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More Headcanons

I headcanon Lance as bi. I also sort of self project the way I grew up and how my family is/was on him too…? Anyways, more langst

-Lance never thought it was weird that he was attracted to both genders until he was 11
-He first told his mom and she told him it was just a phase
-His older siblings laughed and teased him for it, calling him many slurs
-Slowly he grew to hate himself for being attracted to men and started to become more and more homophobic
- When he was 13, he met a boy in the summer who was gay
-He dated said boy in secret while denying who he was all the while
-His younger sister caught him with the boy and told their parents
-Lance never thought he’d ever see his mom so disgusted with him
-At the same time, he never thought his Dad who seemed the least accepting, would accept him and try to help him
-Lance started to realize as he got older that no men wanted to date him because he was bi
-So he thought it’d be easier to pass as hetro, though by now he was no longer homophobic but was trying to help out in LGBT community
-Lance’s older siblings started to become more understanding of the LGBT community and was no longer homophobic
-His mom understood but didn’t except that he was bi. Instead she’d talk about how it was a phase in his life
-He knew deep down that she’s never accept him
-Growing up, Lance was a middle child
-He never really got new clothes, being able to have hand-me-downs from his older siblings
-But his younger siblings got new clothes as by the time he was down with his, they were outdated
-He tries not to think too much about the times he’d get locked out after walking around late
-It wasn’t their fault, they just didn’t notice he was gone
-When his anxiety was starting to get bad, he had to hide it because his family rejected the idea that anyone could have a mental illness in their family
-He learned how to cry silently early in his life, so it was no surprise that no one knew when he was having an anxiety attack
-His self esteem issues started pretty early in his life
-His older siblings, one was a genius and the other was a troublemaker
-Whatever he did was average in his eyes and only his friends congratulated him
-It would never feel as good as it would’ve been coming from his parents
-When he’d get into trouble or hang around a “dangerous” crowd, his parents didn’t seem to care too much
-His “dangerous” crowd was pretty much just his group of friends which consisted of an addict, an alcoholic, a pot head, a kid who came from a rough home and two high school drop outs who dealt with mental illness, and the other poverty
-Some of his friends knew gang members but it wasn’t an issue because they’d never bring them around
-When Lance got an 89% on an exam, they threw him a little party on the beach by a campfire
-They’d all celebrate each other’s success and Lance started to call them family
-Lance’s siblings always forgot he was with them when they’d tell a story, or they’d replace him with a different sibling
-His own mom and dad started to do that as well
-He started to feel like he was replaceable and forgettable
-He started to fall into depression around the time he was 12, though he never realized it was depression until he was 15
-He started self harming when he 11, a little bit after he came out
-At first it was anger, he felt like he deserved to be treated like crap
-It soon turned ugly as he started to notice more and more things he wasn’t good at and traits that were displeasing
-When he was 15-16, his friends noticed the scars he carefully kept hidden and they tried so hard to help him
-Lance learned that he didn’t want their help as it felt more like pity which only fed into his self-loathing
-When Lance was 16, his friend who was an alcoholic died by drowning in his own puke
-Lance didn’t take it well and couldn’t handle it, so he repressed those memories
-He never remembered until he was in his 20’s and woke up sobbing and shaking(it wasn’t pretty, it was horrible and he could shake the imagines out of his mind for weeks)
-When Lance got accepted to the garrison, his friends threw him a party
-At the same time, he never told his family until two days before he was leaving
-They thought it was just a boarding school and didn’t realize how much he worked for it until after he left and they looked into it
-Lance tried to hold back tears after the first month he was at the garrison and he still hadn’t gotten a call from his parents or siblings
-He didn’t hold himself as he thought of his friends and the fire they had
-He didn’t think of how his parents practically jumped around when his older brother got accepted into university
-He didn’t compare himself to everyone he knew and only focus on his bad points
-He didn’t have an anxiety attack that night
-When Lance met Hunk, he felt relived because finally in his life, he met someone who didn’t know his family
-Because finally he had a friend who saw him and didn’t know of or about his family
-And when he met Pidge, he was ecstatic to meet someone who was so smart and chill
-It didn’t hurt him at all when they kept avoiding him though
-It didn’t remind him of being overshadowed when his teachers started to compare him and tell him he was there only by luck
-It didn’t hurt when he was taken as a joke by his self proclaimed rival because it reminded him of his siblings
-No, it didn’t hurt at all when he realized he really didn’t belong with the other paladins
-And it certainly didn’t hurt when his hero got mad at him for making a valid point
-Of course that didn’t make him start to doubt himself more than he already did
-No, Lance never thought of how much he hated himself or how he wasn’t good enough
-Not even about how he missed his family, when he was stuck out in space
-Or his friends, who’d usually try to cheer him up by taking him out to eat or play games all night
-Definitely not about how he wished he was a better person, never really seeing what an amazing person he was but the only what he saw of himself
-No, Lance was fine
-Right?

tempxt  asked:

[ pin my muse ] “AH” 'cuz why not let it to the dice ~

PIN MY MUSE

  • Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZERchoose
    ( Result ) Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE


8

In which our beloved monster ambassador (unknowingly) runs for student council.

Compressed so the post isn’t so long– I hope reading is still smooth.

If you prefer one long strip please let me know.

the sawamura eijun fanclub

characters: miyuki kazuya, okumura koushuu, kuramochi youichi, furuya satoru, haruichi kominato
theme: CRACK. sawamura eijun love.
- i have no regrets. who are the other members in this club? i’m certainly one.

“What’s this.”

“Exactly what you think it is.”

“I don’t know what to think about it, honestly.”

“Why don’t you open it and see for yourself?”

“.. a wolf mask? And.. Is this a joke.”

“I assure you, it’s not.”

Sawamura Eijun fan club? Why am I given this nonsense.”

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Kakavege week -  Kama Sutra!

“Which one should we do next??”
“Let’s try em all.”

Goku and Vegeta have a new favourite book to read and some new toys to play with too!! ♡ 

I was trying to work out how the car ride back to the CIA was going to go and honestly, at first I could imagine it being hilarious.

On the one hand you have Dirk Gently, who tried to comfort Farah by poking her shoulder and who decided to introduce himself to Todd by climbing through his window. And on the other hand you have Hugo Friedkin who (canonically!) uses cinnamon as his safe word, and who struggles to talk and chew gum at the same time. So initially I thought that they’d start having two completely different conversations and it would be a whimsical and amusing trainwreck.

But then it’s also Dirk “I’m always surrounded by bizarre and frightening states of disaster, and I am always alone” Gently and Hugo “I’ve just been burning everything” Friedkin, and we know that Dirk couldn’t stop talking if his life depended on it.

So I’m guessing that Dirk would probably end up lashing out with something justifiably hurtful and Friedkin would snap back with “yeah, well I killed your cop buddy” and that’s how Dirk would learn about Estevez being dead so.

Not as funny as I thought it would be.

EXTRA ANGST FOR FRIEDKIN MENTIONING THAT THE CIA HAS KILL ORDERS FOR TODD AND FARAH TOO and Dirk’s just sitting there like please no.

my thoughts before DRSE: ah! blood and other abnormalities in the body no no no no no no nooooooononononono *hyperventilates*

my thoughts since DRSE: if a corpse has a broken neck, and others like straighten it out and position the corpse so it’s sat up, how will their neck bend? Will it like fully flop to one side like a negative quadratic graph or just tilt slightly? Will it rip the muscles and tear the skin due to the weight and force of gravity or will it just flop to one side and stay put? *tries to envision it by slightly tilting neck*

thenuclearkid  asked:

so, i have your human version of Wreck Gar saved on my computer for reference bc I wanted to draw him later but so i was looking through my pictures so i could show something to my mom and i went past that image of wreck gar. she stopped me and asked me if it was Jesus and I just kinda sat there in disbelief

headcanon: wreck-gar is the antichrist

Surprise! [Hunter & Sara]

[ @trxinedtogetalxng ]

The time had finally come-their baby was on the way! Hunter had just gotten off the phone with the adoption agency and he couldn’t wait to share the good news with Sara. After trying to start a family for well over a year now through natural means, the two had decided to give adoption a shot. What they wanted was a child, and if it couldn’t happen on their own then so be it. Hunter knew that his wife was having a really hard time with being unable to bear them a child, yet he knew the news of their impending arrival would make her ecstatic.

Hunter had some time to kill before Sara arrived home from work, so he decided to have a bit of fun. Simply telling her the news wouldn’t be good enough. Instead he made a quick trip to the store to purchase a baby rattle and a pacifier, along with a bouquet of flowers. When he came back home, he set the flowers on the counter next to a small box that contained the baby toys.

As soon as Sara walked in the door, Hunter was ready to greet her with a kiss. “Welcome home, sunshine. How was work?”

Today's Adventures in Co-Writing
  • Aja: god your fans are going to freak the fuck out when they get to this part ahaha you're just going to have to blame everything on me i'm sorry lolol
  • Me: I WAS JUST GOING TO WRITE TO YOU.
  • THAT EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIIIIIIIE.
  • lololol it's not that I *can't* write angst, it's that I choose to use my power for good, lolololol
  • Aja: oh no i never doubted that you could, i'm just surprised you are going this far!!!!!
  • I WAS VERY SURPRISED
  • GENUINELY
  • Me: lolololoolol
  • You must be a bad influence.
  • I am now worried we didn't actually meet ~in the middle, lol
  • Aja: ahahahaha
  • i think we've found an excellent degree of compromise!
  • Me: lol