i think i posted this already but i dont care obviously

anonymous asked:

why don't you like kathleen kennedy? shes the only female and she seems nice

it’s april 2017 and there are still people who dont know kk is a white demon

  • kk is an icon of white feminism.
  • when she doesn’t get involved directly, female characters’ looks get incredibly diverse (animated series or novels etc. although, we can’t say they treat women of color well.)
  • new female actresses who play lead roles, d ridley, f jones, and e clarke are all white brunette (just like her). this is my personal opinion but for me, f jones was the weakest part in rogue one because of her emontionless and soulless performance, but kk was the one who insisted on casting her and she’s very proud of it. we haven’t seen clarke’s performance in the upcoming han solo film yet but she’s already very famous for horrible eyebrow acting (even her fans admit it). tessa thompson and zoe kravitz, who also auditioned for clarke’s role, is obviously better than her.
  • (also, i think the rogue one novel was a bit better but the movie was… it focuses on the white woman, who didn’t care about the rebellion but only herself then becomes a hero. it’s not feminism when men of color are used to spotlight a white woman, especially when one of them has sacrificed everything for the rebellion from when he was a very young kid. when i heard jyn’s character was originally more like cassian i couldn’t stop groaning because THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER.)
  • ‘for some reason’ she keeps thinking white brunette women are the most ideal people to get the roles. even if she’s doing it unconsciously, it doesn’t change the fact that’s racism. she’s a racist.
  • and when you are a racist you can’t be a feminist because feminism means you support all the women.
  • she seems very passionate when she talks about rey and jyn but when it’s about other actors who are men of color she suddenly becomes silent?? and she talks about this “girl power” a lot but when it’s about races, ethnicities and diversity she doesn’t say anything? it’s always the directors who sat next to her who speak about it, or actors of color themselves. her “girl power” only involves white women and yet she said star wars represented the world. 
  • she was a producer of complete disaster : avatar the last airbender movie, where almost everyone got whitewashed, which means she learned nothing from her past.
  • @kyber-sphere replied:  Actually, she isn’t even a feminist. Every time someone asks questions about “girl power” in panels she gets obviously irritated. One time, she was even dismissive towards the person who asked it too.
Digital Painting: tips for beginners

Heyo! I got asked if I could make a tutorial on digital painting so I’m gonna throw together some advice meant for people who are starting out and want to figure out exactly how this stuff all works. Because it’s hard! What I hope to accomplish here is to make painting more approachable for you.

Firstly, I have put together something like this before, so for archival purposes here it is: http://holy-quinity.tumblr.com/post/89594801811/i-dont-know-how-much-of-this-kind-of-thing-you

For those of you who don’t wanna bother reading that, here are the main points:

1. Learn your program and its tools, from brush properties to layer styles. And I mean learn them. Make a cheatsheet that shows you exactly what each button and scale does, both in isolation and in conjunction with other buttons and scales. Refer to this as much as possible until it is intuitive. The end goal is to know exactly what to do to your brush’s settings to achieve a given effect.

2. It’s perfectly okay to use your sketches, linearts, and other forms of line in your paintings. They can help guide the form and there’s no need to make something fully “lineless”! I never make things “lineless.”

3. Study other people’s art and try to think how they could have possibly achieved the effects they did. You can learn a lot just by observing and mentally recreating the process stroke by stroke—muscle memory is a powerful tool at your disposal. This becomes easier to do once you’ve started doing item 1 above.


So where the heck do you even begin?

What I’m gonna do is try to make digital painting as approachable as possible for someone who’s never really done it. The main idea here is that digital painting is just like real painting. So if you’ve ever done real painting, you already kinda know what’s coming.

I’m gonna assume you know the basics of digital art: you can sketch, line those sketches using layers and opacity changes, and fill the lines with color, maybe even opting to add some shading…and you’ll get something like this:

You know, cell-shaded, or maybe the shading’s blended, but you’ve still obviously a line drawing with color put down on layers beneath the lines.

The next intuitive step is to try going “lineless”…but when you remove the lines you get this:

idk about you but I’m laughing at how stupid this looks

When I was first teaching myself to paint digitally, I didn’t really know how to deal with this. Without lines, the form of the subject vanished or became a mess like the above. Even if I was meticulous and careful about placing down the color such that without the lines layer turned on, the shapes fit together, it didn’t look quite right. There’d be gaps, I wouldn’t know how to incorporate the subject into a background, the contrast wouldn’t be high enough, or it’d just in general look too much like a screenshot from Super Mario 64.

Painting requires a different process than the above. You’ll have to let go of some of your habits and conventions. Such as staying in the lines. Such as fully relying on the lines. Like, I love my lines, I love my sketches—but in painting, they are guides for form, and are not the form itself. So let me go through how I approach a given painting:

My painting process starts with a sketch (here a boring portrait for demonstrative purposes). I make the opacity of the sketch layer something like 30%, and then throw down my base colors on a new layer underneath. I’m not being meticulous about the sketch itself, because again it’s just meant to guide my placement of color. I’m also not meticulous about my placement of the color.

We’re essentially sketching with color. Because ultimately what we want is for the color to take on the form and shapes conveyed by the sketch.

There’s a lot going into this about how to use value, how to shade, how to use color, etc. that I’m kinda skipping over because it takes a lot of time to explain…but there are hundreds of tutorials out there on those topics so please, google around! I found some helpful tuts that way when I was starting out.

Something I find v useful is to keep selecting colors that already exist in your image for shading and hue adjustment. This is why I start with really blendy, low-opacity brushes when throwing down color on top of the background. I can then select colors within there that are a mix of the two.

For instance, I’ll select the color of the lines here:

…and use that to shade:

And maybe I’ll select one of the darker shades around his eye, but not the darkest, to make the shading a smoother gradient…and so on.

What I do in general at this point is go over the shapes and lines of the sketch. Such that I can turn off the sketch layer and see this:

I’m replacing the lines with shading and value. I’ll continue to do this as I keep adding color.

This is all super loose. I am not dedicated to any particular stroke. I just want the colors and shading and light source to be right. I’ll use overlay layers to boost contrast or add a hue.

Here are other examples where I used this process:

I am constantly changing brushes and brush settings as I paint. It really depends on what effect I want where. I am also constantly selecting new colors and applying or blending those in. I don’t believe in having some uniformly applied base color and then shading with only one or two…that’s what I’d do if I was cell-shading like the first drawing I showed you here, but painting should be about messing with color and opacity and blending to make millions of hues!

Good rule of thumb: Hard, opaque brushes for applying color. Soft, dilute brushes for blending colors. Sometimes hard, dilute brushes can make some cool blending effects! I personally prefer harder edges on my shading so that’s a brush I use often.

This is getting a bit long so I’m gonna split it up into multiple parts, but really what I want you to get from this is:

1. learn the tools at your disposal until they are intuitive

2. sketch and line are guides for form, not the form itself

3. rather, hue and value will produce the form

And of course, practice makes perfect!!! Every drawing you make, every painting you make, will bring you one step closer to the artist you want to be, and thus every drawing and every painting, no matter what, is a success.

anonymous asked:

ok everyone is constantly on about neil and allison and neil and matt but WHERE are my discussions on neil and kevin?? don't even TRY and tell me they're not lowkey besties

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY GUY,,, DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED i wrote a whole fucking essay on neil and kevin trying to get into the extra josten squad i’m never ok. anyway even tho i said don’t get me started,,,, im getting started

OK. LIKE. their relationship is so fucky to start with. neil looks at kevin and sees everything he could have had. he’s just… jealous in a lot of ways. but it takes him like 0 time to realise that actually, kevin’s life has been pretty shit, and he’s IMMEDIATELY protective of kevin. like,, he’s so pissed off at kevin for pressuring him into being on kathy’s show but he totally gets where he’s coming from and as soon as riko starts being an asshat he’s just like “you know what? my life isn’t worth anything. i’ll give it up for kevin. no question.” no doubt, he’s a ride or die motherfucker and he gives it all up for kevin


he doesn’t even last two pages and then he’s just. so fucking pissed he literally can’t even let riko talk anymore. what kind of a gem

oh my god and this is just like… the start. this is the first book. this is pretty much the first time neil shows any type of care for anything except surviving this year. he was gonna run away before he even saw riko, and here riko’s not looking at him and he paints a target on his back for kevin??? i love him

alright and that’s not all. it’s not just neil adopting kevin. kevin straight up adopts that boy too. he loves neil for his exy, and he’s certain he’ll make court, but do you see him inviting anyone else to practice at night? nope. AND AS SOON AS KEVIN FINDS OUT THAT NEIL IS NATHANIEL HE DOES THE SAME THING he doesn’t defy riko or smth not yet but

HE STRAIGHT UP ADOPTS NEIL RIGHT BACK!!! and i dont even have to show u guys this quote its the fucking apex of their relationship-

OH MY GODDDDD he believes so much in neil!!!! he’s so fucking upset that neil can’t have a future. he wants that for our boy as much as we do; like nothing else that has happened has hurt kevin that much. 

and they see themselves in each other. they SEE that they’re basically just alternate timelines of each other - that one small difference could have made either one of them into the other

a BUNCH of their compassion for each other comes because they know what they’re looking at. they’re looking at themselves, if there had been one small change in their lives. and both of them know that it wouldn’t have been good either way - both routes were torture in different ways. kevin has a future, but the moriyamas will always be hanging over them; neil was free for a while, but it won’t last. they KNOW that for each other and that fuels them. there’s a bond there that just can’t be ignored ok??


even nicky comments like “kevin has CLEARLY just done something nice for neil but kevin’s a BRAT” like. kevin cares so fucking much,, he’s like “you know what? if i were in neil’s shoes i would already be fucking wasted. idk if it will help but if he wants to he should be able to. i got u, bro.” what a BOY. i love him they’re the best friends

and okay if anyone needs more- i swear i’m wrapping this post up - when neil thinks about his future, he sees andrew. obviously. BUT HE ALSO SEES KEVIN THERE.

they’re straight up best friends and brothers and i fucking love them

and as a last point, this is extra content instead of book-canon, but


Collaring (petplay)


So collaring lets talk about that shall we. This post is manly for doms specifically masters in petplay but regular doms, littles, and kittens feel free to stick around. Collaring can be an amazing experience putting a collar on your pet for the first time can make you feel so powerful and in control. You might feel the urge to tug it a little or grab a leash and walk your pet around or if you two are into it maybe have them eat out of bowls. BUT wait! Stop! Before you do all that theres things you should consider. This is a very emotional time for your sub. They are giving you complete control just as if a real animal were to allow you to collar them; they are giving you ownership you didnt once have. Before you go tugging on collars,giving them commands or walking around you should first pet them in they’re favorite spot, Give them prase for putting their collar on so nicely, and maybe have treats ready (if thats your thing). Make them feel loved like they’re the best pet in the world. Then after about 10 or 20 minutes you might want to play with them (non sexual) so you may tug their collar but after they come over you play with them and tickle them. Rub their bellies and so on. Afterwards it maybe time for lunch (make sure you and your partner have discussed doing this before petplay has engaged) so you can (if you have been giving consent!) Put their food on the floor and eat lunch with them while you sit above them holding their leash. After you’re done eating lunch you can watch tv/a movie and have your pet lay on your lap and pet them wherever they like it the most. Most pets like the ears(if they are to big then have them lay only their head on your lap so they still feel close to you). During all this they still have the collar on but maybe you took the leash off to watch the movie thats ok because this is only about the collar not really the leashing. After the movie is over you might notice your pet is getting sleepy so you ask them if they want to go to sleep and they nods yes. You can choose to pick them up or you can choose to lead them on a leash another option is you could let them choose. When you get them to bedroom you might remember they haven'tcompleted their nightly routine so you help them brush their teeth, take a bath and put on pajamas all with the collar on (no leash obviously there is no point for that). Once they’re done you walk them to bed and tuck them. This is where you take the collar off you stroke their ear; tell them you love them and how good they are then cuddle them to sleep.

Things not to do:
Do not pressure your pet into sex and try not to ask its already an emotional time for them and unless they ask the FIRST time collaring is probably not the best time to act on sexual needs. Although some pets do enjoy the thrill of feeling ownership by their masters having sex with them the first time. Talk it out when they’re not in pet play and see if they would rather have you wait or when they’re first collared.

Do not just do something because you think you should. Like spank theyre butt out of the blue. Yes they might have enjoyed it before but not right now. After the first collaring then you can do it again. Remember they’re feeling very voluble.

Do not do anything until you’ve talked about it with your sub out of pet space. ANYTHING TO DO WITH COLLARING CAN NOT BE DONE UNTIL YOU HAVE CONSENT. I DONT CARE IF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE. I DONT CARE IF THEY HAVE BEEN DROPPING HINTS AND I DONT CARE IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO SO BAD YOU MIGHT DIE! you have to talk to your sub before doing anything because maybe they’re not ready!

Do not collar if you are not ready for the responsibility it entails. Ive said this before and i will say it again collaring is giving up freedom to your master it is allowing them to be your master which means to protect, love, and cherish you. The responsibility that you will have is to protect your pet, love them unconditionally, and cherish them ever when they are misbehaving.

Same Mistake

Originally posted by shawnskisses

Pairing: Shawn x Reader

Request: I fricken love your blog!! Can you do an imagine where you and Shawn meet at a John Mayer concert and just have a really special time jamming to John Mayer?!

Note: I’m sorry this isn’t exactly what you asked for nonnie! but I hope you enjoy it!! Xx


“C’mon Y/N! It’s John freaking Mayer you have to go!” Your friend, Chloe said pacing around your room.

“I cant Chloe, I have finals coming up and I need to study and I have a lot of other things to worry about!” you said reaching for your text book

“But we still have a week left till finals!”

“Which gives me more reason not to go and stay here to study.” your eyes never leaving the text book

“Y/N, I promise I’ll stop annoying you if you go with me! Plus you love him so its a win win.” she pointed out, you only sighed

“Fine, I’ll go with you.” you agreed and she started screaming and jumping around causing you to roll your eyes and went back to the text book in your hands.


“WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!” You jolted awake by the sound of Chloe barging into your dorm

“A simple ‘good morning’ would’ve been nice.” you sighed getting up.

“The concert is in a few hours, I’ll be the one picking you up. Don’t be late.” she warned, and you nodded going to take a shower.


“Y/N! Chloe’s here!” Your roommate called from downstairs. You took your purse rushing downstairs to Chloe’s car.

“Ready?” she asked starting her car

“Ready.” you sighed

“You think you’ll meet any cute boys?” She smirked

“No Chloe, and I honestly dont care.” You said looking out the window, she tried to bring the subject again but you made her drop it, soon you two started talking about things that you would talk about on a normal daily basis until you arrived.

“Well we’re here.” Chloe stated as you two walked through the entrance, you two walked to a place where there were other people standing waiting for the concert to start.

“Chloe, maybe we should just go inside.” You said not wanting to be around a lot of people

“Y/N! Can you let loose for one second and have fun?” She hit your hips with hers causing you to stumble back on the guy behind you causing you both to fall.

“I am so sorry.” You apologized

“Its okay, don’t worry about it.” The guy smiled, and to say the least he looked hot and awfully familiar.

He got up and pulled you up as well, you two looked at each other for a bit, until you realized that you were both staring at one another.

“Shawn.” He lent out his hand stopping the secret staring contest between you.

“Y/N.” You gladly shook it, you were about to turn around to find Chloe only to see her talking to another guy.

“Looks like our friends are getting along well.” Shawn chuckled a bit

“I guess so.” You smiled back, soon he began to ask about your life and you did the same soon one conversation led to another.

“Slytherins are better sorry.” You said looking away (I am not a Slytherin so I am totally against it lol)

“Nope sorry, I disagree.” He chuckled, but before you could say something you were being pulled away.

“What’re you doing?”

“The concert is about to start!” Chloe said pulling you away, and you look back to see that Shawn was being pulled away too.

You had a fun time at the concert, watching your favorite singer sing on stage gave you a bit of a happy feeling, but your thoughts kept drifting away to the boy you met, Shawn.


“Well I’m sorry!” Chloe apologized for about the millionth time tonight for pulling you away from the guy.

“Who was he anyway?” She asked obviously curious

“All I know is that his name is Shawn, and he was friends with the guy you were with before.”

“Is that so?” She smirked and you were too tired and exhausted to ask what the hell was going on in her twisted little mind

“Whatever can we please go back? I’m tired.” You stated and she nodded taking out her phone. You both got into her car and began driving to your apartment, Chloe checked her phone every 5 minutes and you were getting suspicious, you thought you’d ask her tomorrow, right now you weren’t in the mood.

Chloe parked the car next to a Tim Horton’s and looked at you.

“Stay here.” she said getting out of the car, you sighed scrolling through your social media accounts till she came back.

“Where’d you go?” you asked not taking your eyes off your phone

I could ask you the same thing.” your eyes widened at the realization that in the driver’s seat next to you, wasn’t Chloe. You slowly turned around to see Shawn smiling with a bag of muffins and coffee for the both of you.

“What’re you doing here?” you asked returning the smile

“Chloe texted Brian everything and set this up, now I’ll be taking you to your dorm.” he said happily and you smiled, Chloe always had a way to make up for things.

You gave him your address and continued your conversations from where you left off.

“Okay, Okay wait, you what?” you laughed

“Hey! In my defence I was already supposed to sing so why not have a little fun while doing it.” he chuckled

“How’d you get to go on the Magcon tour anyway?” you asked

“I used to do Vines.”

“So you’re a Viner?”

“I was something like that, I used to post covers of songs on there.” then you slowly realized who you were talking to this whole time.

“Hold on a second, Shawn? As in Shawn Mendes? The guy who’s songs are on the radio everyday?” you asked putting your head in your hands laughing dryly

“Guilty?” he chuckled, now knowing why he looked so familiar, soon your conversations were back on track and started talking until you reached your dorm.

“I guess this is it.” he said parking the car

“I guess so.” you smiled sadly, about to leave the car

“Wait, before you go I’m not making the same mistake twice.” he said reaching for your phone and put his number in and took yours.

“There you go.” he smiled handing you your phone back as you both got out of the car and walked to your door

“I’ll see you soon?” you bit your lip nervously

“Definitely.” you smiled at his response and gave him a kiss on the cheek as he slowly backed away giving you a shy smile, giving Chloe her car keys back and drove away with Brian.

“Okay, so you told me you were with a guy named Shawn, NOT THE SHAWN FUCKING MENDES!” She yelled in your ear

“Jeez Chloe, I think I need to get my eardrums checked.” and she just rolled your eyes at you as you both say your goodbyes.

You entered your dorm taking a nice long shower and were changing your clothes when you received a text.

‘Had a really great time 2nite :) -Shawn’ You smiled at the text

‘Me too :)’

‘Hey, you busy Friday night?’

‘No, I’m not actually’

‘I wanna take you out, if that’s okay with you’

‘Sure, I’ll see you then Xx’

Maybe missing a day worth studies wasn’t such a bad thing after all.


from the blog of an admitted pedophile, and a person who autismserenity and their pals are all being chummy with and putting forward as like this totally reliable person whose opinions on how to treat pedophiles are worth listening to:

Like with minors i mean an age range between 12-17 you cant tell me they are not atleast mastrubating and looking at porn at that age i was atleast… and all my friends were and all my online friends i have now that are somewhere around that age are either already sexually active and no longer virgins or really really want to have sex and are activly looking for people within their age range to have sex with so i dont quite see how sending nudes to those people would harm them in anyway i only send them if they ask for them after all, it’s not like i’m “Hi, nice to meet you, here have nudes” i always ask if someone wants to have them and most often they specifically came to me cause they heard from others i am sharing nudes.

1) How the FUCK do you know ANYTHING about the porn and masturbation habits of your “””friends””” who are between the ages of 12 and 17. This is completely inappropriate information for you to have! How did you get this information? Why are you telling us about this? You seriously wanna be like, “Well I KNOW that these 12 to 17 year olds who I’m personally acquainted with are sexually active and masturbate to porn and want to have sex! But I’m not having any inappropriate conversations with them.” The ONLY WAY you could have that information about them is if you were having inappropriate, PREDATORY conversations with them about their sexualities. 

2) “Well I always ASK if they want them” you shouldn’t be fucking asking. Don’t ask kids if they want porn you made! That is INHERENTLY predatory. This is how these fucking assholes twist consent culture shit to make it seem like grooming children is okay - “well, the kids ASK for it.” Kids ask for all kinds of shit. Kids try to stick their fingers in light sockets and shove things so far up their noses they have to be taken to the emergency room to get it taken out. That doesn’t make it okay for an adult to encourage those things. “None of them have ever told me no and some of them even ask for it” - yeah, that’s how grooming works. That’s what predators do. They wait for an opening, they introduce this shit gradually, they make their victim think that it’s about the victim’s desires when really it’s about what the predator wants, that way the victim is too ashamed to say no right away. 

The people promoting this person as a reputable source for information on csa and pedophelia are people who have for MONTHS been attacking rape and csa survivors for talking about communication and consent in relationships. It’s not just courteousmingler - autismserenity, vaspider, wetwareproblem, etc have all been circulating posts about how LGBT people are sexual predators (”they only have a problem with asexual politics because asexual people aren’t sexually available to them, this is just about making more people sexually available to them”) and how even talking to an asexual person with whom you’re in a relationship about sex is tantamount to rape because obviously any conversation a non-asexual person would have with an asexual person about sex would inherently revolve around the non-asexual person wanting to fuck and obviously THAT means rape, I… guess.

There is a DIRECT link between these people promoting this shit, and calling me and a friend of mine rapists for saying that you should be able to talk about sex with a sexual partner, and that we were raped by people who wouldn’t allow us to talk about sex on our own terms. There has been a concrete, concerted effort from the people trying to sell stuff like this, to undermine conversations about abuse and boundaries and consent in adult relationships, by calling survivors rapists and rape apologists and pedophile apologists and abusers. These things are absolutely connected, they serve each other way too well to not be connected at all. 

They are muddying the waters by SIMULTANEOUSLY saying that anyone who wants to have HEALTHY, CONSENSUAL discussions about sex and have a fulfilling, healthy, consensual sex life AS AN ADULT, WITH OTHER ADULTS is a predator, and ALSO saying that ACTUAL predators aren’t predators because their PREDATORY BEHAVIOR is a natural coping mechanism and some kids want sexual content foisted on them by adults. 

I literally do not care how you feel about ace discourse at all at this point, this is more important than asexual politicking or whatever, this is so unhealthy. I need people to start taking this seriously. 

Okay I new I was gonna want to make this post last time I ran through smuggler, so here it is. Corso Vs Rona, and why I dont like Corso

Okay so Corso and Rona’s interactions always pissed me off. We already know Corso is weird about women and contextualizes them as defenseless and in need of protection (compare his reaction to female smuggler rejecting his gun and male smugglers - female it’s “it doesn’t feel right to let a lady go into danger” male its “your gun is trash no offense” and female smuggler asking if she wants something more aka marriage he says “someone to protect you” in addition to all the other things he does)

but i think his patronizingness comes into play most here so lets get started (i’ll be posting all images in addition to image transcriptioning, in case for some reason is like “you just made that up”

[image: dialogue from Corso Reading “Rona was kind of our family rebel. We used to have a blast together. She liked me to run interference so her father never caught her on dates with offworlders.” end image]

Okay so here we have Corso just talking about Rona. He likes her. My hypothesis is he likes the idea of her and that she needed him. This is important because Corso never tells Rona he doesn’t like her being in the black sun because it’s a criminal organization and he’s worried about her hurting people. instead it seems like he likes rona when she benefits from his help and dislikes her when she doesn’t need him

[image: dialogue from Corso. He says “he’s a street doctor in Coruscant. Kind of a shady character, but that’s who Rona always drifted to. …. If it was you all alone out there, wouldn’t you want to know your only family was looking for you?”

Then “Doctor Hope” (his name is actually in quotation marks) says “I’m Doctor Hope. I like to think of myself as a messenger of mercy, caring for the por, forsaken citizens of the underlevels. … Right. So I’ve got some, ah, life-saving medicaitons that need delivering.”

Corso says “This was always Rona’s kind of thing. Breaking hte law to do good uner the nose of a corrupt authority.” end image]

I just posted these so people who haven’t played smuggler in a while or ever can know the context: Rona is Corso’s cousin, she’s in cahoots with Dr Hope, he thinks its for good, and he wants to help.

He and Oriah (my smuggler) go to coruscant to get some “life saving medicine” (spice) surgically implanted in him to smuggle it across republic security. When they get it out and they finally figure out it’s spice Corso gets upset

[image: Corso says “Did she say… “spice”? Oriah asks “YOu thought we were smuggling cough syrup?” end image]

I guess Oriah has the same thought as I did (link).

I seriously have no idea why Corso joins up with smuggler but has an objection to smuggling, but okay

[image: Corso says “You used us. If you weren’t a lady, you’d – I gotta go have a word with your boss.” end image]

I find this line very creepy. Talking about how you’d totally beat someone up but just their Weak Feeble Lady Gender stops you isn’t chivarlous, or whatever Corso thinks it is. It’s a threat to beat someone up.

anyway, so now that Corso knows the truth we see Rona

[image: dialogue between Corso and Rona. Rona says “Course, I’m a little more bit-time now than ma and pa ever would have allowed.”

Corso says “Rona, what… what happened to you? What are you doing here?”

Rona says “I’m the underboss for the black Suns on this part of Coruscant! NOt bad considering five years ago, I was shoveling ronto dung.”

Corso says “Captain! what are you doing? We can’t just leave her here like this! We obviously came just in time. Come on, Rona. We’re getting you out of here.”

Rona says “Poor, chivalrous little Corso… don’t you get it? I don’t need to be rescued. I chose this life.” end image]

Beginning of commentary again:

okay, so here is the issue

Corso talks to his adult cousin like she’s a child.

He doesn’t even care what she wants, he acts like it was some big bad guy that got her in here and now he’s got to rescue her.

I mean, he ignores everything she says and talks about her (we can’t leave her likes this) and only responds to her out of context, in response to his idealized version of rona (amusing she needs his protection and rescuing)

furthermore, given that corso has been involved in smuggling before, so part of me Conant help but wonder if this isn’t a “Don’t do crime” but a “ladies shouldn’t do crime”

which is what i was saying earlier, at the top of this post, about my idea on why corso liked rona earlier, that he liked the idea of taking care of her.

now that she doesn’t need him, he’s mad at her.

corso disapproves of spice and probably the black sun but his reasoning for wanting rona out of the black suns isn’t moral at all. it ties into his perceptions about female helplessness and his “chivalrous” protection.

and that’s just… not cute. it’s gross. it’s why i can’t stand him.

@revolutionaryduelist (in response to this post ftr but its long and theres enough long posts on my blog right now)

i mean, it is about making dirk soft and cute, because thats what i dont like, thats what ive been complaining about! you and i had been talking about dirks characterization for days (weve been doing it for months, honestly, i think the first time we critiqued each others posts was in fucking november?), and i figured we had pretty much reached a stalemate where neither of us is going to change our interpretation of dirk but we both have well-established arguments to defend them, so its ok. folks other than you and i didnt get involved until 1. you tried to call out jade over a joke about dirk being a stem major, and 2. i wrote a couple of posts (admittedly that sounded angrier than i actually was, because i really, sincerely am not offended or put off by Soft Dirk) about dirks appearance, specifically, and ended it by cracking a joke about the ongoing stem discourse which i guess was my bad for tying these two unrelated issues together, and now i guess its all tied up in a mess of miscommunication where were all using the phrase Soft Dirk to refer to different things and nobodys sure what anyone else is talking about

i think dirk is a lot more complex and morally grey than your reading of him gives him credit for, and you think that my reading of him as morally grey is miscrediting him with the actions of splinters he had no control over, but we have pretty much agreed to disagree at this point. its not my reading, but its a valid one, so its fine. when i started talking about Soft Dirk i was talking about how common it is for non-mlm to depict him as being conventionally attractive, and as a gay dude who is not conventionally attractive and who sees myself a lot in dirk character-ways, that id really like to see more art of dirk looking ugly and gross, because people with depression (hello!) often arent really able to take care of ourselves or keep up with our appearances. i want a gay dude with depression who is a more accurate depiction of gay dudes with depression. thats it, thats where im coming from on this matter, thats 100% of my feelings and motivations. which is why i got so wildly offended when people (specifically, non-mlm!) started saying Soft Dirk (which i defined as a feminine, conventionally attractive dirk) is more ethical or better than the alternative… you see where im coming from, right? you understand why i got so put off by this discourse, right?

im not going to debate on whether theres evidence of dirk being smug/elitist/a control freak in canon, because weve done it a hundred times already (i think there is, you think there isnt, and we both interpret exactly the same lines in wildly different ways). instead what im going to say is that posts about dirk being smug, including jades post about dirk being a stem major are, like…. jokes? they are jokes. sometimes people exaggerate characters traits for the sake of humor. like posts about rose shopping at hot topic and being a mallgoth even tho in canon all she does is wear a lot of black, or posts about jade wearing a fursuit and going to anthrocon even tho canonically shes a furry who hates fursuiting. theres definitely enough grounding for Smug Dirk for that reading to be valid (and theres enough grounding for Selfless Dirk for that reading to be valid too!) and thats why people make jokes about it

none of us are doing it because we hate dirk, i rip on him harder than anyone alive and i would fucking die for him, robbie and jade and everybody else who cracks these jokes does it because we fucking love dirk and almost always because we see ourselves in him and were being self-deprecating. we are gay (and, yes, some of are gay dudes, if that matters) and mentally ill and mean and gross and we dont take dirk seriously because we dont take ourselves seriously. that comic about jake calling dirk a dumpster and setting him on fire? was drawn by a dirkjake shipper! ive seen dozens of “i ship dirkjake but you have to admit that canonically it was abusive” posts. and yet youre trying to pin this discourse on dirkjohn people. the problem is insular, not from outside your clique; the call was coming from inside the house the whole time.

and one last note: wlw absolutely get a voice in discussions of homophobia, dude. theres a difference in how systemic homophobia affects us but accusing wlw of “talking over” you in discussions of homophobia, frankly, comes off as dismissive and tone-deaf. wlw get a say in what is homophobic and what isnt, wlw get to relate to gay male characters, and obviously this isnt a “wlw vs mlm” issue because im a gay dude and i disagree with you! youre more eager to ally yourself with self-identified cishet people who agree with you (im talking about the post you reblogged by ao3sburbanite, so as not to be accused of vagueblogging) while you accuse wlw and lesbians of homophobia (and i didnt want to make this an idpol issue since thats what i did yesterday and fucked up and hurt people but, like, youre the one accusing “wlw” of talking over you, dude).

DISNEY COLLEGE PROGRAM: the shit they don't really tell you. PART 6.


Okay so Disney World has a long never ending list of shit you can get termed for. Unfortunately, they don’t really tell you all of it and some DCPers had to find out the hard way that some things they thought they were allowed to do, were not okay. Aside from the obvious underage drinking type ones, ill tell you guys the not-so-obvious ones too, so you can make sure you don’t make a mistake that can cost you your program.

FYI: THESE ARE NOT ASSUMPTIONS OR JUST “SHIT I HEARD.” these are actual reasons, that people i actually know, actually got termed for.

This is one of the main reasons people get termed. There are two types of call-ins; Sick or Personal. Some locations say you can go to the parks if you call in personal, some locations say you can’t go to the parks no matter what kind of call-in you make. I don’t think anyone even knows for sure, but I’ve seen people get in trouble either way. DO NOT use your cast member ID for ANYTHING if you call-in. You can’t get into the parks from backstage if you call-in. And your locations WILL check. You CAN go to downtown Disney, just be sure not to use your ID number for any discounts. You can show them your ID if it’s a third party store (like the harley davidson store, or one of the non disney clothes stores) but don’t use it at a store that sells disney merch that disney cast members work at.

Okay, this is the actual main reason people get termed. If you’re going to drink underage, you better be smart about it. DO NOT let anyone take pictures of you holding ANY type of drink or with ANY type of drink in the picture. My first program they called 16 of us into the housing office because someone saw a picture on Facebook of one of my friends with a box of beer in the background of his picture. We all would have gotten termed but he took the blame for it and went home instead. I’ve had friends who had snapchats of them drinking screenshotted and shown to Disney. You can’t trust none of these hoes. Don’t let people take pictures of you no matter how on point your outfit looks. Also, don’t stumble into your apartment complex obviously shitfaced. I had a friend get termed for this too.

This one is fucked up because if your parents come visit and you want to buy merchandise with your discount, you CAN NOT let a cashier see you take the money or credit card from your parents hand. A friend of mine bought over $1000 worth of merchandise, the cashier saw him get a credit card from his mom and wrote down his ID number and he was termed the next day. He didn’t even realize he was doing something wrong. Make sure you get the credit card or money from your parents before you go into the store.

If you lie about being convicted of something or whatever on your initial application, and they find out when they run your background check, you will be termed the first day. Even if its something that happened a long time ago. Don’t lie!!

This one is fucked up too because I had no idea they could do this until it happened to my friend. The Disney housing security apparently smelled weed outside their doorway at 4am. They literally banged on the door at 4am and woke them all up. They then made all of the girls go into the living room while they rummaged through ALL OF THEIR SHIT IN THEIR BEDROOMS. I mean ALL of their shit including their underwear drawers . They can straight up violate your shit and look through whatever they want to look through. Its fucked up but they are allowed to do whatever they want. Just be careful.

Don’t post anything negative about your job, disney, a co-worker, a roommate, ANYTHING on the internet. Anyone can turn anything around and Disney literally shows no mercy. Don’t hashtag “disney problems” or anything. A friend of mine posted a meme with mickey mouse giving the middle fingers or some shit like that, and a co-worker of hers turned it around and said she posted it about her and she got termed. She later got un-termed because someone else stuck up for her and its a long story but just dont post stupid shit or anything negative about Disney on the internet. They have people whos literal JOB is to search the internet for shit like that and its really not worth it.

Do not EVER walk around the parks EVER with your Blue disney ID showing on your lanyard. If a manager or anyone sees this and is feeling extra asshole-ish that day, they can have you termed. (Managers are allowed to wear theirs, but if you see a fellow CP with theirs showing, be nice and tell them to put it away because sometimes people forget!)

If you are going into the parks on your off-day, you are considered a guest and must enter and exit the same way the guests do. Technically. Most CPs don’t follow this rule. I got screamed at by Epcot security backstage for doing this, and YES it is grounds for termination, so be careful. If you end up getting caught, just say you worked earlier and changed so you can play in the parks, or you had to go to costuming, or your costume is in your locker and you’re changing for work.

This one is obvious, if you get caught sneaking people into an apartment complex you will get termed, but the security guards DO do random trunk checks on occasion, so don’t put anyone in your trunk. Also, I heard my first program people got termed for going into the complex sitting in the bed of a truck, obviously not trying to sneak in.

Apparently you’re not allowed to have another job while you’re on the DCP. People still do it, just don’t post about it online anywhere.

If you use your maingate passes to get people into the parks, you’re supposed to stay with them. Disney has a creepy way of knowing if you stay with them or not. Don’t be obvious and let them in and walk in with them and then turn around and exit right away.

I don’t know how the HELL my first program roommate got away with selling literally all of hers, but the amount of people that got caught selling theirs my second program was ridiculous.

If you go out to eat or anything with co-workers after work, make sure you take your nametags off! You can get in troubsssss.

By this I mean, stay the fuck awake. If you fall asleep at work (Lifeguards, Attraction Tower positions, etc) You will get termed on the spot. Having your phone out at work too can get you termed on the spot. Also, my friend in QSFB was termed for LEANING ON THE COUNTER AND NOT SMILING although he was already in deep shit at his job and they hated him. Just be a good worker and if you’re not one, fake it.

If you fuck with the curfew rules, obviously you can get termed. Like if you are caught leaving Vista at 3am and you’re housing ID says patterson. Security doesnt really check when you’re walking out of the complex but just pretend youre on the phone so they don’t say anything to you.

Unless you’re housekeeping, you don’t get to keep any tippys. If you do and someone knows about it and rats you out, you’re done.

Yep. Dont do that.

Thats all I can think of for now. Aside from the obvious attendance reprimand stuff, which can be slightly confusing SO if anyone has questions about that let me know!


Plz. What Ori is doing now is actually what she should have done from the start. It is what she should be doing all along. It’s what any other comrade in any given shounen would have done for their pals at any given time. This thing she did for Ichigo now - was what she has already done for Tatsuki way back in Chapter 40. Remember? She said she will always protect Tatsuki, because Tatsuki has always protected her.

Do Shithime fans even remember who Tatsuki is? You never see these people talking about Tatsuki. Tatsuki is just a prop and a tool for Shithime to get closer to Ichigo. In the beginning, Tatsuki was the first person who told Shithime about Ichigo’s past. She told her about his mother’s death. Tatsuki does not keep things from Shithime, but Shithime kept Tatsuki in the dark about Ichigo’s powers, about Ichigo going to SS, about following him to SS. She left Tatsuki, without explanation, to follow Kurosaki-kun to SS, for a chance to feel his dick. She promised Tatsuki she would come back after touching dick, but alas, she failed to touch that dick. Many moons later, she left Tatsuki again, apparently “forever” to kiss Ichigo in his sleep. Marvellous. 

But let’s be real. Of course she would say goodbye to Kurosaki-kun. Everyone expected it. Did anyone think she would not choose Ichigo? Even my grandmother knew she would pick Ichigo to say goodbye to. Fuck tatsuki. Kubo gave her this privilege to say goodbye, to cry, to hold Ichigo’s hand. (The hand that he would use to jerk off to Rukia later on). As if it is so sad so sad. Kubo continuously throws her little pity parties, giving her lines that would evoke sympathy everywhere. She is going to have just this one life oh so sad, she actually wanted 5 lives! Wow, and she is going to La Mexicana, never coming back, oh my god. You think?

Holy shit, I cant believe this level of character coddling. Hanatarou stood up against Byakuya to protect Rukia, whom he only met after cleaning her cell, well over 600 chapters ago. 

Harribel’s fraccions, Lilinette, they have all taken action to fight, even knowing they would fail. 

Ishida went to rescue Rukia from Byakuya, even though he claimed to hate shinigami, knowing about Rukia being a shinigami, and did not have any interest in shinigami fights.

And IH fans expect every fucking person to give Shithime a standing ovation for doing something as basic as this, now???  HUH???

“I could finally protect and fight beside Kurosaki-kun.” 

What the fuck????  “Finally” ??? She’s a main character and Kubo is saying she has NEVER done this simple shit in 670 chapters? Simple shit other minor characters have done, and have been doing, all along? I thought she had picked herself up after the HM Arc. I thought she had continued to provide protection and battle support to Ichigo AND HER OTHER FRIENDS after that. Didnt her fans also insist that she has tried, she has been his support, ALL ALONG???? I fcking couldnt believe what I was seeing when ch 672 was published.

Is Kubo saying that all her fights in aiding Her friends in eradicating hollow threats post FB-arc are all cockroach shit? This is Chapter 481. Does this not count as “protecting and fighting beside” Kurosaki-kun??? 

I dont understand what Kubo is trying to say. Is Kubo saying that only big ass fights count, like the one with Yhwach, because that would prove how useful you are once and for all? I am not sorry, it makes NO SENSE. What exactly is the point of her? If it is really about defense, Ichigo has always defended himself fine against his opponents. He didnt need her at all in SS. He has done well in the majority of his fights. Does he really need her? He really doesnt. It is obvious Kubo only pushed her to the front lines so she could be useful somewhat. I never got the feeling, “WHERE IS SHE, WE NEED HER.” Instead, I have always gotten the feeling, “Oh, she’s there. Might as well use her.” Unfortunately, in the entirety of the HM Arc, she was just there but completely unusable.

As a romantic potential, she didn’t change Ichigo’s life. Ichigo did not thank Ori for drying his rain. She wasn’t the person who “made me feel better,” as Ichigo told Isshin about Rukia. She wasn’t the person who brought his Fullbring to full power. She didn’t bring Ichigo back from despair when he was facing Ginjo. She didn’t restore Ichigo to power. Her abduction did not despair him as much as Rukia’s did. She is not a shinigami, she has no ties to SS in any capacity. Ichigo on the other hand, came from a noble shinigami house. Consider the Shiba clan. Kaien was Rukia’s superior. She killed him, but also saved his heart, and saved Ichigo’s life. She saved his entire family’s lives. He saved her right back, he gave her back her confidence, her self-worth. She gave him his confidence right back. Their fates are inexplicably intertwined. What. Is. The. Point. Of. Shithime. Other than to act as a pair of bellows that fan Ichigo as a desirable alpha shounen male? 

Do IHs really believe by just using a page where a bull with boa feather cuffs had risen from the dead, it gives their ship unprecedented credence about his feelings for her?

You think this

Is actually better than this?


Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Honestly, she is such a dispensable character and so easily replaceable. I have seen IH fans questioning Rukia’s role in this war. LMAO. I question Ori’s role in this entire damn manga. Like I said, what is the point of Kubo showing us her repeated failures? Forget about her friends, she obviously only cares about Kurosaki-kun. FINALLY IT IS K-KUN I CARE ABOUT. I CAN FINALLY FIGHT WITH AND PROTECT K-KUN

Originally posted by magical-boy-rohariel

It still remains to be seen how her Urahara titty dress would help her in this war. 

bhyekyungsoo  asked:

Hello! I stumbled upon your blog after reading the couple ring post! Regarding that, I think the chrome heart ring that similar to yeol's isnt the same as the one that polar light gave, because PL gave the one with black background, and the similar with yeol's is just the black version of it? And do you mind giving out the 'chanbaek timeline' you mentioned before? Keep loving baekyeol <3333 this lovely couple is unstoppable. Have a nice daay!

Hi ^_^ 

about that ring.. yes.. the chrome heart ring given by polar light are not matching with yeol.. before polar light gave baekhyun the ring, baekhyun already have another ring he wore.. he also wore it during their recent Nature Republic Fansign (where his ring went missing).. 

the one polar light gave baekhyun have black background and silvery white chrome heart design one it (the top ring on his finger) .. meanwhile the one on chanyeol’s pinky finger has all white/silvery background and greyish chrome heart design on it.. this design matched baekhyun’s ring (the one not given by polar light) which are also silver background but with black/darker chrome heart design on it ( the bottom ring on his finger).. 

about chanbaek time line.. lol.. this thing i  just come out with my fellow chanbaek shipper who closely monitor chanbaek (we’re not sasseng don’t worry..lol) we are just ninja.. hahah..

p/s : this is what I THINK.. it can be false.. it can be true.. no one knows for sure besides chanbaek themselves.. its gonna be long, so brace yourself with my delulu writing..

this is purely chanbaek.. don’t like chanbaek..? don’t read.. i don’t want my inbox blown with hate.. thank you ^_^ ..

lets begin..

if you realized, when chanbaek first meet, they got close in just one night.. kai confirms this..

Kai said during 120605 EXO-K joynews24 interview : At first I was a bit surprised, Baekhyun joined us very late but he became close with Chanyeol in just one night..

i think chanyeol and baekhyun love each other as soon as they see each other..lol.. but seriously look at them..

The fans who attendedBaekhyun’s birthday party said Chanyeol first opened the party by making aspeech indicating  ; “This is Baekhyun, my roommate and we are in a loving relationship.”

121126 Chanyeol’s birthday party Baekhyun said that when he just entered SM, Chanyeol was the first person to walk towards him, and after having eye contact for 10 seconds, they had the feeling of “That’s him!”. Anyway, the two could really get along very well. The other members told them to get married. Baekhyun said “Umma! I’m going to get married” 

the picture below was during MAMA Era.. and these two are surely chanyeol and baekhyun.. only baekhyun have that hair colour during MAMA and that guy, thats chanyeol.. look at the ear..! i think they are together since the first time they meet but they are in the state of secrecy.. 

you can see that baekhyun actually feels uncomfortable when chanyeol holds him and chanyeol kinda hesitant(?) with his hold.. so i think by this time they are scared people gonna know about them..

during MAMA and History, they are in good term.. just being careful.. not going overboard with their fanservices.. the still in good term when they record Happy Camp on 130604 recording.. 

however they had a fight during Wolf promotion fansign event on 14th June 2013.. 


in this link there are parts where chanyeol and baekhyun refuses to reply to any request from fans relate to chanbaek..lets face it.. isn’t chanbaek started as just a fanservice made by the company..? so why are they suddenly refused to do anything with it..? aren’t they afraid of the company..? this is during Wolf Era.. they are promoting Wolf at that time..

 what happened between them until the choose to ignore the fan’s requests..?? and just 10 days difference with their lovey dovey recording of Happy Camp.. i think during that time, something happened.. maybe that time Baekhyun already set to have a girlfriend.. or their company already asked them to stop.. 

i think chanbaek already have feelings for each other when they first meet but they are restricted by people ( their company maybe.?).. they even wrote songs together, practice duet together (the things about their duets is, it never went on-air..except the Love Song on 130808 Youngstreet„,)

Can you imagine, practicing this song, with just the two of them.. while looking at each other..? and why Baekhyun have that look on his face..?? maybe throughout the practice and spending time together make them closer again and they started to ignore what people said.. 

Do you know who is the first person that posted Baekhyun a Happy Birthday on Instagram..? nope.. its not Sehun.. its Chanyeol.. but why he deleted that cake post..? Baekhyun’s birthday cake was chanyeol’s FIRST ever post in his IG.. 

in my opinion, Baekyeon already set up long before February.. why..? because, out of nowhere suddenly Chanyeol said Chen as his new soulmates.. i emphasizes “NEW”… he didn’t say “my soulmates” he said “new soulmates”.. that means he still remember that he has a soulmates before..and it is Baekhyun.. the guy sitting infront of him.. 

Chanyeol called Baekhyun as his “number 1 soulmate” in [MISC] 130814 - STAR CAST : “Trend’s Core ‘EXO Life of Research’..

look at Baekhyun.. he didn’t smile at all.. thats Baekhyun’s jealous face.. when Baekhyun is jealous he will stare at distance and his lips gonna be thinner as he curl his lips.. and i think one of the earliest member who knows about chanbaek is Kyungsoo.. and kyungsoo just look at at chanyeol with straight face too.. 

after this interview, they shoot for EXO Showtime.. didn’t anyone realizes that chanyeol didn’t have much skinship with Baekhyun unlike with the other members..?? in showtime, if you look clooosseeeely you will noticed that chanbaek have many scene where they are together being cut off.. during the sunrise episode, actually Chanyeol and Baekhyun stand next to each other but it never shows in the show.. 

(sorry i got into EXOST..but i always wanna talk about this just no one asked.. haha..lol)

there are only two person wearing that white jacket at the time.. its suho and chanyeol..the editing of exo showtime is very weird.. why..? chanyeol stands next to baekhyun but not one shot where they are standing next to each other..

see..? the most left is baekhyun and who is taller than baekhyun and wearing that white jacket..? its chanyeol.. but exo showtime’s crew make sure the shot are not clear.. why..? i think some inside connections are influential here.. 

and this one.. did you noticed that in the real show, (at least from what i watched) the leg part are completely covered but big ass words at the bottom..

Chanbaek are being very fearless when Baekhyun suddenly come to Roommate.. 

when baekhyun come to Roommate house, many of their moments and interactions got cut out by SBS.. i have another theory about Roommate (here)..

ok i’m gonna talk a bit about Baekyeon.. they said Baekyeon starts dating in February right..? Anyone who knows me know that i don’t believe in Baekyeon.. i believe that Baekyeon are not dating and are a stage up thing by SM.. idk.. i can be wrong.. but thats what i believe (because there are just too many things that are shady about them..idk).. don’t you think its weird, that SM revealed Baekyeon EXACTLY one day after baekhyun came to Roommate..?? read my chanbaek in Roommate post and you’ll know why i said its very weird..

when Baekyeon revealed, Baekhyun looks like a wreck.. have you seen the picture of him go out from music show..? hurmm.. i dont remember what broadcast..

after Baekyeon revealed, we Chanabek shippers are kinda depress and thought that Chanbaek are really broken.. but Chanbaek proof us wrong.. Chanyeol still with Baekhyun in the airport like he always did.. 

they lost the laugh on their faces but they still together.. thats enough for me.. because after that they are normal again.. it took time but they are ok again tho.. after this, chanyeol starts being very obviously close with kyungsoo.. he starts making moments with kyungsoo, he choose kyungsoo.. (i don’t hate kyungsoo, no no.. i love him.. i just say that chanyeol become obviously close with kyungsoo..)..

i can see Baek look so hurt.. i think i have the gifs but maybe in my phone sorry.. 

there is one event that happened and the timeline are perfect.. its 1140719 TLP Shanghai.. 

first Chanyeol posted “Love is a losing games” lyrics in his IG.. a song about the pain in love (at least thats what in the lyrics chanyeol posted)..

Few hours after that (when they are in china) Baekhyun, who keep silent about the Baekyeon thing suddenly posted an “apology” letter in his IG..

after this letter was posted in 4 in the morning few hours after that he deleted it.. i dont know why he delete it, maybe he got a lot of hate because of it, but in my thought that letter actually just for EXO-L and also Chanyeol.. he talk about misunderstanding.. what misunderstanding..? that he dating tae..? thats not a misunderstanding , right..? about he didn’t love his fans and betrayed them..? we all know how much baekhyun loves his fans.. he used to be no.1 in fanservice @ fanlove.. so what is the misunderstanding..? if he really wanna make his fans forgive him why he didn’t posted on the fancafe..? or somewhere many other people gonna read it..? and why deleted it..???? only baekhyun knows.. i think he just want chanyeol and people who believe in them read that and after making sure chanyeol read it, he delete it.. who knows.. it might be true.. 

after that chanyeol posted another thing.. exactly few hours after baekhyun deleted his letter.. heart shaped leaf.. hurmmmmm… 

feeling better chanyeollie..??

after the apology letter incident you know what happened..? TLP Shanghai.. what so special about TLP Shanghai..? well.. after few other TLP conducted, chanbaek had been very distance.. they are there, but there are no actual moments between them.. until Shanghai..

in TLP Shanghai, this happened.. they finally have real moments.. real contact.. and chanyeol seems happy again.. 

few month after that, they are very happy on stage.. off stage.. everywhere.. Chanyeol who stops being nice to Baekhyun after the scandal, suddenly being a prince charming again..

chanyeol again being the charming boyfriend material him with baek (baek only) by taking baekhyun’s bag and push it for him.. awww.. so sweet.. ^_^..

and they still do their little “love sign” just between them.. isn’t baek already have a girlfriend at this moment..???? look at their smiling faces.. 

they still love each other even after so many rough obstacle come their way.. and i hope they can always love each other forever and people just stop disturbing them..  

Here are the clearer timeline of all this..

  • 4 June 2013 - Happy Camp recording ( they do the lovesign)
  • 14 June 2013 - Wolf Fansign (fight?)
  • August 2013 - Growl
  • 8 August 2013 - EXO Youngstreet (duet with weird expression)
  • October 2013 - EXO Showtime
  • ** Feb 2014 - BY said to start dating (EXOST still in recording)
  • 17 June 2014 - Baek come to Roommate
  • 18 June 2014 - Baekyeon revealed
  • 17 July 2014 - TLP Shanghai
  • 15 August 2014 - SM Town 2014 (another lovesign)

at the end.. no matter what we think, only chanyeol, baekhyun and SM knows what actually is between them.. me and my friend can spend hours talking about chanbaek..lol.. we come out with many theories, and look from many perspectives.. hehe..

that’s the thing about me and my friend.. we love chanbaek but we don’t blindly loving them.. we have our reasons (plausible reasons) why we think chanbaek is real.. we look from many perspectives.. we don’t look in one sole reason and one sole perspective only.. 

Again i will say this.. THIS IS JUST MY OPINION.. I USE “MY OPINION” IN THIS ENTRY.. you can believe it or not i don’t care.. 

Regarding the gay rumor (‘-’ )

Okay,  I’ve been talking to a friend and like me, she’s also, you know… delulu.  

The saying about ‘birds of a feather flock together’ is true. 

We talked about things and in the end we decided to post her analysis. Tbh I was actually quite reluctant about posting some parts of this bc I feel this thing is gonna make us sound even… crazier, but she said “so what? people already think we are crazy anyway”.

I warn you guys this girl is highly unfiltered so some of her words probably offending and rude, they are actually (and hella funny imo but that’s just personal taste of humour), therefore I want to apologize first on the behalf of this post (nah not really). 

Again I remind you this is just a BULLSHIT DELULU THEORY, in a politer word, an opinion, so ofc it would sound very biased, please don’t take it to the heart. Believe what you want to believe.

Let’s begin.

“I said Kaistal is rushed is because of the timing [a Pann post did say that this pairing was supposed to be outed during June – July]. So by now you already know how SM has all these dating stun bullshit, right? And how they control every fucking thing. 

Okay, so kai is actually paired with two ppl originally, krystal and yoona (back in 2012), but when RV debuted, they decided to add seulgi to the list too. Kai’s pairing is actually decided to be much much much later, who the fuck knows when, all I know is it’s not supposed to be now.

Back to the plot. So if you observe every fucking thing like I am, you would notice that SM was still experimenting with Kai’s pairing, in short they didn’t fucking know who the fuck was his final pairing yet so they were still baiting the public with each to see which get more response.

If you remember that chinese translation post, it says that kai is the kind that don’t like doing all this pairing bullshit, right? 

So that’s why even though kaistal is planned since forever [in 2012 – like that insider 2012 post has stated], their moment back in 2012-2014 are all brief and it’s not even actually a moment, just a moment of delulu ahaks.. ha.

Anyway, SM has told Kai that he will be paired with yoona or krystal since 2012, but since kai is such a freaking rebel, he don’t obey it, or at least not 100%, that’s why all those kaistal or seulkai moment are all half assed and not even deserving to call a moment lol, but whatever, i’m not here to bullshit on ppl’s ship (i am). SO to rank the kai’s ship that SM plan, 1- kaistal 2- yoonaxkai 3- seulkai (priorities here).

Let’s start with Yoonaxkai pairing shall we? 

So they start from that W live magazine photoshoot with seohyun back in 2012, where kai brought his puppy, i’m sure you guys know what i’m talking about. and you guys know how he was like, “ohh noona so pretty my dog is shy”. BUT it stopped there, why?

Because yoona dated seunggi that’s why. so the ship was discontinued

but oh?

Suddenly in Jan 2015 they decided that hey, maybe we can bring back the yoona x kai pairing, because why? Cause we’re SM and we don’t know his fucking final pairing, so there came the random ass Elle photoshoot where he was asked about the bulshit Q like what do you think of yoona and we saw you greet her and all that shit. 

Obviously if you little cute mind ppl don’t catch on, SM did this Elle photoshoot because they wanted to test the public reaction to the ship, like I said, they were still EXPERIMENTING. But oh no, the public only considered the pairing as brother sister, so the ship sink like Titanic *sobs*

Moving on to seulkai pairing, if you guys are curious little shit like me, you would be aware of this ship going around for a while now. 

WHY? because they happen to be friend when they are trainee, and yes there is actually a pic that they took together back then (with a group of ppl), unlike kaistal that is said to be friends since trainee days by DP but even sasaengs never heard of it (oh the horror) and also because bored ppl like shipping ppl with exo or more specifically kai.

So basically this seulkai ship is based on them being friends since trainee days, which tbh, how the fuck do you guys knows they are that close of a friend? huh? okay, whatever.

Back to the point. This pairing started when ppl saw Kai whisper to seulgi cute little ear at Gayo Daejun back in 2014, and that apparently blares the fucking fire in hormonal teenagers’ heart, so the boat sail. 

And then the press conference shit happens where seulgi, wendy and kai is the representative and some ppl were like, “Aww look at kai being shy with seulgi and him looking down” and also the one from SBS GAYO DAEJUN 2015 where he allegedly acted shy because seulgi was 5 m away from him even though if ppl weren’t so delulu they would know that kai was entertained by his fellow sunbae Shinee.

Anyway, this ship sail, still sailing eldorado. Ugh I like this song too much. So basically all these moments are planned by SM even though kaistal is still the main ship, they are still experimenting to see which got more response, which the ship does get a lot of response too, but not as much as kaistal unfortunately for those hormonal teenagers and some ahjummas. Please don’t be so naive to believe it’s not SM doing or I’m going to deck ur face.

And finally to the glorious ship of our focus, kaistal. 

so this ship started when ppl see kai rubbing his water bottle down krystal fragile arm because he was too busy staring at smth else that I don’t care about, so ppl was like, “look as how horny kai is that he even approach girls with a water fucking bottle”, so the ship started and it has been sailing steadily for 3 years, but then suddenly on July 2015 came the long awaited photoshoot of kaistal+taemin the so called ‘third wheeler’ [W magazine].

So if you guys are still turtles, this photoshoot came cause SM want to test the response, and they decided to add taemin because they think it’s subtle which is bullshit for a veteran company, but in the end taemin as the buffer works and ppl believes it (people *sigh*).

When this photoshoot came out ppl went wild and even burn a fucking car, because it was riot and all that shit. So it’s safe to say the response was flaming hot and SM was happy with the result, and they decided to go with kaistal as the final ship (with seulkai as the side dish and maybe a sprinkle of yoonaxkai). p/s: no one burn a fucking car… it was millions of it (i know my joke aren’t funny, stop wincing at it).

So now you get the histories of all these ships right? So move on to the theory or maybe it’s the truth and i’m just a very good watson or sherlock, whatever.

If you guys are a very practical observer like me, you would notice that kai airport fashion style has changed to fancy when Sep hit the 2015 calendar (Just 2 months after that W photoshoot).

And by then I already find that it’s suspicious cause we all know that the guy can’t even wear socks to save his own fucking life and suddenly he be wearing all these fancy ass shits? Nu-uh, something is going on here.

So you know the stages to know if idol is dating (if they have vehicles, change of styles, specific ideal type etc.. all that crap). Kai obviously tick most of the requirement of this list, so around that time people would be suspecting him being dating which he is indeed 'dating’ and then bam! DP said it’s kaistal.

At this time period (Sept 2015) SM already started what I call “Kaistal project”, it’s a lame ass name, i know. Need to remind you guys, SM was STILL EXPERIMENTING at this time, meaning they are still lax about releasing that they are 'dating’.

So when MAMA 2015 came is when shit got real, i’m too lazy to explain but there’s this gif of all of the member looking at kai when krystal is giving her speech and him singin krystal part in 4 walls and you know how that went and the response, like I said, SM was still half experimenting half confirming their final ship, that’s why you guys see side dishes of seulkai sometimes.

 And then GDA happened and people saw that kai pushed sehun aside to stand besides his beloved pseudo gf. Y’all know how it all went.

I’m just going to jump into random topic cause my thoughts is a mess.

Dispatch already made an agreement with SM that SM will give them some spicy couple every few years, or i think it’s just some spicy burritos. 

Anyways, they had this agreement, so that DP pictures you see of kaistal restaurant, with them not wearing any disguise or mask even though it’s a public restaurant and there’s many cars so many people, that shit is fake af, im sure you know it.

Those pics, they are shoot around Feb-March, meaning that dispatch and SM already shot that picts when the the two group ain’t busy, it’s just a theory, who told you to read this, feed your own curiosity.

[This is gonna sound very delulu – tbh even for me lol]

The imagination story goes that SM was relaxing in their office drinking Starbucks coffee in the middle of March (or perhaps around September bc that’s when the gay rumour started in Korean sites) when someone barged in while holding kaisoo kissin pics and the horror ensued

OMG why the fuck is there suddenly kaisoo picts? 

remember that rumour around the end of 2014 that some Chinese fans claimed that they have pictures of kaisoo kissing at backstage after Japan concert? And they said they were reluctant to release it, asking ppl ‘should we post it?’ and some ppl were like ‘NO YOU’LL RUIN THEIR LIFE’ and some were like ‘these two bitches are lying’

So the thing is that Dispatch (or probably other media outlets – DP isn’t the only one who loves juicy gossips) already collecting proves of kaisoo being real and undeniable proof at that, since forever, since kaisoo is speculate to be real af, please go read that article about a news outlet wanting to release a gay idol couple and they are preparing for the oncoming lawsuit from the respective company (means the company is BIG) and blah blah blah.

If it was DP who barged in, the scenario would prob be like “muahaha i have a new thing to come up with that can give me serious cash flow” and SM panicking and be like, “how could u do this, we had an agreement, we agreed on me giving kaistal or whoever kai pairing i will give since i’m so fucking indecisive after giving y’all baekyeon”, DP : “well i have better things to come out with and this is what i will come up with *kaisoo pics make its appearance*” and they be spitting shit to each other and then they made an agreement that DP will release kaistal pic in April as April Fools (its a joke) to cover that kaisoo [or perhaps to make public believe ‘bish they aint gay’ so the gay rumour that is being alleged on him would be nullified]. 

That’s why I said that kaistal dating news are rushed, they were supposed to be much much later, but because DP got their hand on kaisoo pic FINALLY after years of collecting JUSTIFYING proofs, they had to release it in April.

So the summary of this theory is that;

kaistal plan already started in september 2015, airport fashion changed, kaistal rumor circulate on Pann, MAMA shit happens, GDA shits happens, and then SM got a ‘surprise motherfucker’ visit from kaisoo proof, then SM rearranged the agreement making kaistal to be released in April (Fool) instead of June – July (like that Pann post has said)”

This is just a made up story/theory, mkay? We don’t know for sure if SM does this to cover the gay – although it’s obvious (at least for me) that they do this to boost their newest group and covering krishan issue. And it’s obvious (again, at least for me) that the scandal has been arranged before by SM and DP.  

Tbh I think I’m gonna get hates or mocks on bc of this… but oh well, it’s not my first time anyway. Go make fun of my delulunessss lol

bihexualwitch  asked:

Hey, I happened upon your blog and saw that you believe that Sherlock is trans. How come? This is the first head cannon I've heard of this and I'm truly curious about your answer. What's your thought process? Thanks!

WOW BOY okay this is my first time actually being asked this question so here we fucking go!?!??! (edit upon actually having typed this all out: HOLY FUCK; read more:)

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Why is h//ang the foo/ l trash?

okay, so, i want to be clear here: im a fanfic writer myself. i havent posted much for this fandom, but i DO write, and i know how hard it can be. so take me seriously when i say that i really dont like shitting on other authors, but this mess really is inexcusable. im gonna explain, but THIS link right here will also help a lot for anyone reading this. if you want to start from the beginning you can add a /chrono to the end of the link. also this is going to be stupid long because ive held this in for awhile so. readmore.

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i was working on a tomco mix on 8tracks and i started just rambling abt them in the description so . i Moved The Party here to tumblr. this post was SUPPOSED to be about headcanons but honestly its just me going thru tom’s friendenemies actions

oh my god okay like. so in friendenemies the second marco is like “wait no we’re gonna miss the marathon we have to go”, a crack forms in toms Mental Stability. his thought process is as follows: “but..id rather just hang here… is he not having a good time? i thought everything was going well?” and then “fuck he really wants to leave. everythings falling apart, shit shit shit” and “he only came along for the tickets he doesnt actually care fuck i thought-” and thats where theres only a strand left of his Mental Stability. when marco becomes truly adamant about leaving, tht thread snaps and tom loses it. he lashes out because for the first time since star, someone seemed to actually legitimately like his company. he thinks so heavily that marco was only there for movie tickets while he legitimately had grown to care for marco, and it fucks him up.

im not saying that he was in love or anything, but here’s the deal: tom is seriously fucking lonely and probably has equally-as-serious abandonment issues. i know that feeling well, and i know how easy it is to latch onto anyone who will give you the time of day. that’s exactly what happened to tom, whether he was aware of it or not - and im betting that he wasnt. im betting that he was just enjoying marco’s company and then marco wants to leave and theres sirens going off in his head, screaming at him that something bad is happening and to fucking fix it. the thing is that tom doesn’t know how to do that right now. his sense of ‘do this, dont do that’ is gone, and anyone whos ever experienced an anxiety or panic attack knows what im talking about. rationality leaves you in times like that. because anger is so deeply ingrained into tom, its his default when hes afraid or really nervous. you could even take it further and say tom’s anger is his armor. tom thinks that hes already lost another person that he cares about, and that terrifies him. 

aaaaaaaaanyways, in his anger and upset and hurt, he lashes out at marco. he gets aggressive and insults the very thing that got marco to hang out w him. lets go deeper into that action, yeah? in tom’s mind, the mackie hand movies are more important to marco than tom is. in tom’s mind, marco doesn’t give two fucks about tom. that is what he’s truly upset about. failing the anger management test is what tom (and marco, for that matter) thinks the issue is. the test failure really only had a small part and is what served as his mental breaking point.

from there, tom goes “u like this thing? well fuck this thing, because u like this thing more than me” and rips + burns the tickets. marco, up until this point, was in shock + trying to process everything. now, everything falls into place and marco realizes thinks that all of this was just tom being fake for a prize ribbon.

im going to do more action/thought analyzation here instead of continuing. at this point, both tom and marco think that the other person had ulterior motives and that the day’s events weren’t sincere. and honestly? thats something worthy of note. it should be noted that the day wouldnt have happened if it werent for tom’s test and marco’s love for mackie hand. ive only seen one person (whose post is way better than mine) touch upon the fact that tom picked marco for the test (im not gonna go into the test itself bc uve surely seen the episode, you know the context). and like, that’s super important. you can’t look over anything in this episode tbfh??? u cant. imo, the reasons why tom picked marco are:

          - he cant pick star (meaning he cant lie and pick someone he likes instead). hes trying to get over her and he knows she wouldnt agree to it anyways. plus brian isnt a Fool he knows how tom feels abt star

         - we dont know who tom actually Hates The Most but i very very Very highly doubt it was marco. before the ping pong episode? probably. but not afterwards. and from there, theres two different branches. A) he doesnt actually have someone specific that he Hates The Most, so marco’s the next best thing (even tho he doesnt actually Hate him) or B) picking the person he Hates The Most would mean automatic failure, so he goes with one of the few people he can actually stand the company of

for whatever reason, tom wasnt all that truthful to brian’s rule and picked marco. and mackie hand was the ribbon on the skeptical package (meaning the thing that convinced marco to agree to hanging out. i mean, there was star too but he was still skeptical even after she encouraged him). if it werent for mackie hand, i dont really think that marco would have agreed to hanging out alone w tom.

MOVING ON LOL. so marcos real pissed @ tom for being a Liar Liar Pants On Fire and kicks the door down, yadda yadda yadda. tom realizes at the “and i was dumb enough to believe it” line that Oh Shit Marco Actually Did Have A Good Time With Me, I Fucked Up. now marco is hurt while toms like No Wait NVM, so he tries to convince marco that it wasnt all about the test. he knows that the test was what sparked it, though: he knows he cant lie to him again, and all he can back up is his passion for love sentence. obviously, that didnt fix anything. so toms like Shit What Do I Do, then his mind goes “oH” and jumps into goddamn singing marco a love song. that also happens to be marcos “second favorite love sentence song, by the way”.

fuckin gay much lol

so when marco starts singing along, tom goes like OK OK THATS GOOD THIS IS GOOD and runs out to marco w open gotdam arms. he wants marco to like him so bad lmao he craves that reassurance and affection and marco’s the first person to have given it to him in a long time. marco has accepted tom’s Song Apology but hes still hurt. tom still lied to him, and sorry doesnt mend all wounds. again, tom tries to find something to fix it, and we all know what that the “something” was 

so marco’s like Holy Shit and thanks tom, and the exchange is really fucking sincere. the look that they exchange is enough to make it clear enough lmao im not even gonna bother w that

(yes i stole the picture from pigeoncoos’ post, sue me)(actually dont, im poor)

they try to see the movie, blah blah blah

also: the whole “i still dont like you” stuff? idk what that even means, honestly. the best i can do is agree w pidgeoncoos saying that it was more of a callback to how they started off. dont ask me pal i dont know shit about that one

Kings of the Course

Summary: The one where Dan happens to be a famous pro golfer and Phil is his boyfriend. 

a/n: this is honestly just fluffy fluff and has nothing really to do with Dan being a golfer. i wanted to write something like that but then i soon realized that i had no clue how real golf worked so you know. oops. and i dont know how to spell amateur/amature 

Whenever Phil Lester entered the golf grounds he always felt out of place. He always wears a normal t-shirt and jeans instead of the khakis and polo shirt that was expected of him. Phil had been going to these games for a while and always wore the same thing, refusing to oblige to the normal country club standards set upon him.

Phil actually used to despise the idea of golf, most people did actually. That was until Dan Howell swept the scene and won everyone over with his young boyish charm, including Phil. He took over social media, soon his follower rating going through the roof. Girls found his looks to die for, and Phil couldn’t say he disagreed.

Many golf fans were outraged at first, thinking that they only let this amateur play because of his good looks. They were soon proved wrong because it so happened that Dan Howell was amazing at golf.

Dan’s fame became to rise and the number of girls that were in love with him did too. It was almost impossible for Dan to come out to the public as gay. He was finally sick of having to hide and followed in Tom Daley’s footsteps by posting a short video about how he had found a boy that made him so happy.

Phil Lester was proud to call himself that boy.

Surprisingly enough the outcome wasn’t as negative as expected. Some of the girls were upset at first, but soon realized they barely had a chance with him when they thought he was straight and decided to support him on it. There was obviously hate, but Dan always told Phil that coming home to him made it easy to ignore.

Phil wasn’t let off so easy either, seeing as the majority of the hate was directed at him. Dan’s lady fans weren’t as impressed with Phil’s looks, and all thought he was mooching off Dan’s fame and money. Dan sometimes caught Phil reading tweets on twitter saying things like ‘my question is why dan would go for such an ugly man? lmfao’ and ‘he is unemployed! he is just dating dan for the money!’ Little did they know that Phil inherited a quite large amount of cash when his parents passed away.

This was one of those particular nights where Dan was out doing promotion and Phil sat at home alone trying to stop the tears from falling down his face. He thought about all the mean words and his parents. He wrapped himself in the duvet they shared and inhaled the comforting scent. He was so concentrated on trying to calm his breathing he didn’t hear his boyfriend enter the room.

Dan lifted up the duvet and wrapped his arms around Phil. He pressed kisses onto the back of his neck.

“You’re beautiful.” He whispered into Phil’s ear. Phil turned into Dan and pressed his face against his chest.

“I love you.” Dan spoke again, laying them both down on the bed and wrapping them in the blankets. They both eventually fell asleep, Phil much happier than before.

The next morning Phil woke up to an empty bed. He stretched out his arms and legs and lifted himself from the bed, praying Dan wasn’t gone already. He walked into the kitchen finding Dan sitting next to a variety of different breakfast foods.

“Whats this?” Phil asked smiling.

“Just the start to our day together.” Dan stated plainly. He handed Phil a warm cup of coffee and prepared him a plate of pancakes and fruit.

“Our day together?” Phil questioned.

“Yep. I’m calling it the Phan Extravaganza.” Phil laughed.

“Phan? Isn’t that what your fans call us?”

“Thats what our fans call us love.” Phil laughed again at his boyfriends silliness. On the inside Phil was ecstatic. Dan was going to be home all day with him. He quickly finished his breakfast, thanking Dan for preparing such a delicious meal.

“So do we just get to hang out here all day and cuddle?” Phil asked hopeful. He hadn’t had a good couch cuddle in forever.

“Nope. I have events planned.” Dan smirked.

His smile faltered. “Events?” Phil moaned. “But cuddling…”

“There will be plenty of time for that later.” Dan chuckled as he stood up. Phil followed but stopped Dan in his tracks by wrapping his arms around his neck.

“But Daannnn.” Phil complained more into his boyfriends neck. Dan hoisted Phil’s legs around him and carried him like a child. That was definitely one of the main perks of dating a professional athlete. His biceps never seemed to fail.

“I love you.” Dan said laughing.

“I love you too.” Phil said giving up. He kissed Dan’s cheek. The brown haired boy carried Phil into the bedroom laying him on the bed. Dan quickly got dressed in a black t-shirt and jeans. He pulled out Phil’s lion shirt from their wardrobe and handed it to him.

“Oh no.” Phil said searching for a plain colored shirt.

“What? This is your favorite shirt Phil.”

“I think it makes me look childish.” Phil admitted, digging further into the wardrobe.

“You do? Or someone else said you do?” Dan questioned. Dan came up close behind his boyfriend, Phil felt his breath on the back of his neck.

“If you care what other people think so much love, I think the shirt makes you look sexy.” Dan whispered in his ear, giving Phil chills. Dan kissed the back of his neck before disappearing into the bathroom to get ready. 

They eventually left their flat and decided to shop first. They each got a couple of new shirts and Phil ended up getting a galaxy jacket that Dan kept telling him he looked beautiful in.

They ended up eating in a small cafe where only a few people recognized Dan, but didn’t want to bother the couple so left them alone. They finished their meals and Dan took Phil to the last place he expected.

“Mini golf Dan? Really?” Phil was confused but still smiling.

“Figured you could use a few pointers.” Phil was about to object, but then thought about Dan’s arms wrapped around him helping him play. Phil was actually really good a golf, the mini type especially, but he wasn’t about to admit that. Phil also wasn’t about to admit that Sharpay Evans did the exact same thing to get Troy Bolton’s arms around her.

And so he didn’t, and Dan’s arms found their way around Phil’s hips holding his hands in place around the putter. Phil shook his ass into Dan’s hips.

“My god Phil. It’s like you are trying to kill me.” Dan gasped a little.

“You caught me. I want the famous Daniel Howell dead, so I can take his place in the spotlight.” Phil turned and wiggled his eyebrows.

“But who would teach you to play golf?” Dan giggled. Phil kissed his cheek lightly.

“Who ever said I needed teaching?” Phil took the club from Dan’s grasp and placed the neon colored ball on the ground. He positioned himself like his Dad had taught him when he was little and sunk a hole in one. Phil looked up to see Dan looking rather impressed.

“Do you have any other secrets hidden in that cute little body of yours?” Dan questioned smirking. Phil walked up and wrapped his arms around his boyfriends neck.

“I think you know everything by now Daniel.” Phil whispered.

Dan closed the distance between their lips. Phil ran his hands under Dan’s shirt feeling his boyfriends perfect body. Dan disconnected their lips.

“Phil we are at a children’s miniature golf course.”

“So what?”

“Children’s Phil.” Phil withdrew his hands from Dan’s shirt.

“Fine, but you can assure I will have my way with you later.”

“Not if I have my way with you first.”

“Don’t try me Howell. I will kick your butt in this game of minigolf and leave you to wallow in your own embarrassment.”

“You think you can beat the player at his own game?”

“Oh I know I can, love.” Phil quoted Dan. Dan laughed.

Dan really love Phil, but he totally wasn’t going to let him win.


because I am already so in love with this show (but it could be EVEN BETTER!!)

first a quick q&a

did you see the show? nope, i’m on the other side of the country.

so how did– downloaded the audio recording of the whole show. no, i can’t share it.

so who did you get it from? I AINT NO SNITCH

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 >> (other than the continually fabulous melissa mccarthy).

honestly I never make posts plugging films or tv shows because i’m just too lazy or don’t care enough, but i came back from watching this last night and havent stopped thinking about how fantastic it was.

ok so for those of you that don’t know, spy is essentially a movie about melissa mccarthy’s character susan cooper, whose a mild-mannered analyst for the CIA that ends up taking a field job that takes unexpected twists and turns. aside from being hysterically AND CONSISTENTLY funny (which so many comedy films lack, with the best parts already shown in the trailer!! not the case here!!) here are a couple reasons to spend $11 on seeing spy instead of anything else in theatres right now

aside from maybe jurassic world. still go see that.

  • the action is legitimate. the same kind of stunts that you see chiseled men doing in moves like james bond or mission impossible flicks, are in here
  • if youre scared of it becoming too gun-and-lead-blazing action-y, don’t be. some of the best moments are imbued with moments of comedy that come from dismantling tropes or stereotypical spy scenes with real life (think the scene in the trailer were jude law sneezes and accidentally pulls his trigger)
  • nor do you have to worry about it getting too campy. like i mentioned above, most moments of comedy stem from ruining too-perfect moments you’ve seen in other action movies with mistakes or missteps you’ll recognize from your own life
  • the ladies get a higher percentage of the badassery than the men!! VALAR MORGHULIS ALL MEN MUST DIE BUT WE ARE NOT MEN
  • mccarthy’s character is not fatshamed once. not once. nor do they make a joke of her weight - she doesn’t wheeze after running 50 meters or get rude nicknames. the only time she is intentionally made out to be “dumpy” is when she is undercover, in obviously ridiculous and unflattering clothes
  • on that note, there’s also age diversity! one of the major supporting characters, susan’s best friend nancy, is played by 42-year-old miranda hart. the director of the CIA is allison janney, who is 55. even the film’s sexpot-mafia-heiress raina is played by a 35 year old actress (rose byrne). it’s not much, but it’s a start!!
  • tbh any movie that uses the phrase “limp-dick unicorn” has my whole heart so
  • susan is in love with her uber-handsome, hella-smooth field agent partner bradley fine (NOT A SPOILER DONT WORRY) played by jude law. who, ya, looks p good. anyway. when she finally vocalizes her love for him, she is not made out to be pathetic, hapless, or hopeless, even though another character is trying to make her appear as all these things at the time
  • also honestly guys its just funny as fuck

SO YEAH. THERE WE GO. a bunch of reasons for you to slink away from this disgusting summer heat to see spy and laugh off like 3 popsicles worth of calories at your local theater.

disclaimer, though. i’ve only seen the movie once now, so i could be missing some problematic or offensive themes or bits within the film. the movie is not perfect, and has very serious and disappointing drawbacks. it lacks racial diversity and uses ableist language at least once.

 if anyone has a problem with any of the points im more than happy to remove or edit them!! just let me know!!


porn [L.H+C.H]

merry christmas. the rolling stones article lowkey made me not want to post this but idk I’m doing it anyways and I am not in a good mood rn so


Luke flipped the laptop up, showing the tabs opened up recently. He almost fell off the bed as he looked at the history of the device that he and Calum shared.

Gay fucking porn.

His mouth went dry as he skimmed through the pages full of it, rough, threesomes, anal fisting, all of it. All right here.

“Hey Luke?” He heard from downstairs. Luke quickly shut the laptop as he heard Calum’s footsteps coming up the stairs.

“Y-yeah?” He stuttered guiltily, earning a confused look from Calum.

“Whatcha doing there buddy?” He asked amusingly.

He just stared wide eyed at the kiwi boy in front of him, picturing him laying on this bed and getting off to watching two guys fuck. He wasn’t supposed to be thinking this way about his best friend, but these thoughts went straight to his pants.


“What?” He asked awkwardly.

“You..have um..a problem..” He motioned to Luke’s pants and he couldve sworn to god his face could’ve exploded from the embarrassment.

They sat there in awkward silence as he eyed the laptop and the “problem” in Luke’s jeans.

“S-sorry I..” He started to get up from the bed until a voice stopped him.

“Wait, what were you watching?”

“Nothing..” Luke said quietly, looking at him cowardly. “The real question is what were you watching.” He gained some nerve and opened the lid, showing the list of gay porn Calum had ventured upon.

“Oh um-”

He cut him off by clicking one of the links, being directed towards moving images of sweaty muscular guys together in bed, the darker one thrusting roughly into the other.

“You like this Calum?” He said moving the laptop towards calum so he could see the video playing. His breathing visibly quickened as the video progressed and a “daddy” escaped one of the showboy’s lips.

He bit his lip and slowly moved it away from reach, hopping off the bed and going near the black haired flustered boy.

“You like being called daddy?” The taller boy whispered, slowly kissing the nape of his neck.

“L-Luke..” He whined, running his cold finger along his side tenderly.

“mmm daddy, does that feel good?” Luke asked, sucking tentatively on the spot above Calum’s ear, proudly getting him to shudder in front.

“Get on the bed.” Calum said dominantly, gently pushing Luke’s tall body from his. The Maori boy climbed onto the blonde boy’s, roughly kissing his lips. He bit down on his bottom lip, scoring a moan.

Calum teasingly palmed Luke through his jeans, which were growing increasingly tight and difficult to restrain his growing length.

“Calum, d-dont be a tease..” He breathed, bucking his hips up for any friction available. The older boy listened to his demands and quickly slipped Luke’s jeans down his legs, then his, then the remaining of their clothing until they were left in their tight boxer briefs just begging to be taken off.

Luke was the more desperate of the two, quickly trying to yank Calum’s down his legs. They flipped around so that Luke was straddling Calum’s waist,, his aching cock hard and red tipped, already leaking precum.

“Now lets get these off of you, baby boy.” Calum whispered, pulling the black boxer briefs off of Luke’s long legs.

His hard length was basically throbbing as Luke took it into his hand, starting to pump slowly.

“No no princess,, I’ll take care of that for you.” Calum mumbled, flipping them over again, moving down so that his mouth was level with Luke’s di.ck.

His soft lips slowly wrapped around Luke’s tip, not going further than a few kitten licks at the leaking top. After Luke tugging on his hair begging for him to go deeper, Calum gave in.

He wrapped his hand around the blonde boy’s shaft, giving a few pumps as luke’s dick thrusted into his mouth. It hit the back of his throat but Calum kept going until Luke’s pornographic moans turned even more whiny, curses leaving his beautiful lips.

“I’m c-close.” He whined, gripping tightly onto the sheets beside him. Knowing if he pushed him off the edge right now, it would be too quick when his time came, (no pun intended), so he lifted off luke, a ‘pop’ sound leaving his lips as he parted with the blonde’s unsatisfied dick.

“Calum” Luke whined incessantly, obviously desperate.

The Maori boy leaned down, kissing luke’s submissive lips once again. He caught the younger boy’s bottom lip between his teeth, gently pulling on it, earning a loud moan from the other.

“Just fuck me already.” Luke groaned, so Calum did just that.

“Stand up.” Luke looked at him quizzingly, unaware of Calum’s plans. “I’m gonna fuck you against that wall.” Luke’s eyes widened at the bluntness of his tone and speech, but nevertheless obeyed.

He quickly found himself pressed against the wall, a hot and bothered Calum squeezing his ass roughly, lifting him up so he could wrap his long legs around his waist. The make out session progressed until Luke was practically begging to be fucked.

“Shit..I don’t have any condoms, I didn’t know this would happen.” Calum said between kisses to Luke’s pale and flawless neck.

“I don’t care.”

“But Luke-”

“Please daddy..” Luke whispered directly into Calum’s ear, sending a chill down his spine. He complied, though risky (use protection kids x),,

Calum lined himself up with the shaking boy, pushing only his tip in at first, not knowing if Luke had ever been prepped in his life.

“Go daddy..I’m ready..” Luke said quietly, head leaning back already. Calum panted as he slid into him, the feeling of Luke around him warm and tight already euphoric.

“Fuckkk” Calum moaned, letting Luke adjust before pulling out and shoving back in. Small moans left Luke’s lips as the whole scene repeated itself over and over, the only sound that and the sound of skin slapping. Calum’s hand ventured to Luke’s aching cock, slowly rubbing the tip with his rough fingertip.

“C-Calum mmm” Luke whined submissively, his fingernails leaving long scratches down Calum’s back which was definitely going to give away their little deed from today.

“You like this Luke? You like being fucked against the wall?” He panted, holding onto Luke’s waist for dear life as he continued thrusting in and out of him.

“Are you gonna cum soon for daddy?” Calum whispered by Luke’s lips, which led to just that.

Luke’s cum coated Calum’s chest in white ribbons, one of Luke’s hands wrapped around his own length to speed the process. The way he yelled Calum’s name and continuously clenched around him as he came sent Calum into a state of complete pleasure, pulling out of Luke and releasing onto his tummy. Calum fingers rubbed Luke’s prostate, helping him ride out his amazing high.

Calum carried the tall boy back to the bed, letting both of them fall on their backs exhausted.

“I am so glad I watched that porn.”


i think !! this is probably one of the most important parts of the opening and idc if someone already made a post about this (i just watched the episode, so i havent looked at the tumblr tag)

but anyway!! at first i was concerned about how makoto was put with monokuma’s “despair side”, but after thinking about it it’s the other way around. makoto is placed where monokuma’s “hope side” (since their design was made to show both hope and despair) usually is, and since he’s the ultimate hope that makes a lot of sense.

now though, i’m concerned about kyoko’s side. contrary from makoto, she’s taking monokuma’s despair side. now, i dont know if they’re popular but there are some theories about how kyoko is the traitor (which i dont believe 100% but i’m still considering it, just like rn i’m considering almost all theories). we know that kyouko and makoto are very close to each other, and we can see that in the first game, in this ep, and in the opening, where kyouko is falling and makoto tries to “save her”.

what i’m trying to say is that kyouko will obviously try to protect naegi (and asahina, but i will talk about them in another post later on). so maybe, just maybe, she will try to protect him so much that she will stop thinking about other’s safety and them surviving too, which in a way would make her look like the bad guy for a bit. i mean, despite kyouko helping to save everyone in the trials in trigger happy havoc, no one completely trusted her until later on. why? because she is reserved, shows a cold side, and doesn’t wear her real, current emotions in her face.

in that point, you could say that kyouko is similar to munakata, and i dont know about you but from just this episode, i know that i should be wary about munakata and whatever he’ll do next (especially if you think about his relationship to the first victim and his role as “future foundation’s hope”, according to yukizome).

this could be out of character for kyouko, but if you think about many moments in the first game, it is said that didn’t care about the other students. just like byakuya, kyouko had started to help naegi because she thought he was useful and could help everyone (which includes her, of course).

and this post is becoming really long and i dont want to make this a mess, so i’ll leave it at this. please hmu to share any theories that you have !!