I need soft klunk/ hance/ klance/ heith rn if you have any headcanons, scenarios, etc
hunk and keith like to watch lance playing video games! keith is the bf who’s yelling at the screen about what lance should do (he is usually wrong. lance tries to do what he thinks anyway and then saves himself at the last minute) and hunk is the bf who says things like “you’re doing great and i love you!” every time lance pushes a button.
also, for 2player games, they’ve established keith plays the loser of the first round. they can’t remember when they decided that but it’s a thing. hunk always wins.
keith and lance talking about hunk are the embodiment of the “when will your fave ever” meme
lance: “the other day, i saw hunk turn oxygen into carbon dioxide! he literally took gas, and turned it into another gas! when will your fave ever?” keith: “holy shit!!! i saw him stand, and he put one leg in front of the other, and kept doing that, and he was moving!” lance: “holy shit!!!!!!”
hunk and keith both have lordosis and it’s very painful for both of them (keith won’t let you know he’s Suffering™ though. he usually just pretends it’s not there) so lance did thorough research on ways to manage lordosis and the pain that comes with it and told them what he found out in hopes that would help a little bit. hunk knew most of it already. keith looked him dead in the eye, and said, complete deadpan. “i don’t even know what a spine is. what’s a lord the oats. is it a fruit”
hunk and lance tell keith “stop making me laugh when i try to get you to take care of yourself” on a daily basis. keith never graces them with a response
“and just like that, keith was gone…. if he was ever there at all….” “keith we know you’re under the bed.” “dammit.”
every time they cuddle with a blanket it has to be lance’s blanket. it just has to. his smells the best.
hunk is the middle spoon!! sometimes he lets the others be the middle spoon though. he likes switching it up.
they have fun dance sessions!! at first keith was kind of embarrassed to participate bc he thought it was silly, but lance and hunk taught him that that was the entire point. also they now know how to line dance. thanks keith
lance says Really Heavy Shit at like 3AM that makes the others worry about him but then he has no memory of it in the morning.
lance likes mint chocolate ice cream and keith and hunk feel betrayed
lance doesn’t like pineapple pizza and keith and hunk feel betrayed by that too
keith and hunk bite down on their ice cream and lance is terrified.
they’ll never say it out loud (on purpose), but hunk is keith and lance’s favorite boyfriend. yea they love each other but like… they love hunk more. a few times it slips and the other is just like “…same.” like?? they can’t even be mad. hunk is the best.
hunk makes/gives them… so many presents. lance shows them off to everyone like “look what my boyfriend gave me!!!!! he’s great and i love him!!!!!!” keith hides them all in a Very Secret Place so he doesn’t lose them and can keep them forever.
i hope you’re doing ok, anon