i think i might be in friend love with you

  • Male friend: My wife and I are coming to visit your city. Can you recommend anything for us to do?
  • Me: *gives a long list* Oh, and we can meet for a cuppa if you like. I'd love to finally meet the missus.
  • Him: ...I don't think that's a good idea.
  • Me: ...eh? Why?
  • Him: I don't want her to get the wrong idea about us.
  • Me: You mean that we're friends? Friends who used to be so close that you called me your surrogate sister?
  • Him: Well, yeah, but you're a girl and she's a girl and she might get jealous.
  • Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? We're both female so naturally, we'll circle each other with our knives at the ready because you are quite clearly such a prime specimen of manflesh that no two women can share the space with you without being flung into a jealous rage?!?!?
  • Him: ...
  • Me: Ohhhhh. This is because you thought I was seducing your last girlfriend by being nice to her and helping her have fun, isn't it? I see. Totes your wife having issues. Totes. Definitely not you. Not at all. Nope. Nuh-uh.
  • Him: ANYWAY, WE'LL GO AND SEE THE CASTLE. BYE.

anonymous asked:

This is for the date thing... I'm a 17 year old, 5'3" person with short brown hair, brown eyes and glasses. I like photography, doodling, and getting lost/ wandering. At first I'm really anxious and quiet but if I'm comfortable with someone expect random hugs, hand holding, stupid jokes, and me doing everything I can to make people smile. Typically I wear hoodies, beanies, jeans or shorts with tights and sneakers or boots depending on the day. Oh, and I tend to ramble about space/stars a lot.

(dating thing is closed as the weekend ends!)

yikes if you get lost easily this might not work out because I’m terrible at keeping track of things. hmm… let’s see; there’s not a lot for me to off on here but i do love hand holdings.. hm.. i guess i wouldn’t (๑╹ᆺ╹)? i think we’d be pretty good friends tho!!

  • what i think love sounds like: “Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it might be in my power, by action rather than words, to convince you that I love you. I shall only tell you that ‘till you bade us Adieu, I hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you. Indeed, my friend, it was not well done. You know the opinion I entertain of mankind, and how much it is my desire to preserve myself free from particular attachments, and to keep my happiness independent on the caprice of others. You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent. But as you have done it and as we are generally indulgent to those we love, I shall not scruple to pardon the fraud you have committed, on condition that for my sake, if not for your own, you will always continue to merit the partiality, which you have so artfully instilled into me.”
  • what lin manuel miranda apparently thinks love sounds like: my dearest, angelica
is there a future to us ?
  • “hey… where do you see us in five years?”
  • “i would love to meet your parents… “
  • “ would it — be okay to ask if i could… meet your parents?”
  • “do you think your parents will like me?”
  • “you know… when i look at you i see the person i wanna marry.”
  • “you’d look great in a wedding ring… ”
  • “come on… your eyes, my smile — don’t you think our baby would be beautiful?”
  • “where do you… stand on kids?”
  • “how many kids do you think we’ll have?”
  • “i’ve always wanted a girl/boy… what about you?”
  • “oh god no — my friends will be the end of you!”
  • “ i think you’re gonna love my friends. ”
  • “ so, my mom’s a bit of a hardass… she might not — you know… ”
  • “ my dad is the sweetest in the world… and i think he’ll love you”
  • “ no trust me… you don’t wanna meet my family — “
  • “ oh, uhm… i might not – have… told my family… that i’m seeing someone”
  • “ do we really have to make it — official ?”
  • “ i’m not sure if i’m ready for the next step… ”
  • “ where would you want to get married ?”
  • “ i know that… you want to do it in a church but… i’m not so sure —”
  • “ i have this dream… with you… that we have a large house and kids… “
  • “ kids ? isn’t that a bit — early ?”
  • “ maybe not now… but – someday ~”
  • “ i… want to introduce you to my parents. ”
twenty one pilots' songs for different moods
  • Lonely: lovely, johnny boy, screen , forest, ruby, holding on to you, hometown, fake you out.
  • Sad: oh ms believer, friend, please, anathema, goner, time to say goodbye, truce.
  • Struggling to find purpose: march to the sea, implicit demand for proof, addict with a pen, kitchen sink, isle of flightless birds, fall away.
  • Thinking too much: clear, semi-automatic, car radio, migraine, ride.
  • When you can't sleep: ode to sleep, before you start your day, message man, glowing eyes, taxi cab.
  • Nostalgic: slowtown, stressed out, the pantaloon.
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I’ve been so productive the last days :’) and I feel a lot more relaxed than last week even though Uni is still really stressful! I’ll go to my fave forest later and gonna meet up with my best friend tomorrow :) on monday I’ll continue conducting our psychological experiment and I’m really looking forward to it. I hope you’re all having a lovely weekend!

Reassurance about the Pre-screening...

Okay, I was there tonight. I know I said I wasn’t going to say anymore about the pre-screening of TFP, but the fear/sadness/anger on Tumblr is making my heart break. ((((hugs everyone)))))

I’m positive 400% that we haven’t seen the entire conclusion to TFP. I have proof but I can’t share the reasons why I’m so sure. (That being said, they did end it in a spot that was somewhat plausible, so I’m sure some people think this is it. But… er.. I can’t say anything else).

BUT think about it folks…

Is it really fair that a few select people get to see every resolution to a show EVERYONE was passionately invested in? 

You all know the answer to that. NO.

Trust the writers. (Trust me too!)

I’m tagging my lovely friend @inevitably-johnlocked to perhaps reblog if people need reassurance.  :D

Oh, and you might want to consider following me. :D  I’m so lonely on Tumblr and I’m friendly. <3

Also, I’ll be posting photos of the charismatic Andrew Scott, the gorgeous Rupert Graves, and the incredibly witty Mark Gattiss. 

The Swap [Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader]

[write-a-thon tag]

Summary: when the unimaginable happens and you see yourself trapped inside your best friend’s body, magic doesn’t seem like child’s play anymore. (Teen!Lin)

Word Count: 4,719

Warnings: A lot of cursing and a lot of dick jokes, lol

A/N: WRITE-A-THON DAY #1 Y’ALL!!!! (and no, you’re not lost, I decided to post this earlier because I’ve been getting a crazy amount of love today and to me this is the best way I can think of to repay you guys) This might be the funniest piece I’ve written in my life. It was so fun to picture the whole situation and to brainstorn with @down4usnavy because she’s THE BEST and thanks to my hamwriters girls for proofreading this mess and @tempfixeliza for reading this also and giving me that ol’ confidence boost. Hope you like it!

Tagging: @aham-threw-his-shot-away - @oooimaghost - @hartbg - @a-dott-ham - @ruth-hamilton-delrio - @mofoing-democraftic-republican - @backitup-humperdinck - @always-blame-jefferson - @picklessfights

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You didn’t believe in magic. At least not anytime after you turned nine years old. But then… You woke up that morning.

You started by noticing you weren’t in your bedroom, was it… Lin’s bedroom? Movie posters, comic books and many, many cassettes, yeah, that was definitely Lin’s bedroom. But you didn’t sleep with him last night, you remembered clearly the moment he dropped you home like he always did and went back to his place.

As your hand moved to your face trying to wake yourself up when you felt… Was that facial hair? Since when did you have a stubble? All the drowsiness that you could possibly have just vanished when you got up from the small bed and ran to the the mirror. You couldn’t blame the dim light coming through the curtains for that.

You were Lin-Manuel.

Worse, you were yourself trapped in Lin-Manuel’s body.

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The signs as based off on my friends

Aries: Tiny, tries to fight everyone, very cute, easily angered, would kill if they could reach you.

Taurus: Quiet and shy, observant humor, thinks others are short when they’re like 1 inch taller, anxious.

Gemini: What the fuck hair, actually very funny, loves making others laugh, blushes easily, “i’m not blushing”.

Cancer: Fierce asf even though they’re cute, will love you and hate you in 0.2 seconds, somewhat nervous, cares 100% or -100%

Leo: Smart, amazing with literature, the leader, might be too full of themselves, helps others with the truth.

Virgo: Nice or extremely mean depending on the hour, cute laughter, tall, will probably talk shit but still kinda like you.

Libra: Tall, tries to be hip, annoys people if they have a crush, dad humor, kinda scary but then they don’t do much.

Scorpio: Too full of themselves, tries to be funny but ends up annoying people, but then again sometimes funny, surprisingly caring.

Sagittarius: Short, best hair, complete narcissist, animals are better than humans, adventurous.

Capricorn: Very short, just wants to do the best for others, breaks down when alone only, forgetful, cute.

Aquarius: Tall, really funny, gives the best hugs ever, doesn’t care about your shit, trusts people and is trustworthy. 

Pisces: Very tall like what, good at sports, love to annoy people if they can make them laugh, understanding. 

A few Starters - Ice Breakers
  • “Are you following me?”
  • “Hey, watch where you’re going.”
  • “You look vaguely familiar…” 
  • “I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
  • “I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
  • “Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
  • “Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
  • “Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
  • “Do you need help with that?”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
  • “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
  • “See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
  • “Hey handsome/beautiful.”
  • “You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
  • “Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
  • “Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
  • “What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
  • “The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
  • “Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
  • “No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
  • “It’s you, isn’t it?”
  • “Happy to see me again?”
  • “It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
  • “You looking to start a fight or something?”
  • “Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
  • “Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
  • “Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
  • “Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
  • “I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
  • “Come with me, no time to explain!”
  • “Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
  • “Are these guys bothering you?”
  • “Hey, leave him/her alone!”
  • “You look tired. Need a ride?”
  • “Shit shit, are you okay?!”
  • “Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
  • “Well look what the cat dragged in.”
  • “Never thought I’d see your face again.”
  • “Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
  • “You look like bad news….”
  • “I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
  • “Nice to meet you.”
Show off
  • Yuri: I'm going to showcase our love in front of millions of people, in your own homeland, so they can all know you're mine
  • Victor: *shudders*Y-yuri!
  • Yurio: fucking showoffs
  • Yakov: if you think they're such 'show offs why're filming them on your phone?
  • Yurio: that's cause I need more Instagram followers, they're a fucking gold mine, that Thailand dude isn't going to be only one getting something out of these fucktards
  • Emil: man that's cold
hajime hinata sprite ratings

sore wa chigau yoi’m here today to do a comprehensive rating on hajime’s sprites from super dangan ronpa 2. without any further ado, let’s begin. 0 = i love my boy and 10 = im crying right now he’s so perfect

a classic! shows his personality. he’s serious, and he’s ready to solve some mysteries. however, he could smile a bit more. >:O. 9/10 

deep in thought. i wonder what he’s thinking about. don’t disturb his pondering. 6/10

he’s startled! mildly disturbed. he might have just encountered the death of a friend. oh no. however, he still has gorgeous eyes and perfect eyeliner. his face is soft, he has the look of a friend. :O 8/10

whatever you just said might’ve made him somewhat uncomfortable. please apologize. 8/10

sore wa chigau yo! 10/10

he looks quite unhappy. not as A Friend as other hajimes. he’s frustrated. 6/10

an angery boy. however, he is still soft and despite the fact that he looks like he’d punch you, he’d probably only swear at you for a couple minutes and then chill out again. 7/10

like if you would ask him what’s wrong….. repost if you’d wipe away his tears….. in all seriousness, though. this hajime does not deserve to be sad…. 1/10, only because it hurts me for me to see him sad

that is one loud boy! he’s in Super Shock/Horror! D:< 6/10

this boy is about to tell you why exactly everything you just said is wrong. and honestly, i’d let him. another classic hajime. 8/10

:O?! this is one creeped out boy. he is still very cute though. 9/10

Hajime’s In Denial. however, hajime… as they all say. denials just a river in egypt. on the other hand, this could be him shutting you down after you said something incredibly stupid. 7/10

hajime “what the fuck” hinata. 9/10, please help him. he’s about to go off the deep end- you can see it in his eyes. that does not make him any less perfect, though.

the most despairing sprite. please, help him. please. 2/10

the context of this sprite is that he’s in the middle of a very important exam and he’s not even halfway through and he just heard the teacher say that there is 30 minutes left. he’s under pressure but he remains determined. >:o  7.5/10

a pure, good hajime. beautiful sprite, one of the only one where he’s genuinely smiling- where you can see his angelic smile. 15/10

hajime, while thinking, also accidentally does a nya. >:oc…. 9/10

look at this photograph. it’s so beautiful and pure. he’s so happy. he’s grinning joyously- his smile is like sunshine after 1000 years of rain. it lights up my life, im crying right now. he’s too good. hes … too good. .. 20/10

why is his mouth like that. he’s clearly in distress, as evidenced by his spikey hair and clenched teeth, and upset eyebrows. 6/10

he’s thinking but people all around him are yelling. he can’t think straight and nobody will shut up. he’s still nyaing. >’:Ic 8/10

“ehehe.” this is one of my personal favorites. it might be because i too make this face a lot, but look at him. there isn’t much to say about him. he’s just beautiful. 10/10

shh…. be quiet…. he’s thinking. he’s thinking or he’s really fed up with you and your bullshit. either u_u or -_-. he could also be resting. 9/10 let him rest 

sweaty . not nyaing anymore. 7/10

something puzzling has just come up! he’s confused. “what the hell” he thinks. >:o???? 8/10

ok but i need a plot where there’s these two idiots who are roommates, and they bicker and act like a married couple constantly, and can hang out like bros but they’re completely platonic, no we’re not in love that’s preposterous!! and it’s so evident that they’re into each other like whenever one goes out on a date, the other is all bitter like ‘no i’m definitely not jealous’. and they like leave bars together at some stupidly early hour and their friends tease them and they just go home and get drunk together instead. and like domestic washing the dishes and fighting over who does what and flinging soap at each other. and then one day it kind of just clicks, you know, like wow you’re my best friend but i think i might love you as more this is so difficult and just, give this to me now.

Introducing my friend to Yuzuru Hanyu

Careful, long post incoming. I thought I might warn you :D

So, on thursday my friend was over and we spent a relaxed afternoon together on the couch. We started talking about her ex and then when on to my (non-existing) love life and I said to her: “Well, I have a problem. I have a stupid fan-crush on a japanese figure skater.” She looked at me for a millisecond and then said: “I think japanese men are handsome! And I used to love watching figure skating!” I was sooo excited when she told me! “Do you know Yuzuru Hanyu?” I asked her. She said no, and my hype-modus was actived! 
                                               “Hold on a sec!”
I grabbed my laptop and my brain was working so hard thinking about what the hell should I show her first?!?!?! 

I thought it would be good to show her Yuzuru off ice first. So I said: “Here, that is him.” 

Her. “Omg, he is cute!” Me:”And this is also him…”

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Broadway

Anthony Ramos x Reader
Words: 604
Request: Can I ask for some fluffy Anthony x reader?Like the girl loves Hamilton but she only listened to the soundtrack so she can’t recognise anybody,she works in a cafe near Richard Rodgers and she’s in charge of music so she plays Ham and Ant comes there?          

I REALLY LOVE THIS REQUEST BUT I DON’T THINK I DID THIS JUSTICE
anyway, hi! hows your day? or night. I’m probably like being active too early… all my american friends are asleep cry.

my point of this note was that i have revision week next week and also exams after that, so the next two weeks will involve me not being incredibly active. like, i might write in advance and then add posts to my queue but idk how to work a queue so yeah.

enjoy! requests are open as usuaaaaal x

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You were extremely relieved to walk into your work and find out that your manager had called in sick for the day. The job was hard enough as it was, but with your manager constantly breathing down the back of your neck and telling you that everything you did was wrong… you had nearly quit, many times.

You knew that as you were basically in charge for the day, you were able to choose the day’s music. You smiled, plugging your phone into the speakers and pressing play on the Hamilton soundtrack. You made sure to take the sadder songs off your playlist, moving to the door and turning the sign.

You had been working in the café for a few months now. It was situated in West 46th Street and 8th Avenue, meaning that you were close to the broadway productions that played a massive part in New York’s culture. You had never seen a show, as they were too expensive, but you had listened to all of them. Your favourite so far was Hamilton. The original cast recording was always on replay.

The soundtrack to your favourite musical seemed to make the day go quicker and easier. You were a few hours into your shift when it started to get quiet again. You grabbed your water bottle from under the bench, taking a quick sip and putting it back when you heard the sound of the door opening.

“Hi! How are you?” You said, smiling at the freckly man in front of you. He raised his eyebrow slightly, looking you up in down.

“I’m good, how are you?” he asked, pulling out his phone.

“Good, how can I help you today?” You asked, smiling when you heard Story Of Tonight Reprise come on.

“I was just wanting to get a few coffees. But I’ve been refused at the last few cafes I was at. How quickly can you make twenty coffees?” He asked.

“Do you have five minutes?” You asked, grabbing a notepad.

“Yeah, easy,” He replied. You passed him the notepad and a pen.

“Just like, get your order down and then let me know when you’re ready,” You replied, smiling cheerily.

“Of course,” He replied, starting to write his order down.

“Have you got a meeting or something to go to?” You asked, adding his order into the cash register.

“Oh, no. Just an uncaffeinated cast,” He replied, handing you the notebook back.

“Nice,” She replied, starting on the coffees.

“Is this your music?” He asked, leaning against the bench.

“Yeah. Well, usually my manager chooses what we play, but today she’s away, so I get control of the speakers,” You replied, finishing the first few coffees.

“Do you work here often?” He asked.

“Yeah, I have daily shifts. Pays the bills, you know?” You replied, starting to fold the cup holders.

“So Hamilton, huh?”

“It’s a work of art. I’ve never heard anything like it before, and I’ve listened to a lot of Broadway shows.”

“You should come see it sometime,” He suggested. You chuckled quietly.

“I don’t have that kind of money.” You put the cups into the cardboard holders, pushing them towards him. “That’ll be seventy dollars.” He slid the money into your hand, smiling.

“My name’s Anthony by the way, you probably know me better as John Laurens and Phillip. I’ll see you tomorrow?”

You froze up slightly, your eyes widening. “I-uh….,” You blushed.

“Come by the Richard Rodgers sometime soon. Good coffee, by the way.” He smiled, dropping a tip into the jar and leaving.

“Oh, uh, thank you!” You called after him, blushing wildly.

wanderingnova24  asked:

89 with Mustang!

I literally gasped when I saw what word was associated with this but…since you caused me pain, here it is…


89 - psychotic (Mustang)

“Mustang, hey,” Ed was pleading now, shoving precaution aside as he reached out his automail arm to try and bring the inconsolable man back to reality.  “Whatever it is, we’ll fix it.”

Ed watches helplessly as Mustang runs white-knuckled hands through his hair, eyes widened and pointed down at the floor the two are kneeling on.

“Fullmetal.”  When Roy speaks, his voice is low, dangerous.  “They’re gone.”

Ed feels an icy horror settle into his stomach.  “What do you mean, they’re gone?” He asks hesitantly.

Roy drags his gaze up to meet Edward’s, and when he sees the older man’s dark eyes, he has to consciously stop himself from reeling backwards.  The look in those eyes is entirely too close to being described as psychotic.

“My team,” Roy’s voice sounds like it’s on the brink of breaking, and part of Edward breaks alongside it.  This was his superior officer, Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist, one of the strongest men he knows, and he was breaking.

“My team is gone.”

Okay honestly one of my favorite things about Ouran is Kyoya’s character development???

 He’s one of the most static characters; he’s calm, cool, collected, intelligent, and the obvious moral compass of the group,

 But as the season goes on you start to notice a few cracks…like, the kind where you see the real Kyoya poking through, begging for someone to let him out???

 As you learn his backstory you realize that while he’s the mother of the group, he’s actually the child of his family, which makes SO MUCH SENSE, 

 BECAUSE HE CAN EXERCISE CONTROL WITH THE HOST CLUB THAT HE NEVER GETS AT HOME.

 And I feel like that somehow corresponds with everything he does within the club, and why he’s so meticulous about everything, because maybe in his subconscious somewhere he thought to himself,

 "If my father were to ever catch me in this club, at least I would have something to show for it,“ which is why he’s so undeniably efficient with all that he controls.

 And the way he feels about Tamaki is absolutely PRECIOUS to see, because at first you feel like he thinks of Tamaki as a genuine moron, (which is how I felt really, I can’t really speak for everyone,) and then you get to the, “And so Kyoya Met Him!” episode.

Which is when you finally get to see how exactly their friendship began in the first place, the history behind our daddy and mommy of the Host Club. And you realize, “Hey, I wasn’t that far off. Kyoya DID think he was a moron, at one point.”

And while Kyoya still thinks Tamaki is an idiot, it’s more of a term of endearment at this point, rather than an insult. Because as weary as he is of Tamaki’s antics, when he thought he was gonna lose him, Kyoya absolutely lost it.

And that was A FREAKING PLEASURE to see because you realize NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES KYOYA CALLS HIM AN IDIOT, OR MORON, OR REFERS TO HIM AS A BURDEN, you know in your heart that that silly blonde prince means the world to Kyoya, and that is in fact his best friend. 

So throughout the season, obviously each character makes their own significant steps to becoming more individual, coming into themselves, but Kyoya’s developement is definitely one of my favorites.

My Mission (Part 5/11)

Summary: Being Tony’s niece and being the main tech builder of the Avengers is great - you love your team, and would do anything for them. And when Steve returns, bringing his ex-HYDRA assassin friend along with him, you just might end up doing anything for Bucky, too.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: ~2500

Warnings: Language, angst, super hella sad!Bucky

A/N: Ugh this part was impossible to post because tumblr is being a butt & wouldn’t let me tag ANYONE. But, it’s here now at least. (I hope I got everyone, if not, message me & I’ll fix it!) Also, I think this series will end up being 10 parts, but considering how it’s not done yet I don’t want to say anything for certain. I’m writing part 8 now and man is there pain, but stick with me! Hope you enjoy this part! :D

Tags: @hymnofthevalkyries @xenaathena @caplanbuckybarnes @tol-sam @andhiseyesweregreen @flowercrownsandmetallicarms @lilasiannerd @pandarosita @heismyhunter @ailynalonso15 @lillian-paige @monsis-world @winterboobaer @you-didnt-see-that-cuming @smilexcaptainx @tinaferraldo @spn-worm @blacwings-and-bucky-barnes @yknott81 @xoxoaudreymarie @abigrumple @iamthescarlettwitch @iamwarrenspeace @outerspacelluke @dontfuckwithkezolas @barnesfuckedmeup @pennyroyalcreep @skeletoresinthebasement @mizzzpink @caitsymichelle13 @porpentinagscamander @catsoftheapocalypse (If you’d like to be added to or removed from this list for this fic, or added to my permanent tag list, just shoot me an ask or message! Spots are always open!) 

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confession starters
  • "I miss you."
  • "I hate your family."
  • "I ran over your cat."
  • "I have a drug problem."
  • "I slept with your best friend."
  • "When I said I loved you, I didn't mean it."
  • "I've had feelings for you since I met you."
  • "I wish I never met you."
  • "I don't feel the same way anymore."
  • "I hooked up with your [relative]."
  • "I think I might love you."
  • "I'm a murderer."
  • "I wasn't really visiting my cousin last weekend."
  • "I'm not actually single."
  • "I don't think we belong together."
  • "I stole money from you."
  • "That's not my real name."
  • "I sell drugs."
  • "I was your secret admirer that wrote those letters."
  • "I should have never married you."
  • "I inherited some money. Turns out, I'm a millionaire."
  • "You weren't my first."
  • "I read your diary."
  • "I kept everything you have ever given me."