i think i'm funny but im not

voltron characters as things i have heard people actually say in my ap classes part two:

sendak: “i would willingly stab out my own eye with this pencil if it means i look more badass”

haxus: “sometimes i just look at myself in the mirror and think ‘holy shit i’m so attractive’ or ‘who the fuck dragged this piece of shit out of the garbage’ and there’s just no in between”

thace: “sometimes i sigh so loud that i’m genuinely surprised my lungs aren’t catapulted from my chest cavity”

prorok: “wow can you believe you get to breathe the same air as me ??? you must be blessed *finger guns*”

rolo: “wanna hear about the time i saw jesus after mixing four shots of caffeine with two red bulls and a redline ??? lol i don’t know how i’m alive either but i got my essay done in like twenty minutes”

nyma: “i got an 89 on the last essay and a 36 on the one we just got back and all i can say is get you a girl that can do both”

shay: “*shoving cloth into her bag from the theater department* i keep telling everyone that i own cats but it’s a lie. its a dirty dirty lie these are for the raccoons that visit my backyard. i also buy cat food for raccoons can you believe the predicament i’m in”

kolivan: “bitch i would punt you into the sun no hesitation”

ulaz: “my life is the bee movie except every time someone says ‘essay’ i die just a little more inside”

antok: “everyone says i’m a chill guy but my life is crashing down around me and my internal monologue is one giant keyboard smash on caps lock *takes sip of coffee*”

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I love that you can see Magnus moving closer and putting his hands to Alec’s waist.

(I wish it was more visible in the frame, but if that’s the price to be paid in order to have a closer shot of the kiss — I’ll take it!)

bonus:

  • mom: just because there are clues that lead to a chamber doesn't mean this is the movie national treasure starring nicholas cag-
  • me: The 100 has 4 seasons and 4 minus 1(00) is 3 and 3 is how many sides there are in a triangle and a triangle is the symbol of the pyramid on the crest and the crest stands for "from the ashes we'll rise." from the ashes. ASHES. What animal comes from ashes? Phoenixes and What is a phoenix? A bird Do you know what else is a bird? An eagle Do you know what a triangle stands for? Illuminati Do you know what is on a one dollar bill? An illuminati triangle, an eagle and a pyramid Do you know who is on a one dollar bill? George Washington who was a founding father Do you know what the founding fathers did? They hid the treasure. Nicolas Cage plays Ben Franklin Gates. BEN FRANKLIN. A Founding Father. The Treasure. Still not convinced? The 100's main character is Clarke Griffin Do you know her mother? Abigail Griffin. ABIGAIL. Abigail CHASE???!!????? LOVER OF BEN GATES IN NATIONAL TREASURE!!!!!3&694!!! BUT WAIT-

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Here’s a shoutout to all the trans people losing their invisibility today!
The trans people who:

-disappeared years ago to their family and friends and will have to talk to them today

-drive their cars into drive-thrus and scare the people working there

-pretend to be ghosts, walk around haunted houses, and chuck shit around

-put tiny lizards down the back of people’s shirts while walking through the street

-have to be the special effects people for their cis friends’ harry potter stageplays

-sneak into the white house and graffiti penises on trump’s desk while he isn’t looking

-have been invisible for so long that they’ve forgotten what they look like, and like it that way

-whose idea of fun is harassing swans and geese in the lake, making them angry, and then directing them to transphobes

-give sad stangers hugs so they feel better, or terrified. it varies

-stand behind people in long flowy dresses and wave them around so it looks even better

remember, you are valid! tomorrow you will be invisible again!