i take damn good pictures sometimes

purple-hearts-of-oz  asked:

hello, hello, i love the way your headcanons are written. like, they're hilarious. how would RFA + minor trio react to a suave motherfucker MC? a hella smooth and cool MC who could charm the pants off a snake and absolutely loves making people blush. bonus points if they're a tall crossdressing woman

A/N AH YES SMOOTH MY MIDDLE NAME I had a lotta trouble writing this, I’m the least smooth person you’ll ever meet I once bit it standing for the pledge of allegiance. I just; stood up, hit my knee on the chair in front of me, recoiled my knee, and fell flat on my ass. Thank you though!!??? I love you muah <3 I don’t think I’ll be able to get those bonus points this time around im sososo sorry but I can’t think of a way to work the crossdressing in well >.<  feel free to send in a purely crossdressing request when they open up??  -mod cozy <3

- Yoosung, much like yours truly is SO unsmooth he’s constantly tripping over his words and his feet and everything in between
- So he’s S U P E R impressed by you it’s not even funny he asks to become your apprentice at least once a day
- “Oh yoosung, darling, it’s not just something you learn.”
- Also a HUGE blushy mess when ya use your charming powers on him like you thought he’d be
- Picks up on the role reversal quickly and is not happy about it
- Wants to be a maN (Swift as a coursing river, with all the strength of a great typhoon)
- Starts having zen coach him on the side but just really cannot do it rip

- She herself is pretty unfazed by it and she’s just all polite and stuff unless you get her flowers, she Is WEAK to like a bouquet of roses she’ll swoon and blush and the whole nine yards
- Baehee has picked up on it and is hella impressed despite being relatively immune due to her training herself to be unfazable
- Asks you to teach her just a few tricks that she can use when dealing with customers and the like
- You guys actually make a game out of it sometimes
- You’ll like count the amount of people who trip when you strike a certain mini-pose and compare results
- or Or OR
- You take you and your natural charisma to restaurants or bars with baehee and see if you can eat for free by having people around you buy you drinks and meals without directly asking for them
- It’s really funny and you usually have to take home leftovers riP
- You guys are the ultimate duo she makes the plans and you execute them watch out Seoul

- He REFUSES to be outdone
- Cheesy romance lines are his thing???? Wyd MC?????
- Everyone around you guys together needs to wear fucking sunglasses or something because the amount of suave (not the hair product) is dangerous to the naked eye
- You guys don’t get into like, smooth-offs; you get into smooth WARS
- “MC, you look gorgeous as usual.”
- “Oh Zen, you’re ever the charmer. I actually got something for you!” cue a cute lil kiss on the cheek from MC
- “Oh really? Me too, we should go at the same time.”
- “1.. 2.. 3!”
- You both simultaneously pull out the E X A C T S A M E extravagant bouquet of flowers from behind your backs???
- This is just the tip of the iceberg????

- He’s a lot like Zen not that he’d admit it
- He’s lowkey trying to outdo you the whole time bc he’s been RAISED on charisma it’s part of his JOB and you have it down just like that?? Just naturally??? Burn the witch
- He’s used to be on the giving end of charm though so it is a nice change of pace
- If you buy him chocolate or roses or “something that reminded you of him” though
- He’ll return it ten- no, twentyfold
- Will blush and then deny blushing when you give him particularly well-said compliments
- You charm the stockings off of any reporter that comes your way which makes the relationship A THOUSAND times easier like thank our lord and savior Elizabeth the 3rd

- He’s going to embrace the “maiden” roll 110%
- All for swooning and being swept off his feet sign *clap* this *clap* boy *clap* up
- He does shoot back a few “Mcccc you’re cringier than ZEN~” or “Mc, how can I be the cutest when YOU’RE the cutest” so it’s not all one sided at least
- He’s a switch in multiple ways trust me, sometimes he totally likes to be the charmer and sometimes the charmee
- Is incredible in both positions I promise you’ll get the exact reaction or comment you want every damn time
- Turns redder than his ding dang hair if you say something about space or science or anything dorky and relate it to romance or some shit,
- mod cozy isn’t good at being smooth so use your imagination on the dialogue here

- He’s so polite about everything it doesn’t stop here
- At first you’re just making comments like “can I take a picture of YOU this time as proof that angels exist?” yes I stole that from cookie anon
- And he’s just like “Thank you very much sweetheart that’s a lovely sentiment but I’m far from an angel as you know.” Liar.
- And then you get into innuendo territory but like; classy and smooth innuendos
- And he reacts the same way???
- “Hey V I’d like to SEE you out of those clothes.” Fuck that was neither classy nor smooth I really can’t come up with anything not punny so this will have to do guys
- And he’ll respond with “That’s very nice of you MC.” And at this point you’re frustrated??
- Because your charm.
- Ain’t.
- Working???
- Little do ya know, V is planning something for when the two of you get home wink wonk

- Refuses to let you charm them
- Gotta resist (conceal don’t feel)
- They were trained for this, you can expect it’ll be difficult to achieve your goal but you’ll! Get! There!
- “Hey Vandercutie, can you pass me the red pepper? This dish needs it almost as much as I need you.”
- “Here’s your pepper. Don’t pour it too quickly or you risk throwing the balance of the dish off.”
- You may have caught a slight blush on their cheeks though???
- Maybe??
- I think you’re making progress keep at it

- Tries to pretend your smoothness doesn’t affect him
- Because BAD BOYS don’t get swept off their feet shut the hell up he is NOT blushing YOURE blushing
- He tries soooo hard to hide it but ALWAYS fails miserably because he has this cute little habit of playing with his hair when he’s embarrassed or bashful
- Which is a lot thanks to you ;)
- Will try to get you back in that romantic-creepy way of his that he has but you just shoot right back with a compliment or come on of your own???
- No cult organization in the universe could’ve prepared him for this

I just had the most adorable headcanon.

Headcanon that Guzma loves all Bug type Pokemon, regardless of how they look.

From the terrifying Golisopod to the Tastes-Like-Diabetes level of cute in Cutiefly, he doesn’t discriminate.

Speaking of Cutiefly, sometimes, if he’s in a super good mood, a swarm of them appear and linger around him for a bit. Harming them leads to severe repercussions, although he will let his grunts catch them if they want one and swear to take care of it.

A good way to relax is listening to calming music with someone special~

We had to do both of these because we couldn’t resist. So here you go!

This was suppose to be a doodle but it turned into a little more than that. I got carried away with the background, if you couldn’t tell. Though, I really like how this picture turned out. It’s better than I expected it to be and is now the wallpaper on my computer. 

Tori’s got a fancy house above ground. Damn. I want it. 

~ Sol

anonymous asked:

do you have any tips for people trying to learn how to draw stuff on computers? i don't have a drawing tablet or anything which kinda sucks and the only program i have is sai, which i'm v much new to. i really want to be able to make decent art and i'm tryin to find a way i can actually do it lol

Before I had a tablet I used a mouse/touchpad thing to draw, which i would NOT recommend because its hell on earth….unless perhaps you just realllyyy enjoy suffering or something…please save yourself. If you don’t have a tablet, try drawing and inking traditionally and then coloring it digitally! It is possible to do this without a tablet because sometimes I do it without one because I’m literally too lazy to get up and grab my damn tablet. You don’t need a scanner to do this either, just make sure you take a good picture (i like to take them by the window or just actually go outside in the daylight). I’m pretty sure you can edit them on the phone so they’re in good enough shape to color digitally, though you can probably do this on Sai too (i wouldn’t know for sure, i’ve never had it) you can ask me if you need any digital coloring advice (or…any other advice haha) but there are lots of tutorials and tips online too!


The tale of two cities according to Heiko and Stephi - Part 52

This is our anniversary post. Yes, it’s unbelievable that Heiko and I do this project for one year. This week we not only show you these very creative and extraordinary portraits (I’m sure you never saw anything similar), we will also tell you about our experiences over the last year.

Heiko: I cannot believe that I have been doing this with Stephi for a year now. Even New York and Sakovia felt like a walk in the park and you maybe know how much I don’t like the park.
Every week she makes me find a picture and when the pictures in my achieves are not good enough I have to get off my comfortable couch and take new pictures. Damn, I even have to get to locations in my city I have never been before. I have to get out of my comfort zone. Can you believe it?
And the pressure; the pressure is the worst. Weeks in advance (and sometimes even hours in advance), I have to provide pictures of all those crazy locations, like the cathedral, the shopping streets, all those underground stations I despise and whatnot. On top of that, Stephi even came to Cologne and forced me to show her the city on a Saturday EVENING!!! As if Cologne provides any fun on a Saturday evening? Obviously it couldn’t have been some random location, it had to be typical for the city. (I was half lucky on that occasion.) But can you believe the pressure I am under here? Why do I keep up with that?
But it might get worse as Stephi wants to come over here AGAIN. I need a vacation.
Still, the worst is what you are just witnessing. I had to take another self-portrait in front of a tourist attraction. WHO COMES EVEN UP WITH SUCH CRAZY IDEAS??? As if a picture with Stephi from said night in Cologne wasn’t enough?

Yeah, I might do this for another year!

Stephi: When we started this project one year ago I thought we will make some posts and stop this after a few weeks. But the pressure grew and I wasn’t able to stop this anymore. It’s like I sold my soul, there’s no escape. I can’t believe that I was so naive to join this, and now I don’t only know a lot about Cologne, I even know a lot more about my own city.
Can you imagine the pressure? Heiko takes this all very seriously, there’s no place for fun here. And as this wouldn’t be hard enough, in November I was in Cologne for a seminar. For work only! And Heiko forced me to show me something from Cologne in the evening. I even had to visit a typical pub and had to drink the typical mini “beers”!!!! And I’m absolutely scared to visit Cologne again for a seminar in July. Heiko will guide me through the city and show me all the “great” places!
Why did I join this project? WHY? Can anyone help me? Please!

anonymous asked:

neil getting a facebook account though

(did someone just send ME a prompt brb im cryin)
Anyway HELLO and YES
- i mean obviously he had never thought about it before what with the flying under the radar thing and not wanting to be recognized (not to mention no phone and etc)
- but now he has a life and a future and a name and a family and he can and should and will be recognized by all his Exy fans and well
at some point i’m sure Nicky (i mean cmon) brings that up and everyone else probably agrees (well averyone expect Andrew, who is definitely bored with this conversation,  Aaron and Kevin)
- actually Kevin would probably say ‘Neil doesn’t have time for facebook damn it Nicky’  while having an internal conflict at the same time because some sort of social media could be good for his image 
- but anyway, Neil reluctantly agrees because it would help him keep in touch with his foxes, look at all the pictures and things they post after they graduate aaaand also stalk Exy related pages
- Allison jumps right in and tells him she’s gonna make him look hot (i mean, hotter) so they can take his profile picture
- “not in those things he calls clothes” - Nicky, probably 
- cue a shopping trip
- fast forward to sometime during the next day and there’s Allison (or Dan? or Renee? or Matt? idk whoever takes good photographs) with a camera and you can bet your ass they’re going to take Neil’s picture next to that “gigantic fox paw” on one of the walls of the court
- AND NEIL, holy shit NEIL, is wearing these super tight black skinny jeans (“are those jeans or are those leggings?” - someone said at some point), black combat boots on his feet and a blue button up,long sleeved, shirt that matches his eyes and his hair is also on point and he’s feeling really self councious but he also goes along with it because he can
 - and also because he can see Andrew out of the corner of his eyes freaking staring at his ass in those skin tight pants, more like ogling really and he’s secretly notsosecretly proud that his body gets that reaction out of him so he doesn’t mind it, not really
- so they take a lot of pictures from different angles, and then Neil chooses one and then they drive back to fox tower and Andrew has smacked Nicky across his head and threatened him a couple of times for glancing at Neil one too many times (“do you have a death wish Nicky”- aaron or kevin comment something along those lines because ffs Nicky)
- they get to the dorm and Andrew makes sure they have the place to themselves and then after a string of “yes or no”’s and another determined string of just “yes”’s he shows Neil just how much he appreciated those skinny jeans and how much he appreciates taking them off of him (even though it takes years to get them off y’all know how skinnies can be, geez)
- Neil is definitely very thankful that he decided to make a facebook account by the end of the night

sorry if this sucks it’s my first HC pls and thank you