Patrick: Urgh! Pathetic! Its been 1 month since the incident on Dirdum Lane and he’s been doing nothing but mope around since!
Patrick: Weak! I don’t understand how he’s our quote on quote, LEADER! I would make a better leader! I’m loyal, intelligent and direct!
Patrick: Paul, its time things change. He’s been sitting on that chair for 3 days straight!
Paul: Well what do you want me to do?
Patrick: Were LEAVING, Paul! Go up to him and tell a lie! But little does he know were ditching do get married.
Paul: Geez, babe, that seems really mean…
Patrick: I don’t wanna hear it, Paul! Its happiness or being stuck with this Debby Downer for life!
Paul: EHEHEHEH…. Hey… Tord.
Paul: Me and Pat have been thinking off not sticking around for much longer…
Tord: You’re…. You’re leaving me? Everyone is leaving me…
Paul: AHAHAHAH NO NO NO! Not at all!!! We just ran out of milk! And we all know how cranky Patrick gets when there’s no milk in his coffee, am i right???
Patrick: GET. TO. THE. POINT.
Paul: Right, right! Uhhh no need to worry, boss. Were just going to get Pat’s milk and we’ll be back ASAP! We totally aren’t ditching you or anything because you’re stinky and haven’t showered in a month! And we totally aren’t leaving to get married either! Me and Patrick are loyal, sir!
Tord: Thank you, Paul and Patrick. I know I can always count on you guys. :)
Paul: YEP! For life! See ya later!
Paul: Do you think we did the right thing, Patrick. I feel like we could of at least have been honest. We didn’t have to lie…
Patrick: This is for the better! I knew things were getting worse and worse around here. It was time we leave once and for all! Let Tord rot! Besides, the police would of found us sooner or later and I don’t want to get arrested!
Paul: You have a point… We had good times at the base, though… Goodbye Tord.
Patrick: Come on, drive!
And after 3 days have passed, I realized they were never coming back.