i take jokes too far

jeno: hello, my name is jeno and i’m the ceo of sm.

sm: who said tha-

jeno: me, bitch. now unless you want to go and train intensively for several years, seeing as it’s you, developing talents you don’t even have just to be overworked, i suggest you step in line and prepare to debut with kunsol, farquad lookin ass

BTS Ships as Troye Sivan Lyrics

Note: I had so much fun with my BTS as Views Lyrics that I thought I’d do another :)

NamJin

You don’t have to say ‘I love you’ to say I love you.”


Vkook

And we take jokes way too far/’Cause sometimes living’s too hard/We’re like two halves of one heart.”


Sope

And whatever I lack, you make up/We make a really good team.”


Vmin

Let’s go have fun, you and me in the old Jeep/Ride around town with our rifles in the front seat.”

SugaKookie

Though not everyone sees/We got this crazy chemistry between us.”


JiKook

And it’s driving me wild/You’re driving me wild.”


Yoonmin

You can coax the cold right out of me/Drape me in your warmth.”


Bonus: ARMY x BTS

My youth/My youth is yours.”


So I heard...

That some of you fake fans have been out here, giving Kihyun crap about line distribution (as if he isn’t the main vocal, as if he doesn’t have the most well rounded voice in MX) and some of you called him a devil and or demon while on VLive?? Way to take a joke too far??

We all know I struggle™ with Kihyun, because he’s literally such a beautiful person and i don’t know the way he dances just, and can we talk about his visuals because I- aHEM- anyway, what I’m saying is just because Kihyun is really out here snatching lives doesn’t mean you take a joke between friends and shove it at him like that.

Learn your place. Learn your status. If I catch one of you uglies acting like this I will straight up report you. No joke. I’m not tolerating uglies in the fandom.

“a joke from 6th grade” au

Originally posted by vikuuri

  • ok hi
  • new format oohh
  • maybe bc this is an au
  • i should really be doing spanish but here i go 
  • ok sorry for the lame ass title
  • so here’s the thing
  • in this au yama and tsuk aren’t really friends
  • just classmates that know each other
  • and tsuk of course is the “popular” (is there popularity in elementary?)
  • oh such cliche 
  • and yams is more reserved ya get me
  • anyways
  • in elementary ppl are always teasing yams since he looks girlish
  • bc elementary kids are assholes
  • and tsuk and yams were always partners don’t know why ask the teach
  • and yams always gets shy when he’s with tsuki but hey yams is shy with anyone
  • so naturally everyone shouldn’t care right?
  • but tsuk is always nice to yams so ppl are like
  • “Tsuki? yams?? make em date”
  • so people kept on teasing that they’re dating
  • tsuki doesn’t care in fact he find it funny 
  • so he plays along
  • he started by giving yams some random ass flower and saying “do you like me, yamaguchi?”
  • keep in mind this is 6th grade and they use “like” instead of “love”
  • anyways yams just stared at him until yam’s friends were like “let’s go
  • anyways everyone loved the joke
  • and in high school
  • someone remembered
  • and thank goodness too bc tsuk and yams have a hell bunch of classes together
  • they have math pe science and history together
  • ok idk if they have these in japan bc im american and im going by american schools bc that’s all i know im sorry
  • anyways so the joke comes back up and tsuki is still popular-ish
  • and yams is in a group of reserved friends
  • those friends scream a lot and you can see yams laughing
  • guys this is high school ok 
  • so where tsukki sits he can see where yams is eating and yams and see where tsukki is eating
  • they’re near enough to see each other and yell at each other but not regular talking distance
  • not even loud talking
  • so the joke comes back up and tsukki is like “hell yea joke”
  • so he goes back to “flirting” with yams
  • and yams is again startled (help him)
  • once yams was selling chocolate
  • and he asked tsuk to buy some
  • and tsukki was like “only if you give me a kiss” while tapping his cheek
  • and yams’ friends freaked out while yams mumbled a quiet “nevermind”
  • yams is always embarrassed 
  • it’s easy to see that he doesn’t like it
  • i mean yea they talk and whatever
  • but in all the classes they have with each other tsukki keeps the jokes up
  • including saying “yams i love you!”
  • especially when they pass each other when walking towards their next periods
  • but yams’ grabs whatever friend he’s with and walks faster
  • but here’s the thing
  • in the mist of these joke and whatever
  • tsukki actually starts to genuinely like yams 
  • just to the way yams gets embarrassed is cute
  • the way yams says hello in the morning is cute
  • just everything yams does is cute
  • yams is always so nice too
  • he’s shy but when you see him with friends they’re yelling about something
  • like the time they were singing the ppap song
  • and they took an actual pen and apple and stabbed the apple
  • and then they threw the apple on the ground and it exploded
  • they were yelling so loud nearly everyone could hear them
  • tsuki saw and started to watch em a lil
  • and yams looked so happy and was smilling so much
  • and in the back of tsuki’s mind he was like i want to make him smile like that
  • but then he realized what he was thinking and stopped
  • to sum it up tsuki kept up the joke but actually did like yams
  • in a “wow this is more serious than weird high school relationships”
  • tsuki just thought yams was perfect even though he had flaws
  • he wanted to hug kiss and keep yams to himself
  • he just really loved yams
  • he doesn’t know why
  • yams doesn’t really feel the same way
  • since he’s so embarrassed about the 6th grade joke
  • so yea tsuki proabably won’t get his feelings back
  • so he’s like yeah i should slowly stop this joke
  • and it turned to more friendship things
  • and they were friends
  • good friends too
  • so then tsuki’s friends are like “yo what happened to the joke”
  • and tsukki just shrugs and says “no one really reacted to it so i stopped”
  • but then everyone says “no we love it do it again”
  • so he does
  • but it’s more playful
  • not like “give me a kiss yams ily”
  • in fact tsuki’s flirting seems so real people think he actually does have a thing for yams 
  • yams thinks that too
  • but the farthest they got is flirting
  • and i think that’s as far as they will get
  • so yea
  • let me know if you like this and the format
  • bc if you do then ill talk about my music au 

~mod ao

I hope people don’t take the “evil Donghyuck/satans spawn” joke too far because he honestly is a nice kid and I don’t want to see him affected by a nickname/trope like it has to other idols (Alien V, Lazy Suga, etc…) a joke is fine, but we need to make sure people don’t tell it so much that it becomes a real concern for him.

can we get less of the “lapis is an asshole, peridot is too stupid to notice, everyone laughs” dynamic

theres jusT so many comics where lapis takes out her anger on other characters for no reason and its just played for laughs

it was funny at first but idk i feel like people are taking the joke too far and it kind of undermines not only lapis’ development and personality type, but also peridots… its not healthy and its not really funny anymore

Hyperion-issued Motivational Poster #36

People think of Rhys’s collection of Handsome Jack posters as super sexy and that’s completely valid and all but hear me out:

Shitty actual-motivational-poster-inspired Hyperion propaganda


Inspired by @starrelia

Proof that I take one-off jokes FAR too seriously

He Takes A Joke Too Far

Request: can I request a 4/4 or Michael/4 preference where he accidentally like hurts your feelings and goes overboard while joking with the boys and then after you leave he realizes what he did and fluff?

I just did a Michael/4 so maybe I’ll add the other boys another time. Hope you like it! :)

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Michael

I took another sip of my wine cooler and laughed loudly at another one of Luke’s attempts as a joke. We were all sitting in Michael and I’s apartment just chilling and sharing stories. Luke tried to tell a joke which clearly didn’t work out; it never does.

“Okay, okay, I have a good one. One time, Y/N and I were on a date-“

“Oh God Michael not this story.” I hid my face in my hands.

He chuckled and put a hand on my back, “We were walking on the boardwalk at the downtown harbor and her skirt got caught on a splinter and it ripped her skirt off.” Michael laughed along with the boys. I blushed and looked down at the ground slightly embarrassed. “And then she tumbled backwards and fell into the water!” Michael laughed louder and the boys hollered.

I glared up at him, “Michael.”

“So then I had to give her my jacket to wrap around her waist so she wouldn’t have to walk through town half naked.”

Ashton was pretty much rolling around on the ground laughing with his knees curled to his chest. Luke was lying back in his chair with his head thrown back laughing while Calum leaned forward with his face scrunched together. Michael looked down at me and saw me glaring at him, “Aw babe come on I’m just joking around.”

“It’s not funny, it was embarrassing. I told you I didn’t want you to tell anyone that.” I huffed and stood up and went into the other room. I know I’m probably overreacting but it’s true, I didn’t want him telling anyone. Now the whole band knows and they’ll make fun of me for weeks. Months even. Not only was it embarrassing, it hurt to fall into the ice cold water. But I didn’t dare tell Michael that. I locked the door so no one could come in; I just want to be alone. I get offended easily so when my boyfriend whom I love embarrasses me, I start to close myself in. I hate that about myself, but I can’t change it. Michael just needs to understand that I didn’t want him telling anyone and he blatantly ignored my request.

A soft knock on the door interrupted my thoughts, “Y/N?” It was Calum.

I rolled my eyes, “Go away.”

“Michael’s not with me. Just let me in.”

I sighed and got up from the bed and unlocked the door. Calum walked in and shut and locked the door behind him. I sat down on the bed and crossed my arm over my chest and Calum sat down next to me.

“You know, we weren’t trying to make you feel bad.” He put a hand on my shoulder.

“I know, but it’s just that I told Michael I didn’t want him to tell anyone and he does it anyway. Plus, it was very humiliating. It was when we had just started dating and I wasn’t that comfortable with him yet and I made a fool of myself. I was just afraid that he would see how weird I am and not want to date me anymore.”

Calum chuckled, “Y/N, if anything, Michael should be afraid of you leaving him. You’re too good for him.”

I nudged his side, “Thanks.”

“Y/N?” Michael spoke through the door.

“Talk to him.” Calum said and stood up and opened the door revealing Michael in the doorway. Calum pushed past him and Michael walked in and shut the door. He sat down next to me with a frown plastered onto his face.

“I’m sorry, babe, I didn’t mean to make you upset.”

I reached up and grabbed his cheeks, “No, I’m sorry. I was being stupid and I overreacted.”

“But you’re right. You did tell me not to tell anyone and I did. I’m really sorry.”

I giggled and leaned up and pecked his lips, “Its okay. Just don’t tell anyone else.”

He nodded, “Okay.” He leaned down and kissed me softly. I kissed him back and moved my hands so they were secured around the back of his neck. His hands went to my waist and he lifted me up and placed me on his lap. His lips moved from my lips to my cheek to my forehead to all around my face. I giggled and tried to pull away from him, but he just laid me down onto the bed and hovered over me and continued to kiss me everywhere. Suddenly his lips moved to my neck and I froze. That spot is always sensitive to me and quite frankly, turns me on. “Let me show you how sorry I am.” He mumbled into my skin.

“I mean, if you insist.” I said.

He chuckled into my neck and then began kissing me all around my body which led to a very passionate night.


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