i think i tried my best

postscript; part one

rating: teen

word count: 2k

Richie’s life is weird. He’s navigating life as a trans kid, he just fought an inter-dimensional, child-eating monster, and now he has a crush on his best friend. Luckily he has an older cousin who’s already been through all three.


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September 22nd, 1989

Dear Mike,

Eddie said I shouldn’t start this letter with “hope your tits are out” but I think it will make you laugh so I’m starting with it anyways. Do you remember Eddie? I think you met him when you and Aunt Karen and Uncle Ted were here for July 4th last summer. Anyways, a clown tried to eat me and my friends a few weeks ago. Seriously.

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crystalclearmist  asked:

I think FrostIron is my guilty pleasure at the moment. (I hope I'm not overwhelming you with FrostIron asks) Can you show us Loki and Tony on a date or the two of them accidentily causing some mischief together and bonding over it ? Thank you <3

Let’s be honest, darling—there is no such thing as too much FrostIron ;) I love both of your prompts but I got an idea for the first one that just would. not. leave. me. alone. so here we are. Enjoy!


The dinner date that didn’t happen

Tony didn’t know what he expected to happen on his first date with Loki. For the world to end dramatically maybe. Or for his team mates to show up and give him the Just-because-he-is-attractive-doesn’t-mean-you should-encourage-his-interest speech he got regularly—in Tony’s defence, it wasn’t his fault most villains had an interesting sense of humour and were down for the occasional flirting. And yeah, so he sometimes flirted back a little. Especially when the villain in question was Loki. But that didn’t mean anything.

Well, okay, he was about to go on a date with Loki. With no (serious) plans of arresting or fighting him. Which might make his previous statement a slight lie. But only if he got caught, and Tony never got caught.

One might think leaving the Avengers’ Tower without tipping the others off would be hard, and usually one would be right. But Tony had designed this tower. He knew every crook and corner. He also had JARVIS on his side.

Really, there was nothing surprising about how quickly he made it to the lobby without any of his notoriously noisy team mates being the wiser.

Unfortunately just as he was about to disappear into the masses of nondescript business men on the streets of New York city, the Avengers’ alarm started blaring.

The movie date that didn’t happen

Tony stood in front of the movie theatre for half an hour after their movie started—and damn, it had been hard to find one they both agreed on—before he finally admitted to himself that Loki wasn’t going to show up. By that point his fingers felt numb from the cold and his ears were burning uncomfortably.

It sucked, just slightly, just a little, to be stood up, but Tony was honest enough with himself to know he deserved it. It was nothing he hadn’t done to Loki after all. He’d been surprised when the demi-god had decided to reschedule—instead of, you know, burning Tony to ashes where he stood or something of that nature—but he supposed the news footage of Iron Man tackling a bank robber with fucking bat wings out of the air did a lot to convince Loki that he hadn’t purposefully missed their date.

Apparently Loki hadn’t been as forgiving after all.

As Tony trudged home a little more disheartened than he liked to admit, he tried to convince himself that it would have never gone anywhere anyways. They weren’t made for that sort of thing. It was better this way.

The coffee date that didn’t happen

It was a sunny Saturday with not a cloud in sight and Tony felt particularly murderous towards every person who’d ever dared to say something as stupid as “third time’s the charm”.

Part of him still couldn’t believe that he and Loki had tried to meet up again after the last two failures. Not that it mattered, what with Reeds having once again managed to unleash a hell-dimension onto his city.

Seriously. How did you do make that mistake more than once? And why did it have to be today of all days?

The only bright side was, that Loki showed up half-way through their battling of the demonic forces and kicked some major ass, just by being his vicious, sarcastic, dangerous self. And damn if that wasn’t a sight worth remembering.

The timing still sucked though.

The ice-skating date that didn’t happen

Tony—didn’t quite know what to think. On the one hand it was nice that for once it really wasn’t his fault that they had to cancel their date at the last second. On the other hand Thor had literally appeared out of nowhere a split second before Loki had reached Tony’s sight, unceremoniously grabbed a hold of his not-brother and disappeared again into thin air.

Tony wasn’t sure whether he was supposed to be worried or not. He decided to be pissed off instead, because that was always easier. And also because Thor’s distraught face when Tony declared him banned from his PlayStation and the Wii under the guise of the demi-god having to gain better control of his strength first, was way more satisfying than it probably should be.

Tony had a feeling Loki would approve of his revenge—and that thought definitely didn’t worry him as much as it probably should.

The amusement park date that didn’t happen

It wasn’t Tony’s fault. It really wasn’t.

For some reason, that had absolutely nothing to do with him, Pepper was on a warpath that reminded him dangerously of the Incident of ’08. He didn’t even make it to the elevator.

Resigned Tony signed for JARVIS to give Loki the usual message.

The pick-nick date that didn’t—alright, screw this shit

This time it really wasn’t Tony’s fault. He had no control over the presidents’ sudden desire to be more involved in the Avengers’ Initiative, nor Fury’s sadistic scheduling habits, so when the last minute, mandatory meeting was announced, Tony was in equal measures annoyed and resigned.

He made a vague “the usual” gesture towards JARVIS’ sensors and followed the call of duty—though he spent most of the meeting insulting everyone present to their faces and waiting to see whether they’d figure that out or not. All in good fun of course.

Tony wasn’t prepared for a really, really pissed off Loki to appear in the middle of Fury’s dramatic and-this-is-why-these-loyal-men-are-needed-to-save-the-earth speech, plucked a stunned Tony out of his chair and disappeared with a few very creative, very memorable choice words to the rest of the room.

Not that Tony minded or anything. The Cretan coast was beautiful this time of the year. (And so was Loki’s victorious smirk.)


[In case anyone wonders why they end up at a beach in Crete, it’s because this author is fucking freezing, can’t remember what the sun even looks like anymore and is so done with this winter it’s not even funny. Rant over. ReRe out.]

It’s actually kinda hard when you’re out as gay irl but then try to explain that you’re also asexual.

Yes i love girls no i dont want to fuck them bc my brain just doesnt even comprehend that way.

“Have you tried?”

Yes ive actually attempted really shady hookups thinking if i just got it “over with” id be fine, and bailed bc sex freaks me out at worst, and at best im like “fuck, what am i supposed to do?” *pokes the titty politely*

“You need to try again”

Bruh. This isn’t for lack of trying.

“You need to try with someone who’ll show you what to do”

The thing is, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. I’ve written kinkier porn than you even know exists, I’ve set thousands of readers on fire, I’ve expanded the sex lives of strangers (literally), and irl im still like “oh fuck, this beautiful girl is naked beside me and this is extremely inconvenient.”

I researched sex at a young age bc I didnt get it. I started writing smut at a young age bc i was trying to grasp my mind around it. If i could understand it, I’d warm up to it. I can write really good shit that i KNOW is good bc ppl will tell me it’s top notch in the fandom, and I’m like “lol maybe?” bc i literally cant tell for myself and over fifteen years later I still 👏 cant 👏 grasp 👏 this 👏 shit IN REAL LIFE.

i used to think “why am i so bad at being gay?” until i discovered asexuality existed and everything finally clicked.

I can’t tell you how good that felt. And i still doubted myself for a long time afterward.

It’s hard enough that my OWN brain is still like, “but maybe if they are beautiful enough and patient enough maybe you’re just shy maybe youre just-” but i literally had my fucking soulmate send me nudes and there was zero pressure bc it was long distance and my reaction was literally “oh no, now i have to figure out how react correctly” and she was fucking gorgeous and i loved her more than anyone else, i thought we were going to get married. I hated being so uncomfortable or at best thinking “i could tolerate it for her” and i cried myself to sleep more than once bc I was worried she’d think i didn’t actually love her, so please dont talk over my experience, you dont know it.

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LEO


Whew! This took me foreverrrr and was definitely something outside of my comfort zone in terms of color use and subject matter (regarding the flowers and jewelry, not Soap ksdnfksjf)

I didn’t keep track of how many hours this took but it took me like…three days to finish? I tried my best to take my time and be as patient as possible while working out all the details, and I think it paid off!

This is pretty much a super-indulgent excuse to draw out my headcanon for Soap’s zodiac sign (clearly Leo, lol.) I actually have his Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Ascending signs all worked out; for anyone who cares, his chart is a Leo sun dominated mostly by Aries.


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angst-jammed  asked:

I know you've been getting this a lot, but I really love your comic- best part of my crappy sick week was finding it! :D I love how dynamic your panels are, and -in the most recent one specifically- how you present such interesting points I haven't really seen in a reveal story... And I read a lot of them xD It's so good it's the only one I can't help but read in the voices of the original cast without even thinking about it! Keep up the amazing work <3

Wow thank you, that seriously means a lot! I tried to write these characters like they are in the show (and I think Adrien’s gone a liiiiiiittle bit out of character, but only because we’ve never truly seen him get super pissed).

And I’m glad you mentioned the interesting points, that’s what I was going for - meaningful conversations that fans may or may not have thought about. I do hope the show gets deeper, I still feel like we’re only seeing the surface of a lot of these characters.

I Won’t Back Down

Summary: You’re sick and you don’t know why. Sam tries his best to keep you sane through it all.

Sam x Reader, Dean, Castiel

Word Count: 2,525

Warnings: some angst, some fluff, swearing, illness, tiny bit of smut at the end (I think that’s it)

A/N: My entry for @impala-dreamer‘s “Titles Are Hard” challenge. My title was “I Won’t Back Down”.

I used my own unknown illness I’ve been dealing with for over a year as heavy inspiration for this as it was the first scenario to pop in my head to fit the title. This is un-beta’d and if I don’t post it now, I’ll obsess over it and ruin it by picking it apart. XD I hope you enjoy.

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Phil: One time I had my fly unzipped the whole time until a mom said “We saw everything!” and I was like “Oh, no”.

Dan and Phil @ Night of Community - VidCon 2017

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If you wanna stop this, then stand up! Because I’ve just got one thing to say to you! Never forget who you want to become!"★ Todoroki Shouto | requested by @s-houto (✿´ ꒳ ` )★ 

so i’ve seen things here and there about other adults as campers and,,,,,, i have no self control

i didn’t do david and jasper for obvious reasons, and daniel bc he’s just a recolor (i did jen bc gwen didn’t have a camper design)

  • Can we appreciate the fact Hades offered Nico a room at his palace in the Underworld in case his son dies in battle, because he doesn’t want Nico to feel like he’s got nobody and that he’s got his Dad no matter what? That’s some special treatment there. Nico doesn’t even need to be judged or whatever to be placed in Elysium or any fields in the Underworld–he’ll go straight to the palace.
  • Can we appreciate the fact that Hades’ gift to Nico’s birthday was a French zombie–who was a professional racer–to be his son’s chauffeur that Nico can summon anytime and anywhere to take him literally any destination in the world?
  • Can we appreciate the fact that Hades protected and saved Nico (and Bianca) when Zeus wanted to kill his Italian children, because Zeus didn’t want any child of Hades to be the child of the prophecy (and lost his beloved Maria di Angelo in the process)?
  • Can we appreciate the fact that Hades wanted Nico to be an exception from all his children in the past, and wants Nico to be genuinely happy despite fate’s cruelty to any child of the Underworld?
  • Can we just appreciate this one last fact that Hades loves Nico so much and obviously his favourite child because he knows his son suffered the most than any demigod simply because Nico is his father’s son?

IM BACK AT MY SHITPOSTS AGAIN

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get to know me meme; 1/25 favorite series

“dear sana, this speech is for you. and you’re getting it because what you’re inviting us to today, overthrows american presidents tomorrow. we live in a chaotic world where it’s difficult to understand the rules. because why are some people poor and other people rich? why do some people have to be refugees, while others are safe? why are some people spit on on the street? and why is it that sometimes, even though you try to do something good, it’s still met with hate? it’s not weird that people give up. that they stop believing in the good. but thank you so much for not giving up, sana. because even though it sometimes feels like it, no one’s ever alone. each and every one of us is a part of the big chaos. and what you do today, has an effect tomorrow. it can be hard to say, exactly what kind of effect. and you usually can’t see how everything fits together. but the effects of your actions, are always there, somewhere in the chaos. in a hundred years, we may have machines that can predict the effect of every action, but until then, we can trust this: fear spreads. but… fortunately, love does as well.

                                                                                                        Skam, September 25, 2015

Voltron Season 5 leaks

Keith your gay is showing



And the only other valid alternative would be

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ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ (we’re happy whenever you’re happy and healthy so please don’t starve yourselves or work out frantically just for us fans ;;;)

All Too Well | Pt. 8

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Epilogue

Summary: You and Yoongi shared a loving relationship with one another until you both agreed to end things and pursue your separate careers. But two years later, Yoongi is a member of the ever growing Bangtan Boys, and you are a new makeup artist for their upcoming tour.
Pairing: Yoongi | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Angst/Smut; Idol & Makeup Artist AU
Word Count: 6,330

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“Have you talked to Y/N recently?”

Jeon Jungkook flickers his gaze over to the speaker, having only caught the faint murmur of a voice through his headphones, before the maknae tugs the equipment off of his head. “Sorry, what did you say hyung?”

Yoongi sighs, shutting his laptop completely and silently beckoning the other boy to follow suit. He has been battling this internal question for the past few hours, in spite of its simplicity, but it’s the context behind the question that has Yoongi all worried about what the answer could lead to. He has always been told not to ask questions he did not wish to know the answer to, and yet here he was: asking something in which the response was likely to terrify him. Yet, still doing so anyways.

“Have you talked to Y/N recently?” He repeats, heart ramming out of his chest as he gauges the youngest for any shift in expression to indicate an answer. But Jungkook is no longer that shy 15 year old who couldn’t lie to anyone’s face, the boy hides his emotions well. “I know that you guys… are friends.”

Jungkook momentarily can’t meet Yoongi’s gaze—the youngest looks set on tracing the outline of the headphones that rest along his neck—before he finally looks up. “Are you trying to ask if I know about what happened between you and noona? Because I do.”

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