i think he gets confused sometimes

kahuna-burger  asked:

Hey, since you have trouble touching people without stabbing them, but like cuddling pets, have you considered trying to hug T'Challa? Or possibly getting Tony to put on cat ears?

you have a serious flaw in your logic. 

tchalla is a cat-man who has repeatedly tried to claw my face off. it was freakin traumatizing. you think a normal cat that doesnt wanna be petted is bad, try getting handsy with tchalla.

not that ive gotten handsy with tchalla. i like my face attached to my person, thank you very much.

tony put on cat ears a few months ago in a fit of confused sleep deprivation. the picture circulated through avengers-related group chats for weeks. nick fury called it, and i quote, ‘fucking adorable.’ tony is sometimes a no-toucher too though, so mostly we let him initiate contract when he wants to. so no, i did not hug tony when he was wearing cat ears. 

steve did have to carry him to bed though. and that picture circulated for months

Being Fred's girlfriend but she gets scared easily

if the title confuses you I’m sorry but it should make sense after you read these

—–

•When you two first started dating he’s unaware of how easily you get scared

•He tried pranking you once and you almost started crying

•He hasn’t pranked you since

•He’s always really careful not to do a prank around you

•He would suprise you in your dorm sometimes

• You would jump and let out a small scream

•He always apologizes if he thinks he scared you

•He’s overprotective af so if anyone tries to scare you..

•They better watch out

•He’s really considerate and sweet awe

•He loves horror movies but never watched them with you

•You two just stick to comedies

•You hate halloween so much

• Because all the students scare other students and you just get freaked out

•Fred stayed with you in your dorm that night

•You feel better when he’s around because he protects you

The Girl with the Angel Tattoo

Originally posted by aniskyvalker

Warren Worthington III x Reader

The Girl with the Angel Tattoo

Author: Morgan

Prompt(s): “Could you maybe write some type of soulmate thing with Warren? I absolutely love your stories!!” and “Warren soulmate thing? Where like some people are born with marks that represent their soulmate in some way, and you have wings on your back and Warren has something somewhere that goes with your mutation, like if the reader had electrokinesis or something he would have a lightning bolt?”

Note: I am a sucker for soulmate AUs. Also, this is a really interesting concept, and I really like it. Reader has plant powers, just because I think it might be confusing for Warren with Storm and all. Like she has Electric powers and you wouldn’t want things getting mixed up, you feel?

Warnings: APOCALYPSE SPOILERSSS!!!

Living in a mutant fight club was hell. Every day, Warren was forced to fight mutant after mutant. Some of them walked away fine. Others…not so much. And sometimes, he was the one that got hurt. It was no way to live, but one thing got him through the long days and lonely nights. The marks on his arm.

Yes, Warren was a mutant, it was true. He had giant, magnificent wings, but he also had soulmate marks. They were etched into his arms, trailing upwards from the veins in his wrists. Leafy vines, twisting and turning, a few flowers here and there.

He stared at them before he went to bed, often tracing them gently with his fingers when he was alone. It was his solace. His safe place. When he was thinking of his soulmate, whoever and wherever she was, he felt like all of this trouble was worth it if it meant he got to meet her eventually.

And then Apocalypse came. Warren was broken, sad, alone, and Apocalypse had scooped him up, tempted him into doing his bidding. But after Warren was rescued, he went with the others, to Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.

It was one of his first days there. He walked through the courtyard, surrounded by his new friends. And then he saw you. You were standing under the biggest tree on the campus, arms wide open. Your back was to him, and on your back, etched into the skin under your green dress was a very distinct pair of feathery wings. He broke into a run, leaving the others behind as he ran to meet you.

“Warren, where are you going?” asked Scott, but he spotted the marks on your back. It was you. Warren’s soulmate.

Warren stopped, standing just behind you. He took a breath, running his fingers through his curly blonde locks and puffing out his muscular chest. He straightened out the sleeves of his leather jacket. Finally, he reached forward and tapped your shoulder.

You turned around. He gasped softly, taken aback by how beautiful you were. But he was also scared, terrified beyond words. Would you like him for him? Metal wings and all? Or would you reject him as everyone in his life had before the Mansion?

“Hi,” you smiled, greeting him. Suddenly, your smile faded and your eyes went wide. “Oh my God, you’re…you’re my…” you started tearing up. Here it was. The rejection. Warren’s shoulders fell, preparing for the worst.

And then you hugged him. It was a tight, nearly bone-crushing hug, but he loved it more than words could describe.

“You have no idea…” you sobbed gently, tears of joy streaming down your cheeks. “How long I’ve been waiting to meet you.”

“Aww, don’t cry.” He held you tight, rubbing your back. He smiled, one of his first real smiles in a long, long time. “I’m sorry it took me so long to find you.”

“I always knew you would come,” you whispered. “Oh my God, I don’t even know your name.”

“Warren,” he introduced. “What’s yours?”

“(Y/N),” you replied. “I just…I want to know everything about you.”

“Well, now we have all the time in the world.” he chuckled. You peppered kisses all over his face. He laughed, smiling brightly. He couldn’t believe it. He couldn’t believe the most beautiful girl in the entire world was wrapped up in his arms and kissing him relentlessly. After all of the pain, all of the fighting, all of the loss, the war, you were here and everything would be better.

***

Later that night, you were laying on top of him on one of the many couches at the Mansion. Your fingers traced his muscles. He watched you, smiling softly.

“I never imagined in all of that, that I would ever find you.” Warren whispered, one of his hands stroked your cheek. “I wish you could have seen my wings before. They were beautiful.”

You looked up at him, your eyes meeting his. You gently rubbed his cheek with your thumb.

“Warren, everything about you is beautiful,” you told him.

“I love you so much.” he pressed a long, tender kiss to your forehead.

“I love you too,” you smiled, scanning his face before you kissed him full on the lips.

Warren knew one thing for certain. He would never get enough of this.

Boyfriend // NCT Dream

Request: Can you do what it would be like if the members were your bfs

Hi I’m the one who asked for the bf and I meant boyfriend sorry for not making that clear and can you do nct dream.

A/N: No worries!! I just got a bit confused but its fine~ :D

Ummm… Instead of ‘what it’ll be like if their your bf’ I think its more like ‘type of boyfriend they are….’ or in between :’D


Mark:

  • Boyfriend that tries his best to make every date perfect
  • Some turns out good but sometime he prepares so much it didn’t go well
  • he’ll get sad
  • Kinda clumsy
  • He’ll always remember to send you morning and good night texts no matter how busy he is
  • Doesn’t really initiate much skinship (holding hand, hugging) especially around the other members
  • When he hears your name or someone briefly mentions you he’ll automatically smile

Renjun:

  • The cute boyfriend that always smiling when you see him
  • A boyfriend like bestfriend relationship
  • You can complain about anything about your day and he’ll be listening at first but then complain along with you about how much he hates it when someone does the same thing
  • Pillow fight (purposely goes easy on you) painfully obvious
  • Could be walking side by side and you guys just jokingly push each other for fun
  • Randomly grabs your hand to hold if in front of the other members he’ll secretly lock hands with you but hide it so he wouldn’t get teased later

Jeno:

  • He could either be painfully awkward or real smooth
  • There is no in between
  • He knows how to use his smile and get him through everything
  • Like if he did a mistake or failed at something then he’ll flash you a smile and bring his hand up rubbing his neck just looking at you (You’ll be dying from cuteness already)
  • Always very playful but there are times where he’ll just be sitting and thinking by himself
  • Like to back hug you a lot especially if your shorter then him
  • Arguments with him never lasts long (Cause look at him, how could you)

Haechan:

  • Cringes at himself when he find himself thinking of doing something romantic
  • Likes to tease you but if anyone else does he’ll sass the hell out of them
  • When he teases you he makes this very attractive cocky face but he doesn’t know you find it attractive (Don’t ever EVER let him know)
  • Enjoys it when you come along to hang out with him and the other members
  • Once in a while you two go out for dates but most of the time its just home or a walk around the block to get some drinks

Jaemin:

  • A lot of inside jokes between you guys
  • He tends to glance at you a lot when your not looking but when you do notice, he’ll just smile like he didn’t just get caught
  • Loves when you cuddle into him
  • Sweater paws everywhere
  • Rocking couple stuffs
  • Like hoodies, necklace, bracelet e.g

Chenle:

  • Sitting down to watch movies together with a big bowl of popcorn
  • just chilling
  • You guys taking a simple conversation to another level
  • discusses stuff in detail
  • even the simplest things get complicated with the conversations you guys talk on a everyday basis
  • no one understands what you guys going on about
  • taking heaps of pictures at random places (and things)

Jisung:

  • Likes it when you come and see his dance practice
  • but hardly can pick up the phone to ask you
  • have to discretely ask the hyungs to ask you to come (even though you guys were dating)
  • Everyone thinks you two and Chenle and his girlfriend should go on a double date (Cause that’ll be too cute)
  • You’ll definitely see a more mature side to him then people assume he is
  • If you ever ask him to teach you dancing prepare for a very clumsy but cute boyfriend
  • He’ll try his best to make everything simple for you to learn

Imagine tho that when Rin gets exposed as Satan’s son, Mephisto goes “actually he’s my kid” leaving everyone confused. He continues like “you know how it is, sometimes traits of the grandparents turn up in the grandchildren!”
And Mephisto somehow manages to convince everyone that Rin and Yukio are his children much to the twins’ horror.

anonymous asked:

“are you stupid or stupid?” with nurseydex bc obviously

This is one of my favorite prompts for nurseydex. 

Thank you for the prompt!


“You forgot, didn’t you?”  Dex is at his suite door in a suit and tie, with sunflowers.  His smile has fallen, but his cheeks are a happy flush.

“Uh… Honestly, I didn’t think were you being serious?”  Nursey lets him in and takes the flowers to put them in some water. “No one brought me flowers before. How did you know to get sunflowers?”  Dex is giving him that ‘are you stupid or stupid?’ look. God, He’s such an ass sometimes. “What?” Dex just shakes his head. 

“I know you haven’t gotten flowers before because you told me.” Nursey looks confused. “Last week.” Nope, he is drawing a blank. “At the kegster, after Brad, or Dan, whatever his name was, stood you up.” Jesus. He really needs to chill on the tequila when he is having boy troubles. 

“Which explains why you offer to take me on date the next day, so, I could get my first date with a guy out of the way.” Nursey said nodding his head. He arranges the sunflowers. Figures, No guy has ever actually followed through with the whole date thing.  Dex clears his throat. 

“Uh… I asked you because I wanted to go on a date with you.” Dex is looking at fridge behind him. His face start go an anxious red. He chews on his bottom lip, like he does when he is thinking of the best way to say something.  “But, If you don’t want to, I’ll just go.” 

“Why?” Dex shifts his focus to Nursey’s face and furrows his brow. 

“I am not going to make you go on a date.”  Nursey groans with frustration.

“No, idiot, why do you want to go on a date with me?” Dex is back to staring at the fridge. He takes a deep breathe like his trying to psych himself up to answer that question. Dex hold one of Nursey’s hand between both of his hands. 

“Derek, you are incredible person. You deserve to be taken out and treated like you matter,” Dex is looking very intently at him. It’s intense. He never look more serious, “because you matter a lot to me. I like the man I am becoming because you.”

“Oh okay.” Nursey says very quietly. 

“Okay. Now if you still want to this, you should change.” Dex is giving him an out, and that just won’t do. 

“What should I wear?” Dex smiles.   

“Maybe, that green sweater Ransom got you for christmas? It looks really nice and matches your eyes.”  Nursey nods. 

“Sw’awesome.” He pecks Dex’s cheek with a kiss before breezing quickly out of there to change. 

After all, He has a date. 

nishinoya-me  asked:

IT REALLY IS?? IMAGINE Lance just humming the song during breakfast or smth and Keith just breaks at the table his whole face goes red and he's pretty sure he's screaming out loud?? Hunk just has a knowing smirk and Pidge regrets s o m u ch

OKAY SO SINCE I’VE DRAWN THAT I’VE BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT THIS AU LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

- Keith goes to Hunk and asks him how long Lance has been poledancing and Hunk tells him he doesn’t know but back on earth he was like really popular online for it

- KEITH LITERALLY RUNS TO PIDGE AFTER HE HEARS THIS

- “Pidge, who would I have to kill for you to get ke access to earth youtube?”

-Pidge is confused, but tells him she will work on it not knowing why he asked, but Pidge thinks she can do it. It just might take sometime.

- IN THE MEANTIME LANCE ISN’T BEING SHY AT ALL AFTER KEITH HAD WALKED IN IN FACT HE’S BEING MORE OPEN THAN EVER

- it starts with “you know, I can do the splits too.” COMPLETE WITH A WINK THAT LITERALLY SEND KEITH INTO SUCH A FIT HE HAS TO LEAVE THE ROOM

- THEN LANCE IS OFFERING TO TEACH HIM HOW TO DO IT AND KEITH IS A TOMATO AT THIS POINT AS HE JUST SPUTTERS HIS ANSWER OUT

- and THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF LANCE HITS HIM WITH THE WHOLE “you know, I could give you a private demonstration” AND KEITH RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM, HE JUST FUCKING DIPS THIS IS TOO MUCH HIS HEART IS GONNA STOP

- Hunk literally has to tell Lance to chill, because keith is gonna break soon

- Lance doesn’t stop, mainly bc know he knows that keith is crushing on him and he has to make a MOVE SOMEHOW

- Keith everyday wakes up a little earlier than he did before for a chance to see Lance practicing again, and one time he even goes to an entrance that isn’t in Lance’s view and just watches, because HOLY SHIT HOW CAN HE BE THIS FLEXABLE??? ALSO HOW CAN LANCE BE THIS GRACEFUL??? he’s floored honestly

- THE MUSIC GETS MORE AND MORE SEXUAL EACH TIME JUST BECAUSE IF KEITH WALKS IN AGAIN HE WANTS TO BREAK HIM FURTHER

- Keith end’s up doing this quite a lot and one day pidge finds him and all she can does is cross her arms “do NOT tell me i got you access to youtube so you could watch Lance’s videos” because being friends at the garrison meant that yes, she was aware of the videos

- Keith can’t even form words but Pidge is just shoving the stick that holds the information needed and just leaves. Keith keeps it with him for the rest of the day

-ONE DAY LANCE WALKS IN ON KEITH WATCHING ONE OF HIS VIDEO’S AND HE GETS MAD “WHY WOULD YOU WATCH A VIDEO WHEN I’M RIGHT HERE?”

- and keith basically combusts, and in the end LANCE SHOWS HIM ALL OF THE MOVES HE CAN DO AND KEITH HAD TO LIKE HIDE A SMILE THE WHOLE TIME 

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: viktor nikiforov found something else other than his title that he wants to hold on to and for half a year he couldnt stop thinking about that person so he flew to japan expecting the person who asked him to be there would be pleased to see him but instead yuri acted really confused, sometimes ignored viktor and rejected his multiple attempts to get closer, making the living legend cry himself to sleep but viktor continued to be patient and so understanding he supported yuri and had faith in his decisions and when yuri finally opened up completely viktor is just so ready to marry him no doubts or questions asked after all he's been so unconditionally in love with him for so long
Nick

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader (His POV)
Word count: 2,214
Warnings: Angst
Request: ( @winterladybr ) Can I get a fic where the reader was Nick’s best friend (I think that was Lucifer’s vessel name) and after Lucifer has possessed him, he spend sometime acting as Nick so the reader doesn’t find out. Nick had a thing for the reader and Lucifer starts feeling the same, but he isn’t sure if those are his or his vessel’s feeling. After some time, he sees he really likes the reader and doesn’t know what to do, because she still thinks he’s Nick. Sorry if it’s confusing and for being so specific :)

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Headcanon: "Can you write how the RFA reacts to MC constantly trying to hug them or just being very affectionate in general without even thinking about it?

I love this so much omg.

JUMIN
·You always run up to him whenever he comes home from work and give him a squeeze
·The first couple of times you do it he’s a little confused as to how hard you hold him
·But he loves it anyways
·After he gets used to it, he starts to bury his head into your hair, appreciating the moment
·Sometimes if youre on the other side of the just or upstairs when he comes in, he just holds his arms open and wait patiently until you jump onto him
· Hates it when you hug anything of anyone other than him
·Like seriously you once hugged jaehee goodbye and he almost fired her

JAEHEE(baehee)
·Is a little confused when you cuddle her while she eats
·But grows used to it
· She isn’t the most affectionate person, so when you casually start showing tons of PDA,
·BOI IS SHE A BLUSHING WRECK
·You learn to hold yourself back in public now
·But she still aprecciates the long hugs you guys share when you’re alone

ZEN
·When you first meet him you literally hug him to death
· He of course, is a snuggle bunny himself and starts doing the same to you
·LOTS
·OF
·PDA
·HOLDS YOUR HAND ALWAYS
·HUGS YOU FROM BEHIND WHENEVER HE CAN
·JUST FUCKING LOVES BEING WITH YOU ALL OF THE TIME AND TOUCHING YOU
·SHOWING THAT HES YOURS
·YOU GUYS TRADE BEING BIG SPOON
·He is fine with you hugging yoosung or jaehee
·But your hugs w/707 or JUMIN are 5 seconds long
·Greedy af

YOOSUNG
·This kid is dead as soon as you touch him
·Will hold your hand in public( while blushing arms stuttering to death)
·All I can say is
·Little
·Spoon

707
·Very bipolar with the affection he needs
·So your very careful to hold yourself back when he needs to be alone
·Eventually buys you a body pillow with him on it so you can hug him whenever you want
·THE ONLY PERSON YOU CANT HUG IS ZEN
·707 KNOWS THAT FLIRTY FUCK WOULD SWOOP YOU UP ANYTIME IF HE COULD

sorry i keep thinking about a giant multi-generational vox machina family and how fucking WEIRD they would all be as uncles and aunts

like….

“sometimes uncle percy uses really confusing words but he’s the best at organising ridiculous pranks and one time he built a bomb just because aunty keyleth said he shouldn’t - we almost died, it was amazing!”

“aunt pike says we can just call her pike and it’s kind of okay because she’s the same height as us. every time we ask her how she got that scar across her eye the story gets more and more exaggerated (i’m pretty sure it was a dragon tho)”

“uncle scanlan installed a giant waterslide in his mansion just for us and even though that portrait of his takes up most of the dining room wall he commissioned little paintings of all of us. he calls us his scabblets”

“one time we all challenged uncle grog to a wrestling match and he collapsed on the ground with all of us on top of him and said we were too strong. he thinks we don’t see him crying at birthday parties but we do”

“i’m pretty sure aunty keyleth gives the best hugs ever and if you ask her nicely she’ll turn into an earth elemental and throw you waaaaaaaay out into the lake. she loves hearing about how our day went even if it was boring”

“uncle vax pretends to be serious but it’s such a lie. we caught him drawing on uncle grog’s face when he was asleep and when he noticed us he asked for suggestions. he tells his grumpy bird to sit still when we want to pat it.”

“aunty vex is the best at dealing with bullies and she doesn’t even need to use trinket, she’s scary enough on her own! she calls us all ‘darling’ and if we’re having a bad day she takes us shopping for something wicked”

“we never got to meet uncle tiberius but my mum said he was very brave and that he would have loved us very much. sometimes we hear the adults talking about him late at night. he sounds really amazing”

and this isn’t even taking into account uncle gilmore and aunt allura and aunt kima and uncle kash and aunty zahra and aunt lillith and aunt cass!!!! what a family!!!!! i love them!!!!

Got7′s Reaction To You Constantly Playing Pokemon Go

Jaebum: He’d be happy you had found a hobby but sometimes it got too much and he wanted to spend time with you. NOT you AND Pokemon Go.

“Come on now, Princess, put the game down and lets play at the park like you’re mean’t to!” 

Mark: I don’t think he’d mind too much. In fact, he’d even play with you sometimes. 

“Let’s go get that Pokemon! I’ll drive!” 

Jackson: He’d make it a competition to see who could catch the most. 

“Looks like someone’s slacking…. I’M BEATING YOU!” 

Jinyoung: The game would confuse him and he wouldn’t understand your obsession. 

“That game again?” 

Youngjae: I think sometimes he’d be a pouty puppy since you spent more time on the game than with him.

“HELLO! HI! I’M A POKEMON! CATCH ME!”

BamBam: I think he’d be similar to Mark, he’d want to help you catch them but get way too interested. 

Him: BABY! LET’S GO!

You: It’s 3am!

Him: I’LL GO ALONE THEN.

Yugyeom: Yugyeom would just find your little obsession cute. 

“She’s at it again…” 

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Yoongi keeping count of all the times Taehyung has stolen something from him before they start dating really pays off once they finally hook up. It’s a week into their relationship and Taehyung walks out of his room in one of Yoongi’s shirts and the elder just sighs. 

“Every time you take something of mine you have to give me something in return.”

“Okay.” 

Taehyung kisses him and that’s how their exchange begins. Taehyung will purposely steal Yoongi’s beanies and jackets just to get kisses. Sometimes he’ll literally stare at Yoongi while he puts on one of Yoongi’s shirts and then he’ll pucker his lips while Yoongi laughs and kisses him.

Yoongi begins to kiss him randomly even when Taehyung doesn’t steal anything and when Taehyung looks at him confused Yoongi will blush. 

“March 13, 2014 you took my beanie without asking. I’m just collecting payment.” 

Taehyung nearly dies laughing but of course doesn’t stop the random kisses when they come and Yoongi spills some random date he can remember. Everyone else thinks they are really fucking cute.

anonymous asked:

How would the US/UF/SF bros react to an S/O that just casually massages their hand (or any other body part, depending on where they're sitting.)? Like, (sometimes) they don't even do it on purpose but it's just a weird habit that they have. Thanks ^^

I was a bit confused if the skeletons get massaged or if their s/o massage themselves, so I took the skelebros. :)


Underswap

Sans doesn’t mind. He thinks it’s very friendly from them because his bones feel so tense now and then. It confuses him sometimes, but he won’t complain about it.

Papyrus enjoys it. He doesn’t need to do anything and gets a free massage. Is there something better? Maybe he will make a joke about it, but that’s all.

Underfell

Sans gets very nervous at first. He doesn’t want it and gets slightly aggressive, but with time he gets used to it and even likes it. It’s just hard for him to show it.

Papyrus gets angry and annoyed. Why are they touching him out of the sudden and without asking him?! But if they tell him, that they just do it for him, he accepts it and thinks that the attention is nice.

Swapfell

Sans makes a habit out of it. Of course, they are allowed to take care of his magnificent bone structure! He loves the attention but doesn’t allow them to massage someone else.

Papyrus is hesitant but lets them. If they really want to do it… And he kinda likes it. It makes him feel relaxed and soothes his anxiety he’s suffering from now and then.

“That was the first time I saw Chat getting any closer to my balcony. He’d always stand just behind the railing, like respecting a boundary he seemed to trespass that night”.

I have a good excuse for drawing this Marichat hehehe I could do a comic about it, but I think it’s too long ;;; 

Anyway… my headcanon for Marichat is that Chat discovers how different is Marinette when she is talking with him and not Adrien, so he sometimes visits her as Chat just to have a little chat (woops I did it) without her stuttering and acting strange, At first Adrien, as Chat, would visit her with the only intention of getting to know Marinette as a friend, but feelings are further developed and ends up liking her, and liking ladybug, and being all confused xD

If you read until now, congrats, there you have a lot of confusions, bad grammar and worse explanation (laughs)

anonymous asked:

But Billie did say in an 2010 interview that he is no longer sure he is bisexual because he wants to repect Adrienne. Quote: "I don't really classify myself as anything. And when it comes to sex, there are parts of me that are very shy and conservative. I want to respect my wife. My wife Googled 'Billie Joe Armstrong bisexual' (and) she's like, 'Yeah, there are about 20 pictures of you kissing different guys'."

To be honest I think that sounds like he’s confusing bisexuality with monogamy? Idk. Like you can be married and in a loving monogamous relationship with someone and still be bisexual, still be attracted to people, there’s nothing wrong with that, but the media portrays bisexuality in a very unfair way, in a way that makes bi people feel slutty or unfaithful, it really gets into our brains sometimes, and maybe he felt guilty because of that? Idk

anonymous asked:

Dunno if you got this one: but headcanon where the reader has a guy friend over and Sam and Dean are about to get protective but then they realize that the guy friend is MAJORLY gay.

This was hilarious. Send Me Headcanon Requests!

• He was another hunter who you talked to sometimes

• Really funny, polite, and badass

• He was like your bestfriend

• You could see how your brothers would confuse that to him liking you

• “Listen, buddy, back off of our sister. She’s not interested.”

“I don’t think that’ll be a problem, sir.”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m not interested in girls…at all.”

“…Oh.”

• You yelling at them for doing that

• Them letting him hang around more after learning that

sometimes i think that bruce is always slightly bewildered and confused at his kids like he’ll see dick hanging from the chandelier but talking on the phone to somebody like nobody’s business and jason is chucking pieces of coco puffs at tim who doesn’t even acknowledge it but if the coco puff lands close to him he will eat it or plop it in his coffee because ooh coco puffs and cass is watching makeup tutorials on youtube while working out like a boss and damian is screaming that HE DOESN’T WATCH ANIME but nobody even asked him if he does???

and bruce continues on, whispering to himself

my life is normal everything is normal i’m not crazy and i’m not hallucinating and everything’s okay

and they’re all mine mine MINE MINE MINE

anonymous asked:

I feel bad, I get so frustrated at such small things sometimes. Especially if it's my boyfriend, like today I got annoyed at him over practically nothing. I don't know how to stop.

it’s not something you can control. i think the best thing is to communicate with him and tell him how you’re feeling so he doesn’t blame himself or so that there’s no confusion

John is back

…and dressed in what is probably his favourite beige woollen pullover. He seems a lot calmer now, too. Sherlock gives him a quick once over, brow crinkling in confusion. I think he doesn’t get the significance of the different outfit.

Sometimes I really wonder about him. He is so observant when it comes to other people. How come he completely fails at applying the same criteria to the people around him? Or does he get it and just not understand how to handle it?

He is still frozen to the spot, while John is already putting on his jacket

J: Ready?

Sherlock blinks a couple of times, as if to clear his head and nods before grabbing his coat and following John out. He halts in the door, turns back around and…Why is he smirking at me?

What is happening? Sherlock?

Why are you walking towards me?

*shriiiiiek*

Oh no, not in the bag. I hate the bag.

J: What are you doing?

S: Nothing. We can go.

Does that mean…I get to come with? I get to leave the flat?

Oh my god.