i think i started loving this guy

so dan wattpad starts the video by saying he’s gotten many questions from the people who call themselves this ‘larry’ organisation, it’s so boring. Can we once and for all just out to rest what these guys believe? Can you tell me what your view is on these people who are obsessed by a Larry conspiracy?
Louis says: I’ve never actually been asked about it directly. It’s funny. People can believe what they want to believe but I just think it comes across sometimes as a little bit disrespectful to the ones I love, like Eleanor. It’s like anything…. if you google a conspiracy on iPhones, you’re gonna get conspiracy so I think it’s one of the the things people love to buy to it but in reality obviously there’s no truth to it, obviously.

Chocolate

hi~! can you guys write a fluffy Minhyuk scenario where he planned a big date for you two but you started your period and he stays in to help you feel better? i love your account~ thank you!


Thank u for the request!! this was so much fun to write~!


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I don’t even know where to start with most of this.

“Last time I checked [feminism] was not hating guys.” If we thought Monnie wasn’t a feminist simply because he was a dude, then why do we all love James Olsen? Or Winn? I guess we must hate Adam Foster and Carter Grant, too? And damn, none of us wanted to see more of Jeremiah Danvers last season either, huh? No one thinks your favorite white boy isn’t a feminist just cuz he’s a dude. If you think that’s why, then you’re seriously misreading any argument we’ve ever made.

“My boyfriend and some of his male friends think feminism is hating men because of the internet.” All that’s telling me is that your boyfriend and his friends probably don’t actually respect women and likely don’t listen to women when they try to explain what feminism actually is. Because if they did, they’d know better than to listen to anyone on the internet who says feminism is about hating men. They’d know that feminism is about equality and that most people who call themselves feminists are fighting for equality for everyone, including men who are hurt by sexism and heteronormativity and the patriarchy as a whole. If they can’t come to their own conclusions about what feminism is truly about, that’s on them, not on “the internet.”

I do agree with you that feminism should not include sending death threats or really nasty hate to real people over the internet, whether they’re actors or just normal fans. I have never condoned that, nor will I ever. I think we can all agree that there are people like that in EVERY fandom, who take things way too far and are just awful people in general that no one else in the fandom actually wants to associate with. 

However, as for attacking people for “not liking what you like and thinking what you think,” the Karamel fandom is just as bad at that as the Supercorp fandom. It’s how became what you might call a “brat” or an “anti” in the first place. I got attacked just for DISLIKING what some other people liked and having the gall to say so in a public forum. You attacked me first. I can’t speak for anyone else’s experience, but what I’ve seen of the SG fandom is that anyone who doesn’t like one ship or another tends to get attacked by die-hard shippers no matter WHICH ship it is: Karamel, Sanvers, or Supercorp. Negative opinions apparently are never allowed. 

I’m not sure what “shit” you think we’ve made up to prove that Mon-El isn’t actually a feminist, so I’ll skip past that.

Mon-El has actually NOT always admired Kara for being a superhero. I’ll direct you to episode 2x06 in which Kara discovered he was a thug for hire and called him out for using his powers to hurt people less powerful than him. Mon-El’s response to Kara doing so was to tell her that she was only a superhero because she “loved the attention” and that she was “no saint.” Yeah, real admiration he was showing there. Shortly afterwards, Alex tries to get Mon-El to go out and do something to help people since he has the ability and reminds him that Kara saw something in him of worth and his response is “go believe in someone else.” In 2x08 and 2x09 he intentionally goes against Kara’s orders and does the exact opposite of what she asks him to do, which puts more lives in danger and then when Kara calls him on it, he generally blames Kara for his actions instead of taking responsibility. In 2x08 (Slaver’s Moon) he tells Kara that she is “the winner” of finding trouble.

I’m sure you’ll look at all of those and brush them off as just him still needing to learn and still growing so let’s skip ahead shall we? 

In 2x13, when Kara is refusing to KILL SOMEONE (this is generally considered a noble thing to do, to allow a bad guy to live and defeat him another way, true justice as opposed to just vigilante justice) Mon-El tells her that she is a bad judge of character and “off the charts full of herself.” They have already found out that there is a way to defeat Mxyzptlk without killing him, so this isn’t just Kara ignoring Mon-El’s “more experienced” advice as you might argue. Kara knows there’s a way to do this without killing and just because it’s difficult doesn’t mean it’s not worth trying that as a first resort and leaving killing as a LAST RESORT. But apparently not wanting to kill someone means that you’re full of yourself on Daxam. I wonder how many people Mon-El killed so he could be considered not full of himself. Probably not many given how badly he did against Mxyzptlk and how awful a superhero he is (he literally fails pretty much every time he ever tries to do something). Anyway, neither of those insults sound particularly admiring of Kara’s rather noble refusal to kill someone and heroic effort to try to find a way to defeat a fifth-dimensional being without resorting to murder.

How about 2x17 when Kara had a bounty on her head? Mon-El suggets going off to a whole different planet, just the two of them, and Kara refuses, saying that she doesn’t just run from her problems instead of actually facing them. Mon-El’s response? “That’s one of the more annoying things about you.” Again, that’s a direct response to her being more heroic and noble. He finds it ANNOYING, not admirable. In 2x18, Kara decides to go to the restaurant Lena is at because Mon-El tells her that Lena called and wanted Kara to talk her out of going on a date with Jack (this is after Lena specifically wanted Kara to come with her to the presentation since Jack is “her Kryptonite” and she was worried about going alone). Mon-El calls Kara’s desire to protect her friend from an uncomfortable situation “creepy” and “stalkerish.” Again, not so admirable. 

Mon-El has always been a fair weather friend. He “admires” Kara’s heroism only when that heroism doesn’t offend him or go against something he wants to do (or wants Kara to do). As soon as some of Kara’s more heroic actions become a problem for him, that admiration goes away. Funnily enough, it is possible to admire Kara’s heroism and nobility even if you disagree with the actions she’s taking. He can tell her he thinks her plan won’t work or that his way might achieve the results better without INSULTING her, but it doesn’t appear he knows how to do that. When the going gets tough, Mon-El’s admiration gets gone.

I haven’t made up anything in any of these scenes. All of these are scenes IN CANON that you can find. All of these insults he uses when Kara’s heroism goes against anything he tries to do or advise Kara to do, are CANON. I didn’t make any of the or take them out of context. In fact, I did my level best to PROVIDE the context in each of these examples. But yeah, sure, none of these mean anything at all. 

And yes, he objectifies women. HE LITERALLY ADMITS TO IT! There is a CANON quote of his wherein he says “Things were easier on Daxam when I could objectify women and not care about anyone.” HE SAID THAT! How the hell can you try to say that he DOESN’T objectify women when he literally admits to it himself! And not even in a “Yeah I used to objectify women but now I know it’s wrong” way. He says he MISSES being able to objectify women. The only reason he DOESN’T anymore is because he knows he’ll get in more trouble if he does it now than he used to when he was literally the Prince of an entire planet and no one could tell him “no.”

As for Eve. My precious, beautiful, WONDERFUL Eve Teschmacher who deserves so much more than to be a punchline for every man’s male ego joke. My problem with the way he handled Eve was not just that he had sex with her. Had that been all that happened I wouldn’t have had as much of a problem with it because, as you say, they were both consenting adults and she appeared to be into it at the time. But it wasn’t even the first thing that had happened that day nor was it the last. The first thing Mon-El does to Eve is manage to convince her to do his work as an intern for him. Eve is an executive assistant to the CEO of a major media company. We know from everything we saw Kara do for Cat in Season 1 that this is a busy, difficult full-time job that doesn’t leave time to do SOMEONE ELSE’S work for them. We know Eve is clearly attracted to “Mike” and that Mon-El does not want to do this job, he makes that VERY clear all throughout this episode and the next one. He is frustrated and angry with Kara for making him take a job he doesn’t like (though he doesn’t give it much of a try). Mon-El literally sees Eve’s attraction to him and convinces her to do his work on top of her own, with what appears to be no compensation (unless the sex was supposed to be that compensation?). And after Kara finds the two of them in the copy room, comes the scene where he manages to convince Eve to GIVE HIM MONEY. HER hard-earned money because he wants to go to an event that he was not invited to. Lena comes into CatCo to invite Kara to her gala and Mon-El overhears this and basically invites himself to the gala, too (despite Kara telling him no). As soon as he gets his yes, he turns to Eve and asks her for money so he can buy new clothes for this event. Why Eve? Why not ask Kara for help (she literally dressed him for work just that morning, she clearly has access to guy clothes)? Why not ask the DEO for help, since they’re supposed to be taking care of him at that point since he crashed to Earth and has no means of survival yet? But no. He asks the girl he’s already been able to manipulate once to give him money so he can go to an event he was NOT INVITED TO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

That’s not even going into what he did in 2x12 when he took her on a date just to make Kara jealous and spent the ENTIRE DATE talking about Kara instead of focusing on Eve. Again, he could have literally picked anyone to take on a date to try to make Kara jealous and if he were actually just trying to move on (as some of you have argued he was actually doing here), then why choose Eve? Why choose the human who has no clue who he is instead of, say, someone from the alien bar who is much more available to him (given that he works there) and already knows who and what he is. But no, he chooses the girl who works with Kara and who he has already been able to manipulate TWICE. The girl he’s never spoken about or gone to see once since he quit his internship at CatCo. He USED Eve to make Kara jealous enough to go out with him. He didn’t care about her at all.

Oh yeah. What a feminist aoc he is.

I don’t even want to really touch the casual homophobia displayed by your comment that everyone would be okay with casual sex if it were two women just because tumblr has an obsession with non-canon lgbt couples. Did you ever stop to wonder that the reason people like them is because mainstream media refuses to make many actual canon lgbt couples and likes to force every straight couple ever into a relationship just because it’s the default, whether the characters actually work together or not? People see chemistry where they see chemistry and if you’re going to get upset that you’re not being allowed to ship Karamel just because you happen to see chemistry between THEM then you sure as hell don’t get to stomp all over people for seeing chemistry where THEY see it, no matter what genders the two characters are. We see chemistry between two women (or two men) that is usually portrayed as a really strong friendship that gets built up for a long time. Straight ships will literally get together after maybe two scenes together and you’re supposed to believe it was love at first sight and apparently that’s more believable than that two really close friends might get together after several years just because one is a straight couple and one is not. 

As for the comment he makes towards Maggie and Alex, I’ll admit it can be (slightly) up to interpretation. But the comment “the more the merrier” does imply more “hell yeah threesomes” than it does “love is love.” He says Daxam is more open-minded, but then he makes that comment which does seem to imply that Daxam is only okay with same-sex couples (or, specifically, lesbian couples since no one brings up gay men) because it seems them as sex objects. They never touch on the subject again and he doesn’t say anything about it again, so for the most part I’m going to let that go. I don’t like it and I do think it’s proof that he is at least somewhat homophobic, though not as bad as he could be, certainly.

And yes, there’s obviously cultural differences that should be taken into account and if you want to put it in a real life context, we can do that, too. Mon-El isn’t just some backwater dude who grew up on Daxam and never left his hometown and doesn’t really have any clue how other people view these cultural differences. He is not your average immigrant or refugee (or even just a traveller) who has no idea what things are like outside of his own country. This is more like if Prince William went to Mexico to stay for a while because England got blown up somehow. He’s done a lot of traveling in his time and really can’t claim that he has no idea what anyone else’s culture is like or the problems people have with his own culture. There are going to be cultural differences, yes, but if he’s going to call it his home, he has to learn how to be respectful of THEIR cultural as well. To go back to Mon-El, he was a Prince of his planet, not a random citizen. We know he’s travelled to different planets (there could even be an argument made that he has definitively travelled to planets without slavery at the very least). We know he’s at least somewhat aware of the complains Kryptonians had about Daxam and its culture, he just doesn’t agree with any of them and actively tells Kara she’s a terrible person for stereotyping (and then at the very end of the season he doesn’t defend any of the Daxamites and chooses instead to differentiate himself from all of them by saying he’s “not as kill-y”). So he has to be as least somewhat aware that his behavior and some of his cultural customs are not widely accepted everywhere he’s going to go. More than that, he should be more accepting of making sure he’s adapting to his new home’s culture. Like getting a respectable job. And not being sexist. Almost no one in the show actively tells him off for some of the shit he pulls until it gets REALLY bad (like when he’s beating up a random alien for money). And when they do, he gets all defensive about it instead of trying to get better. Kara and Co. actually treat him with a shitload of patience and kindness in regards to his cultural differences (keep in mind he took an innocent human bystander hostage and threatened his life the first time he left the DEO to try to send a signal to Daxam). He gets SO MANY SECOND CHANCES it’s not even funny. 

Because in the real world? Shit like sexism and homophobia and racism are still unacceptable even if they’re coming from an immigrant or a refugee or a random traveler. Shit like that still deserves to be called out, no matter who is doing it. There are cultural differences and then there’s just bigotry. Just because Mon-El grew up in a society where he was allowed to be selfish and sexist and homophobic does not mean that being selfish and sexist and homophobic are suddenly okay. That’s not how this works.

And if you think we’re not standing for anything, then you’re not paying attention. You literally are using the word “psycho” to describe people you don’t like, a term that mentally ill people have asked not to be used just to describe people with morals you don’t agree with since it can send the wrong message about actual mentally ill people. And that’s not the first ableist term I’ve seen Karamels use. Not to mention all the sexist slurs I’ve seen going around on your side of the fandom. The Supercorp fandom has its own bad eggs that have used slurs of their own and they tend to get shut down pretty quickly as far as I’ve seen (not that I’m claiming I know everything the fandom has ever done, but what little I know about I remember getting a lot of negative feedback from people in the SC fandom). A lot of people in your fandom like to hate on James Olsen and talk about how you want him to die. I’ve seen people in your fandom say they think it was a bad idea to racebend the comic book character and that’s why you don’t like him. Whereas the Supercorp fans will get just as excited about James and Karolsen as they do over Lena and Supercorp. Supercorp fans are happy with any love interest for Kara that doesn’t eclipse her narrative or force her to give up her beliefs. That includes Lena, James, Lucy, Cat, even Adam or Diana Prince. It’s not just about “who makes Kara happy” because the actors can get told to act happy and scenes where she smiles can get written in. We’re more worried about what MAKES SENSE for the character as she was written in Season 1 and what gives Kara the best narrative overall. Episodes that focused on Lena tended to be the ones that actually allowed Kara her own narrative whereas episodes that focused on Mon-El generally sidelined Kara as just a side character in his narrative. Nothing in Season 1 ever had James Olsen or Kara’s relationship with him seem more important than Kara’s personal narrative and character growth. But Mon-El and HIS “hero’s journey” constantly seemed more important this season than Kara getting her own narrative. 

We’re standing for female lead characters being allowed to have their own narrative in a show named after them. What are you standing for? Male slave owners being seen as just as feminist as anyone else?

Twelve Days of Twelve: July 21

Twelve’s Hair: One of the thinks I loved about this last season was Peter Capaldi’s hair. Totally out of control that one (I mean his hair). Being super personal, I always like guys with wavy long hair, so I really started to like Mr. Capaldi around season 9 because LOOK AT HIM! Even though in this season the curls are pretty much contained, in season 10 it reached astronomical proportions. You could probably see it from the moon. But this is completely Capaldi’s work, so I would really like to thank all the Capaldis before him for giving him the required genetics for this amazing hair porn.

And even though we’re saying goodbye to you Twelve, you will always have the fluffier fluff to ever fluff.

melonberri  asked:

19 with Bones, please? :D

19. Kisses because I don’t want you to go and maybe I can convince you to stay just a few minutes longer.

Bones x reader

(thanks for the ask, love <3)


“Alright, I think I have everything, I just need my com, my keys and… why are you looking at me like that?”

Leonard glanced at you from across the room, his fingers fixing the cuff of one jacket sleeve and you gave him another seductive smile. 

“That suit… Len… you look dashingly handsome.  Like James Bond.” You drew your words out, hoping that your sultry tone would make him pause for a minute, but when he started to dig around a drawer in the cupboard you huffed and rolled your eyes. 

“Is that the vodka martini guy?” He mumbled as he found his com. 

“Shaken, not stirred.” You pulled out your best Bond impression and Leonard gave you a side-eye over his shoulder. 

“Does that make you a…. Bond girl or whatever they’re called?” He retrieved his keys from his leather jacket pocket. 

“I guess, but usually James Bond is much more interested in them than you seemed to be interested in me.” You sat up on the edge of the bed, your legs dangling off and your toes pressing into the floor. 

The look of surprise and shock on his face as he turned to face you was priceless, “What are you talking about, darlin’?  I’m plenty interested in you.” He sauntered over and stood in front of you so you had to crane your neck to look up at him. 

“If you were than I wouldn’t have to try to seduce you into bed with me, or you would have taken me along with you to this gala.” You pouted, playing with the comforter between your fingers. 

Leonard kneeled down in front of you and tilted your chin up with his fingers so your eyes met his hazel ones. 

“Darlin’…” He started

“Don’t ‘darlin’’ me.” You snapped and patted the bed beside you, “stay.  Just a few minutes longer.”

Leonard checked the time and pursed his lips, “I really have to-”

You cut him off by wrapping your hands around the back of his head and pressing your lips to his fiercely.  His hand stroked your jawline gently as you kissed, but he quickly pulled away. 

“I’m gonna be late…”

“Shhh…” You pressed a finger to his lips and he raised an eyebrow at you as you leaned forward and kissed him softly again. “Stay.” You purred, tugging gently on his hair like you knew he liked. 

He pulled back from the kiss but kept you close.  His face was full of exasperation and amusement, “You are such a trouble maker sometimes, you know that?”

You smiled as you kissed his cheek, “I know.  So you’ll stay?”

Leonard shook his head but you pulled him into another heated kiss, and you felt his free hand slide up your thigh to grip your hip. 

“Maybe just a few more minutes, darlin’.”


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HOOOOOLYYYYY SHIT

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

No, seriously, when I started this blog back in December I honestly didn’t think I’d make it this far, especially with my numerous hiatuses and breaks and thread dropping. Thank you all so much  for sticking by me and the sadman during these last six months, you’ve all been amazing!

This whole RP blog experience has opened up a whole new side of Tumblr for me that I didn’t know about before, mostly to do with formatting, and pushed me to write more and more and manage all this crazy shit. And the Pokemon RP community’s such a great one to be a part of! You’re all so nice and such great writers and a big thanks to anyone who’s been willing to put up with me in their inbox.

And, as always, there’s gonna be the obligatory individual thanking of people under the cut, but I still want to thank all of you so much for sticking around and supporting me and Nanu <3

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also i’ve had 7293479 people recommend arrow to me so i started watching it… and i LOVE diggle and i love thea and i love laurel and i love whatshisname’s mom but like…. i hate the main guy?? arrow dude?????? his actor is like so stiff and wooden and i get that he’s supposed to be all tortured and brooding but he’s super annoying like…………………. should i keep watching do yall recommend it….

Faded Away / 00 / Jeon Jungkook

“There are plenty of ways to die, but only love can kill you and keep you alive to feel it.” -Leo Christopher

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He was a memory, a thought that was sparked by a small moment in time. It was meant to be an experiment, it wasn’t her fault he turned into something real.
 
  “You can’t stop the feelings you have for someone. You can’t lie to yourself either. Your heart knows the truth all to well.” - unknown

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Started: 09/03/16
Finished: 12/28/16


This is a fan fiction I wrote on Wattpad but I think I’m going to start re-posting it on here so you guys can read it. I might rewrite parts of it so if any of you have read it on my account there it might be slightly different or completely the same. Anyways, I hope you guys give it much love!

anonymous asked:

hello kel i love you so much!!!!!! how do you come up with such cute & funny romantic scenarios? can u teach me lol

HELLO SWEET ANON ILU TOO!! A LOT OF IT is stuff that I talk about with vonna and the rest of it is just random things that pop up in my head. TBH most of it starts with mundane stuff like ‘I want to draw a guy in a cafe’ and then i put my OCs into the scene and think up a story about how they’d meet/ interact in that scenario LOL I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT MY BOYS…..

papa-birb-kai  asked:

Are you familiar with My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte? I was listening to it today and it occurred to me that it'd be the perfect song for some of our yandere bot babes hehehe

Oh man, I haven’t listened to those guys since high school!  XD  And to be honest, I only really started listening to them at all because of My Immortal.  (The fanfic, not the song lol.)  I had to look up that particular song, but yes, I totally agree!  Great yandere song!  

Breathe In Fog

Hello! Here’s another update of Breathe In Fog! As school is gonna start soon, I’m gonna update next week and the week after but there might be a delay for the chapters after that. So, I’m sorry in advance. But let’s not think about the future! I’ve brought you another chapter, so enjoy!

Summary: He’s the most popular guy in school. All the girls love him and all the guys wanna be him. You found him incredibly annoying, but then again that’s how best friends are. (Jungkook best friend scenario)

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okay look. i get a few asks every now and again about age gaps in relationships and i know that there are exceptions to every rule but.

i know three girls my age, twenty four, who are stuck in relationships that they shouldn’t be in because an older guy groomed them when they were young teens.

one was thirteen when a seventeen year old boy started flirting with her. she was flattered. she started lying to her parents and sneaking around with him. she fell in love with him. he says he loves her back, and maybe he thinks he does, but he doesn’t act like it. he quit his job without telling her when she was pregnant with their second child, almost singlehandedly raising their first, because he just felt like it. no regard for the family. and she laughed about it when she told me, like it was the funniest thing, like he hadn’t endangered all of them on a whim. because he’s done so much little shit over the years that she’s accustomed to it. he always gets his way and she cleans up his mess because she loves him.

another girl works a full time job and then comes home to cook and clean because her unemployed boyfriend refuses to. she was fourteen and he was eighteen when they started dating and she is still convinced he’s going to change. he quit smoking when she threatened to leave but literally weeks later, as soon as he’d cowed her back into submission, he took it up again, and then tried to paint her as a villain for ‘trying to take away his joy’.

all three girls become completely different people when their partners are around. quieter, smaller.

when it’s just us they laugh as they tell me about the men losing their tempers over something small, like knocking over chairs is a rational response to her asking if she can go away with her friends for a weekend.

they’ve been with these men since they were so young they cannot imagine their lives without them. their entire identities are forged around these uneven relationships.

and that’s the key - they’re uneven. i don’t doubt that two fifteen year olds can get together and stay together happily, because they both had the opportunity to grow up within the relationship, at the same pace. if it’s a fifteen year old and a nineteen year old, though, one has already done so much more growing than the other. they’re at completely different stages of development, they’re psychologically unable to have an equal balance of power in the relationship.

basically, please don’t be flattered by older people showing an interest in you. instead, consider why they don’t want to date someone their own age, who is far more likely to stand up to them when they get controlling. all relationships should have equal shares, but age gaps between early and late teens, or teens and adults, don’t allow that. please don’t take a chance on you being the exception to the rule.

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

  • “If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 
  •  "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”
  • “Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”
  • “Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”
  • “Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”
  • “You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME
  • “Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”
  • “Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”
  • “Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”
  • “This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”
  • (crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

  •  "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"
  • “What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"
  • “Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”
  • “I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”
  • “What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”
  • “Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”
  • No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”
  • “You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go
  • “I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”
  • “Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”
  • (crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

  • “I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”
  • “Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”
  • "What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”
  • “Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”
  • “Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”
  • “Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”
  • Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”
  • “Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”
  • “I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”
  • “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”
  • “I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

  • “Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”
  • “Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”
  • “If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”
  • “Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”
  • “Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”
  • “But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”
  • “Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”
  • “My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”
  • “I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”
  • “What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”
reasons why monsta x is ACTUALLY the best group to stan ever
  • they ruin their own self images, so u don’t have to worry about the fact that ur embarrassing because i can promise u, they are worse
  • they’re honestly basically in love with like all of their fans. like why would u need a man when u have shownu promising to marry u n stuff. or when minhyuk says you’re the prettiest girl (or boy, hey, mx don’t care) they’ve ever seen !!!!
  • they’re really including of all of their fans. like some other groups only care about girl fans, or about korean fans, or about some other specific type of fan ??? but like monsta x ???? they literally love everyone ?????????? like even ppl who aren’t their fans ????? like they’re the type to see u on the street decked out in some svt merch and still be like “wow she’s so pretty aw i like her sweater i love woozi” ????
  • they’re all super talented. like shownu’s dancing, kihyun’s voice, jooheon’s rap, hyungwon’s modeling,,,, like what can’t this group do ??
  • they all really love each other. they’re not like those groups where u KNOW that they all hate each other on the low. they may want u to think they hate each other sometimes (looking @ u,,, kihyun) but we all know they’re lying
  • honestly the monbebe fandom is so nice ??? so peaceful ?? drama ??? what is that ??/ we don’t know ??? the only drama we have is when other fans of other groups do something against us. but like other than that ???? where the drama @ ???
  • okay,, guys,, WONHO. THAT BOY. HE IS AN ANGEL. LOVE SHIN HOSEOK WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART EVEN IF U AREN’T A MONBEBE. this boy loves EVERYONE. like he LITERALLY SUPPORTS EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. he has like 485975973287589375 pieces of “for a cause” clothing and jewelry. like he has this necklace against child abuse (i think it was) ??? he panted his pinky green for this charity type thing. like WHEN HAS YOUR FAVE EVER ?? like honestly i can’t think of anything wonho doesn’t support ?? gay marriage ? hell he’d marry a guy if he can cook 4 him. causes against domestic and child violence ?? sign him up !! he wants the world to be a happy and good place. wow. such an angel. wow i love hoseok. love hoseok trust me he will never hurt u.
  • they haven’t done anything dumb yet. like problematic. ya know what i mean. like they’re probably gonna do something that starts a scandal one day,, but like they try REALLY hard to make sure they don’t say things that could hurt ANY of their fans. like they don’t talk about race or get offended when they hear people think they’re gay or anything. the only thing they get offended at is cucumbers apparently ???? like honestly they’re angels ?? they care about us so much they try so hard to not screw up n hurt us. get u a man who ?? (or 7 of them,, i support that too ??)
  • they’re literally ?? so dumb ?? and so funny ?? like they argued over which greek goddess is goddess of victory,, LITERALLY for like 20 mins. they have no lives. their lives revolve around doing dumb things to make us laugh ?? like ?? they stopped caring about their image before they debuted ?? who cares ?? they don’t ?? lets ruin it ourselves ??
  • changkyun’s VERY strong urge to see wonho naked. why. i’m sure a lot of mbb won’t complain. but why changkyun. why are u trying tto give us a naked hoseok every single time we see u ??? what is ur motive ??
  • kihyun is really violent. like i don’t understand how someone who dresses in a hamster onsie regularly can be so angry ?? where does he store it ?? why is he so sinister ?? (or should i say why does he just do stuff to people and then laugh for like 2 months over it bc that’s all he really does. he gave minhyuk a cucumber once actually. he still laughs over it. like yoo kihyun are u 5 ??? why are u hurting minhyuk like this ?)
  • changkyun’s really bad puns. those r another reason to stan. trust me u hate it at first but eventually u can’t go a day without listening to him make some weird and oddly funny pun about a name or smth.
  • shownu. dad. honestly a real dad. like. throwback to every member calling him dad and reminding him to not forget the room key. honest dad figure. i wish hyunwoo was my dad.
  • minhyuk is really happy nd cute and honestly u could probably smile for like 3 hours just after looking at a picture of him smiling. he’s literally the definition of sunshine. we need more people like lee mihyuk in this world.
  • i ran out of thing to think of and it’s 2am but honestly stan monsta x ? like it’s so worth it ? they’re so caring and funny and loving and talented and like ??? the fandom is so including and amazing ?? like there isn’t even tension between k-fans and intl-fans ?? we literally all just love each other ?? like stanning monsta x is such an AMAZING thing like it cleanses ur soul from all the bad things in this world. i swear. it’s like actually confirmed. monsta x is so pure and wow. just stan those cute 7 little boys who dress up in animal onsies and dance to girl group songs just to make their fans smile and laugh

fic aesthetic (1/?): my favorite fics
name: I Was Made for Loving You
author: LHStylinson
summary:  “Daddy… Daddy that’s Peter Pan.”
“Nate, love, don’t point,” Harry said softly, gently pushing his son’s hand down and offering the man sitting across from them at the table an apologetic smile. “That’s not Peter, he just-“
“How did you know I was Peter?” the man interrupted him, whispering to Nate as if it was a secret just between them. “Are you one of my lost boys?”
or
Harry is on a cruise with his son, and meets a blue eyed man who happens to be a famous voice actor and singer for children’s animated movies.

Because we are all emotional right now I felt like it would be a good time to spread some positive vibes when it comes to our beloved Choi Seunghyun. I don’t know how you guys feel about this, but it makes me even sadder when I want to go online and all the news about him are related to the scandel. Which is why I decided to do a little T.O.P. masterpost - starting with pre debute pictures of him being the cutie we all love!

Baby Seunghyun will always be one of the sweetest things on this planet

followed by the time when he started to lose weight and was known as “Tempo” plus his selfie game was 10/10 back then already

I mean look at this smug grin

and I don’t know how you guys feel like, but I have a special place in my hear for this haircut - especially the second picture with the baseball cap! Most people will probably say it was terrible, but I think it suited him 

pulling faces while eating or even talking on the phone to the camera - my aesthetic for sure 

Also, can we talk about this shot? I feel like this is the typical “come on, bro, I need a new profile pic for cyworld - and I wanna look really cool!” - “dude, how about we stick a patch on your cheek an- perfect! Now look at me like you looked at Seungri when he ate your favourite candy!”

oh and speaking of cyworld - last but not least: some of my most favourite pics! (feat. the baby dragon bc those two were the masters of taking stupid selfies)

It’s not much, but I hope you guys at least had to smile a bit. It always warms my heart when I see these pictures. The next masterpost will follow for sure! 

Feel free to add more pictures of him

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Spencer Reid x Reader (smut)

Requested: Yes. Anon: hey! I really love your blog and I was wondering if you could do a reid x reader where the reader has a wet dream about Spencer and she finally tells him about her dream after he asks her what’s wrong and it ends in smut?? thank you so much

Word Count: 3,589, Warnings: Swearing, NSFW, Oral Sex.

A/N: Oh my God okay so I went a little crazy on this one and it’s a full fledged long fic. I was writing this and I actually needed to take a break my palms were sweating because Reid is so fucking hot. Anyway, I hope you like it! Please let me know if you want a Part 2 ;)

- M xo

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Originally posted by hisirishsoufflegirl

Sprawled out on your bed, your naked form was being admired and touched by a handsome man. He glided his fingers up and down the sides of your thighs as he placed sensual kisses on your stomach. “God, you’re so beautiful.”, whispered Spencer. 

Wait what? Spencer? Hold on. Did you just have a wet dream about your nerdy co-worker?

You woke up in your bed covered in sweat as you tried to calm down your flustered state as you panted heavily trying to vaguely recollect the memories of the dream you had just had. It wasn’t a bad dream, in fact, it was amazing. You squeezed your thighs together in hopes of some sort of relief, but all you could do was think about the dream, which made your state even worse.

You sat there in silence as you tried to comprehend what had just happened. You’d been working at the BAU for 4 years now and you had never thought of Spencer that way. Sure he was tall, had gorgeous chiselled cheekbones and never failed to amaze you with his intelligent brain. Oh, God. Here you were thinking inappropriately about your co-worker at 3 in the morning when you had to be in for work at 7. There was no way you were going to act normal in front of him after this strange yet intoxicating image of you and Spencer practically having sex ingrained in your brain. All you could do was try to get back to sleep and hope that the flush would be over in the morning.

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Not So Picture Perfect || Kian Lawley Imagine (Requested)

“Literally all I want to do is go home. I really don’t want to be here,” I told Callie as I worked on the gym elliptical.

“What, why? You love the gym. What’s wrong?”

“Kian flies out with Jc and Dom today for the second half of the tour and won’t be back for 3 weeks.”

“Okay, I know you love him, but it’s only 3 ½ weeks. They will fly by, especially with Maya’s birthday party and Ricky’s “I Hit One Million” Bash.”

Even though I hate to admit it, she was right. It’s just 3 lousy weeks and with the technology we have today, it will be like he never left. 

“Fuck, you’re right. Did you know I hate that about you?”

“Yeah and I love you too, beyotch. Call me later, okay?”

“Alright, bye.”

I finished my 90 minute workout and headed home to see Kian for the last few hours. I grabbed my gym bag and unlocked the door to see Kian’s suitcases against the wall. I let out a sigh and called out to him.

“I’ll be there in a sec!” he yelled back. When he came into my view, I saw that he was on the phone.

“Yeah, Dude. I’ll be there in about an hour. Okay. Bye”

I gave him a confused look,”I thought your flight was at 10 tonight.”

“It was, but there was a screw up with the airline and our flight is 4:40 now.” I looked at the clock behind him and it read 1:27 pm.

“So that means you have to leave now,” I said defeated.

“Yeah, I’m sorry Baby.”

“No it’s fine, it’s not your fault. Did you need me to drive you?”

“I don’t need you to, but I definitely want you to,” he said as he embraced me. 

I helped him load his bags into the car and hopped in. I couldn’t help but think that i wouldn’t have moments like this for 3 fucking weeks. I hated it, but Kian loves his fans and would do anything for them. I would never stand between that.

After what seemed like the shortest ride in history, we pulled up to his terminal. Jc and Dom were already out there waiting for us and I helped unload Kian’s things. We stood there for what felt like forever, just holding each other.

“Ugh, ew! Come on already, Vitaly’s inside!” JC whined beside us. Kian and I decided to gross him out even more and started tongue battling each other.

“God! Didn’t you guys do enough of that before he left?!” asked Dom.

“We actually didn’t,” I said to Kian, looking kind of amused. 

“Well this is going to be one uncomfortable flight,” he joked.

“Speaking of flight, we gotta catch ours!” JC said.

“Fuuuck, I don’t want you to leave.”

“I know, but I’ll be back soon, okay.”

“Okay, have fun.”

“I will, I’ll call you when we land,” he said running into the airport.

“I’ll be waiting,” I said to myself.

When I arrived back to our place I was finally able to take a well needed shower. When I was done, I ordered food off of Postmates and caught up on ‘Are You The One?’ I really hated being here without Kian, but I had to remind myself that I did it during the first half and was (somewhat) fine.

My phone started to ring and I got excited when I saw that it was Kian calling.

“Hello?” 

“Hey, Baby. How are you?”

“Lonely. How was the flight?”

“Pretty good. Some kid threw up though, which made Dom almost throw up.”

“Ew, but kinda awesome, haha.” Our conversation didn’t last long due to the fact that he had a long day tomorrow and it was late where he was.

I decided that it was time for me to go to bed as well and try to not be so bleh.

The next few days were getting easier and easier. Almost two weeks have already passed and Maya’s birthday party was a great distraction. I hear from Kian every night and every night I miss him more. Tonight is Ricky’s bash and I’m really excited. I took me like 4 hours to get ready, but I was almost done. I was applying the last bit of makeup when my phone buzzed. 

I heard Callie come in and we naturally had to capture this moment. 

That night was complete blast. I can’t stress how proud I am of Ricky T for reaching over one million youtube subscribers. Callie and I finally got back to my place and I was about to take a shower when my phone started to ring.

“Hey, I saw your Snap. You look beautiful, how was the party?”

“It was really fun, but tiring. How’s the tour going?”

“It’s good! The fans are amazing, the closer I get to coming home, the more anxious I get to be with you.”

“*Sigh* I can’t wait for you to come back.”

“I know me either, but I’ll let you get some rest and I’ll do the same. Sweet dreams, Babe.”

“You too, Kian. Good night.”

The next few days were quite boring, but Kian comes home in a little over a week and I’m so happy! I had been trying to reach him for the last few hours now, but he wasn’t picking up. I finally gave up on him and tried calling JC, but it was too loud to hold a conversation. My last resort was Vitaly who evidently was asleep and didn’t know anything.

I realized that this was the first night Kian hadn’t called me and I got a sort of uneasy feeling in my stomach. I quickly shook it off and decided to go to bed. 

It was about 7:15 am when I was woken up by the constant vibration of my phone. After about 2 solid minutes, I groggily turn over and check what it is. I see that it is a bunch of Twitter notifications and I decided to open them. I see an assload of pictures of Jc with some random girl wither ass out, but that’s when I see it.

“What the fuck?” I say to myself as I read the tweets. I feel my heart drop as I see my boyfriend cradling another girl’s ass. I immediately decide to call him and of course it goes straight to voicemail. 

Over the course of the next 9 days, I didn’t leave the house. Ricky and Callie came over to keep me company, but I just wanted to be alone. Kian tried calling every 5 minutes, except when he was on stage, but I ignored all of them. Even the rest of the boys were trying to contact me, but I only talked to Vitally since he wasn’t there that night. He tried to get me to talk about it, but knowing that he would relay it all to Kian, I just changed the subject. 

So many people were talking about what happened, even Kian’s ex Andrea. All I could do at this point is cry and look at old photos of Kian and I. 

Kian comes back tomorrow and I had to make a hasty decision. I was in the middle of my thoughts when my phone vibrated over and over again. I thought I shut that fucker off. I go look at it and I see it is the man of the hour once again.

I can’t help but smile a little bit as I cry even harder now. Is it worth letting go? Is it worth staying? Then he said it. 

Those words made my decision so much easier.