i think i need to reevaluate my life choices

Sparks Chapter 10

Pairing: Bucky(POV) X Reader(POV) ft. other characters from the avengers team

Word Count: 5.5K

Summary: The avengers celebrate Thanksgiving at a bar together. y/n reveals something about her past to Bucky and they discuss their thoughts on ‘love’. After a lovely night the mole plans an attack to taunt y/n.

A/N: This is a story about two people building a great friendship and then slowly falling in love. y/n is a strong, independent, and smart scientist. She meets Bucky when she wakes him up from cryo sleep and they become friends. This is going to have all the angst / best friends falling in love / fluff / drama / & eventual smut ;) that I can possibly fit in it. This fic is going to be looong! So far my document is like 30,000 words. So editing is hard If you catch any grammatical or formatting errors let me know.

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anonymous asked:

I think I need to reevaluate my life choices. I just turned down two separate girls to hang out because I was playing Warhammer.

No need for reevaluation, just invite them to play too next time. Everybody wins (except the filthy xenos and heretics I presume you’re crushing on the field of battle).

Simsrena: It’s a birthday!

I was hoping to get this update out a little earlier than tonight but I er… I ran into a few issues…

I thought I lost my Simsrena game…

All that hard work!!! All that time I’ve wasted dedicated to my babies sims!!!! I’ll have to start all over again and who knows if they’ll ever have a Cam or twins again or if they’ll even like each other this time! AND THAT HOUSE!!! THAT HOUSE THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD!!!!! AND THE LENGTH OF TIME IT TOOK TO GET BERNIE AND SERENA TO WOOHOO!!!! 

Originally posted by jenesuispasunefilleparfaite

So after some mild panicking… LOL! It wasn’t mild, there was nothing mild about my level of panic! I mean, I’m surprised that my neighbours didn’t come to check on me - there were some very interesting words that left my mouth at a high pitched frequency. 

So what did I do? I called my sims guru - aka The Girlfriend.

All hail The Girlfriend for calming my arse down enough to get me to restart my game… All was where it should be when I rebooted.

Originally posted by nbcthevoice

Anyhoo, life in Simsland got off to a busy start once I got the bloody game going. It’s Cam’s birthday! YEY! Which means, despite the fact that Bernie and Serena had only just gotten to bed after being up all night with the twins, Cam still thought it was a great idea to wake them up at 6am. Oh the joys of being a parent!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAM!

Woohoo! And they even had cake (which Serena had to make twice because the first one she started eating before Cam came downstairs… don’t worry babe, we’ve all been there. Am I right?). I have no idea where the twins are

So Cam, you’re another year older. You’re getting closer and closer to the day you’ll go to university, leave home, get a job and pay your own bills and pay rent that is way higher than it should ever be which means you can never save enough money to put down a deposit on your own place…

Originally posted by asktheboywholived

Cam obviously got a lot of birthday presents seeing as though he’s… yeah I have no idea how old he is now. But he can sleep in a normal bed now so that’s… good? Sims are weird. And I still have no idea where the twins are.

His favourite present, and one I can’t get him to stop playing with, is his phone. A PHONE! I had to wait until I was 13 until I got my first fucking phone. My life was like, so hard!

Anyway, Cam has been walking around taking pictures of everything. Enjoy a flirty Serena! This is not the time to mention that I took at least 20 screenshots of this picture because they’re fucking simulated versions of fictional characters and I do not have a problem!

With age, also comes responsibility or so I’m told, I actually have no idea. Responsibility? I don’t know what that is but it must have something to do with spending your evenings playing the Sims, right? Let me google it and he’s learning to help out around the house. His room is still a bloody mess but he’s now much happier being a big brother to Jason and Ellie!

I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS!

So if you ask me, it looked like Cam had a pretty awesome day. And obviously, Bernie was a little sad at how quickly he’s growing up. 

There were lots of hugs…

Lots of pictures on Cam’s new phone…

And lots of our Big Macho Army Medic being the badass BMAM that she is!

And then this made me think of this…

Originally posted by drfrankentweed

Oh god… I’m having a Bernie Wolfe attack… someone send for help….

Originally posted by chasespero

That’ll do. Thanks babe!

And cause I can’t help myself, lets end this on another one of Cam’s photos….

This was obviously supposed to be a post about Cam and him having a birthday but… what can I say? I got distracted. I have Berena on the mind and I’m not even sorry about it. 

And just to be clear, I do not need to reevaluate my life choices and reflect on what the wrong or right depending on how look at it turn was that brought me here.

Originally posted by xjustpaul

Actually, I think I really do need help. SAVE ME FROM THIS MADNESS!!!! But not right now cause I’m still having fun

Things I have learned from Fifty Shades of Grey (part 7/?)
  1. This will be the least funny post so far, because, truth is, this is annoying the bejesus out of me and the day I finish the poor excuse of a novel will be the happiest day of the year/possibly of my life.
  2. Being honest with Christian attracts worry and shuddering, because of course you should fear your boyfriend’s wrath when you’re confessing something honest to him. This is the key to a good relationship: fear.
  3. Being on your fourth marriage qualifies you as an expert on men. Uh-huh. Sure. As much of an expert as I am in the mating habits of the leafy seadragon.
  4. For such a bright, witty, beautiful young woman you have some real self-esteem issues – for once, I agree with Christian on something. Is the world coming to an end?
  5. “I can’t touch you if you say no” – Christian has boundries. Alert the presses. The world *is* coming to an end. At the same time, saying no turns him on. Blue balls? Blue balls.
  6. Christian tells Ana that she needs to be honest with him. I agree with this. *shudder* I actually agree with Christian. How can you expect any relationship (dysfunctional or not) to work if there’s no honesty?
  7. Does this woman not own any dresses? Every time she’s wearing one of Kate’s. If I were Kate, I’d start charging. Imagine the financial advantages. It’s not that important and/or funny, but at this point I’m stretched so thin with this book that everything annoys me.
  8. The e-mails have reached a new level of “are you fucking kidding me with this shit?”.
  9. E-mail sex? Fucking kill me already and end my misery because NO.
  10. The only good thing about the e-mails is that they take far more space on the page and I manage to flip through them faster. Other than that… they’re just so bad. Think…car wreck bad. Global warming bad. Natural disaster movie bad.
  11. STOP CALLING YOUR LAPTOP A MEAN MACHINE. Why? Whyyyy?
  12. Ana asks herself how pictures get on the internet. I’m half laughing, half crying. This is so bad.
  13. This author reaaaaaaaaaaaally likes to repeat herself. A lot. All the time. Someone please give her a distionary and thesaurus for Christmas. She is in dire need of them.
  14. „Holy fuck, he’s here”. – Seriously? The guy can’t leave her alone for two days? To anyone thinking this is romantic, it’s really really not. Reevaluate your life choices.
  15. I just slapped my forehead because I’m dumbfounded. At a loss for words.
  16. I just started eating a chocolate because this is just so fucked up.
  17. „Yesterday you said you wished I was here” – Christian takes everything literally. I have something for Christian to take literally – go throw yourself off a cliff. Take this book with you. Do the world a favor.
  18. „Feeling that I owe him some sort of explanation.” – No, Ana, you don’t owe him anything.
  19. And now, sure, compliments to make her forget the fact that he’s stalking her. *sigh*
  20. „She took advantage of a vulnerable fifteen-year-old boy. If you had been a fifteen-year-old girl and Mrs. Robinson was a Mr. Robinson, tempting you into a BDSM lifestyle, that would have been okay?” – I think this is the only sane thing I have found in this whole crapfest of a book.
  21. „I haven’t had to justify my actions to anyone in the last seven years.” – oh, but Ana has to justify her actions to you? Swell. Christian, let me introduce you to the concept of double standards. You’d make a perfect poster child.
  22. „Damned control-freak-bastard.” *slow clap for Ana*
  23. This whole book can be sumarized like this:two people who never talk to each other and have badly written sex. Which is sad, really. Because how can you mess up sex in writing. Live, suuuuuure, big chance of that happening. But in writing?
  24. THEY KEEP HAVING THE SAME CONVERSATIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I’m getting a headache.
  25. Gross gross gross gross gross gross.
  26. I’m crying this is just awful.
  27. Pain. Agony. My rage burns through the cavernous depths.
  28. Ana is seriously getting on my nerves right now. She’s whiny and annoying and for once I understand Christian’s irritation with her. Because I just want her to shut up right now. Shush. Zip it.
  29. It amazes me how these people are always ready to have sex. We just had a huge fight? Sex time. We just ate? Sex time. We just ran cross country? Sex time.
  30. Christian being strict and dominant is his way of showing that he cares, according to Ana. I give up. I don’t give a shit anymore.
  31. Oh, so noooooow the first time he spanked her wasn’t so bad and it was all in her head. Gimme a minute. Just…hold on.
  32. Holy fuck it hurts. I make no sound, my face screwed up against the pain. I try and wriggle away from the blows. I have to concentrate to handle this pain. “Aargh!” I cry out on the tenth slap. He hits me again… this is getting harder to take. And he hits me again and again. From somewhere deep inside, I want to beg him to stop. I cry out six more times.” A sincerely  fuck you to the author of this book.
  33. My inner goddess pole-vaults over the fifteen-foot bar. – I hope she breaks her neck.
  34. This book has successfully made me irritated. I am so annoyed right now, it’s a physical feeling.
  35. Fifty Shades of Crap. This is what I’m reading now.
  36. Fifty pages to go. I am literally on the verge of tears.

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SO OKAY
Yesterday, the date being Tuesday the eleventh of November, my brain decided that for some inexplicable reason it would start ruminating about the Mummy Returns.
Why would my brain be thinking if The Mummy Returns, of ALL movies, I couldn’t tell you. In fact, I actively try to AVOID thinking about the Mummy Returns.
But it did. And I was.
And then my brain decides to go even further.
“So hey” says my brain
“Really brain,” I say. “You need to reevaluate your life choices”
“No seriously” says my brain. “Listen. I’ve had a revelation”
“Not another one,” I groan, “because last time-”
“So the mummy returns, right,” interrupts my brain. “You know that scene, where Rick books it through the forest with Alex slung over his shoulder because if he doesn’t get to the pyramid on time-”
“Of course I know that scene,” I snap at my brain. “Its my favorite scene, dummy. YOU of all people should know”
My brain ignores this. “SO THAT SCENE,”
says my brain. “That scene, but in-”
“NO” says me, the horrific reality of this conversation slowly dawning on me. “Don’t do it brain. Don’t you dare. You’re better than this, brain, I know you -”
“THST SCENE, but with -”
“BRAIN DONT DO THIS.”
“in a setting with-”
“RESIST THE TEMPTATION”
“no seriously imagine it in -”
“BRAIN NO”
“STAR WARS,” says my brain gleefully, and I feel the last vestiges of sanity slip away.
“Brain,” I whisper brokenly. “What have you done?”

So anyway here’s Han running from God knows what with Anakin slung over his shoulder because
A) daddy!Han is essential to life
B) THAT SCENE OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE
D) their families are equally as unlucky and batshit insane so really it was only a matter of time before ONE of the kids got their hands on an ancient bracelet of some sort, you know?
E) Leia and Mara picking off bad guys from atop a cliff with blasters hECK YES
F) oh. Oh no. I didn’t think this through. I. I hecked up. I hECKED UP. ABORT MssisSION

HE VCK

LEIA CAN COME BACK FROM THE DEAD SOMEHOW, RIGHT?