i think ==

me: yeah idk i dont really care for romance-centric movies, they tend to be boring and unrelatable

The Shape of Water (2017) by Guillermo del Toro: has sexey fishman, who looks like a cross between abe sapien and thane from mass effect. also protagonist is mute lady who teaches fishman asl and they fall in love and escape from a tropey research facility? doug jones plays fishman ?

me: 

otp prompt where on april 1st, person A, who doesn’t know which day they are, confesses to person B, who instantly assumes it’s an april fools joke and goes with it, thinking it’d be funny. person A is super happy because they honestly thought they’d get rejected and person B thinks they’re just really enthusiastic about the joke and doesn’t even stop once to ask themself “what if they’re actually serious”.
after a few months person B is kinda embarassed because the joke still isn’t over and now literally everyone thinks they’re dating. the fact that B started having a crush on A doesn’t help either. one day they build up the courage to tell A about their crush on them and A just stands there really confused because “well we’ve been dating for like 5 months i sure hope you like me” and b is like “what

The Intern

a/n: Heya fam! I knowww I’m supposed to be on a break and yes I am seeing your requests (and I’ve even started a few of them) but I was thinking last night and well … I kinda came up with this. Let me know if it’s something you’d like to see continued maybe in the future?? Okay SERIOUSLY THIS TIME, adios muchachos.

*** Warnings - Language

*** This is unedited?? Like just about everything else i post these days? sorry.

“Y/n? I’m Tom, nice to meet you.” A voice called from behind me. I turned around see the familiar golden locks of Tom, the production manager of Shawn Mendes’ world your, and- for the next three months- my boss. Tom had hired me to assist him with the visuals on Shawn’s tour. I was only and intern, the pay was shit, but still… I was going on our with Shawn Mendes.

I smiled a took hold of his extended hand, shaking it slightly. “It’s nice to meet you.” I said nervously. “Very nice to meet you.”

He smiled and led me towards the arena where the Show that night would be held. “You came just in time. I was just about to set everything up for tonight’s visuals but maybe you’d like to do it? Give me a feel of what your skill level is.”

“I’d love to!” I exclaimed.

“I like the enthusiasm.” He said with a chuckle as we stepped through the door.

The inside of the arena was not at all what I was expecting. Everyone was rushing somewhere, yelling orders to someone else. I was immediately put into a state of alertness, ready to spring into action.

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I don’t think I’ll ever write a story where Wayhaught has kids, but we can all agree we know EXACTLY how Nicole Haught would be if Waverly was ever pregnant, right?

Because she would absolutely be the type who talks to Waverly’s stomach every night once she starts showing; who reads to their unborn baby; who pulls her pillow down the bed to lie looking at Waverly’s belly in wonder whenever the baby kicks or moves. 

Nicole already thinks Waverly is the prettiest girl in the world, but a pregnant Waverly? Nicole wouldn’t be able to keep her hands off of her. On the nights Waverly fears she’s become fat and unattractive, Nicole would take her time, all night long, to show her exactly how beautiful she thinks she is, and just how much Nicole wants her. 

Like, we all know this is true, right?

who’s excited for splat2 tomorrow?? im looking forward to seeing these two!!

(also i might make these as keychains one day, would anyone be interested?)

Honestly I’m always so surprised at just how much they make Keith’s character revolve around Shiro..

Like his feelings for Shiro are such a huge part of his character so far.

I’d say it’s almost even kinda odd…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen something similar in this type of show? (like between two guys atleast haha)

Like I always feel like they gonna sweep it all to the side at some point in favor of something else, but they don’t. They just keep putting emphasis on just how much Keith loves him.

Not sure how to word what I mean..

Like even for Allura, when she had to say goodbye to her dad, it didn’t take like a whole episode focusing on her struggle… And even Pidge’s feelings for her family get kinda pushed to the side..

Seriously, the amount of screentime Keith’s feelings for Shiro get is incredible.

And you know it’s not gonna be just that episode, it’s gonna be like an entire season again probably (cuz we didn’t even had the background flashbacks)

anonymous asked:

,,,,if reader and sugar daddy!TJ were to hypothetically get married, how big would the hypothetical ring and hypothetical wedding be? Because I'm pretty sure that hypothetically, they would both be hypothetically high-key Extra Extravagant. Hypothetically.

*inhales*

for the reader, he gets her a three stone princess cut for the engagement ring and it’s beautiful because the center diamond is held by a french-set cushion halo.

as for the wedding, thomas wants to go big, but he’s waiting on you for confirmation. he’s very much involved. you don’t have to beg him to taste eight different cakes. he’s all on board. 

the color scheme is purple and grey. your bouquet is made up of purple roses, hydrangeas, and baby’s breath.

you both like the idea of a wedding at a botanical garden. peggy would be your maid of honor. dolly would be a bridesmaid. james is thomas’ best man. he adds laf and herc to the party too. you try to include thomas’ family if you can. they’re nothing but sweet to you.

thomas tries to look at you before the wedding but peggy dragged him out of the room by his ear. 

thomas’ niece is flower girl. your father walks you down the aisle, but if he’s not available, laf offers to do so for you. he kisses your cheek as he hands you off to thomas. he gives thomas a stern look, but the three of you are smiling. the first thing thomas tells you is how beautiful you look.

you write your own vows and recite them to each other. everyone cries. it’s beautiful. you kiss him and he dips you and you can’t help but smile. 

you get a polaroid of you and thomas at the reception. he sticks it in his wallet along with any other pictures of you.

the food is amazing. your first dance is tender and sweet. peggy, dolly, and james toast to you and it’s funny and charming and sentimental.

you dance to “at last” by etta james. thomas hums as he holds you close to his chest. he sings the very last lines, “for you are mine, at last” with a sweet smile on his face. you go to hawaii for your honeymoon. 

but this is hypothetically speaking of course.