i think i am hilarious also

iamonlyatiger  asked:

I headcanon literally every Captor as bigender because I am hilarious. But also it makes so much sense like I headcanon them as incredibly lazy bigenders. Sollux is wearing a dress because he didn’t want to find or match two whole items of clothing. Mituna is in a skirt solely because they didn’t want to put pants on. Like low effort nb captors is my constant mood

DAM ME TOO Y’ALL

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Robert Hardy [29th Oct 1925 - Aug 3rd 2017]: Ten Of The Best

Dick Carlton, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold [1965]

Abwehr Sgt Gratz, Manhunt [1970]

Archdeacon Haynes, The Stalls of Barchester [1971]

Lord Ernest Belville, Raffles, [1977]

Siegfried Farnon, All Creatures Great and Small [1978-1990]

Twiggy Rathbone, Hot Metal [1988]

Charles Augustus Milverton, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes [1992]

Sir John Middleton, Sense and Sensibility [1995]

Cornelius Fudge, Harry Potter [2002-2007]

Tite Barnacle, Little Dorrit [2008]

Robert Hardy’s Desert Island Discs episode is one of the most entertaining ones ever, including his talking about being taught by C S Lewis and J R R Tolkein, having inappropriate tights moments while acting with Judi Dench at the RSC, and the two books he wrote about the longbow. Listen to it here.

TBT: a journey

About two months ago I was hate-watching the finale of Pretty Little Liars because I started watching it as a joke and got roped in by gays and murder and Troian Bellisario’s voice. Anyway there was this preview for this show and these 3 chicks were screaming at a subway.  And I wasn’t sure what was going on…Cosmo? That chick from Faking It? Cute black girl? Some white chick with a bougie name like Sutton? No thanks.

And then there was a preview during the PLL finale where they were talking with the chick from Faking It about orgasms.  And the other white girl and her black friend were being funny and the white girl had this line “Loving the can-do spirit!” And it made me chuckle.  So then when PLL ended I was like “eh…what the hell”.

And then I realized wait, these 3 chicks are super supportive of each other? And feel like real friends?

Oh and bougie Sutton is actually super relatable and hilarious, but also just really hardworking.

Oh and there was this boss, who is the chick from The Office, and when you think she’s just going to be a Devil Wears Prada rip off she’s actually really supportive of her staff and inspiring? 

And all of a sudden I’m just…What the hell am I watching? Why does this feel so rare and why am I smiling?

Oh wait…and then there was a LESBIAN MUSLIM RABBIT HOLE.  

And this character Adena, and Kat, and Kat doesn’t know if she likes girls. 

And all of a sudden I’m crying because this hits so close to home. And then she has a revelation at a gosh dang SOUL CYCLE class and it’s so absurd yet feels the most real any scene I’ve ever seen and it’s paired with Sutton negotiating a salary?! And I’m watching this nonsense and screaming: WHAT IS THIS GEM OF A SHOW!!!

And then some drama happened and Tiny Jany (because that’s what we call her because she’s tiny) might have a BRCA gene and she just sobs and I am sobbing with her. And they all get in a bathtub together and it’s the cutest goddamn scene ever.

Oh and then Kadena (because that’s what they’re called now because I just dove right into the trash of shipping this shit so hard) have the type of angst and slow burn that normally the straight whites have.  And they have this drawn out ROMANCE. That usually only happens in movies!

And they have the epic airport goodbyes, and the slow sex scene (in an airport).  
And now I’m this grown ass woman in her 20s with like a grown up job going…WHAT TYPE OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS SHOW AND WHY AM I SO SHOCKED THAT THIS IS ON TV BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY SO NORMAL AND BEAUTIFUL AND I FEEL SO UNDERSTOOD.

Because Kat not knowing how to label herself is real. And Kat being terrified of relationships is real.  And Tiny Jane living the dream but still wanting more for herself and to take risks is real. And Sutton Brady is just the realest character out there.

I regret nothing from that random decision a few months ago. 

Ninjago confusion:
  • Lloyd: I just don't know...why am I the leader?
  • Jay: Hey yeah, why ARE you leader again?
  • Wu: Because he is the green ninja, and destined to lead you all.
  • Kai: Really? That's kind of weak, and I'm not just saying that because of my Red Ranger complex.
  • Cole: Honestly we've all taken the role of leader and saved the day time and time again, maybe we don't really HAVE a leader?
  • Jay: Also we were all his teachers once, now he's in charge? That's weird.
  • Wu: It is his destin-
  • Nya: Shut the fuck up old man, we're still mad at you for fighting Acronix alone!
  • Jay: Seriously, you're old and barely have powers, we're young and have SEVERAL powers...not...nearly as much as in season 1 for some reason, but its something!
  • Nya: And while we're questioning things, why can't I be Samurai X AND the water elemental? Hell, why do I have to be a ninja at all?
  • Wu: Uh, well you see-
  • Cole: And what idiotic strategy is fighting alone? There's literally over a DOZEN elemental masters in action, and you didn't call any of them, including us?
  • Skylor: Do I still have my powers or don't I? ITS CONFUSING!
  • Kai: Are we still a thing? Why haven't we pursued that?
  • Jay: What happened to my parents?
  • Kai: What happened to MY parents?
  • Moro: Why can't I come back as a ghost?
  • Garmadon: Why can't I come back period?
  • Misako: Why do the writers insist on acting like I'm in love with Wu, when it looks more like I'm his nursemaid?
  • Lloyd: How could I have even been born 10 years ago when logically my mom is just as old as you and couldn't logically bare a child?
  • Scales: Where the hell have I been?
  • Pythor: Why do I still think I can take over the world despite sucking so much?
  • Zane: If elemental powers are passed through bloodlines, how am I(a nindroid) an elemental?
  • Echo Zane: Does Zane still know I exist? Am I an elemental?
  • Pixal: Why can't Borg industries make me a new fucking body?
  • Borg: Why can't I make myself cybernetic legs like that chick in Arrow everybody hates for no good reason?
  • Master Chen: How is it I'm the most despicable and cunning villain so far, yet somehow look hilarious and stupid? Also vaguely racist.
  • Nadakhan: Hello?! THREE WISHES! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
  • Kai: And those are just SOME of the many questions we have.
  • Wu: All good questions that I will *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
  • Kai: Friggin dammit, not again.
Shit i really liked and kinda didn’t like about Ragnarok

I recently saw ragnarok and became so rejuvenated that i brought my marvel blog back but i wanted to seriously talk about like things that i liked and really didn’t just to get shit out there. 

Things i really liked (like so much that i am obsessed)

-Thor’s new hair cut/outfit, i think its actually super suitable. Gives that sort of cool ass warrior refugee look. Plus, Chris Hemsworth is beautiful. 

-The humor, oh god it was hilarious, i’ve never laughed so genuinely and so much in my life and it made the movie so charming and relatable. It was also such a departure from The Dark World and the first Thor, which dealt with so much emotional baggage for not only just Thor, but for Loki, who basically suffered throughout both movies. 

-Hulk being an actual toddler/Bruce Banner being so fucked up and anxious because WHEN DID HE GET ON AN ALIEN PLANET. 

-”You’ve been on other planets before i assume” “Yeah, one!” “well now it’s two” 

-Valkyrie. Her entire everything gave me so much to love and adore. Tessa Thompson has stole my heart yet again. 

-TAIKA WAITITI AS KORG WAS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

-The little tiny glimpses of Loki and Thor’s childhood, aka the snake story, get help. It really showed how much time Loki and Thor had spent together, which i assume is a lot because age in Asgardian years work differently probably? Like imagine that, Loki and Thor spending time together and being inseparable for 100 years. It showed that they were always close despite loki feeling different or alienated, which explains why its so hard for Loki to just leave thor for dead. 

-”You’ll always be the god of mischief, but you can be so much more” See that shit destroyed me. Thor acknowledges that Loki is not like him. He’s a trickster, manipulative, and selfish. But he also acknowledges that Loki is so much more than his tricks and lies, which shows so much character growth in Thor, who sees loki as more than just an asgardian prince that was raised the exact same way opposite of Thor, but as his own fucking person.

-Thor actually not being stupid and falling for Loki’s tricks, aka his magic projections of himself/his petty, stupid betrayals. Tom mentioned that Thor was evolving and that Loki was finally starting to realize that he’s the only one not growing. Scenes like the betrayal scene and the snake scene, although meant to be hilarious, point out that Thor isn’t that idiot that just was too trusting of his brother, he sees through Loki’s tricks, he’s seen them for years, and it really shows that Loki’s getting predictable with his fake deaths and betrayals, which might hint at him changing? 

-IT FIXED THE INCONSISTENCIES. The main reason i didn’t like Dark world, though i did see it as amazing for its ability to mix the emotional darkness between Loki and Thor along with the humor throughout the movie, was because it pointed Loki out to be the type of cold blooded monster that would murder his own father. I mean I’m no Loki apologist, i love the kid but he’s killed, he’s manipulated, he’s hurt everyone around him, but i doubt he could ever kill Odin, no matter how much of a shitty father he is. Also low-key hated the whole “Loki if you betray me, ill kill you” Thor bullshit. We all know thor wouldn’t be able to do that, he still hopes Loki is his brother. 

-AGAIN, THE SNAKE SCENE WAS SO FUNNY. 

-”I thought the world of you Loki.” Ouch. 

-Hulk and Val’s bromance. 

-The entire Valkyrie v. Hela scene. It was so beautiful and ethereal i actually nutted. 

-LOKI DIDN’T NEED TO COME BACK. HE DIDN’T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE SHIP WITH THOR. HE DIDN’T NEED TO GO BACK TO ASGARD. HE COULD HAVE NOT. BUT HE DID. BECAUSE SOMEWHERE IN THERE UNDER THE SELFISHNESS MAYBE HE CARES.

-Loki’s face when odin called him his son. 

-Loki’s face when Hela told him to kneel. 

-Loki refusing to let Thor go back to Asgard. “Are you serious? you can’t be thinking of going back there, that’s madness!” is that? Loki cARING? 

-Loki’s character development. 

-thor in a jean jacket and hoodie in new york. 

-Thor spilling beer everywhere. 

-Loki letting Thor take the orgy ship. 

-Jeff Goldblum. Thats it. 

-LOKIS FACE WITH THOR AND ODIN ON THE ROOF OF THE CASTLE I SCREmed AFTER ALL LOKI DID HE WAS STILL PUT THERE AS A PRINCE OF ASGARD BYE.  

-”Hello father” “OH SHIT” 

-The entire play. Loki’s rule as a benevolent god/king in which, before everyone feared him for a dictatorship militaristic form of ruling he could have, but in reality he just like ate grapes and watched plays. 

-Thor wanting to be a Valkyrie. The crowned prince of asgard, wanting to be an elite team of woman warriors. 

-VAL IS GAY AND IN TESSA THOMPSONS WORDS, HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT SACRIFICED HERSELF TO SAVE HER. 

-Val kicking Loki’s ass. 

-THE RETURN OF THE DOUBLE BLADES OUT OF NOWHERE. 

-Loki in a suit. 

-HEIMDALL I LOVEJWIFHTGE.

-”I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “heres the thing” 

-”Hello!” “Hi” *blasts everyone in room with giant laser guns* 

-”What are you? Thor, god of hammers?” 

-IMMIGRANT SONG. 

-”i swear i left him right here” “where? on the street? Or in that nursing home thats being torn down?” 

“I’m not a witch” “Why do you dress like one then?” 

-Loki rolling his eyes when thor is approached by fans. 

-Loki calling stephen strange a shitty sorcerer and going at him with stabby hands. 

-Confirmation of loki’s love of stabbing. 

-Confirmation that Loki is a snake, and also Thor’s favorite snake.

-Loki reciting Thor’s prayer to odin with him mY SON. 

-The avengers parallel. “He’s my brother!” “adopted.” 

-”mbLERG ITS ME” 

-”AGH LOKI!” 

-’DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK” 

-”Where? the devil’s anus?” 

-Bruce fighting evil with fireworks. Good job sweetie. 

-Bruce flopping like a fish on the bifrost. 

-Thor and his sparkles. 

-Lightning eyes. 

-Odin finALLY DYING. THANK GOD. 

-*Loki on a death trip* ‘this is a terrible idea” 

-Loki somehow reciting a spell to bring surtur back. what a weirdo. how did he know that. 

-LOKI COMING BACK. 

-im here. 

-Loki

-Brodinson. 

-Thor and Bruce’s bromance. 

-Jane not being there. I mean it makes sense she dumped him, he left her for two years chasing down infinity stones and constantly almost dying while she had no way of contacting him because Thor’s ass didn’t know how to use fucking email. Also i just really honestly never liked her character to begin with, i mean sure i love that Jane is a strong, smart woman but tbh i just wanted to Fast forward every time she was on screen. 

-The cute death wolf. 

-”THATS HOW IT FEELS!” “sorry i just really like the sport” 

-THOR ACTUALLY BEING PORTRAYED AS LESS OF A JERK WITH CACTUSES SHOVED UP HIS RECTUM AND MORE LIKE THE SWEET, CHARMING, CHARISMATIC AND SLIGHTLY ARROGANT BUT MEANS WELL MAN HE IS. 

-Val being there as a cool as member of the team rather than just the love interest of Thor. Protect her at all cost even though she probs doesn’t even need it. 

-”I’VE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES” 

-Stan Lee’s cameo as the dude who cut Thor’s hair. Thank you for doing all of us a giant favor. Please do the same to Loki. 

-loki beating someone up with his horn hat. 

-Loki twirling his horn hat. 

-Loki being such a self serving, extra asshole that he came from the fucking fog screaming “YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED” 

-Bruce asking where tony was and then complaining about his tight crotch pants. 

-LOKI’S COSTUME CHANGE GOD I HATED THE OLD ONES BLESS UP. 

-Loki’s costume being mainly blue, black, and gold :-)))))))

-Loki being 100% done with everything that happens. 

-Val knocking Loki out when he makes her relive her trauma why do people ship this you go honey that was a dick move

-Thor throwing various things at Loki to make sure he’s not a mirage. 

-he’s a friend from work, something a kid from make a wish that met chris suggested, being in the film and all of the trailers. I hope that made that kid smile. 

-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus” 

-LOKI FINALLY ACCEPTING THAT HE DIDN’T WANT THE THRONE WITHOUT A FAMILY. THAT HE’D RATHER WATCH HIS BROTHER TAKE IT AND STILL HAVE A BROTHER THAN HAVE A THRONE WITH NO ONE TO SHARE IT WITH. 

-LOKI SHOWING UP ON SCREEN DURING THOR’S CORONATION. 

-Loki being genuinely worried about and double checking if Thor really wants to bring him back to earth after what he did kill me honestly that would probably hurt less. 

-Loki’s face when thor said that going their separate ways was what Loki always wanted bc in reality that is the opposite go back. 

-Hela not being Loki’s daughter because 1) it proves that ya’ll should stop hoping that a comic soap opera about rich petty alien boys with daddy issues would be anything like classic norse mythology, and 2) when the fuck and how the fuck and why the fuck 

-Loki suggesting that he and Thor both rule over Sakaar together lmao ouch. 

-Loki just being really cute and quirky. 

-Thor being so fucking amazed by Val all the time. 

-”You’re late.” 

-”I saw you coming” “course you did.” 

-THE GUNS NAMED DES AND TROY I WANTED TO FUCKING DIE. 


What i didn’t like much; 

-Hela. I loved her character, but honestly here is where i think there might’ve been some failure despite how much i loved that movie. She seemed so out of place as a villain, and i feel like the whole related shit tried to mimic Guardians vol. 2, but honestly the fact that Thor didn’t care much about her made her feel so out of place. But i did like some parts, like how she was so disappointed about not being remembered or what her existence and disappointment did to how loki was raised. 

-Dr. Strange? Ok that was weird. It makes sense and it was funny to see him but to be honest i wasn’t into it. 

-tHE SCENE WITH VAL AND A GIRL BEING CUT. WHYWHYWHY

-tbh was not fond of frost master, don’t hate me. 

-Loki possibly taking the tesseract????? And hinting that he might turn evil again??? don’t do this to me marvel. 

-loki possibly being turned into the quirky sidekick of his brother. Loki is Thor’s equal, not his annoying little brother/wacky sidekick. I didn’t get that vibe often, but sometimes i did honestly. 

-RIP thor’s hammer. 

-ODIN BEING A PIECE OF SHIT YET AGAIN. 

-Hela’s entrance. it was so quick and like out of place i was like what wait, Loki and thor didn’t even have time to prepare or even mourn. 

-the comedy. It was its best and worst part of the movie. Sometimes it was tasteful. Other times it was too much. Thor and Loki didn’t even get to mourn for their dad who tbh was an asshole but still their dad before there was a annoying joke about kneeling. It took away from the story sometimes.

-the lack of hugging between thor and loki.

-The way they glossed over the warriors three’s death like they weren’t Thor’s closest friends and the only ones there for him when Odin tried to banish Thor to earth :-))))) I mean after all that shit he went through I’m pretty fucking sure it probably hasn’t caught up to him but ya bitch still pissed. 

-The way, Thor, who basically admitted that Loki actually meant the world to him and was the only family he had left, didn’t ask where he was after asgard exploded? Like tbh i get it, he trusts Loki, his brothers capable and strong and most of all really fucking smart, but i’d still be like :-) the fuck is Loki. I think this is a directing error though rather than like the characters fucking up but i was freaking out, i mean asgard was literally pebbles and everyone was out BUT my son. 

-No sif, i mean i get it Jaime Alexander was busy but like y'all could’ve explained smh. 

-Loki not getting a hair cut. When will his emo phase end. 

-Not getting that one flashback to 80′s asgard with mullets and emo loki. 


Overall it was pretty fucking cool, one of the best movies of the trilogy. I fell in love with the marvel cinematic universe all over again. But it wasn’t perfect. 

Good Vibrations

Bucky x Reader
Warnings: UM. EXPLICIT, plotless smut 
Summary: You don’t think much of Bucky’s gifted lingerie set until your panties start vibrating in the middle of an Avengers party

You mentally curse as you hurry up the stairs to your apartment. Tony was throwing another party at the Avengers Complex to celebrate some new technological innovation, but you had been stuck finishing a brief at work and now were officially late. You almost miss the small package sitting outside your door, but hastily pick it up as you twist your keys into the lock.

You detach the card on top, immediately recognizing Bucky’s scrawl and read: Something special for tonight. You rip open the package as you walk into your room and find a lingerie set inside. It’s a simple ensemble made of intricate black lace woven into tiny floral patterns, and relatively tame considering some of Bucky’s tastes. You shrug off your work clothes and slip the lingerie on. The bra and panties feel like butter against your skin and you admire yourself in the mirror for a second before quickly searching for an outfit to throw on.

You opt for a sleek black dress with a plunging neckline and simple strapped heels. Bucky is obviously gearing up for a fun night, and you know that the extra bit of exposed skin will drive him up the wall.

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Okay so I think that Theo, Brett and Liam would make a great ot3 and more people should ship them (and they would be called dunkenbot, that’s the greatest name ever lmao)

destielinfatuation  asked:

The new demon was flirting like crazy with Dean??? I'm like 'holy shit'. And Dean picks up on it and eats up that cherry pie.

Urgh yeah I know he just oozes sexuality doesn’t he?

I would not kick this demon out of bed… And I tend to have the same taste as Dean in… well.. everyone. So I am 100% convinced that Dean would find this guy super attractive if his mind wasn’t first going EEWWW DEMON and also CAAASSSSSSS WHY DID YOU LEAAAAAVVVVEEEE!

Lol 

The way he eyes Dean up. He does NOT do that to Sam. He sits across from Dean and looks at him like Dean’s the cherry pie himself…

I mean cherry pie pretty much is synonymous for sex in this show anyway sooo…. yeah. There is definitely a sexual metaphor floating around in here if we are gonna go all serious meta on it which I didn’t actually intend on doing because I was too busy drooling over Barty here. (What can I say I guess I have a thing for the shaved headed manly men nowadays…)

But look you saw it, I saw it, I screamed with a couple of other peeps about it already. I’m sure every other demon in hell is already stirring gossip about their new king of the crossroads and how he’s following in Crowley’s footsteps… I can see the headlines in Hell Weekly already…

And okay, so basically Dean took the bait. I was chatting earlier with some peeps about how the likelihood is that this episode will start with Dean either complaining that he hasn’t heard from Cas, or that “Cas” is being somewhat dismissive in his texts/calls and Dean is annoyed about it. Sam will then probably get the call from this sexy dude saying he wants to meet and help or whatever and it will distract Dean from Cas. But him taking the bait of the cherry pie and sexy Barty’s charisma following feeling rejected by “Cas” is too much for my meta heart to handle and I will jumping for joy if that is the case.

Also I already waaaay prefer this guy to Asmodeus. Asmodeus and his stupid manspreading and over dramatics. If they really feel they have to replace Crowley with someone, forget Asmodeus, forget Lucifer, I choose sexy demon Barty over here. He is already far more lust demon than Asmodeus ever was just from looking at Dean in a 2 minute clip. Yes this is good. I like this episode already. 

Can we also appreciate once again that they have chosen to give us a promo scene that oozes sexual tension? I’m sorry but surely this raised a few GA eyebrows? This dude is not subtle. Forget the cherry pie. Dean is the dessert here, it is barely a subtextual reading at all!

Do you reckon they have a competition in place among the new actors to see which ones can flirt the most outrageously with Jensen in their scenes or something? Because it is getting ridiculous. 

Frankly though Misha won that competition years ago. 

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[171001] DなSHOW Vol. 1 in Okayama - Fan Account

© mshinju

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hippo campus pictures as ads (thank u @ the bippo cambus gc for making me laugh at the idea of nathan as a model. and then this happened.)

featuring Levi’s (Go Forth campaign), Converse (Shoes Are Boring Wear Sneakers campaign), Urban Outfitters and Abercrombie & Fitch

don’t delete caption please!

jealousy & pool tables - sweet pea

[ gif is not mine. credit goes to the owner. if you are the owner lemme know so i can give proper credit :) ]

summary: reader is at the whyte wyrm w sweet pea and see’s some girl flirting with him and gets mad. reader gets mad and SP confronts her

word count: 2.3k

warnings: def some cursing, make out session, angsty i think???

note: im in love w sweet pea okay. im sorry that i posted this before some of my other requests but i couldnt help myself. so request some SP stuff if you wanna


School had just let out and you were walking to your bike with Toni when a few Serpent boys started hollering at the two of you; most of the noise being from Sweet Pea. “Y/N, you coming to The Whyte Wyrm tonight,” He questioned once his long legs caught up to you, throwing his arm around your shoulder.

You turned your attention away from Toni and to the tall, dark haired boy next to you. ”Only if you’re going to be there,” You flirted, dropping your right eye in a wink.

Toni quietly groaned next to you and you knew she rolled her eyes as well, but you ignored her. He threw his head back and laughed at your flirtatious manner. “Of course I’ll be there. I’ll see you at nine,” He winked back before walking off, leaving you and Toni alone once again.

Toni remained silent for a few seconds, but it wasn’t far after he left that she finally spoke. “You two are seriously disgusting. Stop flirting and just get together,” She spoke with a teasing tone as you both approached your bikes.

“C’mon, Toni. You know that it’s all harmless,” You falsely pointed out, putting your helmet on. She saw right through your lie and the look she gave you told you that she knew. “Okay, for him it is.” You didn’t give her enough time to respond as you had started your bike and sped off, which didn’t matter much since she was coming over to your place.

She had eventually dropped the whole you and Sweet Pea flirting with each other as soon as she saw how uncomfortable it made you, and you were thankful for that. However, that didn’t stop her from suggesting pieces of clothing that revealed much more than your stomach in order to catch a certain person’s eye. Every time she did that, you picked up the nearest object an hurtled it at your best friends head.

It was roughly 8:35 when you added the final touches to your outfit so you and Toni could leave. “Okay, let’s go,” You shouted to Toni, who was in the bathroom, as you slipped on your silver snake ring.

“Coming,” She yelled back. She emerged from the hallway and took in your appearance. “Damn. If you weren’t my best friend and interested in someone else.”

A light blush appeared on your cheeks at her compliment even though you were quite used to them. “You look very “damn” yourself,” You responded, grabbing the keys to your truck. “Meet you outside. Lock the door.”

You made sure to zip your leather Serpents jacket up to cover the exposed skin on your stomach before walking outside and into the frigid wind. You looked around for a brief moment, taking in the sight of the trailer park you had grown to call home. Despite it being on the other side of the tracks, this place had more heart and loyalty than the North side could ever imagine having.

Letting a small smile grow on your face, you walked down the steps of your porch and over to the truck. Toni was exiting your trailer as you were starting the vehicle. She quickly locked the door and joined you inside the still cold truck cab. “Let’s go.”

Toni and you were very different around just each other than you were when you were around others. When it was just the two of you, you both acted like normal girls instead of the one’s we had to be in order to be respected among the Serpents. You both sang your hearts out to whatever pop song was playing and you both giggled like school girls whenever the other sang horribly off key. You could never do those around the Serpent boys or they’d see you as even weaker than they already did. You were extremely thankful for each other and you were glad that you had the other to just relax around.

The Whyte Wyrm had its usual abundance of Serpents, but today there were more normal Southsiders than there typically was. You didn’t mind much, as long as they made sure not to cross you. Although, the symbol you proudly wore on the back of your jacket and side of your ribcage made sure they knew better. But of course there were those who made the mistake and instantly regretted it.

You jumped out of the truck and locked it, throwing Toni the keys since she was a lot more responsible than you were. She was quick to leave you on your own as you searched for Sweet Pea, which you didn’t care about since you had spent most of the day with her. You finally spotted him by the pool tables, but, by the looks of it, he had spotted you first.

He was already wearing his usual smirk as you approached him and other members of the Serpents. “Look who finally arrived,” He teased, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you close to his side.

You looked up at the attractive guy next to you and gave him a playful glare. “I’m early so shove it, Pea.”

You flirted with each other quite a bit more as his ego grew each time he beat someone at pool. He got bolder with his actions with each win, and you definitely did not mind one bit. He attempted to get you to play him, but you denied his offer as you knew you were absolutely terrible at the game and didn’t want to embarrass yourself.

The bar was louder than usual, so you stood on your toes so you could tell Pea that you were just going to get something to drink and that you’d be right back. He just nodded his head in understanding and watched you retreat from him and his friends. Fangs slapped the back of his head in order to get him to pay attention to the game he was about to be losing.

“What can I do for ya today Y/N? The usual,” Froggy, the bartender, asked with a kind smile on his face.

“Yes sir.”

He quickly got your drink and handed it to you before going back to tend to his other waiting customers. You turned back around to go back to Sweet Pea, but stopped dead in your tracks once you saw him leaning over a busty red head who was having him show her how to properly shoot a shot. She shot it and one of the balls went into the pocket, which led to her jumping up and cheering like a five year old who had just won something from a crane machine. What really pissed you off though, was her wrapped her arms around his neck and him picking her up off of the ground.

Anger filling your veins, you set off to find Toni and hang out with her until she was ready to leave, but you couldn’t find her anywhere. You settled on hanging out with a few of the guys closer to your age. Most of them had already drank copious amounts of alcohol, making them more tolerable than usual.

“Why aren’t you with Sweet Pea,” Sunny, one of the mostly sober ones, asked with his eyebrows raised.

“He’s occupied,” You grumbled, pointing to him and the red head, as you stared at your full drink.

He followed your finger and let out a knowing sigh once his eyes landed on the duo. “Boys are dumb, Y/N. And plus, you know how SP is. He thinks he’s too tough for emotions. Especially when it comes to someone he cares so deeply for.”

“Woah there, Sunny. You’re not going all Northside on us are you,” You teased, feigning a shocked look and holding a hand over your heart.

He rolled his eyes and lightly shoved you as he said, “Shut up. I’m just trying to help.”

You let out a small laugh. “I know, but I don’t think he cares for me as much as you say. He flirts with a lot of people,” You pointed out.

“Trust me, he does. If any of the guys so much as look at you the wrong way, he threatens to beat the shit out of them. It’s quite scary, but also hilarious because I’ll never be on the end of that.”

“Am I not attractive enough for you,” You jokingly questioned.

“You are, but I don’t bat for your team,” He quietly revealed.

Your mouth dropped to form the shape of an ‘O’, but you didn’t press the matter further. You weren’t one to care about another’s sexuality, but the others weren’t so understanding. They were okay with Toni being bisexual because she was a girl, but God forbid a Serpent guy be gay. How fucking preposterous?! Note the sarcasm.

“He’s looking over here,” Sunny whispered into your ear.

You turned your gaze back to the guy you had quite possibly fallen for and, sure enough, he was glaring at you and Sunny. Well, more so Sunny who had his arm harmlessly draped over your shoulder. You met his harsh stare and raised an eyebrow as you moved your line of sight to the girl next to him for a few seconds before finally looking away.

“Let’s go play pool. There’s finally a table open,” Bull spoke with a slight slur to his words.

The others mumbled in agreement before shuffling out of the booth and towards the table that was right next to Sweet Pea’s. You reluctantly slid out of the booth and followed the others, not letting go of Sunny’s arm as you did. You could feel his eyes on you as you neared him, but you kept your gaze on the ground. Sunny stood next to the table, placing one of his large hands on the side and the other on the small of your back.

“You don’t have to stay over here with us,” He reassured as you looked up at him through your mascara coated lashes.

“I’m fine.”

He pursed his lips, but didn’t ask anymore questions. However, he did remove his hand in fear of the man that was watching you with a furious expression. SP threw his pool stick on the ground and began stomping in your direction. Fangs watched him with wide eyes and followed him just in case something happened.

All Sweet Pea did was trap your body in between his and the pool table by placing his hands on the table on either side of you. Sunny slightly backed up, but not far enough that he couldn’t intervene if he had to. Your heartbeat quickened and your body went rigid.

“We need to talk,” He spoke, his hot breath hitting the exposed skin on your neck.

You removed his hands from the table and shoved him backwards so you could turn around and face him. “We have nothing to talk about. Now, if you’ll excuse me,” You spat as you attempted to move away from him.

He just grabbed your wrist in a tight, but not too tight grip and you saw Fangs move slightly closer to the pair of you. “Don’t give me that shit, Y/N.” His hard expression turned soft once you finally met his eyes. “Please, just come with me.”

“Fine,” You gave in, letting him guide you out to the back of the bar. He opened his mouth to speak, but you held a hand up before he could get any words out. “Don’t say you weren’t flirting with her because you were, but it’s fine. I have no right to get mad. We aren’t a thing.”

He was taken aback by your words, but he quickly regained his composure before speaking. “You’re right, we aren’t a thing, but that’s not what I’m trying to say. Yes I was flirting with her, but only because I couldn’t get you out my head. All I can think about is you and it makes me angry! I think I love you, but I don’t deal with emotions very often, so I’m new to this. I have no clue what to do and I hate not knowing what to do.”

You were now the one at a loss for words at his sudden revelation. Although words were definitely not your strong suit, so you did the one thing you knew how to do. You grabbed the back of his neck and brought his face close to yours so you could kiss him. He was quick to kiss back and place both of his hands on your hips, pulling you closer to him. His hands then moved down to your ass and he squeezed, causing you to gasp and giving him the opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth. A few moments later, you jumped, wrapping your legs around his torso and letting him back you against the grimy wall as you wound your fingers in his dark hair. He moved his mouth down to your neck and he began to work his mouth against the skin. You tilted your head to the side so he had more access to suck and nip at the skin.

“Sweet Pea,” You breathed out, “Slow down.”

“Why,” He grumbled, still sucking on your skin.

“Because I’m not going any further than making out in the alley.”

He removed his mouth, but instead he placed his forehead on yours. “That’s all I was planning on doing, Princess.”

You quirked an eyebrow as you said, “You planned on this, huh?”

“Well, not this particular thing. But I did plan on you forgiving me, or at least I hoped you did.”

You placed another small kiss on his lips and smiled. “I was hoping you made it easy to forgive you. By the way, I think I love you too.”

so this is trash???? i suck at endings but i tried my best. anyways go ahead and request some more Sweet Pea stuff plss

anonymous asked:

#kaminariprotectionsquad

Anon said: SHINSOU KAMI AND KIRI ARE THE MOST PRECIOUST BOYS WHO WE MUST PROTECT

None of these strong amazing boys actually needs protecting but is that gonna stop me from trying? Is it?? (the answer is no)

Anon said: Hi! If you haven’t already answered this, would you mind listing the tags/ships you aren’t comfortable with people tagging your art with?

Ohhhhhh what an interesting ask, I’ve been thinking about how to answer since I got it and?? I’m not sure, so let’s put it like this: generally, if the art is obviously meant as platonic I’d prefer it if you didn’t use the ship tag on it, but as a general rule I don’t actually mind people tagging ships anyway? I know how this site works so if I’m really uncomfortable with the idea of it being misinterpreted as romantic I’m just not gonna post anything with those characters in it from the start

That said, sometimes people tagging ships confuses me a lot??? For example the majority of people who’ve reblogged my latest bnha comic have tagged it with the bkdk tag and? There’s nothing romantic about it?? Bakugou is literally off to kill Deku why is that romantic we just don’t know, bkdk shippers seem to have an understanding of romance completely different from mine haha

Ah, also I’ve been having people tagging my bokuro and akaken arts with the ot4 tag, even if I rarely ever draw all of them in the same place. Please don’t do that. Like. Seriously.

As for the general tags, there’s a lot of tags I don’t understand, but from there to saying I’m uncomfortable with them is a bit of a huge step… the one thing that comes to mind is people trigger-tagging Bakugou’s mom. That’s. Hm. I happen to really like that woman and my drawings depict her in a positive light always, so if people could stop that it would be very nice? That’s about it tho~

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toomuchsky  asked:

please. talk about brothers enjolras and parnesse that is so so so compelling omg

Well, if you ask so nicely…. Who am I kidding, oh my god yessssssss, let’s talk about brothers!Enjolras and Montparnasse, okay yes, so:

  • Montparnasse is older
  • (what’s canon anyway?)
  • Montparnasse also never ever lets Enjolras forget the fact that he is older.
  • One of them dyes their hair? Who? No one knows. They both refuse to comment.  It’s the most well-protected secret of Paris.
  • And now, dynamics because holy smokes, the possibilities:
  • So in canon (like, the very very gist of it) Montparnasse is basically an insecure, neglected kid that at one point was told he could be something more and let it get to his head, while Enjolras is entitled, privileged but at one point realizes the failures of that society he’s part of.
  • In the context of them being brothers I imagine that they grew up in relatively wealthy environment, your suburban, white picket fence picture-perfect family.
  • But Enjolras as the younger got a lot more attention, being the favourite, getting spoiled leaving Parnasse kind of high and dry resulting in his issues of feeling neglected and hiding behing a facade of confidence and indifference.  
  • Parnasse was basically left to do what he wanted which made it easy for him to drift into the more criminal spheres partly as a rebellion but also because he could be part of something that was not in any way related to his parents or Enjolras, where he could make a name for himself
  • Enjolras on the other hand was basically your perfect son, smart and well-mannered until he started to well, realize that shit was fucked up and stuff and recognizing the narrow-minded world view of his parents (after realizing he wasn’t straight, becoming friends with Indian!Combeferre and Afro-Puerto Rican!Courfeyrac, etc.)
  • They both rebelled in their own way but their relationship wasn’t exactly great (Montparnasse thinking Enjolras was spoiled and ungrateful, Enjolras thinking Montparnasse was too petty and throwing away his potential)
  • But in the end they both eventually break with their parents, Montparnasse being thrown out after being arrested one too many times and Enjolras after the disaster that as him coming out
  • And suddenly they were basically all they had left from ‘family’ which - despite the difficulties and issues and complex feeling there - makes them incredibly protective of each other
  • So basically they don’t agree on anything ever, bicker all the time and generally don’t really pretend not to like each other because they really don’t - but in the end they’re both loyal af and would kill, die, do anything for the other
  • So yes, I think brothers!Enjolras and Montparnasse is so great because lbr the hilarious-potential is enormous (You’re brothers?! - Unfortunately. - I am older. - NO ONE ASKED YOU PARNASSE) but also because of the incredibly complex, contrary dynamics that are already so amazingly compelling in canon. 

Dean is leaving a voicemail for his mother in the teaser for next week, where he says, “can you call me back? Some stuff going down… kinda got me spun out.”

He had a fight with Cas, and then he calls his mom.

And then it just hit me that Steve Yockey is the one giving us the Dean/Cas fight hangover.

You know, the same writer who gave us 12x10.

I’m gonna be a squishy disgusting mess, aren’t I?

Yesterday’s Enterprise - 3.15

Now, you might be thinking, “haven’t you all done this one already?” And you would be right, TECHNICALLY we have “done” this one. But that post is from SEVEN YEARS AGO and it is QUITE UNDERWHELMING. It’s literally like the second post we ever did. So upon the recommendation of Friend of the Blog Grace M., I’m revisiting this one. 

It starts with a charming scene between Guinan and Worf in which Guinan is wearing one of her signature “teardrop” hats:

What’s the likelihood that there is a nail polish called Aubergine-ius out there somewhere

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So apparently ‘Black-billed Streamertail Hummingbirds’ are only ever found in Jamaica so the fact that we got to feed them is amazing. They were so cute and their little talons grip your finger when they drink? They are the purest birbs 😍




((OOC: MY GOSH! BABE! That is phenomenally cool, and I am super jealous! They are so PRETTY!!))