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Sasuke quotes about and for Naruto. ❤
  • Sasuke:
  • "I also want to fight with you. "
  • "It was not meaningless to me, you have become my closest friend."
  • "Naruto... I... "
  • "Do you know, Naruto... that if both you and your opponent are first class ninja, you can read each other's minds when your fists meet. There is no need for words. I know you aren't naive, Naruto, so you can read the true mind? Can you read my mind?"
  • "I have to get rid of you."
  • "Your thoughts and feelings... I know them all...
  • And you know mines too."
  • "THAT'S exactly why I have to kill you."
  • "I hated you...
  • I don't know, my body just moved on its own moron. "
  • "But there aren't a lot of people as you. "
  • "I was envy of you."
  • "I started to paid attention at you. "
  • "It was a weakness, I trained hard to escape from that weakness. " "You became my goal and my first bond. "
  • "It's his hopeful heart what ties me to Konoha."
  • "You're the only one, just you... My only... "
  • Just when I was starting to think that I was all alone after Itachi died... But I have to kill Naruto. No matter what it takes. "
  • "That guy is the closest thing to a best friend I've ever had."
  • "Thanks to you I was saved.
  • "I'll get rid of all the past mistakes and start anew and this'll start with your death. "
  • "With this I can finally be alone... "
  • "All alone, the feeling of a parent yelling at you is nowhere near what he feel."
  • "We were kids lonely and starving for love, but allowed only hatred.  We knew the same pain, but as friends, we changed paths.  Even more, I chose the path of isolation.  Bonds created heated feelings and in that time, shining like a flash, my own weakness was exposed in broad daylight. "
  • "I stood in the way of my sole friend. A shinobi who knew the same pain. An honest and straightforward ninja who did not bend the truth. On countless occasions, I tried to shake off that destiny. And yet, without giving up and without abandoning me, in the face of inevitable death, he held out his hand. I tried to sever our bond, the sole existence of which led me from my loneliness. I was defeated. We planned to settle our disputes, and chose the Valley of the End. We saw the radiant morning sun and shared the feeling of pain in our chests, and I recall hot tears running down our cheeks. I will never in my life forget this."
  • "Naruto had his own world. I desired its existence.
  • It was similar to the warmth formerly given to me by my family.  In this world, I was allowed to actually feel its existence, the connection of family; of love.  Revenge supported my heart, while simultaneously destroying it.  Hatred, like poison circulating the body, kills human feeling.  Like that, it lit the flames of my heart."

anonymous asked:

What should us below average looking girls do to be more attractive? I think my features are nice but I'm dark skinned (not my issue at all but society already disqualifies me) and chubby/short. Today I was with my flatmate who looks like a model! And one of the workers introduced himself to her only. Paid me no mind. I find this happens often with men. I surround myself with beautiful women hoping I'll catch there secret but I am not sure there is hope. I just feel so ugly.

You really need to get rid of the self pity and low self esteem first. That automatically annoys and detracts people even more so than your appearance. Get therapy if you must. I talk jokingly about how my mother hates my makeup and many people feel I’m over the top. It’s life, not everybody will like how you look.

Improving your appearance these days is relatively easy. I would start with wholesome exercise like yoga, pilates, burlesque, martial arts all of which can be found on YouTube. Move onto skincare, holistic health, eat wholesome and better, self reflection and Meditation so you feel better mentally as well as physically. Get your hair and nails done professionally often and learn how to tastefully apply makeup to flaunt those nice features of yours. Get the best and nicest makeup & skincare for you. Look into color theory so you can find which colors go well with your skin. Go for facials, spa treatments, skin treatments and massages. Always look clean, elegant, and refined. A woman’s beauty regime should not a burden but something she looks forward to.

The Emperor's New Groove Sentence Meme
  • "Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?"
  • "I was the worlds nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason."
  • "You threw off my groove."
  • "I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emperor's groove."
  • "Trot out the ladies."
  • "Let me guess, you've got a great personality."
  • "Don't be fooled by the folksy, peasant look."
  • "You really should have thought of that before you became peasants."
  • "I'm the emperor and your the emperor's advisor, remember?"
  • "Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go...your departments being downsized, you're part of an outplacement...we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick I got more."
  • "Word on the street is you can fix my problem."
  • "When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye bye."
  • "With him out of the way and no heir to the throne I'll take over and rule the empire."
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
  • "Our moment of triumph approaches."
  • "I am one hungry king of the world."
  • "Now to get rid of the body."
  • "W...we were just making a toast...to your long and healthy rule."
  • "You know...in my defense...your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
  • "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
  • "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
  • "Demon llama!"
  • "I'm an ugly, stinky llama!"
  • "I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."
  • "I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer."
  • "Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing but this, to me, might be considered kind of a backward step, wouldn't you say?"
  • "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
  • "For the last time, it was not a kiss."
  • "You know what? Some day you're gonna wind up all alone and you'll have no one to blame but yourself."
  • "And so it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his birthday. His legacy will live on in our hearts for all eternity."
  • "Well...he's not as dead as we would have hoped."
  • "I was gonna have you imprisoned for life but I kind of like this better."
  • "I thought you were a changed man."
  • "Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?"
  • "I was always taught that there was some good in everyone but, oh, you proved me wrong."
  • "Don't read too much into it. It was a one time thing."
  • "Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude."
  • "Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahagony."
  • "Its called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • "I've never liked your spinach puffs! Never!"
  • "From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
  • "It's not the first time I was tossed out a window and it won't be the last."

reminder that i’m stupid enough to accidentally delete my blog while trying to make a side blog into its own thing. if you see me refollowing you, don’t think anything of it – it’s just me slowly trying to refollow everyone. if you could refollow me first, i’d greatly appreciate it, though this is also your chance to just get rid of me if that’s the case (insert gentle weeping).

*stares at the game* So is Anne on the volleyball team or not. Can I go fling myself into the sun yet because that seriously kills one of my headcanons—like, you know, the one I wrote about what position she’d be on the team and her fighting style in general. Damn this is why you wait until a game releases…

@rengokuni​ has committed a criminal act!

The criminal act of being a fashion disaster, that was. Who did this person think they were? Clad in old Japanese fashion, with bright green bun to boot. It was almost like the other person wasn’t aware they currently lived in the year 2003. When you considered that types like these walked around the city, it was almost completely ridiculous that Light was the suspicious one here.

Not that L really seemed fazed as Light tugged him along by the chain that connected them. Light mindlessly answered responses to the word game, Shiritori, he was playing with the renowned detective. Once the brunet stopped in front of Fairy Fountain, he turned his head to eye Sakichi.

“Did you come here to– Hold on. 「Suprématie」–” That was in response to the “intergouvernementalisations“ L had just uttered during their game play. “– Make a wish too?“

Hopefully, you wished for your own death? Even without the Death Note, Light could probably get creative and drown you in the fountain or something. If deemed necessary, that was. Which it probably wasn’t. Aw.

anonymous asked:

I'm a Christian and realized recently that I am bisexual. I've seen a lot of stories online about people getting rid of their homosexuality with Jesus. Is that really possible?? Can I date/marry a girl as a Christian or would that be going against my faith? Should I just ignore my "gay side"? And if I do then do you think it'll eventually just go away or maybe I'll just forget about it? Sorry for all the questions but I'm kinda freaking out here and I'd really like your help

There isn’t really anything that can get rid of homosexuality or bisexuality. Personally I’ve reached the point where even if I was magically given the option of being straight, I wouldn’t pick it because I’m comfortable with my sexuality.

There are going to be people who tell you that homosexuality is wrong according the bible. Find solace in the fact that there are sectors of Christianity where homosexuality and bisexuality is accepted. Like, the Uniting Church even has gay pastors, how great is that? Also, the pope has also gone out and said that homosexuality isn’t wrong. Don’t let religion stop you from dating or marrying a girl, “Christian bisexual” isn’t a paradox. I don’t think surpressing sexuality changes it, I think it just kind of makes it worse. Sorry.

Republican Debate tonight...
  • MODERATOR: Why are you the right person to manage a trillion dollar debt?
  • RUBIO: Hillary Clinton is the devil!
  • MODERATOR: Okay...but the question was--
  • HUCKABEE: Hillary Clinton uses mind control!
  • CHRISTIE: And she steals shit!
  • MODERATOR: Thank you, but getting back to the actual question--
  • TRUMP: I think everyone on this stage sucks. Let's get rid of super PACs because without them my money blows all of you out of the water. That Clinton lady needs to go back to the kitchen.
  • CARSON: Marriage is between a man and a woman, but I'm not a homophobe. I swear I'm a chill dude. See? The young people get me. Hillary Clinton ain't chill like me.
  • MODERATOR: Alright, let's just move on to--
  • FIORINA: I'd like to point out how many good points I'm making tonight and also Hillary Clinton can suck my dick. I'll be the first woman president and kick her ass to Benghazi.
  • MODERATOR: Senator Cruz, our military--
  • CRUZ: I don't like your face.
  • BUSH: That's not nice, let me give that face a big warm kiss.
  • CRUZ: And I don't like Hillary Clinton's face either!
  • KASICH: Does anybody remember that I'm running? Also, Hillary's gonna rob us blind and nuke our country.
  • ALL THE CANDIDATES: Yeah!!!

Pet peeve #506 fixed! :D I’ve been messing around with Bridgeport in CAW this past week (so I can finally start a new save for my Pixel Rust story that doesn’t take half an hour to load…), and these base game street signs were annoying me. The shine on them looks almost metallic in game, even on the wooden pole. I assumed it would be a simple fix, just darken the specular texture and done, but after cloning them I realized they don’t actually have an individual specular texture so it took some extra digging to figure out the problem. But I think they look much better now, so it was definitely worth it! ^_^

ETA: EA’s version is on the left, and my fix is on the right. I should have mentioned that before, sorry!

A Song About My Favourite Animals
Hannah
A Song About My Favourite Animals

A quality song, with quality lyrics, brought to you by someone with arachnophobia.

“I hate spiders, they make me feel so afraid
I hate spiders, though I know they don’t deserve this hate

I hate their webs when they touch my face
I start shaking when I see one in my place
And I’m probably a racist for hating their entire race
Let’s all put them on a spaceship and send them to spaaaaaaaace

I hate spiders, they have way too many legs
I hate spiders, some of them eat their lovers after they’ve had sex
And that’s really gross and morally wrong
Like spiders in general which is the moral of this song
And if you hate them too you should sing along
And I’m out of rhymes …but I really hate spiders

Some of them are hairy, some of them are big
And I wouldn’t dare to poke one of those with a stick
In fact, if I had to, I’d run away real quick
And you can all guess the next line: SPIDERS CAN SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK

I hate spiders, I really hate them, just leave me alone
I hate spiders, I want to die when I see one in my room
I hate spiders, they’re the worst motherfuckers in the animal crew
I hate spiders, I just really fucking do.”

anonymous asked:

I need your help. My mom noticed my stretch marks and said, "You need to start exercising to get rid of those ugly things." But I love my stretch marks. My mom just reminds me of how ugly they are and that I need to get rid of them. All she is doing is teaching me how to hate myself. It doesn't end there either she always tells me that I need her in my life and that i'll never have anyone who loves me other than my family. I'm scared because she is being very abusive and I don't know what to do.

babe, if you love your body the way it is, don’t listen to anyone saying you should change. that’s fantastic that you love your stretch marks, just make sure you’re still eating healthily and excercising regularly. but you should definitely not have to get rid of them if you love them. don’t let her manipulate you to think your body is awful because that is not true. your body is what you perceive it, and you perceive it as beautiful, so keep it that way. i agree what she’s doing is a bit abusive, so you’re going to have to talk to her about what she’s doing to you and how it makes you feel. if you’re worried, take someone else you truest with you; a friend, a dad, a sibling, someone who can support. i’m sure once your mom realises her effect on you, she’ll stop and be happy because you’re happy. xxx

anonymous asked:

I seen your advice on how to turn your life around. I'll admit your post was worded really well. But you know what I'm not going to even try that bullshit because I know you have never been depressed a day in your life. I hate all you advice blogs. How can you give advice on cutting if you never cut a day in your life. I've been cutting for 3 years and I have 26 scars I'll never get rid of. You think because you look good you can say anything? You're just like everyone else you fucking fake.

Fake? If this was true my words wouldn’t had got to your heart. Nicely worded? No you feel what I say, because what I say is real. I don’t know what other advice givers have been through but I’ve been threw the deepest corners of hell. So deep hell became a freezing tundra. I didn’t choose to give advice, the job chose me. For me to be the best my life had to be shit in order for me help thousands of people. Depression? Anxiety? I’ve been there. Ever heard of depersonalization? Basically you don’t feel real. You feel as though everything is a dream. So you never fully enjoy any social experience to the max. Add that on top of the depression, what do you get? A man with an overly hard life that believes its actually a dream so the only way to wake up is to either inflict damage on himself or kill himself. That was my reality. What do you think I did? I tried to wake up. You have 26 cuts. I have 116. They’re not the small ones either. I was hurting everyone around me including myself. Eventually I became homeless. I had nothing, I felt nothing, I didn’t care. My final bottle of Sleeping pills along with a stolen bottle of white wolf vodka was my answer. And the sad thing is, I’d die alone… This act led to me having a near death experience. Where I figured out the answers in which I live by now to overcome such adversity. “Nothing is something. Thought is everything.” These are the words I heard from a warm light as I roamed the roads of nothingness. (Words that would change my life) There were no sky, the road led to nowhere. All I could do is walk in despair until I changed the way I thought. I had to want to live again. I had to want to live with every fiber of my consciousness. I began to think about life and what I hadn’t done yet. The family I’d leave behind, their faces became the sky. My thoughts were projections. My thoughts created everything around me. I realized, nothing is something. Nothing is the bendable canvas, our thoughts are the paint brush. The more I thought about life the more my reality became less like a empty road and more like a globe theater, with me in the center. Until the globe began to sink with me in it. Then I awoke in my own vomit and blood. I began applying what I learned to my reality. Things began to change. Yes I stumbled. But I got back up. Eventually I changed into the man you believe has never had hardships. Isn’t that crazy? I’ve been through the flames
more times I can count but yet I don’t smell like smoke. What I tell people when they’re on the brink of destruction is what was told to me. Maybe I have a guardian angel. whatever the case may be, the fact still remains my advice is helping. That’s all I care about. And I will continue to touch people’s souls such as yourself.