i take pictures in the bathroom

SEND ME A SHIP and I’ll tell you:
  • Who said “I love you” first
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts
  • Who initiated the first kiss
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning
  • Who starts tickle fights
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Jews turned out in LARGE numbers at the protest. I saw a LOT of signs showing Jewish solidarity. I think in general we tend to turn out in large numbers, but we tend to not display our Jewishness so openly. It was so moving to see Jews really openly being Jewish at this progressive protest and showing solidarity. One old woman walked up to me and squeezed my arm and thanked me for being there. Her parents were immigrants who escaped the Holocaust. I had tears in my eyes due to our encounter.

One Jewish man wearing a Star of David asked to take a picture of my sign that expressed Jewish solidarity with Muslims and shook my hand, saying shalom. Another man who was supposed to watch my sign when I went to the bathroom had picked it up and starting holding it, and explained that his grandparents were Jewish and had also escaped the Holocaust. 

Anyway, it was really amazing to see all the Jews turning out for this. I hope that we’ll be more openly Jewish in the future at these demonstrations.


Hey all,

I would like to apologise for my absence from CrossDressing and posting on this blog. I do still have pictures to post from BWBG and I still love dressing. I’ve just had no desire to dress for quite a while now, and I do not know when I will next dress in my own clothes or home.

Ever since visiting Cindy the first time I have thought differently about CrossDressing, and I’m glad. It’s made me realise that I want more out of it, I’ve been taking pictures hidden in the bathroom for too long. I was constantly buying new clothes, wigs and shoes to keep things ‘new’, this is not what I want from my hobby. Especially as every item I buy doesn’t even get worn for even an hour a month, it just doesn’t seem worth it. The most ‘at home’ I have ever felt with my hobby has been with Cindy, as it is an accepting environment. However back at home I’m hiding in the bathroom trying to get as many pictures as possible late at night, which just isn’t enjoyable for me anymore. I want more from my dressing however I don’t know what that is, I’ve thought about the idea of modelling ever since Cindy said I would be great at it. That put a huge smile on my face and is probably the happiest moment I’ve ever experienced whilst dressed.

It was also amazing being dressed and having a social aspect to it, at home it is very isolating and the only social aspect I get is online and mostly anonymous. Most of it is also simply complements on how I look dressed up, and not directly about me as a person. When I dress up I’m expressing my natural femininity as an image, my feminine personality. It’s not a form of escapism or another persona, it’s another image of who I am. It’s not another persona or a way of escaping for me, it’s a way of expressing more of who I am. Plus I really love 'women’s’ fashion.

However the fact that fashion is 'mens’ and 'women’s’ really gets to me in a way, it’s more accepting for a woman to be masculine than it is for a man to be feminine. I also think that clothing should be masculine or feminine, so individuals can wear what suits their personality, not clothing simply assigned to their gender.

I do know I would like my CrossDressing to be a lot more social and known. Due to the way it is viewed by society it cannot be simply told to someone like it could most other hobbies. It is best told one-to-one and even that is hard, you cannot be aware of how they will respond. It isn’t simply accepted or disliked. If it is accepted, they may not even ask what dressing means to you or any other questions like that as the fact that society drives you to approach it one-on-one makes it seem that your sensitive about it therefore they do not want to ask anything that may be too personal. This means you have to take time to explain your personal reasons behind it. It may also simply be a result of prejudice, and they may think they know all the answers already where in actual fact it’s unique to every individual.

Even when I want to talk about it with someone who knows, I have to wait until I can talk to them privately to avoid being overheard by others. So even though they know and I’m with them, I’m still hiding it. I do not feel safe talking about it with someone who knows in a public place, which is still very isolating.

It is said to “be the change you want to see in the world” however with societies views on CrossDressing I really have no idea what could even be done or how to even start. As it’s forcing most CrossDressers to stay in the dark, therefore it is not known or understood by most people. If it was seen more often, it would likely reduce prejudice etc. the only hope I can see currently is that some Transgender individuals are beginning to be accepted. This is not the same at CrossDressing but it does give hope that society may one day understand it and accept it.

It’s so in the dark that I myself as far as I’m aware haven’t even seen another crossdresser in person, ever. Just myself. CrossDressers are a lot more known online, however I myself am afraid to step outside dressed up or even tell others about it in a public place. I always worry it could easily cause a scene. I wish a lot more people would see it as interesting like quite a few that I have told do and not something to be concerned about, like it needs 'fixing’ or is some kind of personality disorder.

The fact that I cannot even affect how it is viewed within my own home or family gives me no hope whatsoever that society as a whole will change its views anytime soon. Which I hate, as I do not want to continue hiding it and feeling isolated. I do not agree that it is something that should be, however we’re driven to hide it no matter what we believe. This also means I’d have difficulty going out dressed up as I couldn’t even walk out the door whilst dressed up without letting anyone know I would be doing so.

I have no reason to go out dressed up but if I ever did I don’t know how I’d go about it due to this. I’d also be worried that being dressed up outside may cause a scene or make others feel uncomfortable if they know I’m CrossDressed and do not accept it. I also worry that some may act out irrationally because they see it as 'abnormal’ and others may frown upon it because of their religion or culture.

If anyone who knows me personally has read this, please contact me. Talk with me about it, I wish so much for it to be more social and to not feel isolated offline. Due to the fact that nobody does, I find it hard to talk about it even with people that know because I have no idea how they feel about it and how interested they really are.

If anyone else who has read this feels as I do, understands or has any thoughts. I’d love to talk, on here or on Kik (PinchedSlinky).

Thank you all for making me feel welcome here <3


Derek x Reader

Requested by @g0back2bed

You grinned as you walked into the penthouse for the pack meeting and found Derek stood uncomfortably across the room. You loved to wind him up. In fact, it was practically what got you through the boarding meeting, especially ones like tonight when Scott seemed hell bent on having the entire pack fall asleep.

Stiles snickered when you gave Derek a flirty wave and the wolf glared at you, other than that, he remained immobile and expressionless.

“You think you can actually get him flustered?” Stiles whispered and you smirked.

“If I do, you owe me curly fries.” You smiled when he rolled his eyes and nodded.

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Jason and Tim in: Always lock the bathroom door (Ft. Dick Grayson)

Tim: *seated on toilet, happily reading a magazine*

Dick: *swings the door open*

Tim: Dick, I’m trying to use the bathroom!!*tries to close door*

Dick: *swings it back open* Nope, you know the rules little brother. JASON!!

Tim: no no please don’t call ja-

Jason: *appears from down the hall* Whats up

Dick: look at your little brother


Tim: *desperately tries to cover himself* Jason don’t take a pic-!

Jason: *takes multiple pictures* Dick, get in this selfie with me

Tim: Seriously, you guys stop!

Dick and Jason: *Take multiple selfies with Tim in the shot*

Dick: Tag me in that one!

Tim: can’t a man take a crap in peace?!

Dick: What kind of man wears My Little Pony boxers?Hahaha!

Jason: *Takes picture of boxers* This is so going on instagram hahaha

*Dick and Jason walk away laughing*

Tim: God, I hate this family

Artist problems
  • “my music playlist stopped three hours ago and I never turned it back on”
  • “merge the layer Kronk””WRONG LAYEEEEEEEEEEER”
  • “why do I even HAVE that layer”
  • “where the fuck is the hole”
  • “writing action SUCKS”
  • “Hm…if I kill this character I can progress this story how I want it to, but everyone will hate me…”
  • ”…how long ago did I save”
  • “it looked so much better in my head”
  • “i really gotta go to the bathroom BUT IF I GO I’LL GET OUT OF THE ZONE”
  • *posts work on the internet**gets two notes*”all these hours wasted”*sees a picture of a bagel with thousands of notes*”wtf”

Feel free to add more to this list.

50 Things To Do Between Your Study Sessions

1. Go for a walk
2. Get some snacks
3. Do some cleaning
4. Text someone you haven’t talked to in a long time
5. Call your parents/siblings
6. Get a coffee/tea
7. Read/watch news
8. Short dancing session
9. Draw random sketches
10. Work in your bullet journal
11. Plan out the next meal
12. Do yoga
13. Go to the bathroom
14. Watch one episode of your favorite TV show
15. Take a 20 minutes nap
16. Plan out the next day
17. Call a friend
18. Stretch a little
19. Go on tumblr
20. Watch YouTube videos
21. Make some funny snapchat pics and send it to your friends
22. Read some quotes
23. Write a blog post
24. Go grocary shopping
25. Water your plants
26. Write down 10 positive facts about you
27. Reflect on your week
28. “I’m grateful for…”
29. Post an instagram picture
30. Clean up your desk
31. Write a letter to a friend/family
32. Listen to audiobooks
33. Cook something delicious
34. Play a game
35. Make a new profile picture
36. Set the alarm for the next day
37. Fill out your habit tracker
38. Make a smoothy
39. Write a short story
40. Go jogging
41. Catch uo with your favorite blogs
42. Fine an outfit for the next day
43. Take a shower
44. Read
45. Look over old letters or photos
46. Reorganize you supplies
47. Make some new room decoration
48. Listen to music
49. Sing
50. Lay on your bed and daydream

The Beach

So as I posted yesterday I was doing a hold. My friend texted me and asked if I wanted to go to the beach and of course I did so i picked her up and we went. It was fun and all and I was still doing my hold when I noticed I had to pee really bad. I ignored and continued looking for shells in the dark water and taking pictures. After about 20 minutes I really couldn’t wait any longer but I didn’t want to use the nasty bathroom so I decided I needed to wait until I got to her house. 10 painful minutes past and I started leaking with every step. Of course I had to act like I was fine so she didn’t notice but that just made it worse. My high waisted jeans also weren’t helping the pressure on my bladder. My friend was
Walking in front of my taking pictures so I decided to let a large stream of pee out to release some of the pressure. I cut it off when she looked back at me and then continued once she looked away. At this point I couldn’t stop the hot piss from escaping me and I just let it all out. I “fell” into the water so she didn’t ask question. After that I we stayed for another 20 minutes and I peed in my pants again because she wouldn’t notice, they where already wet

anonymous asked:

Howdy! I was wondering if you could do the RFA + the minor trios reaction to a MC that loves to record things just in case something funny happens or always seems to be taking pictures of embarrassing things their S/O is doing. I hope this is explained well enough ✨

don’t worry, this is explained plenty well enough! :)


  • He’s all about it because HE’S TOTALLY LIKE THAT TOO
  • More than anything it turns into a blackmail war
  • Posting embarrassing pictures and videos to the chatroom
  • Placing fake spiders in the bathroom for that reaction money shot
  • Don’t you dare fall asleep in the car, because that picture will be out of your hands before you even know it
  • Phones are always within grabbing distance
  • Because you never know when Saeyoung will sneeze into his food
  • Or fall asleep onto his keyboard
  • And you’d be a fool if you thought Saeyoung would ever play fair
  • You’d better get that picture out quick, and hopefully someone’s there right away to see it
  • Because it’ll be gone the moment he sees it
  • With no traces left and a million CCTV screenshots of you to make up for it


  • Oh man he loves it
  • Did you really expect anything different?
  • Whenever he sees you with your phone out he stops what he’s doing to smile for the camera
  • Even though he still looks good from any angle
  • damn beautiful handsome narcissist
  • “Hey babe no do it again I wasn’t looking”
  • “That’s the point, Hyun”
  • Mr. Selfie King loves snapping a quick one with you while you’re posting it
  • Or even while you’re filming him
  • This post comes to mind immediately LMAO
  • Don’t do it MC you’ll only feed his ego


  • Boy is so embarrassed by it
  • Covers his face and turns bright red whenever he notices that you’re filming/photographing him
  • The infamous “Noooo delete itttt”
  • Honestly though, you keep pretty busy
  • Since everything Yoosung does is either cute or embarrassing or both
  • At the very least you agree not to post it anywhere online
  • Your camera roll is enough to keep you warm
  • But you can’t resist posting pictures to the group chat when his mom comes over
  • and forces him to make kimchi


  • Can you even catch Jumin Han doing anything embarrassing enough to record?
  • “You can certainly try”
  • On the rare occasion that you do he’s not even fazed
  • You find him lying on his stomach in front of Elizabeth the 3rd and imitating the sounds she makes at him
  • He catches you in the act
  • But he’s more shook by the quality of your picture
  • “How did you take that picture, MC?”
  • “What do you mean?”
  • “It’s so… clear.”
  • You spend the next half-hour teaching Jumin Han, Department Director and Chairman-in-Line, how to use his fucking camera phone


  • Like Yoosung, she’s embarrassed by it
  • But she covers it with feigned frustration
  • Exasperated sighs and little eyerolls
  • “Oh, don’t post it”
  • “Pleeeease put your phone away”
  • You can’t help that you want to show the world your cute girlfriend
  • And you are never never ever going to let her know about your album of Jaehee-asleep-on-her-desk photos


  • V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Even if he kind of misunderstands the intent of it at first
  • “I think it’s amazing how you see life as living art, MC”
  • “…Jihyun, I just record everything hoping I’ll catch you doing something embarrassing”
  • He laughs and hugs you
  • “Well, that’s art too.”
  • He’s just so excited to see you having an interest in photography
  • So even though you don’t have a need for anything fancier than your smartphone
  • You indulge him when he tries teaching you about cameras
  • “The Olymbus is better quality if you’re just taking pictures, but a higher-end Sonya will give you great 1080p video, even if you’re sacrificing some of your picture definition”
  • And that’s all before he starts getting into lenses
  • Little does he know that you’re recording his passion rant


  • You have to be sneaky around this guy
  • Because if he catches you in the act
  • He’ll straight-up bat your phone out of your hand
  • To be honest you’re not even trying to get him to do anything embarrassing
  • Even regular pictures and videos of him are fascinating
  • Keep in mind that he’s just as good of a hacker as his brother
  • So you’re pleasantly surprised that he hasn’t deleted your stealthier souvenirs
  • You make the smart decision to avoid bringing it up
  • Really, he loves that you love taking pics of him
  • He just hates knowing that it’s happening while it’s happening


  • Ohhhh boy
  • They are PISSED
  • “Are you dense?! Did you forget that I can’t have any digital records of me?”
  • Grabs your phone and starts deleting the pictures and videos off
  • But once they realize you’re genuinely hurt they soften a bit
  • “Hey… hey look, I didn’t mean it, okay?”
  • They make what is, essentially, a hi-tech disposable camera
  • Still really prickly when you use it, though
  • Vanderwood does not like being made the fool

Oh, i think i kinda ran away with these ^^;; Sorry!!

Hope you all enjoy! xx

— — — — — — — —

I slipped my bikini bottom on, taking a quick mirror selfie in Kian’s room.

“You better not post that anywhere.” Kian said, glancing at me from the bathroom.

“It’s cute though.”

“Then take one with me.”


Kian walked over an wrapped his arm around my chest and his other arm around me hip, smirking. I snapped the picture and quickly gave Kian a kiss on his cheek.

“I’ll be down at the pool.” I said, opening the door, jogging down the stairs.

I walked into the kitchen, my feet padding against the tile floors echoing through the house. I pushed open the door and seen Jc, Ricky, Jack and Jack, Nash, and some other boys I didn’t recognize out there. Honestly thought Jc and Kian were done hanging out with Nash but I guess that’s me.

“Hey, (y/n)! You ready to get drunk?!” Jc smiled and brought me a fruity drink.

“Sure. Why not?” I grinned and took a seat down by the pool, sliding my legs into the water.

I posted mine and Kian’s photo into instagram, automatically getting likes. We’ve been dating for about six months now and everything is going amazing. I can’t believe he even asked me out anyways. It was actually at a party with about the same amount of people and actually some of the same people and everyone was either wasted, high, or even both. Anyways, Kian and I didn’t feel like getting intoxicated or fucked up so we started talking and now we’re here.

I looked back and seen Kian chatting along with the Jack’s whenever Jc walked over, taking a seat beside me.

“what’s up, (y/n)?”

I shrugged my shoulders. “Nothin much. Chillin at the pool, getting some sun, thinking to myself.”

“Chill. So, I have something to tell you actually.”

“And that is?”

He sighed, giving me a quick hug. “It’s about Kian and before you go raising hell, wait till I finish the story.”


“So, you remember that you and Kian met?” I nodded my head. “Well, you were the only girl that anyone was really interested in. Since half the boys heard that you were coming, they all did a bet. Anyways, Kian won the bet. So, the bet was if he can get you to date him, and if he can fuck you in the first couple of months, then he can keep you but if he can’t, he has to give you up.”

“Are you fucking serious?!”

I quickly stood up and walked over to Kian, placing my hands on my hip.

“So what’s this about me being a fucking bet?! Huh?!”

Kian’s eyes widened. “Fucking shit. What the fuck, Jc?! I told you not to tell her!”

“It doesn’t matter if Jc was suppose to tell me or not! Why the fuck didn’t you tell me? I was sitting here thinking you got some damn feelings for me but after all, you’re just another fuck boy! Fuck you, Kian! We’re over!”

I stormed past Kian, wiping away my tears so no one could see them.

“(Y/n) stop!” I ignored his voice and stormed upstairs, grabbing all my clothes out of his room. “Dude, fucking stop! I actually have feelings for you!”

“If you actually had feelings, you would’ve told me about the bet in the first place!”

I slipped on some sweats and threw on some vans high tops and jogged downstairs with Kian hot on my heels. I grabbed my keys off the table beside the door and flung the door open.

“(Y/n), please stop!”

“Leave me alone, Kian! I’m done!”

I unlocked my car and chunked my stuff in my backseat, looking back at Kian who had tears down his face. I sighed and shook my head, getting onto the front seat, backing away from everything.

— — — —

I scrolled through my instagram, sighing at mine an Kian’s photos. It’s been three months since I last saw him. I regret not talking it out but damn, what a complete dick way of being with someone. I rolled my eyes and shoved my phone in my pocket, ordering my drink from Starbucks.


I smiled and grabbed my drink, walking back over to my friend. I sat my drink down and quickly threw my hair up.

“How’re you doing?”

I shrugged my shoulders and took a sip of my drink. “I could be better…” I looked out the window an seen a bunch of girls piled up at American Eagle. “I miss him.” I looked back over at her, causing her to sigh.

“I know sweetie, but he pulled a complete dick move on you. You didn’t deserve that at all.”

I rubbed my forehead, “I know, I know.”

“I think it’s for the best but who knows, he might realize what he did wrong and try to get you back. Maybe this little break was the best for him, to realize if you were what he wanted.”


I looked back over an seen the girls all still over there, making me wonder who was over there.

“Wow,” she laughed, “maybe a celebrity is over there.”


I continued watching an see a tall dark haired boy walk out.

“That looks like Jc..” I mumbled, moving my face closer to the glass.“

Next thing you know, Kian walks out, taps Jc on the shoulder and points over at Starbucks.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! It’s Jc and Kian! What am I going to do?!”

“(Y/n) breathe!”

I breathed in an out, quickly covering my face when I heard the door open. I continued to look out the window, trying to keep my face hidden. My friend grabbed my hand, rubbing the back of it which calms me down. I breathed out and looked at her, taking a slow sip of my drink.


I looked over an seen Kian looking at me, his mouth slightly open.

“Hey Kian…”

“I’ll leave you two to it.” My friend mumbled, heading to the bathroom. Kian sat down in her chair and studied my face, furrowing his eyebrows together.

“You know,” he started, “I really did not mean for that ‘bet’ to end how it did. I already knew of you and I knew you were local and I was going to hit you up but of course, when I finally start thinking about it, there ends up being a bet about you and I was determined to win it. All I’ve been doing is thinking about you, how I could’ve changed that day that you left my house. But now, I’m here in Starbucks, spilling my all out to you. (Y/n), will you please take me back? I know you’ll be sketchy about it but I mean every word when I say that I actually do like you and I actually do want a future with you. So, whats your answer?”

I sighed, looking out the window seeing girls being pushed back and watching girls glare at me. I missed him. He obviously missed me.

“Kian, if I say yes, you have to promise me that you’ll be one hundred percent honest on everything that you do and say and you’ll answer one hundred percent honestly.”

“I promise.”

“Alright, yes, I’ll be your girlfriend again.”

Kian smiled and stood up, pulling me up into his chest. Kian engulfed me into a hug, kissing the top of my head.

“Lets take a picture.”

Kian angled his phone and snapped a picture of us.

“Hey Kian, we gotta go. What’s up (y/n)?”

“Hey Jc!”

“Alright man. Hey, come by my house later. Cool?”

I nodded my head. Kian leaned down and left a kiss on my cheek, making me blush. They both walked out onto the busy streets, leaving me there blushing.

“So I guess you two are good?”

I looked over at my friend and nodded my head. I got my boy back.

orangejuiceenthusiasm  asked:


Who said “I love you” first

Ren. It might take him longer to realise his feelings for her, but he comes to terms with it faster. Also she’s not exactly subtle about her feelings so as she’s still afraid he might not feel the same, he’s confident to commit his love for her. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Nora has a picture of the two of them, because it makes her happy everytime she looks at it. 

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror 

Nora, totally her. Little hearts and stuff like that. He smiles every time he sees it. 

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

If winning stuffed animals counts… Nora. 

Who initiated the first kiss

Ren. Because again, Nora is more insecure about this whole thing. I mean Ren’s insecure as well, in the beginning, but he tends to figure it out by himself before he starts to show his feelings or acts on it, so he will eventually feel confident enough and kiss her. 

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Nora, because she always wakes up before he does.

Who starts tickle fights

Nora, of course it’s Nora.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower 

Nora, because Ren’s a bit too flustered by the thought to ask for it. He never says no. 

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Ren, because Nora tends to forget to eat and because seeing her just makes him happy. 

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

I don’t think they really had a proper first date. More like they started to do the things they did as friends before as a couple. 

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Ren takes them outside so Nora finally stops throwing stuff at it. 

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

I mean come on, of course it’s Nora. Ren is more the type to fall asleep when drunk, but he doesn’t really drink, so he just ends up carrying Nora home, who shouts her love for him through the streets of Vale. 

anonymous asked:

Asking mod Lance for the ships: Shance??

Who said “I love you” first

I would say Lance jumps the gun and Shiro asks him if they can take it slow, have a date or two maybe before getting ahead of themselves except they do get ahead of themselves in the first date.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

They both would. Lance had Shiro in his and practically begged Shiro to have Lance in his too. They wear matching shirts in the backgrounds yes, matching eyeliner game too.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Surprisingly, Shiro loves leaving notes for Lance in the shower but Lance never notices until that one time Shiro wrote “Dinner later?” but it faded and said “DIE” instead and Lance thought the bathroom was haunted and ran away naked to the living room, which definitely surprised Shiro but he wasn’t complaining.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Oh they both do. I dare say they are lowkey having a who can get the other the most cheesy sappy gift ever competition?

Who initiated the first kiss

Shiro would always stare at Lance’s lips all the time but he would be too shy to ask so Lance had to be the one to ask lol.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

I bet my ass Lance would do it every morning but that one time Shiro tried to get back at him and calmed him sleeping beauty, Lance kinda died because of so many feelings.

Who starts tickle fights

Shiro is actually ticklish and Lance would do it every chance he has.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Shiro asks. Lance just does.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Lance would def do it especially on some of Shiro’s bad days. Shiro can’t cook to save his life tbh.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Both, both were. Lance tries to act flirty at first but when Shiro tried responding, he was fidgety af too and they are just so awkward and lovely and try their best for each other.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

No one. They just both run and hope it goes away. Spiders are scary.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Shiro, Shiro would. Shiro is like the crazy drunk who gets more aggressive with things really. One time, he got really drunk and some dude was talking about how great his s/o is and Shiro just goes, “MY BOYFRIEND IS THE BEST LANCE WHERE ARE YOU I GOTTA SHOW U TO THEM” and when he finds Lance, he just scoops him and princess carries him and stands up in a table and goes “MY BOYFRIEND LANCE IS THE BEST YOU HEAR AND I LOVE HIM”. And yes, Pidge has that on tape and Lance has so many copies of it you can’t even count. Shiro doesn’t remember any of this.

-mod Lance


The alledged abductee reported, that she was lighting a cigarette on the stove when she suddenly experienced a long period of lost time. It ended when the girl woke up in fetal position on the floor in her bathroom. After she got up, she went into the kitchen were she found the cigarettes on the ground. “Apparently, I’d dropped them,” she said.

Just a few days later, she was on her smart phone when she noticed that 40 images she didn’t take just appeared. They seem to be pretty blurry and obviously not in good focus, while a high level of movement probably caused the motion-sick images. In some, a humanoid-type creature can be seen like the one above. The images are really hard to make out, however the one on the top left clearly displays some figure or being as a head, arms, and torso are all visible.

As of now, it’s unclear whether aliens took the pictures or if someone else did. I can’t really say whether beings from another world found the woman’s smart phone and started snapping, however I can say that these images are pretty mysterious.

omg i can just picture Even walking out of the bathroom, at the kosegruppa meeting, and as soon as he’s out of sight hitting himself against the head, closing his eyes and thinking about how embarrassing he just was “yeah real smooth, nice job there. take all the paper towels, great idea! he’ll definitely notice you now, good plan Even, real nice. wow…”

Anger (Henry Cavill Smut)

Henry had a particularly tough day on set. The director kept changing his mind and Henry was just tired, so it all drove him to a very angry state.

He walks in the door, not saying anything. He just slammed the door so hard that one of the pictures on the wall went crooked. He took off his shoes and walked to the bathroom to take a shower. He didn’t say a word. After the shower Henry went to the bedroom and just laid on the bed. Out of concern, I went to check up on him. I sat on the bed next to him, placing my hand on his side. “Leave me alone Y/N. Go away.”

“Babe, that’s kinda rude. What’s wrong?”

“Just shut up and go back to watching your shitty chick-flicks.”

“Wooooow, okay then. Bye.”

I just stood up and left, Henry has never been so rude and cold against me before. I went back to watch tv, since that’s what he wanted me to do. After 10 mins, I got so frustrated, I stormed out the door to go for a walk.

I come back an hour later, as I open the front door, Henry’s sad eyes meet mine as he sits on the stairs. He quickly stood up and walked to me, pinning me against the wall. “Babe, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean what I said.” He says as he puts his forehead against mine. I avoid his eyes as much as I can. “Well you said it, so there had to be some truth to it.” I say bitterly. “You know me better than that! Babe….Y/N you know I’d never mean anything like that.” Henry pleads as he holds my yaw, forcing me to look at him.

His soft lips crash in to mine, in a soft but apologetic kiss, his hands caressing my sides, moving down to my bum.  “Can I at least take my shoes off,” I say breaking the kiss. Henry just chuckled. “Come upstairs then yeah?” He says, making his way there. I nod, as I throw my shoes next to the rest and hang my jacket.

Walking in to the bedroom, I suddenly get backed on to and right away pinned to the bed. Henrys lips caressing my neck, down my Décolletage. I wrap my legs around his waist and pull his head, so that our lips can crash in to a blissful battle of the most passionate. He pulls off my T-shirt, and undoes my jeans, pulling them off in one slick swoop. His eyes glisten as they run over my body, examining and admiring every single detail. Henry masterfully undoes my bra and kisses all the way from my hairline down to the band of my panties.

I thrust my hips up slightly, trying so hard to get him to touch me. His teeth pull on the hem of the only thing separating our bodies and they slowly but surely slide down my legs. He just never makes me feel anything less than a goddess.

Follows the best bj I’ve received in my entire life. It was very passive aggressive, a little bit of this a little bit of that. A little bit of playing with my clit with his tongue, a little bit of nibbling. Soon enough we were so hot and bothered, we couldn’t help ourselves.

His impressive member slides in me, filling me not only with himself, but with extreme pleasure. This man, was the king of pleasure. He went slow when I wanted him to, but hard when I most needed it.

We both reach our high at once, both becoming limp and tired. To tired to even move.

“You know I didn’t mean it y/n”

I hope this is satisfying enough ;) amiright. Let me know what you think! also requests are open, but I’m very slow at doing them at the current moment, so don’t get too mad at me :(


With love,

My wife and I bought the camera to document our honeymoon in Japan. Since then, I’ve been struggling to find things to photograph that’ll justify the camera’s existence in our home. We keep telling each other that it’s a good family camera that’ll come in handy on future birthdays, vacations, and if we have kids. Until then, I’m going to prove us wrong by continuing to burst into the bathroom to take pictures of her sitting on the toilet looking very angry, which she will one day assemble into a large collage that’ll be submitted as Exhibit A in our divorce proceedings. 

 To take good pictures, I need to go out into the world. I can’t wait around hoping a good subject will show up in my living room. And yet that’s exactly what I do. These cameras beg to be unleashed on the larger world, beyond the confinement of a home. It’s like caging a bald eagle. But I’m usually just watching Cheers on Netflix, which is why a majority of my pictures are of the left side of my wife’s face as she sits on the couch next to me. That’s why I have 800 virtually identical pictures of my dog as she’s using her eyes to tell me she wants to go outside to find some adventure, but I think her pained glances are adorable and worthy of photographing eight times from every angle, because six of them will be blurry and I don’t know what I’m doing. Here are my feet.

I have 22 exactly like it, all from different days. Sometimes without socks if I’m feeling raunchy.

5 Things Every New Owner Of A Fancy Camera Goes Through

anonymous asked:

ship asks: kidge? (keith x pidge)

Who said “I love you” first

I think either one of them would accidentally blurt it out while fawning over alien stuff and they would just ignore it and try to not make things awkward until they can’t take it anyone. And Keith just goes “WHEN I SAID I LOVE YOU I MEANT IT” and Pidge is like “WELL WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT SOONER BECAUSE I MEANT IT TOO”

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Neither. They would have matching alien aesthetic backgrounds though. Pidge fixed that up. Keith is actually someone who used to have the default background and never bothered to change it. Pidge was enraged. She makes sure his phone is kept Aesthetic.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

They both do. And often times, they actually go back to the bathroom to just reply. They draw stuff too.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Neither. Both like to give more practical gifts.

Who initiated the first kiss

Pidge would. They have been dating for weeks and Keith is awkward af so Pidge just holds his hand and looks him in the and says “Kiss me.” And he does. And it is probably a long passionate one, where they both gasp for air and they hold each other firmly.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Pidge sleeps in late most times so they can’t really do the “good morning” kiss thing. They do the goodnight kisses though.

Who starts tickle fights

Keith tried to start one but neither of them were ticklish so it kinda died out early on. They do have cryptid debate fights more often than not.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

They have never tried it but are open to the idea.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Keith did. Pidge woke up really bad one morning and Keith took off from work early and bought her coffee and peanut butter donuts.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

I don’t think either were. They were both more into having fun at the museum than anything really. They did get kinda blushy when they realized they’d been holding hands since there were ton of people.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Pidge climbs on to Keith and shouts at the spiders. Keith sets them free to the outside world.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

They have a drunk battle on who loves the other more until they just pass out.

-mod Lance