(Ugh ok one more) "Do you honestly, truly, in the deepest pits of your heart, actually think that's going to work?"
“Kakashi, I have been making amendments to this jutsu for months, following the…unfortunate destruction of our entire kitchen,” Madara replied, inspiring little confidence in his partner.
“I’m just saying, if you start a forest fire, you’re going to be the one explaining to Tobirama why the enemy was alerted to our presence by a large ball of flames- I’m sure he’d love that.”
“Duly noted; however, I would like to at least have a small campfire to avoid losing my extremities to frostbite.”
“We could always share some body heat,” Kakashi said, wiggling his uncovered eyebrow suggestively and scooting closer to Madara.
“You great pervert,” Madara grumbled halfheartedly, and he continued to pout as Kakashi pulled him into a warm embrace.
[Send me the first sentence for a fanfic and I’ll write the last five.]