  asked:

I'm loving Damsel-in distress-but-actually-a-dangerous-bloodsucker-but-not-really Obito and I-twirl-my-sword-because-I'm-a-loser-who-thinks-it-looks-cool Kakashi, please tell me you won't hurt them too much and that Obito gets to really viciously kill Madara somewhere in the future? 'Cause holy fuck I know he's an asshole but this is some next level shit. Oh, also, there are few things I love more than Witch!Rin (I'm assuming she's the 'witch friend'), so thank you for that!!

Er. Well. Nothing will be permanently hurt, at least? ^^’

(But on a happier not Madara will definitely not be hurting Obito anymore when the dust clears. And witch!Rin is totally a thing, yes.)

I'm Late - Tbjzl

Tbjzl X Reader

Warnings: none I don’t think

Requested: —

Summary: Tobi is late for dinner plans

A/N: I’ve had this shitty idea for a little while now, it’s short. Sue me.

You and Tobi had been dating for a little over a year now, and you couldn’t be happier. He would always make you feel welcome in situations where you don’t know people at any sort of event. You was very thankful for it too, because if he wasn’t like that you probably wouldn’t be as close as you are to Freya, Emily and Sarah.

You and the girls were chilling at Sarah’s place; having a gossip and chit chat, before you went on date night with Tobes. An hour had pasted and you decided to leave the girls to get ready, you said your goodbyes and then walked home. Luckily for you, you didn’t live too far away from Sarah and Chai’s apartment. Once you got in you went straight into the shower, then after that you put on your black maxi dress and then continued to do your make up.

You and Tobi were meeting at the restaurant at six, and it was currently twenty to six. You was completely ready and was waiting on your uber. Your uber finally arrived, you hopped in and told the drier to go to Marianne restaurant. You made it there within ten minutes, Tobi wasn’t around just yet so you decided to head in before it started to pour down with rain. You headed to your reserved table and sat down. The waiter asked if you wanted anything but you simply refused and said you was waiting on someone.

Twenty minutes had pasted and Tobi was late. He wasn’t the type to be late and not message you about it, because he always would. However this time he didn’t. You called him multiple times but there was no answer.

Then Tobi walked in, you was annoyed, that was understandable. He ran over to the table and started apologising. “Y/N I’m late I’m so sorry. I’ve been working at the pitch all day and my phone died so I couldn’t call you. And I know you’re probably-” you stopped him before he would carry on, you place your hands onto his and reassured him it was okay. And that all you wanted to do was eat.

anonymous asked:

I feel like Jinyoung has been extra smiley recently. He also has been covering his smile less. Do you notice it too?

:’) I think so too!! But I feel like it’s been a while now, that he seems like he’s been getting happier and happier!! ^^

Even though he’s always pushing himself to do more and better, I kinda think that after GOT7 started winning shows / awards (and he started participating in more acting roles and getting praised for those), he’s felt more successful and able to be proud of himself :’) and also I think he sees that GOT7 is really getting alot of love now all around the world :’)

whatever the reason, I’m really glad that he definitely seems happier ^^

AND YES!!! HE’S DEFINITELY SHOWING HIS SMILE MORE!!! IT GIVES ME LIFE!!! T^T I think he knows that fans love his smile, so he tries to not cover it now when the camera is directly on him :’) But I also hope he loves his own smile and that’s why he shows it T^T ❤️ I get warm fuzzy feelings when he says he likes his eye wrinkles ;A; ❤️

(x)

anonymous asked:

i'm extremely scared to come out to my parents, but i think if i don't start t in like a year, i'm gonna kill myself, i cant do this anymore. i think my parents are homophobic and i don't know how to come out and yeah... can you give me tips?

I have a really transphobic family so I can sympathize. I think the best thing you can do is write your parents a letter, come out to them, tell them how you are feeling, include educational links for them to read this and reassure them that while they may feel they are losing their child, in fact they are going to get a much happier, real version of yourself.

I had to come out and face the reality that my parents weren’t going to accept me, at least not for a while. So come to terms as best you can with the fact that your family may not be the most accepting at first but that doesn’t mean what you are doing is wrong. 

Sometimes people are ignorant and it’s hard for them to see through things. If you are 18 you don’t need parental consent to start hormones.

http://www.transyouthequality.org/for-parents/

Kyle