i think i laughed too hard

chimchimsbootae  asked:

Heey 😊I just found your blog and.. it a curse(sorry for the pun. Couldn't stop muself) i just dropped off to tell you that you're so hilarious!! Like i laughed so hard my parents may think im insane for laughing alone in my room 😂😂 Btw im from Eastern Europe too*sigh* #CursedEEKpopFandom

Thank you, I’m glad you like this blog~
Eastern Europe (aka the best part of Europe)? Well that means my wallet is gonna get full. Have a nice day fellow Eastern European ♡

sp00kyfruit  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and then send it to ten of your favourite followers! ♥️️

okay, i think i have it in me to finally answer one of these (thank you to everyone who has sent me one!!) i’ve been pretty hard on myself recently, but here goes:

1. my hands
2. my dorky laugh?
3. my patience & empathy
4. my androgyny
5. uh… my dancing skillz (no but actually i’m really good)

i couldn’t possibly pick ten favorites, i’m enamored by way too many people ;_;

I’m not good at keeping in touch, or eating the right food, or sleeping enough. I’m not the best at saying how I feel, and I can’t seem to say no. I’m bad at not apologizing for the ate I exist. I’m always tired. I’m good at loving people though. I’m good at laughing too hard. I’m good at making memories, and staying out too late, and I’d like to think that even thing I’m not good at taking care of myself, I’m learning to love myself.
—  laceerainspoetry, The Things I’m Bad At
leave it to me.

yuuri: so, how was your date?

yurio: that’s not any of your business, pig

victor [whispering]: leave it to me

victor: he’s right, yuuri. its not any of our business, besides i’d be pretty upset too if i had to cover up such a big hickey

yurio [running towards his room]: fuck!

yuuri [looking at victor]: i didn’t saw any hickey

victor [smirking at yuuri]: i think his date went just fine

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“In fact, what happened was Harrison and I both began to drink and at some point early on I said, “Do you want to see me do an imitation of you?” Harrison didn’t walk, he swaggered, like John Wayne in slow motion – taking his seemingly bad attitude for a walk. To depict this, I moved out of sight and after a moment reappeared, strolling as he strolled, sauntering my way into whatever fresh hell I found myself. I’d become him, disenchanted Lord Ford, master of all he surveyed. I hadn’t looked at Harrison yet to see how my portrayal of him was going over – too busy appearing indifferent and impatient with my surroundings. As I continued to portray his inner monologue, I finally let at least one of my eyes slide wearily to his face and saw that he was not only laughing, he was laughing that silent and hard laugh reserved for true enthusiasm. Almost 40 years later, I still think of it as one of the greater moments of my life.”

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

I used to think friendship was sleepovers and play dates.
Now I know it’s not.
Friendship is three in the morning talks about what happened the day before and why the hell you’re still awake.
Friendship is three in the afternoon laughing so hard you’re on the floor at a corny joke for the third time that day.
Friendship is sitting there eating in silence because you would rather eat than talk (and they would too).
Friendship is love in the strangest ways when all else is lost.
—  friends // s.e.
So you think I can hear..?

 “You’re not really d/Deaf/HOH, you hear me just fine.”

If I had a dime for everyone who’s ever told me that…                                       Here’s what’s more than likely happening during what you perceive as me “hearing”:

1. I’m relying solely on social cues. Luckily for us d/Deaf/HOH, 93% of communicaton is non-verbal. Basically if you laugh, I laugh, and no one ever knows I missed the joke (..again).

2. I’ve known the speaker for a long time. We all have those topics we can (and do) talk about for hours on end. And the longer I’ve known you, the better I’ll be able to use your favorite topics to figure out what you’re saying.

3. ‘Neutral’ answers. “Yeah”, “No”, “I don’t know”, “Yeah, I get that”.. I’ve got a whole list of responses that can easily trick you into believing I have some idea of what you’re saying.

4. Mad Libs. Did you ever play mad libs as a kid? You know the one.. every so many words you insert a random one and you get a story that doesn’t make any sense? Yeah, being d/Deaf/HOH is pretty much just like that. 

5. Silence. You probably didn’t notice, you almost never do, but I haven’t said a word in 20 minutes. I gave up on trying to understand this conversation a long time ago and I’m really just planning what I’m gonna eat later.

6. Again with the social cues. Remember that whole non-verbal communication thing? Yeah, I probably use it even more than you do. Head nodding, and smiling works like a charm to get a girl through your incoherent story telling.

7. Just this once.. On this rare occasion I actually heard what you said; that happens sometimes.. But you’re still a jerk for dismissing my struggles, feelings, and identity. 

The Zodiac Signs as The Perks of Being a Wallflower Quotes

Aries: “But even if we don’t have the power to choose where we come from we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things.”

Taurus: “We didn’t talk about anything heavy or light. We were just there together. And that was enough.” 

Gemini: “There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.”  

Cancer: “Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.”

Leo: “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.“

Virgo: “It’s just that I don’t want to be somebody’s crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don’t want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.”

Libra:We accept the love we think we deserve.”

Scorpio: “People who try to control situations all the time are afraid that if they don’t, nothing will work out the way they want.”

Sagittarius: “Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they’re not, they will be soon enough. And I will believe the same about you.”

Capricorn: “She wasn’t bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.” 

Aquarius: “Standing on the fringes of life… offers a unique perspective. But there comes a time to see what it looks like from the dance floor.”  

Pisces: “I really think that everyone should have watercolors, magnetic poetry, and a harmonica.”  

One direction tag thing including Zayn

-Harry
-Liam
-Niall
-Louis
-Zayn
-ot5
-ot4
-1d
-fanfic
-ship

What I Think of When I See the Signs
  • Aries: bold lipstick, messy ponytails, rushing to catch the train, plaid button ups, and Thursday nights
  • Taurus: citrus scented lotion, Wednesday mornings, knitted scarves, piles of books, and Seattle
  • Gemini: Saturday evenings, sparkly lip gloss, freshly painted nails, amusement parks, and toasts to youth
  • Cancer: sleeping in, fluffy socks, white bedsheets, Sunday afternoons, daisies, and searching for something lost
  • Leo: loud voices, Friday nights, too many people in one place, laughing so hard you can't breathe, and carefree feelings
  • Virgo: bashful singing, Tuesday mornings, calligraphy, the feeling after you've finished your work, and old parchment
  • Libra: expensive perfume, luscious hair, Friday mornings, reminiscence, young love, coffee, and ballroom dancing
  • Scorpio: fighting for a cause, Monday evenings, spicy chocolate, late night crusades, dark lipstick, and hidden laughs
  • Sagittarius: meadows, sunflowers, rain, Sunday mornings, eating too much, family, Polaroids, and instrumental music
  • Aquarius: sneaking out the back door, Thursday mornings, Disney, daydreaming, mysterious eyes, hidden beauty, and raw talent
  • Pisces: Tuesday evenings, relaxing, fireplaces, beige jackets, winter, London, pearls, mascara, and comfort

I like how Mark is always there to defend/help Haechan like in the latest nct life mini when Haechan reenacted his aegyo ,the maknaes (CL and JS) cringed so hard and Haechan looked slightly hurt tbh, I think Mark saw it so he said “Guys let’s help him..” Then proceed to stare at him to see if he’s okay.

Haechan too ofc, just discreetly. During NCT dream weibo live, Mark was telling a funny story but no one laughed(I think?) Mark was embarrassed and kept bowing his head down, Haechan, who was next to him, comforted him by brushing his hair briefly.

Not to mention they have this telepathic thing going on where they would just stare/look at each other and then laughed/smiled afterward and I’m like what????

They’re so supportive of each other and my heart can’t take this.
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Le Fou Gets a Boo-Boo

Filming Beauty and the Beast can be, well, a beast — at least for Luke Evans and Josh Gad, whose extra-macho Gaston and less-than-macho Le Fou shared bombastic scenes that sometimes led to mildly painful accidents. “We slapped hands so hard, [Josh] burst a blood vessel in his thumb,” Evans (right, with Gad and producer David Hoberman) recalls, laughing. “We had to stop rehearsals, get the medic in. He thought his finger was going to drop off, but I think he’ll survive. We just slapped hands hard, but obviously we just caught our thumbs at some point, and he’s a delicate flower.” But if they’re sounding too similar to their characters here, don’t worry: At least Gad can confirm that his hair in the film is completely fake. “If I had hair this good, I would not be doing Beauty and the Beast right now,” he deadpans. “I would be modeling.” - (x)

'95 line's definition of friendship
  • jimin: i have so many things to do right now, i think you'll have to come here for a bit
  • v: i'm having a meal right now though
  • jimin: is your meal important or am i important?
  • v: of course my meal is important why would you be important
Callout Post: Dan Avidan
  • so tol
  • dances around in spandex and sings about dicks for a living
  • alternatively talks about video games and his life for a living
  • got sick due to filming a music video
  • works too hard
  • floof
  • actually reads the comments what a sweetie
  • is scared of sharks but totally respects them and thinks they’re cool
  • suffers for art
  • his favorite modern slang is “yaas queen”
  • dabbed on stage
  • gives good hugs probs
  • refers to himself as “daddy” thus confusing everyone
  • watches his own show and it makes him laugh
  • used to go to bed listening to his best friend rant about Ocarina awh
  • contributed to fanservice by saying he was wearing his boyfriend’s shirt
  • takes shit like a fucking champ man i wish i could do that
  • if ur not inspired by him…why not????
  • a perfect human

In fact, what happened was Harrison and I both began to drink and at some point early on I said, “Do you want to see me do an imitation of you?”

Harrison didn’t walk, he swaggered, like John Wayne in slow motion – taking his seemingly bad attitude for a walk. To depict this, I moved out of sight and after a moment reappeared, strolling as he strolled, sauntering my way into whatever fresh hell I found myself. I’d become him, disenchanted Lord Ford, master of all he surveyed.


I hadn’t looked at Harrison yet to see how my portrayal of him was going over – too busy appearing indifferent and impatient with my surroundings. As I continued to portray his inner monologue, I finally let at least one of my eyes slide wearily to his face and saw that he was not only laughing, he was laughing that silent and hard laugh reserved for true enthusiasm. Almost 40 years later, I still think of it as one of the greater moments of my life.

—  (x)