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Makeup Voiceover;Johnny

Request: Hiii I loved your Jaehyun voiceover scenario, can you please make one for Johnny if you haven’t already? Thanks! :) ♡

  • i actually love writing this series oh my
  • but in reality i dont know a single thing about makeup
  • so sorry if it gets really boring and repetitive for each member ;-;
  • google’s my best friend, if not i wouldn’t even know a single brand yes
  • okay let’s start with chicago monster let’s go

  • so many of your subscribers wanted him to do the makeup voiceover challenge

  • firstly because he has his own youtube channel too, and both of you are like the power youtube couple
  • and he’s always mentioning about you, so are you
  • but mainly because
  • in your vlog once you caught him on tape once using your eyeliner as a pen
  • “oh my god johnny what are you doing”
  • “i’ve never seen a pen like this before?? omg it’s so watery”
  • “are you serious omg HAHAHA GUYS look at my boyfriend”
  • “what????”
  • “it’s an eyeliner johnny”
  • “a what- OH NO WONDER HAHAHA”
  • “this is what i have to deal with everyday guys- a clueless giant, unlike on his channel where you all only see his cool side”
  • “yOU CAN’T BLAME ME BABE IT DOES LOOK LIKE A PEN??”
  • which is why tons of comments started to come in after that vlog
  • saying that it’d be hilarious to see johnny doing it
  • so after talking to johnny about it he agreed
  • because he was confident in himself
  • so one day you push him out of your room so you can film the video
  • and every 5 minutes you’d hear him screaming
  • “hURRY UP BABE IM EXCITED”
  • after 45 minutes you let him in
  • and he has this cheeky smile on his face
  • and you can tell he’s very excited
  • “okay start now!!”
  • so he plays the video and starts recording
  • “hello everyone, it’s johnny seo here and im finally here to do the makeup voiceover”
  • “apparently because you guys are excited to laugh at me over that eyeliner incident”
  • “-I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TODAY”
  • “okay enough talking let’s start”
  • “just look at bare faced Y/N, so pretty”
  • “so first off, foundation”
  • “she’s using the l'oreal paris brand one”
  • “oh she’s taking her beauty blender- SEE GUYS I KNOW WHAT IT IS’
  • “yeah it’s because i told you after you endlessly referred it to an egg months ago”
  • “you all didn’t hear that-”
  • “squeeze a little out on the blender and dab it on your face”
  • “blend and make sure there aren’t any patches”
  • “i honestly dont see any difference?? but oh well you look good nonetheless”
  • “okay moving on”
  • “she’s doing her eyes”
  • “she always talks about this- her favourite palette, the Lorac Pro? is that the name- eyeshadow palette!!”
  • “today she’s using the light pink shade”
  • “with a little bit of nude”
  • “she looks like she’d winking- at me of course HAHA”
  • “oh she’s done!”
  • hears his own shout in the background of the video
  • “wait was that me?”
  • “yes it was”
  • “sorry guys, i was too excited”
  • “over with that,”
  • “oh it’s that pen! oh wait eyeliner-”
  • “why is she laughing”
  • “wait babe why aren’t you putting it on”
  • “just wanted to bring it in for some laughs, didn’t use it for this look hehe”
  • “justice for johnny guys, save me from this evil girlfriend”
  • “but damn she looks so cute laughing though”
  • “okay she’s cooled down- her face’s still red though aw”
  • pinches your cheek
  • “she taking out another stick”
  • “the uh nyc wonder stick that is”
  • “woah wait what it has two ends to it HOW COOL”
  • “baby’s using the lighter end”
  • “drawing lines on her upper cheek”
  • “oh she’s turning to the darker end”
  • “and drawing lines again?”
  • “what is this for- oh she’s blending it”
  • “oH i think it’s called contouring and highlighting?”
  • “you’re right babe”
  • “h a h”
  • “oh look her shining”
  • “god so gorgeous”
  • “my heart’s beating too quickly i can’t do this anymore do we still have a long way to go?”
  • “stop it omg. almost there, babe”
  • “why is she laughing again-”
  • “i think i just heard another shout from outside….”
  • “sorry guys”
  • “okay she’s done again, and applying blush right now”
  • “just look at her rosy cheeks!!!”
  • “did i mention the brand?”
  • “i didn’t catch it oh no i got distracted im so sorry”
  • “but it’s er-”
  • “i’ll just insert a caption don’t worry about it”
  • “my babe’s the best”
  • “oh i think this is the last one- lipstick!!!”
  • “look at those plump lips-”
  • “she’s using the Neutrogena one-”
  • “it looks like a crayon?? IS THIS A CRAYON?”
  • “wow i learn new things everyday”
  • “okay but just look at this cutie pouting her lips”
  • “and…. she’s done!!!”
  • “wow, im in love with a goddess”
  • “this is my talented girlfriend right here”
  • “this video ended too quickly???”
  • “aw anyways thank you for watching and please do continue supporting Y/N!!”
  • “and if you didn’t know, we come in a package so do check my channel out too- kidding”
  • “do subscribe, like and comment, this has been Y/N’s wonderful boyfriend, johnny!”
  • after he’s done he has the most satisfied smile on his face
  • and he attacks you with a hug for no reason
  • and your heart just melts because, he’s the funniest yet sweetest person ever??
  • “babe i think i should delete my own channel and join yours instead”

anonymous asked:

JAS OK SIT DOWN IMMA TELL U A LITTLE STORY OK HERE SO WHEN THE BELL RANG I PULLED OUT MY PHONE AND I HAVE NOTIFS FOR DNPS TWEETS RIGHT SO I SEE THE ONE THAT DAN RETWEETED FIRST (IDK WHY) AND IT DIDNT HAVE AN EXPLICIT CAPTION SO I TURNED TO MY FRIEND AND WAS LIKE "LOL CONFIRMATION THEYRE MOVING OUT" AND THEN I GOT THE NOTIF FOR PHIL WHICH SAID "WE'RE MOVING OUT" AND I LITERALLY JUMPED STRAIGHT DOWN TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS AND SPRINTED DOWN THE HALLWAY SCREAMING "IM NOT OKAY" I THINK I CRIED A BIT

here is my we’re moving out story: ok. i was busy today. turns out i had a gyno appt. chill. had my boobs felt up while knowing dan and phil were moving but not actually having watched the video. i almost cried. then i went to therapy. still hadn’t watched the video. still internally bleeding. got home. cried.

[ Dialogue Caption:

Cherry: Like what?

Captain: She’s a monstrous self absorbed tyrant. I’d love to say that to her face. And all the suffering she’s caused? All the gems she shattered cuz they got born in a way she doesn’t like… I think she needs to pay for that.

Cherry: Maybe the diamonds oughtta get shattered for a change…

Captain: yeah, you’re right.

Cherry: Would that even solve anythin’? They’ve still got like a million followers back on homeworld. I dunno if anygem could fix that… Maybe it’s best for us to keep mindin’ our own business.

Captain: We do have it pretty good…  ]

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“Baaaabe! Wake up!! We have a surprise for you!” I opened my eyes to Kian, my boyfriend of three years and Corey, our housemate standing over me. “What is it?” I murmured half afraid that this was a prank and I was about to be thrown into the pool outside. “We got tickets to a Padre’s game tonight! We’re all gonna drive up there for the game and get a hotel and stay the night!” Kian beamed. Baseball was a sport we both loved and we loved to go to games. I smile and look up at Kian “When do we leave?” “In an hour!” I get up and hop into the shower, and then go to my closet and pull out my boyfriend jeans and one of Kian’s padre’s jersey and a baseball hat. I walk into the kitchen and smile at the boys wrestling on the living room floor. I lived with Kian, JC, Corey, Bobby and Fran the boys were all goofing off while Fran was sitting on the counter rolling her eyes and laughing at the sight in front of her. “This is going to be a fun car trip.” She says smiling at me.

A few hours later we pull up to our hotel, which is walking distance from the field and we all go check into our rooms. Me and Ki have our own thankfully, we walk in and drop our stuff off and Kian kisses me passionately and we fall onto to bed. He reaches up to take off my shirt and I stop him “we don’t have enough time before the game” I say breathlessly not wanting to stop but knowing we had to. “After” I whisper as I kiss his head. “Fine.” He whines, he doesn’t like to wait.

I touch up my makeup, and call Kian over for a picture. We pose in the mirror before heading out to door down to the lobby to meet up with the gang. We get down there and the hotel clerk takes a photo of all of us before we head out the door to walk to the field. Corey is behind us snap chatting me and Kian walking hand in hand “goals” him and Bobby scream into the camera. They love to flaunt our relationship. We just turn and giggle at them “oh shut up” Kian laughs.

We get to the game and we find our seats, Bobby leaves to go grab beer for everyone and Kian stops the vender walking around the stands for a pretzel and cheese for me. “Thanks baby” I smile at him as he hands it to me. As I take it the Padre’s hit a home run letting three of their players run home leaving the score 4-0 in the bottom of the second inning. “Yeah go padre’s!” Kian screams. I shake my head, he loves baseball. I admire him as he’s standing next to me. He looks so fucking hot in his ripped jeans and jersey. We had always been really close, and since we started dating somehow I fell more and more in love with him every day. I opened up Snapchat on my phone and took a picture of him standing up clapping and wrote “how sexy is my boyfriend👅” and added it to my story after saving it to post to my Instagram story and my twitter.

He really was my best friend, I relied on him for everything. Him and JC welcomed me into their family and I was forever grateful. Fran nudged me “hey I have to pee, are you coming?” I smiled and nodded, leaned over and whispered to Kian that I’d be right back and he handed me his wallet Incase I wanted to buy anything. I gave him a quick kiss and took Fran by the hand and off we went. We took our time wandering around the shops, I found a jersey Kian didn’t own, but would look hot in and a hat that I wanted and we headed back to our seats.

I sit down next to Ki and hand him the bag with the jersey in it, he looks inside smiles, and quickly replaces the shirt he’s wearing with the jersey. “Thanks babe” he kisses my forehead. “You paid for it, I just picked it out.” I giggled.

Seven innings later and the look on Kian’s face as it lit up watching fireworks after his favorite team won the game was my favorite sight to see. I quickly took a picture and posted it to Instagram tagging him and saying “I love the way your face lights up when you look at something you love. ❤️”

On the walk back to the hotel JC was teasing me about my lovey captions involving Kian. “It’s true” I shrugged “I’m Kian’s biggest fan.” I said as I jumped on his back for a piggy back ride. He carried me all the way back to our room and put me down on our bed. He kissed my forehead and said “I love you Princess. Now, I think you promised me something after we got back…” his voice trailed off as he placed kisses all down my neck. “I believe you are right Sir Lawley.”

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(they pronouns)
um. i got a new jacket and i think it makes me look like a suuuuper gay (and autistic) lesbian…am i right?

anyway happy lesbian visibility day to all you lovely lesbians but especially to my fellow NB ones! 🌈💜💯

Jin's Real Singing Voice
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Jin's Real Singing Voice

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michael chu loves genji enough for all of us like i cant stop thinking about jeff kaplan and how when he was on that one gameshow with seagull they quizzed them on character quotes and the moment they got to genji jeff kaplan got them right and he was like “i work with michael chu. of course i know this. god” and when they asked him to caption a meme he literally went “michael chu please make pharmercy canon” like michael chu is a lesbophobic genji stan

anonymous asked:

Ty is an attention seeker. PR or Not (I know its definitely PR) he loves the attention he's getting. And he's only getting it from Lauren's fans, you know, the ass kissers?? The ones that could see him kissing another girl and be like "y'all are so pressed omg, they're just friends and friends kiss all the time" I swear they see no wrong in him just to be on Laurens "good side"

I agree, he knows how to get into fans minds. He doesn’t fool anyone with the “change” in regards to his homophobic and chauvinistic views. 

Have you seen his latest Instagram post, captioned “Leave your legs shaking”? Its inappropriate, immature and potentially sexualising Lauren. Imagine her family seeing these posts and what they must be thinking? They’ve got an incredible, generous daughter who socially and politically engages in activism to protect our human rights and yet she’s “vibing” with a misogynist? I don’t think so. 

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I’m not very good at making comics so excuse the bad quality // I tried to shorten it a bit, but I guess it’s still a bit long huh //

So Asahi has a lot of baby Eevees because he takes care of pretty much any Pokemon he finds, and sometimes some of these Pokemon end up finding good new trainers! So of course I ended up having this idea pff // Ace will evolve into a Jolteon btw :3c

Maybe the idea is a little cheesy but // pff I can’t help it. This comic is supposed to happen before the “story” begins in this AU `v´ The Pokemon equivalent of a first year Noya forming a closer bond with second year Asahi, who ends up becoming his double battle partner later on~ :3c Asahi at this point still hasn’t become an actual breeder, and is referred to as “ace trainer” for being good at battles, as his Pokemon are always well taken-care of, in which case he is a power house to be recognized by his buddies. Though he doesn’t really have much confidence in himself as a trainer. Noya however sees great potential in him, and gets to the habit of visitting the place where he cares for his Pokemon - and stray Pokemon he helps out of the streets, because what a good guy right~ Details on the whole story will come up soon hopefully, I really want to work on this `v´ for now have a little cheesy comic explaining how Noya got a Pokemon again, because yes.

Wow I think I write a lot on these Pokemon AU captions // Sorry I get too excited ;v; But I hope y’all are enjoying the ideas I share!

[More Haikyuu Pokemon AU here!]

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IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST AONE FACE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN OR IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST AONE FACE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?!?!

You adorable BFG, please let me sit next to you on the train next time <3 I can’t believe they didn’t show us where the ball went after that monster of a serve~ Like, are they looking up? Did it make a hole in the wall? Did it explode??! And Futakuchi….Sneaky, salty captain……If Datekou ever made a scrapbook I bet the caption would go like this (Feel free to fill in your own caption):

He even takes a knee. Looking at it out of context people would probably think he’s somewhere between about to propose and throwing up….hahaha

But we can’t forget Karasuno. And I’m glad I was right about Kageyama not reverting to his old tyrant ways. Instead, we got a look at the new Brady Bunch, Adams Family, whatever you want it to be Crow Family. Like, just look at this perfect family portrait:

You could totally hear this as that bunch of crows in your neighborhood tree all squawking at the same time at 3 in the morning lolol

Noya……you’re enjoying this a bit too much….especially considering you were about to murder your own kouhai like minutes ago….But in all honesty, I’m really curious to see how Karasuno’s gonna develop from here on out with this new change in communication dynamics ^^