i think i can tag it as that

anonymous asked:

I just went thru ur entire blog (instead of homework) and I love u and this made my heart happy. Also for your consideration: obscure southern phrases. My favorite bein "cold as a witch's tit" and other such stuff (I'm texan IDK what constitutes southern slang 😅) ps ur art is beautiful and the tags you leave for other artists are so nice

aw omg thank you so much!!!!! im so glad you think so its so nice of you to send such a nice ask :’)) i m laughing really hard at “cold as a witch’s tit” omg??? the south is truly amazing

Weekly Voltron Fic Recs #25

Rules: You can find past weekly rec lists here, and non-list recs in my general fic rec tag. This is stuff I like, and I have a huge bias toward Lance, hurt/comfort, and general fluff, in that order. Gen unless otherwise noted. Please comment on the fics if you read and enjoy them!

Happy quarter life to this ridiculous feature. I need to stop procastinating on these.

The Lion at the End of the Tunnel by Outworld
Words: 3,488
Author’s Summary: Pidge bites off more than she can chew in an act of grand space piracy gone wrong. Aboard a dying starship with few options, she’s starting to think this might be her last mistake until she discovers a certain idiot has done something very stupid.
My Comments: Tagged Lance/Pidge but reads platonic. This is a great action fic with perfect character voices. I love these two together so very, very much.

Truce by kyanve
Words: 42,709 (WIP 7/?)
Author’s Summary: “EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IN EVERYONE ELSE’S HEADHOLES!” - because that feels like one of a few things that needs exploring.The new team can be a perfectly good one, but the odds of finding any five people who don’t know each other THAT well who’ll be thrilled with being mentally linked to giant sapient mechanical god-beasts and each other is basically nonexistent. It’s a recipe for whacking heads into it, avoiding it, trying to pretend it’s not there, and generally making an already awkward train wreck of a situation more awkward and confusing.Keith as main PoV because I would go insane doing this from more than one PoV and it would turn into more of a novel than it’s already looking like it’ll be, and who better to explore “sudden unasked for mental links to other beings” than someone with abandonment issues and trust issues everywhere *and* a few good big secrets?This starts around beginning of canon and I have parts to clean up and post going all the way through Season 2; it’s weaving through almost entirely off-camera things and side events. Spoilers bloody everywhere.
My Comments: REALLY fun missing scene-type fic with a great Keith perspective. It’s FUN and it does a great job of fleshing everyone out, and there are some truly fantastic ideas. I’m really enjoying this one.

Little Lions by MidnightCreator
Words: 5,111 (WIP 3/6)
Author’s Summary: Lance has a very bad day and his only upside is the comfort from the Blue Lion. The Blue Lion knows her Pilot needs her so she takes steps to be as close as she can be to him. Her actions set off a chain reaction amongst the other Lions as they all step up to be there for their Pilots.
My Comments: SO CUTE. I love lions-as-actual-lions, and this is especially good because the lions just want to make their pilots feel better. So it’s tiny lion shenanigans and oodles of H/C. MY FAVE COMBO.

Masks by TiedyedTrickster
Words: 9,588
Author’s Summary: Everyone has a mask, one that tells the world what character you’re destined to play in life, that tells people who you are. Except Lance’s mask doesn’t match him at all, and it’s driving Keith nuts.
My Comments: This is SUCH a creative and original concept. I’ve never seen anything like it, and it’s so, so cool. Starts out Lance-centric, but there’s lots of other stuff in there too, like fantastic Shiro and Keith and also REBEL MATT. Check it out!

An Unexpected Hero by nerdiekatie
Words: 2,102
Author’s Summary: “You tapped my knife to a Roomba? Where did you even get a Roomba?” Keith starts to peel his knife from the Roomba while Pidge is speaking. “She’s an old cleaning droid I found- Keith, no!” Pidge lunges forward to stop him. Keith just lifts the Roomba above his head, watching Pidge try to jump high enough to get her. “She needs to be able to defend herself!”
My Comments: This fandom has only the HIGHEST quality crack.

our native land draws all of us by SerenePanic
Words: 1,037
Author’s Summary: Coran is many things: advisor, mechanic, historian.Once, he was a father.
My Comments: My heart hurts. I love Coran so much.

De-Stressing by The_Sickfic_Sideblog for pinstripedJackalope
Words: 1,642
Author’s Summary: Keith is very stressed out. Pidge knows how to handle this. Set relatively close after The Blade of Marmora.
My Comments: This is really sweet, and I love how cool and competent Pidge is while Keith is falling apart. She really knows how to get past his defenses, and it’s lovely to see.

Qualifications by The_Sickfic_Sideblog
Words: 1,340
Author’s Summary: Pidge gets dehydrated, and the effects bring up sour memories.
My Comments: I would say “protect her,” but I think her team has that well in hand.

Ice Ice (Baby) by shishiswordsman
Words: 12,707 (WIP 2/?)
Author’s Summary: The Blue Pilot’s shoes become too big for Lance to fill. Literally. (Yes, it’s a kidfic. Sue me.)
My Comments: LOVE. De-aged Lance is quite realistic, and there’s beautiful, amazing art for every chapter, too! I am STOKED for more.

Skirt, Dirt, Worth by ardett
Words: 6,354
Author’s Summary: Lance wants to see Pidge wear skirts and makeup. (But really he doesn’t.)
My Comments: This made me ache, but there’s a lot of loveliness and courage in here, too. Lance needs love and acceptance so much, and it takes some work, but his team is able to give him that.

It Takes a Village by Zemmiphobia
Words: 18,010
Author’s Summary: One decision by an injured soldier changes not only the fate of the universe, but the fate of her young son.
My Comments: Thace/Ulaz. I adore this characterization of the Blade, especially Ulaz as a scientist who is very smart and methodical, but also has almost too much heart and compassion. Baby Keith is perfect, and I was very satisfied with the ending, though I’m happy there are more stories in the series, too.

Lost in the Stars by WingedChickadee
Words: 3,440 (WIP 3/?)
Author’s Summary: They didn’t see him. They didn’t see the lion falling quickly towards the planet’s surface through the debris of broken Galra ships. They heard his shout of pain and shock, but not what happened. Six people all assumed he made it back to the castle, they didn’t notice the missing paladin. No one noticed. Not a batted eye or turn of a head.When the paladin wakes up, he is injured and alone. Now, he has to try and survive until he can find a way home.
My Comments: Oh no, LANCE. This is very well-written and scary, and I really need more.

lost & found by luoup (ravenic)
Words: 7,006
Author’s Summary: The wormhole has been rent apart by Haggar’s magic, and the Paladins are lost.
My Comments: Really lovely little fic. A well-done take on the post-season 1 scenario, with an excellent conclusion that made me happy-sigh.

Under Pressure, I Break by Emerald_Ashes
Words: 2,728
Author’s Summary: Lance was more hurt than he let on after their visit to the water planet where the wormhole spat them out. His injuries are aggravated further during their fight with Ulaz, and then the Robeast. When it finally becomes apparent just how injured he is, Hunk can only blame himself.
My Comments: Hance. I love love LOVE the focus on Hunk in this fic. Though Lance is the one physically hurt, Hunk is the one who needs to be loved and reassured. Lovely little fic.

Go the Fuck to Sleep by nerdiekatie
Words: 1,745
Author’s Summary: He’s glad the paladins only have a low-level telepathic connection. Shiro is one hundred percent sure that if he could everything Pidge is feeling, he would be on his ass. As it is, Shiro has the distinction impression that Pidge can see time and taste shapes right now.
My Comments: I take back what I said earlier. They really REALLY need to protect her. Mostly from herself.

You’re Our Sharpshooter by safety_dancer for spacekidwrites
Words: 1,302
Author’s Summary: My take on how Shiro reacts to hearing Lance call himself Voltron’s seventh wheel.
My Comments: Very sweet little fic. I want something like this to happen so bad.

Out of Phase by LittleWhiteTie
Words: 6,571 (WIP 2/4)
Author’s Summary: Shiro is lost, only able to contact the paladins during their dreams. He helps them through their nightmares when they need him the most, but it’s getting harder and harder to find them as he starts to lose track of what’s real and what’s imagined. He’s losing his grip on this reality, and his sense of self is beginning to fall apart. He’s going to need their help to get back before he disappears entirely.
My Comments: FANTASTIC Post-S2 concept, just amazing. GAH, it makes me hurt, but it’s so lovely. Really, really want some more.

Audio/Visual Quest by Dynared21
Words: 15,298
Author’s Summary: Pidge and Lance have journeyed to a mysterious planet in order to find the technical details to Zarkon’s fortress…as well as a TV that they can hook up their Gamestation to! But who owns the mysterious collection they run across, and will the pair be able to escape with their gains? Or will they end up the newest exhibits of this collector?
My Comments: Really fun, action-packed, episode-like fic. I’m super happy that S2 has seemed to encourage more fics with Pidge and Lance interacting. They’re such a fantastic combo.

Feeling Blue by spitfire00
Words: 2,962
Author’s Summary: Lance is feeling worthless. Pidge reminds him just how important he is.
My Comments: Have I mentioned lately how much I love Lance and Pidge? Anyway, I love the way she just shoves her way in there and refuses to leave. Lance needs a stubborn little sister to love him.

The Long Walk Home by nerdiekatie
Words: 5,488
Author’s Summary: What happens when you get your unexpected and unwanted period in space? What happens when your armor doesn’t have pockets for your inhaler? On a stealth mission, Pidge and Hunk are stranded and forced to walk to the Green Lion. They’re racing against time and their own bodies. Will they make it back?
My Comments: This fic is GRUELING, but I love seeing the two geniuses of Team Voltron being badass and strong despite their unique difficulties.

Weekend Guests by TheBeckster
Words: 6,906 (WIP 1/?)
Author’s Summary: Voltron had been too late. They hadn’t been able to stop the Galra this time. As the Paladins pick their way through a leveled city, they come across a group of survivors and find themselves way out of their element. Everyone except Lance, that is.
My Comments: Fantastic start! I love Lance with kids, and he’s particularly competent and wise and adorable here. The kids all feel like kids with their own personalities, which can be tricky. Waiting patiently for more. (Not that patiently.)

Big Stick Diplomacy by windscryer
Words: 3,496
Author’s Summary: Keith is bad at diplomacy, but he is trying. Pidge… not so much.
My Comments: Protective Pidge! Savage on Keith’s behalf! Everyone is extremely protective, too, but Pidge takes the cake. She will take you down if you even THINK about looking at her family funny, and Keith is her boy.

Previously Recced Fics That Updated:

Hold Up Half the Sky by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
This Is New by TheHomestuckWhovian
bombs and bullets by ashinan
Bromances in Space by ptw30
Handbook of Demonology by squirenonny for Pechat
Blue and Bruised by DizzyBunnies
Playing Catch-Up by 5557
Altar of Storms by VelkynKarma  (now complete, and incredibly satisfying)
Prison Bonds by GriffinRose (complete)
Someplace Like Home by squirenonny
Burning by CranberryBat
Here Stands a Man by awkwardCerberus
Love and Other Questions by squirenonny
Stardust, Silk and Steel by CalicoTomcat
So Here’s what You’re Not Going to Do by BreakTheDawn (now complete)
Stronger Than They Know (The Caretaker) by unfortunatelynormal
A Dream Away by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
Chrono Story by Crowoxy (now complete)

Who would be interested in a Sisterhood of the Travelling Magic Card?

(Title is in reference to sisterhood of the travelling pants. You do not need to be a woman or woman-aligned to be a part of this)

The basic idea would be someone signs (with their name and/or blog) a card and sends it to another magic tumblr. They sign it, post pics and send it on. Once the card is full, the next person adds another card and sends both on. 

I think it’d be really fun to see how many signatures we could get and how long we could make it last.
(signal boost tagging @bace-jeleren, @sarkhan-volkswagen @gideonjura, @commandtower-solring-go, @keranos-god-of-storm-crows, @bizarre-trader, @arlinn-kordd)
Let me know if people would be interested and I can start it off?

anonymous asked:

hey there, I've searched through a few tags but I can't find any fics where one/both of them are like a genius or something like that. Maybe they're a mathematician or scientist or something (not really a teacher though). I was just wondering whether a fic like this exists somewhere, or if you knew of any?

Parallel Universes (wattpad) - Phillip is a scientist who is studying Parallel Universes. After what he thinks is a tragic loss where his boyfriend, Daniel, goes into a coma he builds a machine which sends him into a different world. In this world there are no hover cars and holograms, just taxi’s, tea and crumpets. When he enters a less advanced version of his world, he then meets Dan - the spitting image of his supposedly deceased boyfriend, Daniel. How will they react when Phillip and Phil meet? How will Dan and Phil handle a doppelgänger from a different universe?

We Could Be Immortals (wattpad) - (tw) Dan is a genius, who invented a time and space manipulating device he calls ‘yūgen’. It creates wormhole like bridges across time and space, which he is able to cross. One day he runs into an old friend called Phil, except Dan has never met him before.

We Were Shoveled Up Like Muck (Set The Night On Fire) - Skins AU in which Phil is the pill-popping party animal, Dan is the quiet musical genius, Peej steals from houses, Hazel is his sarcastic girlfriend, Louise chews gum and Jack is just along for the ride.

Like these? :)

- Emily

What I Think of Miraculous Characters
  • Marinette: badass bug
  • Alya: hot chick
  • Adrien: nerd
  • Nino: even bigger nerd
  • Nathanael: babe who can art
  • Alix: she's beauty, she's ace, she'll punch you in the fucking stomach bc it hurts more like that
  • Kim: too tall for his personality
  • Max: embodiment of gay and I love it
  • Rose: the nicest lesbian ever
  • Juleka: never?speaks?
  • Ivan: would probably like my chemical romance
  • Mylene: so smol
  • Chloe: a hated character who I definitely don't have a tiny crush on
  • Sabrina: a carrot who smiles evilly
  • Lila: *deep breath in* this bitch
  • Aurore: me honestly
  • Milan: I don't know if I'm spelling these names right but hey I love Milan she's spoken like one word
  • Manon: a cartoon version of my little cousin
  • Nathalie: the saviour of everything
  • Gabriel: fuckingpieceofshit
  • Mme Bustier: I admire her ability to handle her class
  • Sabine: best mum ever
  • Tom: look at his moustache

Cass can’t win a freakin’ HOH unless her dad comes in and wins it for her. I’m not scared of Cassandra. I don’t know why you guys think Cassandra is this great player. She’s not. She has a big mouth, she talks too much. And she gives people anxiety, people see right through her game. She’s not a good player. I don’t know why people think she’s this great player, she sucks. And I want her gone. She’s annoying as shit. If that’s her game, of annoying people to death, then the bitch is winning. I can’t stand her, I want her gone. She’s a liar and a manipulator and I will be damned if I let this girl play me in this house, and play me in DR, and to these cameras. - IKA WONG

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Tagged by my fave lovely people @dearmyjimin and @slutlingar (this took me forever I know ;~; I’m always so slow with tags) to do the lockscreen/home screen/last song/selfie thing. Thank you for tagging me ily both (~ ̄³ ̄)~

Lockscreen’s from this twitter called bittersweet I think? But I can’t seem to find it anymore (╥_╥) My home screen is from the twitter kookiechimm - her art is amazing and I love how cute this one is!! Okay and last song is (not bts but it’s) something I’d totally recommend even though it isn’t a title track ( ^ ~ ^ )/ 

AND okay so there’s a story: I went to school for a project meeting yesterday (28th), and my friend took one look at my shirt and then checked her phone and was like “WRONG DAY! You should wear that tomorrow!!” Bc yeah March 29… So here’s my selfie for 29th March even though it’s not any special day bc shirt calls for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Tagging my lovelies (if you want to do this): @cuteji98 @noxiim @jungkookpd @mochikotae @yahjiminie @carrotjiminie @spellboundsangria @sugaswagdaddy @taesflower @turtlenecktaetae @flowerchildchim @jimintensify @aigustd @hobibliophile @hobipd @astro-child @yoohnseok

anonymous asked:

Can I ask for your advice? One of my friends ships karam*l and I don't and she asked why and I don't know how to explain that I really want to hurl Mon-ew into the fucking sun without sounding like a douchecanoe, since I don't really think she's noticed that he's horrid (heteronormativity yay). Any suggestions?

peak my masterpost here with links to the good posts about how mon-el is abusive and why it’s a shitty ship. Alternatively his character tag (mon el, mon-el, monel) will have a lot of posts on it that sum it up really well for you. The karolsen, sanvers and supercorp tags also have a fair bit of decent commentary too. There are posts upon posts of the shows statistics showing that he has taken up a ridiculous amount of screen time this season. Seriously, someone edited out all of his parts in 2x16, and that left us with 25 minutes of a 45 minute show left to distribute among the other characters, he’s that fucking screen heavy. 

But basically he’s a gaslighting, manipulative fuck, who owned slaves and lied to Kara about that so that he could get into her pants. He literally complained about not being able to objectify women. He’s not doing anything for the good of the people, even with his heroing he’s stated that he’s doing it to spend time with Kara. He also only started training as a hero in the first place to spend more time as kara to get into her pants, furthering the sexist trope that it’s a woman’s job to make a man better. That doesn’t make you a hero, that makes you a misogynistic twat with super strength. Not to mention that they broke up Karolsen, a healthy interracial relationship, for no reason other than to stick Kara with him. There was literally not one good explanation given for their break up. they spent a whole season healthily building up that relationship only to tear it down when the white boy came in to the picture.

And finally he just doesn’t respect her at all. Not once has he actually listened to. When she asked him to be quiet about the relationship, he lasted literally 10 seconds before announcing it to not just her friends, but to everyone she fucking works with too. Without her fucking consent and after she asked him not to. And in her fucking workplace of all places. When she asked him to respect her, he didn’t. When Winn said he should respect Kara, he listened. That’s classic misogyny. And not to mention the fact that when they broke up, he literally ignored that during The Flash episode and acted like it didn’t happen. J’onn had to call him out for it by saying “I thought you two broke up”. To which Monfuck’s response was “shhhh”. True loves kiss my fucking ass. And he keeps invading her personal/safe spaces. He was just in her apartment?? Without her permission or consent?? When she asked for him to leave her alone?? Creepy as fuck mate.

Even in this episode where he’s meant to be decent: Kara alled him incredible, sweet, kind and selfless. Do you know what he called her? Annoying. He called her annoying.

It’s not a healthy ship and Kara isn’t happy. Melissa even said so herself. 

thanks to @bartsugsy i’ve been thinking about robert being stuck in a burning building all day

like imagine liv and vic being outside and being worried

and imagine aaron

imagine aaron not being able to get in the building to help him and roberts just frozen and terrified because it’s fire and he can’t handle fire

imagine if you will, robert hanging out of a window and literally the only thing keeping him from freaking out completely is aaron on the ground talking to him and telling him he loves him

while various villagers run around trying to find something to help

and robert is just like “i don’t wanna die like mum did”

and aarons dying because how is he supposed to help cain and paddy have had to hold him back twice from rushing in

and then roberts saved

the epic hug between rob and liv

the soft hug between rob and vic

the absolutely bone crushing and intense hug between robert and aaron

damn i just talked myself into writing this tomorrow 👀

hey……………4 ya artists out there followin me who feel frustrated or like they can’t do anything right or that ur work isnt coming out how u want. or u just wish u could get some feedback. would u like to send an ask w/ a link to ur art tag or a drawing youve made recently that you like the most? and i can tell you what i think your strengths are! i just thought it’d be a casual nice lil thing to be able to remind you of the good you’re accomplishing, cuz everyone could use that once in awhile…! 

thebookofmadison.tumblr.com
You Swept Me Off My Feet

Description: Phil works as a janitor and Dan works at a cafe, and well Phil literally sweeps Dan off his feet.

Words:2,666

TW: curses words? really bad writing mostly, I’m sorry

(A/N):I’m sorry this is really bad please don’t be to hard on me this is my first phanfic and I know how bad it is ok. Also I think I saw a prompt like this before? I can’t quite remember, please correct me if you know! Also idk if i even tagged the appropriate tags,it’s like 3am and I’m kinda scared to post this ok bye   

Imagine: Having a tummy flu and feeling awful so you text Dean while he’s away on a hunt for comfort.

(I think I have a stomach bug so that’s where this comes from- yes I know it’s awful I’m not trying to make a good imagine I’m just feeling like shit and in pain and I just did this just because. I have no idea why you would want to be tagged in anything I do, this is evidence why but hey ho I’ll tag you anyway then you can tell me to never do it again lol @charliebradbury1104 )

Tumblr should have a separate tab that just lists posts you’ve been tagged in, because sometimes you’ll see the notification but you don’t have time to check them out and they end up getting lost in all the activity.

And later on you’re trying to look for them and you think it can’t be that difficult because they’re highlighted purple(?) But you don’t find them and then you feel bad because someone took the time to think of you and to include you and I’m sorry if I never responded, I’m not intentionally ignoring you and I hope you don’t think ill of me :(

anonymous asked:

hey! im thinking of beginning to write fics but i used to write in the marvel fandom and i didn't get a ton of feedback and i don't have many followers so im worried that my fics will just be out in space and no one will read them/like them as much. what should I do?

OHH. OK some things I have learned because I am still trying to promote my stuff and get it read:

–If you can break up a fic into chapters, do it. More chapters means you are more frequently in the tags and updated more often. One shots don’t get nearly as much traffic.

–Promo yourself on your tumblr. A lot.

–Tag all the relationships you can. For instance, even though my stuff is LafLams, I tag Alex/John, Alex/Laf and John/Laf bc someone who is like into Lams that may not watch the LafLams tag, but follow the Lams tag, could read your stuff. <–This tip made my hits go up SO MUCH

–If you are doing something multi-chaptered, write the whole damn thing before posting any of it. This will save your sanity.

–Make friends with people in your ship. Talk to them. Read their stuff, ask them to read yours. Promo and support each other

–DONT GIVE UP. It took MMPOE a long time to gain traction, and if I had stopped writing because of early response to that…. Remember, you write for yourself first. Write what you want to read. The rest will follow

–If it’s LafLams or Laurette, send that shit my way I will promo the hell out of it. 

GOOD LUCK

So guys the craziest thing happened to me the other day. After work I was shopping for some groceries. I had taken off my name tag but of course I was still dressed in the store uniform. As I was in the aisle looking at something, a customer approached me and said “excuse me do you think you can help me find something?” I’m not opposed to helping point someone in the right direction even if I’m off the clock, so I said sure. And then he says “I know you don’t work here but I don’t shop here very often and do you know where the pudding cups are?” I almost died. First of all because (I thought) it was clear that I DID in fact work there, and secondly because the pudding cups were right behind him.

Music tag!

Tagged by : @troll–prince :) 

Rules: Using only one band, answer the following questions. Then tag ten people. (I dont think that I can even name ten people…)

Band: Amon Amarth


What’s your gender? - Father of the Wolf

Describe yourself:  - A Beast Am I

How do you feel? - Embrace Of The Endless Ocean                                 

If you could go anywhere: - Back On Northern Shores

Favorite mode of transportation: On A Sea Of Blood

If your life was a TV show: - Wanderer

Relationship status:  - A Dream That Cannot Be

Greatest fear: - Death In Fire


I tag @lein-wahliik, @bloodrayne-44, @smallmountaindragon, @angealy02, @wickedzilla, @mopiece

I’m sorry guys 

Movies I could watch forever

I was tagged by @ilonavic this is a bit late Im sorry for that :D

  • Princess Mononoke (this is such a classic for me because it’s also my childhood movie and it combinates mythology + nature topics which is the best thing that can happen :P)
  • Lord of the Rings (also my childhood classic I dont think I need to explain why I love it :D)
  • Pan’s Labyrinth (I was obsessed with Spain and spanish-related things some time ago and watched this movie and absolutely love it!)
  • The Mummy (simply because it’s my childhood movie as well :D im very nostalgic person yeah)
  • Snow Queen - (based on Mikhail Baryshnikov’s stories) sadly I can’t find the name of the animation studio it’s really old animated movie from Russia… I watched it as kid
  • Monty Python and Holy Grail - I just love humorish “historical” movies okay :D
  • The Road to El Dorado - such underrated movie but its perfect!
  • Van Helsing (I guess this is where my obsession with Transylvania and Carpathians came from lol…)
  • Repo the Genetic Opera (this is strange movie but somehow I really enjoy it)

I will tag @va-fail @vernon-roche @welttraeumerin  @jedirangerpenguin @the-tevinter-biscuit @alistairs @meredith-stannards @piierogis @temerias-last-hope @akishito @midori-n @fangirled-into-the-sun @your-brain-on-elfroot

You dont have to do it if you dont want to!