Dunkey Part 1 of 2
- Griffin: It's by Yahoo Answers user John, who asks...this is my favorite question we've had in a very long time, "I'm a big time lawyer in the city, and yet I'm addicted to donkey basketball. All I think about. Is this okay? - It started as corporate fundraiser. We had a gym reserved and a company provided us with the donkeys. It seemed innocent enough until game time when everything seemed to slow down and I became entranced with the game. Every aspect of it seemed logical and right. When the final buzzer sounded, I've thrown up the game-winning shot. Buckets! My teammates rode over to me to congratulate me, and I had never received such euphoria. That night, I could not sleep. I think about it during meetings and it is starting to interfere with my home life, and I'm even a republican! I am thinking about getting professional help because I see no solution. I do not want to stop thinking about it but I also do not want it to further hinder my life. Across the city, they have another charity function and I am thinking about going even though I am not invited."
- Justin: If this is not the construction of the various, you know, winds and changes in shifting tectonic plates that create our reality, if this is not a product of that but rather a shitty joke reference to like, a really terrible Bradley Cooper movie he made before he was Bradley Cooper that someone got for $1.50 from the hidden treasures shelf at Dollar General, I'm going to be very mad.
- Griffin: And what would that movie be called?
- Travis: Dunkey.