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Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 13) Senior Year: Ransom

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“I think you two should make out,” says March.

This is clearly an intervention. April is here, and Bitty perched in a corner of the locker room clutching a tray of mini-pies and looking embarrassed for everybody. Lardo brought her fucking gavel. There is a laptop in the corner, and Holster’s pretty sure someone is going to suggest Skyping Shitty any minute. Chowder’s supportive smile is already looking strained.

The only people in the room that Holster isn’t mad at right now are Nursey and Dex who are ignoring the stupidest ever session of Samwell Men’s Hockey Court to grope each other behind the We Support You Both banner.

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  • friend: how do you say i love you without saying i love you?
  • me: say "i want to eat katsudon with you forever"
  • friend: no, i'm serious
  • me: was it not good enough? then try "you're the first person i want to hold on to"
  • friend: i swear
  • me: you want more? i think "don't ever take your eyes off me" works pretty well too
  • friend: i-
  • me: if that's not enough you can say "you don't have to say anything, just stay by my side"
  • friend:
  • me: want more? you can say "you won't be satisfied if it's not me. i'm the only one in the world who knows your love"
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: well
  • me: you can also say "please take care of me until i retire"
being part of a clintasha trio would include

Originally posted by blackinjustice

  • knowing what happened in Budapest (aka life goals)
  • breaking into some important building and doing good natured vandalism
  • matching necklaces
  • tons of inside jokes
  • like literally everything is an inside joke
  • so much sass
  • shipping clintasha
  • always training together
  • asking clint for some relationship advice
  • “just kill them”
  • “no, clint, i need a romantic advice”
  • “kill them romantically”
  • so much teasing
  • making a competition out of pretty much everything
  • them being very protective of you
  • getting matching tattoos
  • weekly movie nights
  • making flower crowns for them
  • them secretly liking it
  • triple cuddles
  • you always being in the middle
  • pulling pranks on other avengers
  • making vines 25/8
  • smack cam-ing everyone in tower
  • secretly adopting a puppy
  • making bird-y jokes around clint
  • having matching shirts
  • always having each other’s backs
  • “you know who is beautiful?”
  • “who?”
  • “Nat”
  • having annoyingly cute nicknames for each other
  • being the feminist trio
  • finishing each other’s sentences
  • stealing random stuff from each other
  • making fun of each other
  • “you know i didn’t mean it, right?”
  • making caramel onions for the other avengers
  • them thinking it’s a caramel apple
  • “we swear it was clint’s idea”
  • “HEY!”
  • you singing “we’re all in this together” while you’re planning something with them
  • them looking at you with disappointment in their eyes
  • so many bets
  • having a groupchat where you gossip about everyone
  • “did you see cap’s outfit yesterday? 2/10″
  • you and nat shaving clint’s eyebrow when he’s asleep
  • him actually liking the look of it
  • “i look tough”
  • messing with tony’s gadgets
  • messing with Friday
  • “Friday? do you know what porn is?”
  • always updating them on new memes
  • Meme Trashes™
  • taking care of each other

So here’s one of my founders headcanons: Salazar Slytherin being a potions master is all well and good, but just because his house produced a lot of them doesn’t mean he was one. Basically, imagine Rowena Ravenclaw as a mad scientist. Imagine her working on a potion all night and almost falling asleep at the breakfast table. Imagine her with crazy hair and sooty clothing because “It exploded, Salazar! It’s not supposed to do that! Why did the hellebore have such a violent reaction to the aconite!!” and Salazar just sighs and “Rowena, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Were you experimenting with your potions again? You know that’s not my area of expertise.”

Imagine Rowena getting a pretty diadem from her aunt who thinks she should act more like a lady. And Rowena doesn’t know what to do with it because jewelry isn’t practical, what if it gets stuck in something or falls into a potion? So instead she leaves it on the table and gets distracted by her thoughts, and ´I wonder what would happen if I made a runic chain mixing sumerian and norse. Hmm… if I added mannaz there and.. but what would I use it for. It could boost someone’s intelligence if I added the hagalaz rune there but how do I apply it to a person without causing irreparable damage… what if….´ and then she remembers the diadem in front of her and grabs it, heading for her workshop.

Rowena finishing the diadem but noticing it only works on fullblooded humans, not centaurs or other similar beings. She tries to figure out why and sees the mannaz rune in her configuration. Mannaz, human. She removes it and adds some other runes for balance, because mannaz is usually used to stabilize. But she needs something to try the new rune chain on. She doesn’t really have any more jewelry. So she sneaks in and “borrows” Godric’s hat while he’s asleep, and works on it for hours.The end results are not quite what she planned. Breakfast the next morning is… interesting (maybe she shouldn’t have taken out the mannaz rune).
“Hey, has anyone seen my hat?”
“Er, about that Godric..”
“Rowena what did you do.”
“I… ImighthavemadeyourhatsentientI’msosorry!
“..did you just say you made my hat sentient? How the fuck did you even do that? Wait no, don’t answer that, just give me my hat.”
“I.. are you sure you want it? It’s just that, well, it picked up some of your habits…”
What do you mean?
“Well.. you know how you sometimes sing drinking songs when you’re bored?”
“Yes… Wait. Rowena, please don’t tell me-”
“This is your fault Rowena”

Just, mad scientist Rowena. The other founders avoiding her part of the castle because of fumes. Students forbidden from going into the labs without supervision because she might have left a potion to brew or a bit of runework unfinished or another one of those carnivorous cauldrons lying around. Mad scientist Rowena Ravenclaw. Yes.



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Am I seriously the only one who fell in love with Nate Munson (Quincy Fouse) in Logan??? He’s the nicest to Laura despite her being a pretty weird kid (understandable but he doesn’t know shit about her backstory so for him she’s just this random weird mute child), gives her his ipod/whatever they use in 2029 (admit it how many of you would give your electronic devices to a random kid if you had to give up your music for the night) and is all around a swell guy. Kinda braggy (yeah I’m not good at it so I’m only the second best around), thinks dropping out of school might be a good idea, but he is a teenage boy after all. He lets an 11 yo girl (a stranger at that) sniff around his room and doesn’t comment on it, tries to play it off as cool as possible.
Seriously Nate needs some appreciation I couldn’t have been the only one devastated after seeing the poor boy swinging at X24

Kathleen Kennedy on Kylo Ren

I was reading a French Star Wars magazine and suddenly there was an excerpt from a Kathleen Kennedy interview concerning Kylo Ren that I found pretty interesting. She discusses the character, makes parallels with our contemporary world, and at the end I had the impression she wasn’t talking about him as a villain, but as someone who still has to grow and who’s definitely good inside, or at least not bad at all (this is pretty hilarious when you think about all the absurd Kylo Ren drama we have here on tumblr…)

I don’t know if she has talked about this in other interviews, it’s probably the case, but I’ll leave this here for discussion.

I’ve made a rough translation of the French excerpt (English to French to English, feel the irony), probably not the best translation, but at least you’ll have the general idea :

“[Q] You really wanted Adam Driver for this role. What made him the perfect Kylo Ren ?

[KK] I had the opportunity to work with Adam on Lincoln. That was our first met. From the moment we started to think about this character, Kylo Ren, Adam was an obvious choice to me, and one of the few actors who could play him. J.J didn’t know him as well as I did, but he was immediately convinced when they met. He was one of the first actors we had considered for the role and it was an early decision. One of the most interesting aspects of Kylo Ren is his young age. Most of the time, villains are damaged, troubled and older. Making the new Star Wars villain a 30 years old man was a captivating choice. We could take advantage from a troubled adolescence and a past we know very little about. There we could find this tension between light and dark which dominates all the Star Wars universe. We could use it as a metaphor for the path that leads a young adult to his accomplished adult life. The characters who can be drawn to the dark side and seduced by all sorts of experiences that might be dangerous are compelling for us. For today’s audience it’s an original, fascinating and appealing character.

When we look at our own lives, it all depends on the choices we’ve made. Kylo Ren seems to have taken many bad decisions, but they aren’t necessarily bad decisions within the context of Star Wars, where they can lead to almost anything. This story reflects the real world. Many kids evolve in a political environment that can be difficult to decipher, and many events suggest that people are drawn to danger, trouble and agitation. In terms of international policy, there’s a sense that we live a time full of upheavals. The political structure of the Star Wars narratives reflects this in a unique way. Kylo Ren represents this dark side of society that can be appealing when we don’t know which side to choose and right and wrong become very vague concepts. All these aspects make Kylo Ren a really complex character and offer us many different options for future plots.

Emphasis are mine. But seriously. Seriously. If Kylo Ren really is, for the writers, an image of our contemporary youth searching for answers, making mistakes and trying to grow in a chaotic world, who can simply imagine that he will die unredeemed, and that the message of this new trilogy won’t be a message of hope ?

I leave the original French text and the references under the cut for those who are interested.

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misapprehension: a mistaken belief about or interpretation of something.

Summary: Blaine makes assumptions and Kurt gets hugs. (aka 5+ times Blaine thinks Kurt and Elliott are in love and one time he realises why jumping to conclusions seriously does not make life any easier.)

A/N: I have no idea how this happened except that I really wanted to write about Elliott and how good he is for Kurt. And, well, I pretty much always want to write about Klaine. Also, I mean, come on. They’re all just so pretty, you just gotta get these feelings out sometimes.

Warning for shameless overuse of italics and dumb boys being dumb (but what else is new).

Also up on the AO3.

Sophomore year Blaine decides to move out of the college dorms. He just likes the idea of having a place of his own. And Tina knows a guy from her job at the diner who’s looking for a new roommate just now, after his old one moved to LA to become an actress.

The guy’s name is Kurt and Blaine likes him immediately. He has amazing hair and a very cute smile and wears really tight pants and is just a little awkward.

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I think

the reason why I love the goblin archetype so much is that it’s a design thats open to a lot of variation in pop culture rather than say..dwarves?  For example, if your watching/reading a fantasy thing and a dwarf is in it, there’s a good chance he’s going to be some variation of swarthy bearded guy/gal.  However, goblin designs are pretty much “whatever you like” which is as close to preserving the classic, pre-victorian idea of fairy that we can get nowadays. 

For example 

D&D goblin- drawn sometime during the 1970s I presume. A basic goblin. Familiar to stoned rpg players. 

Goblins as scene in that Rankin Bass  version of the Hobbit. They are huge and have little cat noses. 

The king of goblins who is Bowie. 

So yeah, tl;dr goblins come in all the colors of the rainbow and I’m proud of them. 


I am totally in love with this tv show, not just because we have pretty guys, pretty girls and pretty things about life. It’s just because we have everything bad and good there because our lives aren’t perfect and that’s why i love skam. 

They show everything that happens nowadays with our society. They show every struggle about it and that’s why i am completely obsessed with it. 

They don’t cover up the ‘’imperfections’’ of caracters’ faces, they just show real people, real love, real world, reality and i really want to say thank you to the person who had the idea to make this serie, the best serie in the world, i can’t stop thinking about it for one minute, it’s completely insane and the things you learn while you are watching every ep are amazing and i think it’s important to educate the new generation as well. 

It’s everything i want to say: THANK YOU. 

anonymous asked:

Excuseeeee me, boss of the gods is obviously me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not just you, but us [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Btw I got this idea as we finally got to know all their special powers. 

What if the Gods fight each other with only their special abilities? Who shall stand to be the last survivor and officially gain the right to be the mighty ‘Boss’? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *inspiration

Leon: holy kucing I think he might actually have a pretty good chance to win because he can weaken the opponent with org-I mean, INTENSE PLEASURE

Scorpio: super good power because he can read people’s mind to know their weaknessーthat is, if he managed to touch them. He’s going to have a hard time.

Teorus: STRONG CANDIDATE TO WIN!! I mean like, TIME FREEZE GUYS!!! He can just stop time and kick everyone’s ass then WIN

Dui: his telepathy is useful as he can distract his enemies! Mental damage is just as strong but he got to know how to make them suffer mentally LOL

Huedhaut: basically invincible because he can see the future. Teorus might be his biggest problem as just because he can see the future doesn’t mean he counterattacks them properly.

Ichthys: unfortunately his power is more of supporting instead offensive. Unless he can make himself immortal with his healing power it’s going to be hard but he might have a slight chance with his creative prank LOL

Karno: I’m not pretty sure but if Karno truly can amplify everything, then he basically can weaken the opponents along with their abilities! Or he can make himself have a power boost!

Zyglavis: manipulating shadow is a pretty good ability for offensive! Especially for sneak attack ;) whether he got the chance to win, it depends on how he uses his ability (I must say he got a good chance tho)

Aigonorus: he can communicate with animals and command them. Got himself thousands of herald and megalodons he could take over the world while taking a nap. Just need some motivation to win.

Krioff: super powerful offensive but how he controls his power depends on his emotion stability so his weak point is the kind of ability holder like Dui/Scorpio/Partheno/Karno (and maybe Leon? HAHAHA). Either way Krioff might be the best special ability user in term of pure offensive strength.

Tauxolouve: lowest chance to win. I don’t think ‘gotta kiss my bro so i know how he die’ tactic gonna works.

Partheno: I don’t know how strong and how far his ‘charm/attracting/deceive’ ability goes. If by chance he could actually abuse more to the point of making them submit, he can build himself an army and making his enemies to be his servants wwww

thetourguidebarbie  asked:

rival competitive chorus conductor au + "last year i made a bet with you that my students would beat yours in the rankings this year i didn't think you'd actually REMEMBER fuck you won" 😇

Okay, so sadly there is minimal smut here. I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IN MINI. I will do better with the others!

Good Old Fashioned Rivalry

Her phone buzzes on her coffee table and Caroline glares at it resentfully. She’s got a pretty good idea who’s texting her. She’d turned down Kat’s offer to go out and drown her post-loss sorrows and Bon’s out of town. Few of her other acquaintances would reach out this time on a Friday evening.

Ugh, couldn’t he have at least waited a day? Let her lick her wounds in peace? She’d been so sure her programme was a winner, had drilled the kids mercilessly for weeks. It had paid off and they’re performance had been nearly flawless, and so pleased with themselves. To lose by a measly tenth of a point had been heartbreaking and Caroline was already planning to bring ‘Cheer up, you’re awesome’ cupcakes on Monday and let them go wild at rehearsal, high on sugar and songs from Disney scores.

They deserved a break though apparently she didn’t merit one.

Why had she made that stupid bet? And why couldn’t the drinks they’d shared afterwards have worked their magic and made him forget it? If only they’d had a few more. Caroline certainly wished she could forget those minutes she’d spent on his lap in the back of that cab they’d shared. Remembering had proven to be a curse over the last few months.

She’d replayed it in her mind way too often. She told herself she wasn’t disappointed that things had ended prematurely that night, before things could get all that interesting or irrevocable. Klaus’ hands had lingered on her thighs, just brushing her panties instead of slipping underneath, a frustrating tease that had had her panting into his mouth. The driver had interrupted them, screeching to a stop and barking out a demand for payment. It was for the best, Caroline had told herself, as she’d straightened her skirt and scurried inside with a hasty goodnight tossed over her shoulder. She’d found herself watching his hands at competitions, instead of doing her job and paying attention to his choir, too often as it was. If they’d gone further? She’d never be able to keep her composure in his presence and it would be a disaster.

God, he’d be so smug if he knew.

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Oh!!! Since Sympathy for the Devil is on Taliesin’s Percy playlist I can tell you something cool about it :D

Sympathy for the Devil is partly based on a Russian novel called The Master and Margarita. It’s this multi-part satire about the devil coming to Moscow with his cronies and screwing with the communist elites, and also kind of about Jesus, AND about the titular Master and Margarita.

I read it in high school, so here’s what I remember cobbled together with the wikipedia summary: the Master is a writer, who is trying to complete a book (about Jesus) that he burns, (I think because he believes it’s too dangerous and edgy) and after that he kind of exiles himself from society and hates everybody and is sad. And his lover, Margarita, becomes a witch, learns to fly, and survives a fancy ball surrounded by evil historical figures from hell, and then makes a deal with the devil for the Master’s freedom. And they both sort of die but not really? They go to a sort of Limbo-thing, anyway, out of reach of Heaven and Hell, and having regained their faith in humanity.

And I thought that was really cool because it reminds me a lot of the Briarwoods, but…it also kind of reminds me of Percy and Vex :) with Vex trying to restore Percy’s faith and free him from the burdens of his work, and Percy’s denial and refusal of the Gods’ control. And also with the flying. Also, Margarita and Vex both get naked a lot.

Guys. I understand the enthusiasm about potentially having a new episode on 29 January, but the chances are pretty much zero. As one of the three setlockers who was around for all of ep 3 filming, there is really just no evidence for it. When you consider the fact that they didn’t do filming in London, the amount of time on it was pretty much exactly the same as the other two and we know Ben and Martin were out and about doing other things directly after. It’s a nice thought and all and I wouldn’t be mad if it did happen, but as it stands from what we witnessed, there just does not seem to be enough proof for it to happen. Obviously I could be wrong, but chances are pretty good I’m not.

gayprinceofgallifrey  asked:

I dont really understand that whole multiple gods from different religions existing at once thing because if Apollo controls the sun how does Ra do the same. The closest i've come to understand is that they brag about the extent of their powers while it isnt true. Like harnessing the suns energy but not the entire sun. Also how Jesus and God exist in their world too. If you've seen Supernatural i think thats also a pretty good interpretation of it. Btw that book idea sounds great

there’s a great book, which is finally being turned into a TV show that looks wonderful, call American Gods, everyone should read it for it’s own worth, it’s strange dark and otherworldly. Any ways the main character keeps having “dreams” of being “in the earth and under the earth” where in he meets a Native American man with a buffalo’s head and the buffalo man (who is America itself) tells him “Believe” Shadow asks “believe what?” “believe EVERYTHING!” which is a basically good guide to Gods in this context, is Ra the Sun god/the sun itself? yes yes he is, just Apollo drive the sun across the sky every day? also yes, is the sun a huge ball of nuclear fire millions of miles away from earth that we’re spinning around? sure. In my book idea I thought of reality as an onion, layers, we see what we see, but doesn’t mean that an onion skin width away from us a giant isn’t walking down the same street, Gods being things that can cross over or be on more than one layer at once, I felt like that was a good way to explain why Norse gods and Greek ones or whatever wouldn’t meet. Any ways i don’t get too hung up on the contradictions in Rick’s Gods, to quote Walt Whitman “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” 

also thank you very much for those kind words. 

…it’s not a show about a relationship and there’s a parallel connection I’m noticing between people who care a lot about one relationship in a show and the people who are having the least fun watching that show. I don’t like the idea of catering to the squeaky wheels because I believe in a silent majority that enjoys television. And I think it’s fucking fantastic if you can be so immersed in a show that you care whether two people hook up but I think that’s sad when that amounts to you watching a show through a hateful lens, not enjoying anything, tallying moments of eye contact, complaining about everything, spending longer than it takes to watch an episode to write an essay about how much someone disappointed you with the writing of a show that’s supposed to make you laugh and feel good.
—  Dan Harmon, commenting on Jeff/Annie and making me think about pretty much every fandom I’ve ever been in

Okay, on one hand the idea that Nathaniel doesn’t go off to the Free Marches until he’s 22 is a good thing because it lets me write my original idea for the Seb/Nate fic. Nate’s just there for a family holiday and his and Seb’s thing is a bit of holiday fun. 

One the other hand that means I have to go along with the idea that Nathaniel wasn’t sent off to squire for Ser Rodolphe Verley until he was twenty-two years old??? Really? Rendon Howe neglected training his son ‘in the arts of war’ until he was 22? Nathaniel was running around after Ser Rodolphe in a pack of squires who were all like 6-8 years younger than him?

Like jfc, I think sending Nathaniel, the eldest son and expected heir, off at the age of 22 to be a squire to a knight who’s a fixture at the Court of a nearby Kingdom would probably be a very public humiliation? He can’t do anything with this grown man so he’s going to effectively strip Nathaniel of his adult status? And not just to Nathaniel, but to Rendon as well because this is an admission of his failure.

I know Rendon Howe is a bastard, but there’s nothing in the game or WoT that indicates his relationship with Nathaniel was that bad. In fact, he seems to have been a decent enough father, even if he was an utter turd in most other respects. At the very least, he’d be savvy enough in a political sense not to open himself to criticism on that front. 

On this matter, I elect to flush canon down the shitter. Nathaniel was 15 when he began to squire for Ser Rodolphe. It tanks my original idea but I can’t adopt the ridiculous to preserve that. 

“nazi bashing will only alienate the moderate nazis!!” alright, sure, tell me more about how you want those who think mass-murdering people would be acceptable to feel welcome in polite society. the fuck even is a “moderate nazi” i’m pretty sure if you’re even on the fence when it comes to deciding whether or not genocide is a Good Thing, there’s something deeply wrong with you. i have absolutely no qualms about alienating people like that. i don’t want to make them feel comfortable in any modern, global, multicultural society when their idea of “comfortable” only comes “after i’ve destroyed everyone who dared to be slightly different from me”.

seriously, what the hell has happened to us?? i don’t post a lot about social issues because i don’t want to get wrapped up in the polarized hellscape that is this website and politics, but fuck it, it’s my blog, and this is something i’ve been thinking a lot about. i don’t want nazis to feel comfortable. i respect people by default, but fucking seriously, if you’ve decided to support a cause like “kill all minorities” for whatever reason, i want absolutely nothing to do with you, and neither should anyone else. 

i’ll have a civil conversation with these people about ideologies and why they’re wrong when i know i have a chance of getting through to them. and i know i won’t have a chance of getting through to them if people continue to help them feel like their worldview isn’t despicable in every conceivable way. but sure, don’t alienate the nazis. got it. make the nazis feel welcome and comfortable. so glad to hear you’d accept having someone with a disgusting ideology that advocates mass murder that is fully a choice they made and committed to for a neighbour. a teacher. a world leader. 

you can’t convince nazis they’re unacceptable without showing them that they won’t be accepted if they insist on continuing to be nazis.

anonymous asked:

I don't think that Versus garnered as much attention as they thought it would. Like it didn't trend, the articles surrounding it weren't read. Simply because just no one cares anymore. They're going to have be extra, whether fake or not, because they're boring now. They've done everything but show dick and labia. At this point they're just doing it for the kids. The gag is that kids don't buy shit. Lmao


LMAO!! Nonnie, you got me rolling! But don’t give them any ideas! I don’t want the next Versus video to be the Zigi sex tape. *shudders*

But you’re right, nonnie. People are over Zigi aside from the kiddos who still think just being pretty together equals goalz!! So extra is what we get and boy oh boy! Yolanda is going all out for sure.

Honestly, it reeks of desperation. They’ll clearly stop at nothing to try to convince us that, dammit, they’re in love and do shit together like real couples do!

Sad and quite embarrassing. Just end this circus.

anonymous asked:

Can you make a couples post about Kevin and thea please make it up as you go along if you have to, please. I love your writing and ideas.

thank you lovely, i’ll try my best bc they’re so good


who is more likely to hurt the other?

I think kevin is an ~idiot and he’d probably say something thoughtless about Thea’s form 

I also think that he canonically abandoned her without a single fucking word when he left the ravens and that a lot of her anger after that comes from hurt

I think they’re both pretty damaged and susceptible to hurt tbh, but kevin doesn’t seem to understand when he’s hurting people

who is emotionally stronger?

proooooobs thea I mean. she braved the nest and came out the other side with her head on straight. she did not for a second let kevin fuckin day get to her. she’s still soft on the inside, and exy’s become kind of a coping mechanism in a lot of ways, but she’s less obviously fucked up by the moriyamas then kevin is (simply bc she was less important to them yikes)

who is physically stronger?

THEA BOYYYYY this isn’t even up for debate!!!!! neil describes her as being built like a tank, she’s an unstoppable fucking powerhouse on the court, we’re talking serena williams’ body type, just like.. immovable and gorgeous. kevin is so shaken he’s in love w her muscles….. he wants to be knocked to the fucking floor by her……. she fires a ball into his helmet so hard that it cracks and he pops a boner

who is more likely to break a bone? 

hilarious im gonna say the boy w the infamously broken hand 

who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

good question I have no fucking clue they can both be dicks if the situation calls for it

I’m going to say that thea knows what to say to give kevin mad cold shoulder and she can smoke him out in a SECOND if he’s being a dick like she knows when to ignore him and when to back him into a corner

but kevin tends to be unnecessarily rude more often. he’s mean bc he knows that it gets results. thea does not tolerate him bringing this attitude home w him

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? 

neither? bitch?? if both of them believe they’re right there are gonna be exactly zero (0) sorry’s

I do think they’re probably softer w each other when they’re one on one and I’d be willing to bet that their arguments end with kevin explaining things to death and thea listening and narrowing her eyes a lot and holding the front of his shirt bc she’s mad but she still wants contact and they kiss and make up w out actually ever saying the words

who treats who’s wounds more often? 

I think in the nest you’ve gotta take care of each other, so they both learn to sit the other down and hold gentle hands to the injured person’s sternum to keep them down, and they sit and wrap gauze. it’s v intimate. they probably did it for the first time when thea was playing for the ravens and kevin had yet to debut on the raven line, and there was enough of an age difference between them that it was pretty innocent. thea was overworked and hit for her trouble and kevin came up bc he was terribly impressed by her and a little bit in love and he dabbed at her cuts like the clumsy 17 year old that he was

who is in constant need of comfort? 

it’s mutual bc their pasts are mutual, but I’m willing to bet that it’s kevin who wakes up sweating and crying, & thea knows how to give enough distance and turn on the lights so he remembers where he’s not. He was in shackles for longer. he still kinda hates himself sometimes. thea strokes the chess piece on his cheek and tells him that he checked riko straight to hell

who gets more jealous? 

shit man idk?? neither of them really have room for anything in their lives other than exy and each other (and reluctant connection w teammates/family) so there’s not a lot of jealousy fodder. and they’re never gonna be jealous of the other person caring more about exy than them bc like. that’s understood. if I had to guess I might say thea’s jealous of the world falling all over themselves to get a glimpse at Kevin Day you know

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

I hate to say either bc they’re a really good match and I feel like they’d bounce back really easily, but it’s possible that they fade away from each other when they’re getting their footing on their respective teams. thea can feel herself getting distracted and she pulls out. kevin shows up like???? >:( and they make up on the spot

who will propose? 

probably kevin bc he does the math and realizes that thea is the best thing that’s ever happened to him in his LIFE. he’s probably 10 shots of vodka deep and he looks up suddenly like :O wait a second she’s perfect??? how do I keep her? and nicky has to be like dude.. have u heard of marriage….. it’s nifty and it’s been legal for you straight people for a bajillion years

who has the most difficult parents?

i know literally nothing about thea’s parents but considering jean’s family was a shitty mess that got caught up in the moriyamas I’m assuming most or all of the ravens are in similar situations?? they play for…. the mafia…..

so unless they’re saints, they’re definitely not better than david wymack can I get an amen

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

im trying to picture them holding hands…….. I think they would in a like… come here! hurry ur ass up! kind of way like thea spends all her time dragging kevin’s oblivious ass around

who comes up for the other all the time? 

considering neither of them mentioned each other or their relationship for like two books…….. idk

i bet you in an easier world it would be kevin though. (my gf is beautiful and strong. she could obliterate u w one swing of her racquet. she wears pretty pastels on her face. i want to kiss her)

who hogs the blankets? 

don’t tell but kevin’s obsessed w feeling coddled and warm and I’m willing to bet that he hogs both the blankets and the woman until thea is also bundled up. i hope they learn to cuddle. I bet they’re rlly bad at it at first but it gets easier and more constant over time

who gets more sad? 

again like. I know v little about thea’s background but if she’s in the nest she’s in deep shit. the both of them were assets that had their lives manipulated out of their own hands. kevin’s wound is open and thea’s is poorly sewn up and neither of them are doctors tbh it takes time and professional help until thea can take her old jersey number off of her necklace and replace it with a chess piece pendant (3 guesses which one)

who is better at cheering the other up? 

they’re reeeally bad at this tbh both of them are like ‘uhhhh… don’t cry.. please..rlly.. stop’ spoilers it’s bc they’ve never been properly comforted themselves :))))

BUT as time goes on kevin starts clumsily recreating things the foxes have said to him and it’s really sweet, and thea can be v mellow when they’re alone together, so she’ll take his bad hand and massage the tension out of it, and smooth his hair back and tell him what an idiot he’s being but like.. fondly

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?


who is more streetwise?

I still know nothing about thea but I’m willing to bet that it’s her bc she’s been out in the world for longer?? idk where she was before evermore but she’s already building a life for herself after it when we meet her. kevin’s fresh out of it. he’s messed up but he was messed up indoors under lock and key. all he has now is a little experience from columbia and from watching andrew

who is more wise?

tough to say? I get the feeling that thea knows better than kevin? idky she just….. knows

he’s oblivious at best tbh he knows obscure facts and exy exy exy. thea does too but she also has that practicality and survival baked into her. she seems sharp to me

who’s the shyest? 

not really shy so much as unwilling to show mmmmm anything about themselves until they’re in deep. Thea comes in and orders neil out of the room the first time she meets him ! like she has every right to be pissed but she doesn’t seem stressed that she’ll be disobeyed or come across as rude. I think she’s familiar with being listened to. kev has that sickly media personality and a seven layer cake of repression underneath that so..

pick ur poison. they’re both mostly bravado anyway

who boasts about the other more? 

again, in a perfect world, kevin’s bragging about thea

but as is thea gets all these questions about kevin in interviews and she’s like “hi we’re here to talk about me” but if they ask the right question she’ll get this sly smile and drop them some subliminal messaging type hints about their relationship and move on

kevin’s more sputtery and obvious about thea. she’s his weakness

who sits on who’s lap?

I bet it’s both bc kevin’s obsessed w thea’s thighs on either side of his lap & her weight on top of him and thea likes how pliant and focused kevin gets when he’s looking down at her