i tagged it you hoes

My favorite out of context quotes I’ve heard from people at school:

“I’m not lonely, you hoe, I’ve got my kazoo and that’s all I need” (he actually did have a kazoo)

“Do you like feet?”

“Stop being gay with my brother, that’s not okay”

“I’m not boss, I’m daddy”

“Prostitutes on a train”

“The amount of times hooker has been said in this class period is concerning”

“The early bird doesn’t get the cookie”

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT DEEP THROATING IS?”

“I can kill you with a slice of pizza”

“It’s just making me hump you, I’m sorry”

“Whales are weirdos, man”

“Is spongebob real?”

“You need to stop calling me dad, people are going to think something kinky is going on”

“My son..forehead shinier than my life though..I love him, but”

“I’m scared, dog”

“Is it too late to give up and become a stripper?”

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I don’t think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. I don’t envy you the decisions you’re gonna have to make. And one day I’ll be gone, and you’ll have no one to talk to. But if you remember nothing else, please remember this: chess is just a game. Real people aren’t pieces. And you can’t assign more value to some of them than to others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is that anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose.

another meme I will never finish | tv shows [7/10] » Person of Interest

I wanted to get back into drawing and try new colouring technics, and what better than to draw some poke ? :D these are Joltik, my lovely joltik named after @twilightjoltik-toumei (in French they’re named Statitik so it IS a nickname ^^) and my Shiny Sylveon, Beckett !

Yamaguchi: *is irritated and grumpy* Shut up Tsukki.

Tsukishima: Wow, no need to be so…

Yamaguchi: Hoe don’t do it

Tsukishima: Yamagrouchy

Yamaguchi: Oh my god

this feels like a no brainer but i feel that it needs to be said

do not underestimate the vital importance of having friends who pull you out of yourself. who ask you to come along on group hangouts, who–when you are going through hard times–offer to buy you shit or bake you shit or just be around your general area to share space with you and crack jokes. they seem like infinitesimal acts but on a bad day, week or month they make all the difference in the world in your mentality. even if all they do is send a good morning text or message you a stupid meme. do not forget the people who pull you out of your duldrums. they’re the ones that count. 

i’ll be loving you for quite some time // a mix for pretending your ships are happy (for alicia)

i. certain things - james arthur // ii. photograph - ed sheeran // iii. i’m gonna be (500 miles) - sleeping at last (cover) // ix. mine - taylor swift // x. ghosts that we knew - mumford and sons // xi. something i need - onerepublic // xii. thinking out loud - ed sheeran // xii. can’t help falling in love - keaton henson (cover) // xiii. stay stay stay - taylor swift

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NCT BOYFRIEND MOODBOARD; YUTA

WALKING ON DESERTED STREETS, HOLDING HANDS AND SIPPING FROM THEIR OWN COFFEE. IN THIS COLD WEATHER, IT STILL FEELS WARM, AND THEY CAN’T HELP BUT GIGGLE AND LEAN CLOSER TO EACH OTHER.



TAGGED BY MY SMALL SON @chittaphons-bf (love you lots)

NOW I TAG MY HOE IN CRIME @hansoulji (you better do a hansol hands aesthetic or i’ll be mad)