i think i'll eat it now

  • what she says: I'm okay
  • what she means: Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say. I've got lots of shit to say. I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can, I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. I'll say it again. The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small. If you feel me, put your hands up, Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up! Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can! Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can, your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can. Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans?! Just... make them wider?! I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry. I want to have a daughter. I want to have a daughter so I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can. Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno. I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body but I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym. Irony can be so painful. That's a Catch-22. Let's do this! I went to Chipotle, I went to Chipotle, got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out. He still wrapped it. I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through: "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito! The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got half of it! Like, I'm okay with small mistakes, if you've got no more chicken I'll take pork. But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like half of it, like, half of it, like, half of it, like half of it right now,I think it's time I think it's time, I think that we break this down. I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are pringle cans, and burritos. The truth is, my biggest problem's you. I want to please you but I want to stay true to myself. I want to give you the night out that you deserve but I want to say what I think and not care what you think about it. Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of me needs you, part of me fears you. And I don't think that I can handle this right now, handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. Look at them, they're just staring at me like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself." I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. They don't even know the half of this right now, they don't even know the half of it. But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show so I should probably just shut up and do my job so here I go. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got half. You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme and if they still don't understand you then you run it one more time. I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now, handle this right, handle this right, handle this right now.Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy.
  • Wally West: Was almost not released from Doctor Fate's helmet because Nabu knew he was worthy, uses denial as a coping mechanism because he can't handle confronting his problems because they cause him pain, chooses not to believe in magic because he can't stand accepting something he can't control and science is the only thing he can trust, was trusted enough by Dick that he revealed his and Bruce's identities, was the first one who escaped from the nightmare in Face Your Fears, is insecure because he thinks he's not good enough to be Flash's sidekick, protected Artemis in Bereft even after she said she'd probably been sent to kill him, the volcano that Red Volcano activated in Humanity would have destroyed the world had Wally not used his immense intelligence to figure out a way to save them, sacrificed his birthday to save a young queen by running a donor heart cross country, realized that the best birthday gift he could have ever gotten was seeing her smile, uses humor and bad flirting because he has a fear of rejection, FREAKING GOT HIMSELF STUCK IN THE SPEEDFORCE TO SAVE THE WORLD AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS HE'S DEAD, AND HIS LAST WORDS WERE TELLING BARRY TO MAKE SURE ARTEMIS AND HIS PARENTS KNEW HE LOVED THEM.
  • Also Wally West: I'll bet you I can eat that whole pizza in two bites
So now that you’re gone, what do I do? I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I can’t do anything except think of you. I am so in love with you and I am not okay. The only time I’m ever actually okay is when I’m drunk or high, but even then I’m still calling out for you..
—  You’re my midnight thoughts.

anonymous asked:

Also I've just remembered, if you google "What each Hogwarts house should do when stressed" and go to google images then there's a picture that briefly gives some nice tips for each house that I think are really accurate. For example for Hufflepuff it's "Take a break. Put yourself first. Celebrate the positives, express your stress. Practice conflict management. Eat right. Remember you can say no." And I'll leave you alone now before my Ravenclawness makes me ramble more aha.

Awesome!

  • Kara: How could you?! How could you, Lena?!
  • Lena: So I guess I'm a villain now. Well, it seems I'm really a Luthor after all.
  • Kara: Lena-
  • Lena: Lex's suits are probably too big for me. I'll have to make a new supervillain suit in my evil lab.
  • Kara: Lena, stop-
  • Lena: I bet I can be a better villain than Lex. Or should I say worse?
  • Kara: Lena, I didn't mean-
  • Lena: Do you think Jess would agree to be my evil sidekick? Eve is too nice-
  • Kara: LENA LUTESSA LUTHOR! Can't you just apologize for eating my secret stash of cookies like a regular human person?!

there’s some blatant fish boy erasure in the sow tag rn and i won’t allow it

and considering this little gem

i think it’s a bit unfair when people say the creature from the shape of water is an abe sapien copy, when the design itself is much more inspired by the creature from the black lagoon

to me it’s more fair to say that his personality is more based of abe sapien (the egg eating and the classical music parts) and the creature design,like the belly plates and the fins, way more resembles the original fish boy™

anonymous asked:

im so here for a pokemon au omg what pokemon types do u think each paladin would use??

Oh man, haha I feel like this is going to get pretty long.  But I definitely see all of them having a type of Pokemon they prefer, but ultimately having a fairly balanced team.

Keith:

  • His starter was a Torchic, which has since evolved into a Combusken. (Lance used to make fun of how small and cute Keith’s Torchic was before it evolved).  Keith and his Combusken spar together every morning.
  •  His second Pokemon was a Ponyta, which followed him home one day and he couldn’t bear to shoo her off.  Keith absolutely spoils her - when she eventually evolves they go running for the sake of running together.
  • The first Pokemon he ever caught was his Scyther - she’ll never evolve into a Scizor because Keith refuses to give her away/trade her, even knowing he would get her back
  • Keith hatched his Honedge from an egg that he’s had since he was a kid - Keith has a very strong attachment to his Honedge since he’s one of the only clues he has about his mother.
  • When Keith lived out in the desert, he caught a Trapinch, which has since evolved into a Vibrava.  They often sunbathe together.

Lance:

  • Lance’s starter was a Totodile, who is a total ham.  While Lance loves his Totodile as he is, Lance was frustrated that Keith’s starter evolved before his did.  Totodile is totally Lance’s wingman when he tries to pick people up.
  • Lance’s second Pokemon is a Milotic.  When he was a Feebas, Lance absolutely pampered him with little regard to other people’s comments on his Feebas’s appearance.  It’s little wonder that Milotic evolved so quickly.
  • He also has a Rufflet.  Much like Lance, it takes a while for him to mature, but he’s extremely loyal, if prone to picking fights with Pokemon much larger than himself.
  • Lance was initially terrified of his Caterpie as much as he vehemently denies it, but he quickly grew on Lance to the point that Lance soon let his Caterpie ride on his shoulder everywhere.  With careful nurturing (Lance was very afraid of his smallest Pokemon getting seriously injured), his Caterpie has grown into a beautiful Butterfree.
  • Finally, Lance’s last team member is a Vulpix - he received her in a trade with a stranger, and both he and Allura coo over how adorable she is.  She’s very young and not yet ready to battle, but she’s a very enthusiastic learner as Lance trains her.

Shiro:

  • Shiro is the only one with a fully evolved starter - in his case, his first pokemon is a Typhlosion.  Despite his intimidating appearance, Shiro’s Typhlosion is very motherly and nurturing towards Shiro and the rest of the crew.
  • Shiro also has a Gengar, which he returned with after his disappearance.  It loves to play pranks, particularly on anyone who messes with its trainer. 
  • Shiro also has a Mimikyu - while it freaked everyone else out at first, Shiro immediately befriended it without hesitation, even going so far as to help it fix up its disguise (nobody had the heart to tell either of them that Shiro’s lack of artistic skills was evident)
  • His Metagross is the most serious of his Pokemon and seems to be constantly stressed out by everyone.  It definitely loves Shiro and the structure and patience he provides.
  • Lastly, Shiro’s Salamence is an absolute terror - he constantly seeks affection and doesn’t seem to notice how much larger he is than everyone else and is constantly knocking things over with his enthusiastic tail sweeps.

Hunk:

  • Hunk’s first pokemon was a Bulbasaur, and is almost always out of his pokeball. Bulbasaur often helps out Hunk, using his vines to reach things Hunk needs, and is very protective of his trainer.
  • Hunk’s second Pokemon is a Munchlax, which wandered into their camp when Hunk was cooking and befriended Hunk after being fed.  
  • Hunk’s Onix is large, but gentle.  While she doesn’t get to come out of her pokeball very often, she always enjoys cuddling with her trainer and his friends.
  • Hunk’s Teddiursa is definitely the most aggressive of his pokemon, and is fiercely jealous of anyone who spends time with his trainer - Lance has been the recipient of quite a few scratches .
  • Hunk’s Lairon is the most friendly of his pokemon, and is always herding the younger ones around.  

Pidge:

  • Pidge’s starter was a Rowlet, which loves to perch on Pidge’s shoulder as she works.
  • She has a Joltik, which might as well not have a pokeball for all the time it spends in it.  Her Joltik loves to help, and often will often scurry into little nooks and crannies that even Pidge’s hands can’t fit in as needed.
  • Pidge has had an Eevee since she was very little, like the rest of her family.  Her Eevee hasn’t evolved yet, but eventually will turn into a Leafeon.
  • Like Pidge, her Sableye has an eye for shiny things, and even helps Pidge find parts for her inventions.
  • Pidge’s Rotom is constantly inhabiting Pidge’s new inventions and tends to hover around her while she works. 
  • Lastly, Pidge has an Shieldon, which like Pidge is small, but very tough.  He’s constantly trying to prove it by head-butting the other Pokemon and picking fights.
The Signs THE 1975 Lyrics
  • Aries: If you never shoot you'll never know, if you never eat you'll never grow//
  • Robbers
  • Taurus: I'll give you one more time, we'll give you one more fight// Robbers
  • Gemini: She's got a two-tone everything, way too intelligent. Moving but she just can't move// She Way Out
  • Cancer: Don't you need me?
  • I, I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you//Fallingforyou
  • Leo: You're cold and I burn, I guess I'll never learn//Settle Down
  • Virgo: Hey now think about what to do, think about what to say, I think about how to think//Chocolate
  • Libra: I gave you something you can never give back, don't you mind//Me
  • Scorpio: God only knows but you'll never leave her//Robbers
  • Sagittarius: What's the fun in doing what you're told//Girls
  • Capricorn: Now if you just take off your mask, to find out everything's gone wrong//Robbers
  • Aquarius: Why don't you take your heart out, instead of living in your head?//Heart Out
  • Pisces: Step into your skin? I'd rather jump in your bones//The 1975
Where Would you Kiss me?
  • Person: Hey, do you know that kissing has its own meanings, depending in what part of body you're kissing?
  • Kuroko: Really?
  • Person: Yes, kiss on the lips means 'I love you', kiss on the hand means 'friendship'.
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • ______________________________
  • •Kagami Taiga's Case•
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Kagami: I'd kiss you on your forehead, I guess?
  • Kuroko: Why?
  • Kagami: It also means friendship, and it means that I respect you a lot.
  • Kuroko: I see, so that's why you're fighting the urge to kiss me in my forehead right now right?
  • Kagami: Damn you.
  • ______________________________
  • • Midorima Shintarou's Case•
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Midorima: Don't think about it, I'll never kiss you.
  • Kuroko: Is that so?
  • Midorima: Yes
  • ----Later that night----
  • *Kuroko's cellphone ringed*
  • To: Kuroko
  • From: Midorima-kun
  • I'll kiss you in your hands, I think.
  • ~~End of message~|
  • Kuroko smiled A LOT.
  • ______________________________
  • •Murasakibara Atsushi's Case•
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Murasakibara: *kisses Kuroko's nose* Kuro-chin is so cute, it makes me want to eat you.
  • Kuroko: Murasakibara-kun, you're drooling.
  • ______________________________
  • • Kise Ryouta's Case •
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Kise: Kurokocchi! Of course it would be heeree~ *Tries to kiss Kuroko in the lips but Kuroko dodges him resulting his face slamming the ground. HARD*
  • Kuroko: Kise-kun, bad dog.
  • ______________________________
  • • Aomine Daiki's Case •
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Aomine: *touches Kuroko's collarbone* It would be here.
  • Kuroko: Then, what does that mean there?
  • Aomine: It means I want you. *insert Aomine's trying-to-flirt face*
  • Kuroko: pfftt~ You're really funny Aomine-kun.
  • Aomine: Hey! I'm trying to flirt here! Don't make me feel embarrassed!
  • ______________________________
  • • Akashi Seijuro's Case •
  • Kuroko: Then if I'll give you the honor to kiss me, where would it be?
  • Akashi: Hmmm.. Come closer, I'll whisper it to you.
  • Kuroko: Okay. *Kuroko steps forward until his ear is reaching Akashi-kun's lips*
  • Akashi: It would be here- *bites Kuroko's earlobe then licks it*
  • Kuroko: A-akashi-kun! *steps backward* Akashi-kun you pervert!
  • Akashi: Only to you.
  • ==============================
  • Kiss on the forehead = Respect/Friendship/I comfort you
  • Kiss on the hand = I adore you/Friendship/Affection
  • Kiss on the nose = "You're cute."
  • Kiss on the lips = "I love you."
  • Kiss on the collarbone = Intimacy/A seductive gesture
  • Kiss on the earlobe = Passionate Sexual Intention/I want you

It can be so easy,

To not let it happen again.

To lock the doors and close the blinds,

And hold all my feelings in.

If you can’t survive on your own

The world will eat you alive.

So I guard myself from everyone,

And stopped letting people inside.

But this quiet house gets lonely

And my bed feels awful big.

But when I consider cracking the door,

I think hard about the times I did.

I’ve learned my lesson again and again

So now I stay safe by myself.

And I’m careful never to let anyone see,

Just how badly I need help.

Brick and Mortar // 11.2.17

why this always happen…(I’m amused) I culd go bald they would still think I probably just changed browshape or smthng.

this was the result of today’s livestream! at some point I think the video bugged and went black tho uggh but I believe I’ve fixed it
I actually want to go back and livestream a bit more in a few, I just need to grab something to eat first;;;;

5

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Summer of Evolution

Pamphlet scans
Part 7

Spot the Difference game!!! (26 total differences)
13 questions to the cast

1. When you think of “summer,” what do you think of?
2. What shaved ice flavor do you like?
3. What’s something you want to eat at a training camp?
4. What country do you want to visit right now?
5. What’s something you like about your body?
6. What’s a kanji character you like?
7. Favorite 4-character phrase?
8. What ingredient do you like to put in curry?
9. What’s a color you like?
10. What’s a season you like?
11. What’s something that makes you feel good?
12. What’s something that surprised you lately? 
13. What’s something that you’ve started doing recently?

1 question from each cast  

Please do not repost scans

First ref sheet for the AU yay~

My hand is dead right now, so this is all I’ll be able to do today xD

It was a ride because since I didn’t know how to draw dogs (at least a semi realistic dog), I had to begin with that. Then I had to learn how to draw the skeleton of a dog and THEN the blaster form. Finally I had to decide what clothes they should wear, but it was surprisingly the easiest part. The clothes will be clearer when I do the ref for their other form, but welp at least they can be seen here more or less. 

(As always, TrioBlasterSets AU by @antarestyl ad @namekian-maoh <3)

spirit interaction at work last night

my roommate and i ended up having to stay at work extra late i bc of a laaaaaaate ass movie. post-cleaning/checking all the theaters (we were dead-ass closed), i just hung out way in the back of the concession area. where the sinks, soda shit and all the stock is to dick around on my phone, mostly so my general manager wouldn’t see me. not really sure what kind of spirit it was, but tbh i’ve always felt this weird af presence back there. most of the time i wasn’t staying late enough at the theater to actually mess around in the back after closing though. finally felt communication/prodding, like “who are you and why are you back here” and it didn’t SURPRISE ME but i was surprised that they were confident enough to even talk to me, lol. i was just going to ignore em and fuck w my phone. they shot me impressions of visuals. wraithy lookin, gaseous, little impressions of horn looking things, but only silhouettes.

ended up talking to them ab spirit traffic through the theater, they said there wasn’t too much of a presence actually. the theater’s a “place of transition, no one actually stays so it doesn’t make for a very good place to live”. bad energy, not much sustenance. they liked it bc it was a private, mostly empty place. i cracked the sink bc they said they were “hungry” and i was like “you want some water” and that actually did the trick??? they fed off the energy from the water running in the sink. on really stressful days i’ve sometimes nabbed energy from the running water in the sinks in the back, hahaha. ends up not being much, but it’s like a pick-me-up. they told me the only other spirits who really come by and consistently stay are in the upstairs area where the movie reels are

anonymous asked:

Hey, we're married now so what kind of cake would you like at our wedding? I like chocolate but I'll gladly eat vanilla if you want it but I'll pick what flavour of ice cream. For drink I think orange juice because I like orange juice but if you don't like orange juice then you can pick something else ok? All of your friends are welcome to come besides Black Hat. Oh and it's ok if you kiss me with the bag on and last but not least you're not allowed to say no.

aftg greek mythology au where allison is persephone and renee is hades and renee’s still her soft self and she’s got a similar backstory (at least metaphorically lol) and now she’s got a different point of view in regards to souls and the underworld and she helps souls get where they belong. there’s an endless garden for her and allison somewhere in the underworld and allison’s unapologetically the fucking queen of the underworld and she takes no shit whatsoever. a thought: allison’s and renee’s lips after eating pomegranates im gay.