i swear to you i have dreams about this

anonymous asked:

Do you have a gif of the very first dead-eyed murder-gaze that made you fall in love? That story was so funny and cute and I'd love to see 'the moment' hahaha! He's such an underrated hottie. How does he fly so far under the radar that people even underrate THAT face?! That HAIR?! His body is amazing as well, but I've only ever seen one gif of him wearing only tiny shorts & not covered & I swear the footage only exists because he was getting a massage & couldn't see the camera!

Oh I know exactly which footage you’re talking about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It will be my pleasure, anon, to tell you the story of the Nicklas Bäckström and the first incident of the murder eyes. Please, have a seat.

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“Say I fucked up, 

I’d have to agree
But second chances 

I do believe in
Just give me one reason
We fight, make up then fuck
Girl that’s the sequence

I’ve been dreaming 

about the most recent
I don’t lie, no I don’t pretend
And your guard up, that’s defense
Let it down, 

girl I swear I won’t let you down”

- Bryson Tiller, The Sequence

Jungkook in Monster 8, by @btssmutgalore

Photos taken above are mine.  © JJKMORII 2017

  darkly dreaming dexter ( book ) sentence meme
        inc. nsfw, violence, swearing, slurs, etc.

‘ you are mine now. ’
‘ be good and you will live longer. ’
‘ i could never do this to children. ’
‘ i don’t know anything with you. ’
‘ how does the killer get rid of the blood? ’
‘ he cut the victim into pieces and then wrapped up each one like it was a christmas present. did you ever see anything like that before? ’
‘ nobody saw anything, heard anything. nothing. ’      
‘ they are only putas. ’
‘ you’re different. ’  
‘ i think people understand things different when they get older. ’
‘ you can channel it. control it. choose what… or who… you kill. ’
‘ you’re going to sprain a frontal lobe. it’s too early to be this clever. ’
‘ what fun would that be? ’
‘ how can you joke about it? ’
‘ the fuck you doing here? ’
‘ i’m sorry. but now we have to wait. ’
‘ bastard! ’
‘ attitude may be all he is. ’
‘ imagine how i would have felt if he had killed you. ’
‘ what the hell is that about? ’
‘ i didn’t recognise you with clothes on. ’
‘ this isn’t some kind of game here. ’
‘ i think i’m going to be sick. ’
‘ my professional reputation is shit. ’
‘ he’s going to stay right here and he’s going to kill again. ’
‘ this guy’s a butcher. ’        
‘ i would really like to talk to you. ’
‘ what are you, a cop or something? ’
‘ i can’t stop you from… being who you are. ’
‘ she’s a killer. ’
‘ my finely tuned body needs coffee to function. ’
‘ human beings are so resilient, aren’t they? ’
‘ there’s lots of bad guys out there. i can’t catch them all. ’
‘ you don’t have time for chasing pussy. ’
‘ — that means i’m dead and fucked. ’
‘ i know what you did, and i can do it too. better. ’  
‘ maybe i’m not as smart about it as you are, but i know they’re all gonna be busy covering their own asses for a while. ’
‘ you’re right for all the wrong reasons. ’
‘ don’t fuck with me. ’
‘ i think you might have taken a picture of the killer. ’
‘ no one will blame you. ’
‘ something is wrong about you. ’
‘ either you did something bad, or you know about it. and you’re either hiding it, or you wanna find it by yourself. ’
‘ how did you know i would want to? ’
‘ have you done any reading on monsters like us? ’
‘ we’ve both spent our lives playing a part. ’
‘ stop acting like a fucking lunatic. ’
‘ cut the shit! ’  

"I Love You Okay? Happy Now?”- Bucky x Reader


Request from anon: For the prompt list thing, could you do #6, 16 and 26 with Bucky, please? If possible, could you put them all into one imagine, please? Oh and by the way: I love your writing! Xx

Originally posted by thesebbystan

Prompts:  “This isn’t about you!” “I love you okay? Happy now?” “Is that my shirt?” (Prompt list)

Warnings - Angsty. Arguing, Half naked Bucky, Jealous?Reader, swearing, kissing.

Word Count - 2K

Bucky laid there, his arms around another woman as she lay there asleep; her head was positioned on his chest as her arms were wrapped around his torso. His fingers were laced in her hair as he continued to soothe her in her sleep as he continued to day dream, thinking about anything and everything.

What was he doing with his life? Sure, having sex with different woman every week was fun. Having new people and new experiences in his bed was much more than he expected, knowing his life in the 40’s would be much more different if he had not gone to war. But he can’t even remember the last time he loved… Or if he has ever even loved before?

Then something clicked in his mind; yes, he loves you. You were on his mind 24/7, through the dawn of morning till the dead of night you never left his thought. But he could understand his own feelings, is it love that he felt for you? Or is it just sexual attraction?

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Seventeen going to the Hair Salon

Episode Five: Where Seventeen goes to the Hair Salon to get ready for their comeback after Self-proclaimed Hair Stylist Mingyu had a dream about Cheetos.

Vernon: "Someone tell me why we are going to a hair salon again?“

Jun: "ask that tall thing”

Mingyu: "I swear I have a vision for our new concept, we will have our hair styled up like bad boys and wear jackets, we’ll look so cool!“

Dino: "Chan’s in! Chan wants to look mature and steal the heart of our carats! Maybe I’ll finally get a girlfriend and we’ll live happily ever after”

Jeonghan: "No dino, you’re a baby, I didn’t raise you to become a bad boy let alone date someone"

Dino: “You know that Chan needs a girlfriend to get married sooner or later…”

Jeonghan: “Unless the option ‘never’ is available, if not I pick later”

Dino: “Wha- unbelievable “

Mingyu: "Okay, so here’s the thing, I had a dream last night about Cheetos and I was inspired for my new hairstyle"

Scoups: "No Mingyu, omg please don’t tell me you-“

Mingyu: "I dyed my hair orange! Like Cheetos!”

Mingyu: *pulls cap off his head*

Scoups: "Oh god please tell me it’s not permanent"

Mingyu: "why? is it bad?“

Scoups: "Well…. if you look at it from an artistic point of view from the left it kinda looks bett- no…. maybe if I tilt my head to the right it will look nice- nope, no it still looks bad…. like…. REALLY BAD”

Mingyu: “What would you know about art?” *folds arms*

Scoups: “I know enough to know that the bright orange is blinding my eyes”

Mingyu: *puts cap back on*

Mingyu: "Mingyu regrets nothing"

DK: “Imagine if we ever go to America, the salons there will be so cool! If we ever go to LA or New York, let’s go do our hair there”

Joshua: “Why?”

DK: “There will be professional hair stylists and everything!”

Joshua: “Not to burst your bubble or anything but do you by chance think that your hair will be styled by celebrity hair stylists or something?”

DK: “What… am I wrong?”

Joshua: “I have nothing to say to you”

DK: “How about Jeju then? Do they even have salons like this in Jeju?”

Seungkwan: “They obviously do”

DK: “But isn’t Jeju all trees and stuff?”

Seungkwan: “Omg I live in Jeju not a freaking countryside, what do you think people do when they want to get their hair cut?!?!”

DK: “How about China- “

Jun: “Don’t even try asking dokyeom”

Wonwoo: "Ohh Mingyuu~ does my hair look nice?“ *skips over to Mingyu*

Mingyu: "yes of course, I chose it!" *flips cheetos hair*

Wonwoo: *heart flutters from compliment* 

Mingyu: "Now go to the cashier and pay”

Wonwoo: "Okey dokey~“ *skips*

Cashier: "That’ll be $215.00, would you like to pay by cash or card?”

Wonwoo: "…“

Cashier: "Sir?”

Wonwoo: “But I only trimmed my hair, I didn’t even dye it or do any hair treatments, there must be some sort of mistake”

Cashier: “Oh yeah, there was a mistake, my bad… Your friend chose for you the ‘Short but not too Short’ hair style featured in the 2016 Fall New York Fashion Week by MJ”

Dino: “Michael Jackson?”

Vernon: “No man, Marc Jacobs”

Dino: “Don’t jUdGe mEh”

Cashier: “That’ll be $1,570.00 in total”


Jeonghan: "I swear Mingyu, if you cut my hair even shorter than it already is, I will personally rip your head off"

Woozi: “I swear if you dye my hair a shade lighter than charcoal black, I will decrease your lines from one to none and I will personally see to it that the cause of your death is by a guitar swing to your head”

Mingyu: O.O 

Mingyu: "I don’t think you two should look in the mirror then" *runs for dear lyfe*

Wonwoo: *cries*

Hoshi: “Why, what’s wrong do you not like your hair?”

Wonwoo: “No… but I paid over a thousand bucks for this dumb hair style”

The8: “Even I can cut that hair style at home…”

The8: “For free”

Hoshi: “Minghao… it’s the holidays cut him some slack”

The8: “Savagehao doesn’t rest, even for the holidays”

Jun: “Well I blame coups for letting Mingyu go to the convenience store for that cheetos”

The8: “Don’t ReMinD MEH”


The8: “If it makes you feel better any better, I hate Mingyu too”

Hoshi: “Does that even console you?”

Wonwoo: “It- “

Hoshi: “Hold that thought, I feel like peeing”

Woozi: “Not this again Soonyoung, I told you to stop telling people that you need to pee in public”

Hoshi: “I know but- “

Woozi: “Do you feel no shame?” probably not

Hoshi: “I love you Woozi and I mean I love you A WHOLE LOT, but I have to tell you that shame is not a registered word in Kwon Soonyoung’s dictionary, now someone tell me where the toilet is or I’m gonna pee my pants”

Woozi: “Every day I regret not auditioning at another entertainment…”

Hair Stylist: “There’s one but it’s 7.5 kilometres away from here, by the super mart”

Hoshi: “Stylist-nim you say what now?”

Wonwoo: “Ohhh I like that super mart, I heard they sell special edition books there! Hoshi can you buy me the hard cover version of Me Before You?”

Hoshi: “In T-minus 5, Hoshi’s gonna blow”

Jun: “Five as in 5 minutes or-?”

Hoshi: “As in 5 seconds JUN!”

Woozi: “When my mum asked me why I picked Pledis when there were so many other entertainments around, I told her it was the nearest to my school so I could sleep in for an additional 10 minutes. I knew I should’ve listened to her and been less lazy and joined another company…”


Woozi: “Should’ve listened to her…. this isn’t worth those precious 10 minutes of sleep” 

Wonwoo: “But I want my book…” *pouts*

The8: “Here’s a bottle hyung”

Hoshi: “THANKS MINGHAO” *runs off to somewhere no one can see him*

Wonwoo: “That bottle…. looks oddly familiar…”

The8: “It’s Mingyu’s” *evil smirk*

The8: “I almost went to jail that day because of that idiot”

Jun: “This is why, Minghao you are my favourite… and then of course its Wonwoo”

The8: “This is only part one of my revenge plot against Mingyu”

Wonwoo: *gasp*

Hoshi: “All done!” *passes bottle back to Minghao*


What happens next is up to your own imagination

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Read the previous episode: Seventeen going to the Convenience Store

Handwriting Tag

I was tagged by @fluffyjihun, @daidoushoui and @vixxeroni~! Thanks for the tag!! Guys my handwriting is so bad I’m notorious for having the worst handwriting like ever but sadly this is the neatest I can go! TT

Don’t have to do this okay, but I have to tag people so I’ll tag: @meaniengful @water-lili @keunakool @2jaepg @uberiam @nyaastro @bangbaptan @nitorem @hatsure

*adds BTS - Spring Day as my new current favorite song*

A Fiery Beginning (Soulmate!Calum Imagine)

Summary: You see your soulmate in the eyes of their friend

Word Count: 2.9K

Warnings: A bit of swearing, mentions of fire

A/N: I’m in love with soulmate!5sos and this just happened. I really hope you like it!! 

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Masterlist | Request

The bizarre concept of having a soulmate is something you never used to understand. Sure, you got taught about it in school, lectured by your parents and told amazing stories by your older friends until you knew everything there was to know about soulmates. But you could never fully grasp the tale you got told that after your sixteenth birthday you’d start dreaming about your soulmate, seeing them through the eyes of one of their friends. Why couldn’t you see life through their eyes, why did it have to be their friend? Eventually you had to give up and put it down to the universe being sadistic.

Your expectations were practically nonexistent, but low and behold come your sixteenth birthday you began the dreams just like everybody else.

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side-hoe-show  asked:

How would your boys react if the person they had a dirty dream about walked in on them and heard them just before they woke up?

2P!America: “Oh hey gorgeous,” He smirked. “…I regret nothin’.”

2P!China: As soon as he saw you, his eyes widened and he began quietly giggling. “Babe, you’ll never guess what… I was literally just having a dirty dream about you.”

2P!England: Instantly, his face flushed bright pink. “O-Oh? You said you heard me say something? Ahahaha…” His laughter was nervous and high-pitched. “Of-Of course not, poppet! I was sleeping rather dreamlessly, I swear it…!”

2P!France: “Oh…” He yawned blearily. “That happens.”

2P!Russia: He blushed furiously and attempted to hide his face from you. “I said no such thing…”

2P!Italy: He gazed at you and chuckled lightly. “You were saying some pretty sweet things to me in my dream just now…”

2P!Germany: “Huh?” He looked at you and then looked down at his sleeping position. “Oh… damn, I could’a sworn we were having sex just now…” He laughed it off and proceeded to get up as normal.

2P!Japan: “Now’s not a good time,” He growled as he got up to push you out of the room – mainly just to hide his flushed appearance.

2P!Canada: Below his breath, he murmured, “Well, fuck.” Without thinking, he grabbed a pillow and hurled it at you. “Get out.”

2P!Romano: He removed his sleeping mask and blinked at you a few times. “Oh…?” A grin broke across his face. “Darling! I was just having the most lovely dream about you.~”

2P!Austria: He peered at you and smiled mischievously. “Ah, my dear, do you believe in dream interpretation?”

2P!Prussia: His cheeks flamed red the moment he realized it was you. “Geh?! Um, hey! W-What are you doing here?? I’m kind of a mess I’m sorry lemme just–!” Frantically, he bolted out of bed and tried to fix his clothes as well as forget the prior dream.

Alternate “You”niverse *Avengers x Reader* (4/?)

Originally posted by love-loki-laufeyson

Originally posted by downeyjackman

Summary: Another one of Starks failed experiments causes a rift in Universes causing their Actor selves from another Parallel Universe to come through. Steve has to face Hayley, the women that looks like the girl from his past, Tony has to deal with another him & you have to put up with another set of Avengers. 
Warnings: Swearing, fluff moments and breaking the 4th wall A LOT!
Admins Note: I had a dream about this, I told Angie and she has basically helped me write it by giving me title ideas, ideas in general and telling me what I should and shouldn’t put in. Not really a specific plot, just that Steve doesn’t know whether to move on and it’s made more difficult with Hayley Atwell coming through the portal also, Bucky has to put up with being in love with you but seeing Sebastian make better ground & Wanda is forever crying over Aaron & Everyone keeps getting Scott Lang and Paul Rudd mixed up.  This will probably end with Bucky x Reader getting together, also be prepared for me to mess you up- Rosalee

Alternate “You”niverse Part Three
Alternate “You”niverse Part Five

“I don’t know why it isn’t working” Tony yelled in frustration, throwing a tool across the lab and it hit a workbench making all of its contents shatters or fall to the floor, you flinched at his sudden outburst but that didn’t stop the genius “Three fucking days and nothing” he sighed and sat on the floor. 

Back against a wall, knees up and elbows resting on them with his hands in his matted dirty, unwashed hair; you sighed gently and walked towards him. Sitting on the floor next to him and wrapping an arm around his shoulders for comfort.

It was silent all you could hear was his deep breathing, he was trying to calm himself down, these outbursts weren’t uncommon in Tony’s laugh; since the battle with Loki his panic attacks, short temper and just exhaustion has happened a lot, it only got worst after Ultron. 

“Hey, I believe in you” you whisper “I know you can fix this, I know that you will make this right because you care, you care that all those people have lives and need to go back to them” he lifts his head looking at you and you smiled at him “that’s why you are so worked up, you feel the pressure pushing down on you, we all believe in you Tony and no matter how long it takes; we all know you are the only one able to fix this” he nodded slowly, rubbing his face and scratching his goatee he stands up, helping you up and silently going back to work.

“How is he?” You jumped at the voice from behind you, Steve quickly caught up to your speed and was walking beside you, wearing a simple; white tee and jeans, plus his favourite baseball cap on top of his head.

“Who?” you asked “Um, the guy you shouted at a couple days ago for no reason or Tony?” you asked, he sighed heavily “or maybe you are on about Bucky? Who you have neglected for two whole days, I haven’t seen either, all because you freaked out or maybe all of the above?” you sassed to him.  

“I get it I have some apologising to do” he sighed heavily “but Tony how is he? And I guess all of the above” he muttered as you walked slowly beside him. 

“Tony is freaking out; he’s worried he won’t be able to get the portal to work again, and that everyone will be stuck here,” you tell him “Buck, I thought was doing okay I even got him to talk to Sebastian but… he’s been locked in his room or the gym, only comes out at night” you tell him and he nods slowly, commenting on the fact he’ll try and coax him back into being slightly averagely-normal again. 

“And Chris” you began “is really upset actually” he looks at you with raised eyebrows “the guy is an actor, a role like Captain America is kind of a big deal, this Marvel cooperation is a big deal over in that Universe” you explain “every actor is trying to grab a role for a character, Chris was really nervous going into the role, anxiety prone nervous and now he’s here with the actual guy… only the guy turns out to be a dick, how would you feel?” you asked and he nodded, stopping to look at you fully. 

“It’s just…” he trailed “He’s sp outgoing, so… cool and laid back” he sighed “he’s everything I wish to be and more, I want to be able to let go of the past, to be relaxed and not so… uptight but I can’t! Then this guy with his; beard and jokes” he looked so helpless to you and you smiled.

“Steve” he looked at you “that’s what makes you, you” you chuckled at the idiot “you care so much about the team, your friends that you plan everything, yes it can be considered uptight and commanding but you are the man with a plan” he chuckled but didn’t seem convinced.

“I guess, Chris is the alternate version of who you want to be but aren’t able to be in this universe, maybe he was made to balance out the universes, you can’t be laid back here because you have so many people to look out for” he nodded slowly “so over in that universe, you are laid back and you don’t have to control all the time, it’s a breeze but not really; you still have hectic lives but Chris knows when to let go, to move on to the next, his whole life isn’t about holding on because being actor; it’s nothing physical” you explain-

“In this one you have to be in control, you have to hold on because if you relax for one moment that could be a life lost, a team member down; as we’ve all experienced” he nodded with a small smile at you “I guess what I am saying is; you two are more alike than you think, just he is a different you, this you… we need him! We need Steve Rogers to always take the lead, especially now, we need our Captain to pull all this together” you nudged playfully, he sighed and nodded, 

“Let me guess you must be a therapist over in that universe” he chuckled “I’m going to talk to Bucky, find Chris and sort things out with Hayley” he looked determined and you chuckled “then probably sleep for another seventy years” he muttered before walking away, leaving you to laugh at him.


“Well, I was engaged, ” Elizabeth tells you, yourself and Wanda nodded listening to Elizabeth Olsen’s life, it was weird that herself and Aaron weren’t actually related but now since appearing in movies together and just hanging with one another they call themselves brother and sister. 

“What you girls talking about and can I join in?” Natasha asked, sitting down, Scarlett was also sat with you but reading the newspaper and sipping coffee. 

“We were just asking these two about their lives in the alternate universe” you shrugged to your friend; she nodded “Scarlett, tells us what is your life like? Glamourous, I bet” you smirked and she chuckled at you. 

“If you call baby diapers and being pregnant whilst filming these movies glamorous, then I guess you are right” she chuckled and you raised your eyebrows at her “we filmed the movie Age of Ultron, whilst I was pregnant, it was torture, worth it but totally torturous,” she tells you. 

“That’s badass” Wanda commented, you glanced at Natasha who was frowning, you knew what happened in the Red Room; she had told you and you did the best you could to comfort her. Although she says it doesn’t matter you can tell it does sometimes; to see a mother and her child and to never have that feeling… you knew she envied most of the world. 

“Little Rose” Scarlett smiled gracefully “I probably love her more than myself and husband” Natasha looked at Scarlett; she has a family in this other universe, a beautiful and wonderful normal life.

“You are married?” Natasha asked and Scarlett nodded “and have a daughter?” another nod, Natasha grinned, a smile that looked similar to Scarlett’s; she looked so happy and bright “I have a family in this alternate universe?” she asked and received another nod, her green eyes looking into Scarlett’s blue/ green ones. 

“Yeah, she’s really beautiful, I don’t think I could love anyone more than her” Scarlett tells her, it slowly dawned on you that this alternate universe wasn’t just… another parallel thing; it was like these other selves were what the Avengers wished to be or have in their lives.

It was an alternate because of the set-up, actors and their characters were themselves, but their personality and personal lives were what the Avengers wanted, more anything…normality. You looked at Natasha who was smiling, although you could see her eyes glassing over, she pushed some red hair behind her ear and looked around the room. 

“The biggest lie I have ever told is that I never cared for not having children” Natasha mutters “that lie always told myself, I tried to forget, to act as though nothing touched me; nothing mattered because no-one knew me, I was never fully here or there” she looked at her hands, Scarlett grabbed one and smiled at Natasha warmly,

“I don’t want to toot our own horns but we make a good mum” Natasha smiled but a tear did escape her eyes “Alternate universe or not, Rose is your daughter too, to be able to hold her for the both of us is an honour and a blessing,” Scarlett tells her.

“I’m just happy that it happened,” Natasha tells her “all these years of living with this… thinking I’d never have a children, not in any universe or world, or time I would never get to be able to hold my own child but I have and I do- and it’s through you” Natasha smiled “I envy your normal life, family and normality; something us here will never experience” she sighed and you nodded.

“I have a family” Natasha mutters to you, Scarlett and Elizabeth had gone to see the other actors, Wanda smiled gently at her “I have a life, a normal life with a husband and a child, I can’t believe it; why do I deserve that there but not here?” she asked mainly herself but loud enough for yourself and Wanda to hear here,

“Because unfortunately in this universe we don’t get what we want” you sigh gently, knowing the feeling of wanting something or someone so bad but not being able to have it or them, the torturous pain that came with envy and love.


“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT” Everyone looked at Tony as he stressed over the machine “JUST FUCKING WORK YOU PIECE OF STUPID SHIT” He began hitting the frame with a hammer repeatedly till Steve grabbed a hold of his wrists, Tony snatched himself away and began to breathe heavily, hands on his hips and head down as he regained control of himself. 

“You okay, Stark?” Clint asked and he nodded, a hand running through his hair as he looked up, Clint gave him a concerned stare “buddy, if you need help all you got to do is ask, we are all here in this together” he stops himself “I just said Steve’s line, didn’t I?” he asked the actor him and Jeremy chuckled whilst nodding. 

“This is my fault, I got to –“he was cut off by Robert
“fix this myself” Tony snapped his eyes to Robert who just shrugged “I’ve been playing you long enough to know what you are gonna say before you even say it, which leads me onto my next point, you do this every time” he sighed loudly “something goes wrong, you gotta fix it, how about for once we all fix it?” he asked and Tony glared at the man.

“I doubt you and the Scooby gang here will be of any assistance to me” he tells them “but Bruce, Vision and Metal Arm will do” Bucky frowned but stepped forward “you are strong, put that to good use” he patted his metal arm with a hammer, causing Bucky to glare.

“I’m not strong now?” Steve asked a little offended, you chuckled at him, Tony raised his eyebrows at Steve who looked back at him, 

“Honestly, Steve I don’t want you touching any of this, no offence plus you will drive me nuts” Tony smiled “no offence, Spangles” he goes back to the stool where Vision was overlooking the old plans of Tony’s figuring out what happened to make it turn into a portal. 

“He’s gonna work himself to death” you mutter from beside Wanda and Sebastian, both nod in agreement as they watch Tony say things that no human – other than Bruce, understands and it slowly dawns on everyone that Tony might not be able to fix this; at all. 

“I don’t want to worry anyone, especially my guys, but we have a movie to film and if we aren’t back in that universe people are gonna be worried” Robert stresses slightly, Mark Ruffalo along with Anthony tries to tame him like Clint and Steve did with Tony. 

“Calm down, you haven’t been gone long, it’s not like people are gonna be missing you much,” Tony tells him and Robert whips around to him, eyes ablaze and hands on his hips as he glares at Tony, who wasn’t even paying attention to him.

“I’m a big deal,” Robert tells him, Tony looks at him, trying not to smile or chuckle “I have a family; a wife and three children, you think they won’t notice I’m gone? You think our directors won’t notice that half our cast has gone? Or their families?” he asked Tony with a serious voice, everyone was silent as Tony lets out a sigh, knowing he has hit a nerve with Robert “we all have someone waiting to go back to and I don’t want to put pressure on you, or on anyone here but if working together means we get home faster, than I want to do that; I don’t care if Steve will get in the way, or if Scarlett doesn’t know what she is doing or if Aaron has no clue what you are saying… if I get to my children faster by helping; then I’m going to get my hands dirty” it’s quiet as Tony stares at him and then looks around the room.

“Someone give this man an Oscar” Sebastian mutters, the actors all chuckle at that, Tony lets out a small sigh and nods gently accepting that people can help.

“Okay, here’s what I am going to do” he begins “I don’t want everyone down here, too many bodies plus some of us have stuff to do, Natasha and Clint have an intel mission tomorrow; groups, small groups will help me” everyone nods “you will all do as I say, no fooling around or taking control” he looks at Steve, who rolls his eyes gently “down here, you abide my rules, understood?” everyone nodded including Robert.

“He’s really going to work himself to death” you mutter as you walk out with most of the people from the lab; Wanda, Elizabeth, Scarlett, Sebastian, Chris, Chris, Clint, Jeremy, Anthony and Hayley all walked with you, everyone else stayed down there to help or watch. 

“Hey, Chris did Steve talk to you?” you asked and Chris nodded, although he didn’t seem convincing or that it went well in fact. 

“I wouldn’t say we are getting along how everyone else is” he sighs “but we are getting there, we had a moment like Sebastian and Bucky, nothing too extreme… let’s just I’m not his favourite person” he shrugged and Sebastian patted his shoulder. 

“You aren’t many’s either, ” he says “so, don’t feel too bad” Chris pushes him and Sebastian stumbles falling against a wall laughing, everyone continues to walk as them two continue to push each other, punching every now and then also. 

“Did anyone else want to laugh at Robert’s ‘I’m a big deal moment’?” Chris Hemsworth asked you nodded as he grinned, everyone began nodding. 

Just then Mark and Robert run around the corner pushing you guys out of the way, Robert turns and is holding up a few sets of keys; you grin widely, grabbing Wanda and Scarlett, you all run after them down into Tony’s garage; you had never been in here before. 

“How did you get those?” Chris Evans asked Robert threw him some Ferrari keys, nudging Hemsworth to get in with him and both start pressing the key till they hear it beep off. 

“It’s called knowing yourself, Evans” Robert calls back “I know me very well” he smooths a car beside him “okay, kids grab a toy and let’s ride” he begins to chuck random keys to people; Wanda and Elizabeth get into one car, the two Chris’s in one; Anthony and Jeremy in one car whilst Hayley and Clint both hope into one.

You watch as Mark and Robert starts to reverse out, grinning as they went.

“(Y/N), c’mon” Sebastian pulls you towards a black Audi R8, you both grin and hears everyone revving their engines to life, grinning and howling with laughter; Tony’s gonna be pissed but it’s totally worth it. 

The garage door opens, all the cars roll out as if it’s some Transformer shit, yeah you were gonna be in deep shit from Tony later. 

(2,731 words later, 9 hours slept since Monday of writing this, do I feel good? Nope, am I proud? Yes, when will I next update? When I am 89 because I am sleeping for seventy years. Let me know what you think, send in ideas for this and my mini-series of Becky and Peggy, heart and reblog it - Rosalee)

I know I lied to you on the beach. But I swear on our parabatai oaths, I’m telling you the truth now.” He spoke clearly, deliberately, as if he couldn’t bear a single word he was telling her to be misunderstood or lost. “I love everything about you, Emma. I love the way I can recognize your footsteps in the hallway outside my room even when I didn’t know you were coming. No one else walks or breathes or moves like you do. I love the way you gasp when you’re asleep, like your dreams have surprised you. I love the way when we stand together on the beach, our shadows blend into one person. I love the way you can write on my skin with your fingers and I can understand it better than I could understand someone else shouting in my ear. I didn’t want to love you like this. It’s the worst idea in the world that I love you like this. But I can’t stop. Believe me, I’ve tried.
—  Lady Midnight, Cassandra Clare (pg.540)
Love You To Hate You

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

Pairing: Enzo Amore x Reader

GIF Credit: ^^

Warning: Smut, swears (LOTS of them), and little fluff ar the end

Rating: Explicit

A/N: Request by @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch“Can I get a enzo amore smut We hate each other but unfortunately we get stuck in the same hotel room and I’m scared because I talk in my sleep Fast forward to morning and enzo over hears me talking in my sleep and I’m having a sex dream about him”

“I’m sorry, there are no empty rooms. We do have a room that has one person in it, if you are interested.” You sighed, looking exasperatedly at the worker behind the desk.

“Are they with WWE?” She nodded. “Who is it?”

“I can’t tell you that, for security reasons.” You groaned.

“That’s okay, I understand. I’ll take the room, give me the key please.” She handed you the key and wished you good night, which you said back. Your room was on the third floor and the number was 307. When you got out of the elevator you found your room quickly and knocked on the door. “Hey it’s y/n l/n, sorry about bothering you but there weren’t any rooms open so if it’s okay I’ll stay in here and leave right away. If not I can go hunt Nattie or someome down and stay with them.” The door flung open and you saw Enzo Amore. Immediately your blood boiled. You absolutely loathed him, and he felt the same. Ever since you got to NXT you and him hated each other. His laugh was obnoxious, his hair was stupid, and his voice was like nails on a chalk board. He thought he was hot shit and he constantly would try and make you think that way.

“Wow your a chatty bitch aren’t ya?” He smiled a smug grin and gave you a wink.

“Fuck this I’m going somewhere else,” you snarled and turned to leave, but Enzo grabbed your hand. You turned on him, ready to beat the living shit out of him.

“Hey where do you think your going? You heard that cute little lady at the desk there ain’t no rooms open.”

“First off, get your fucking hand off me before I break it. Secondly it’s ‘there are no rooms open’ you illiterate fuck. Thirdly, I can sleep on the floor.” Enzo let go of your hand, holding both of his up and backing away, a look of innocence plastered on his face.

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We’re drifting to sleep. Cars buzz by below us, the heartbeat of New York City pumping in our veins even as our eyes are closed. His arms find me, as they always do once we settle in for the night. He squeezes.

“Goodnight,” he says.
“Goodnight, love,” I whisper.

Silence. Slow breathing. A thumb rubbing the inside of my arm.

“I can’t wait to marry you,” he says. “One day.”

I smile.

“And have babies,” he says, his voice getting softer and slower with every syllable spoken. “I want a little girl.”

“Me too, baby. Me too,” I say, but I know he’s already slipped into a dream. Possibly a dream about us, possibly about our future, possibly about all the in between seconds that we swear we’ll never forget. “I love you.”

He snores gently. I kiss his forehead and think how lucky I am, even if I were to lose him tomorrow, to have even loved him at all.

Alternate “You”niverse *Avengers x Reader* (3/?)

Originally posted by love-loki-laufeyson

Originally posted by internet-muse

Summary: Another one of Starks failed experiments causes a rift in Universes causing their Actor selves from another Parallel Universe to come through. Steve has to face Hayley, the women that looks like the girl from his past, Tony has to deal with another him & you have to put up with another set of Avengers. 
Warnings: Swearing, fluff moments and breaking the 4th wall A LOT!
Admins Note: I had a dream about this, I told Angie and she has basically helped me write it by giving me title ideas, ideas in general and telling me what I should and shouldn’t put in. Not really a specific plot, just that Steve doesn’t know whether to move on and it’s made more difficult with Hayley Atwell coming through the portal also, Bucky has to put up with being in love with you but seeing Sebastian make better ground & Wanda is forever crying over Aaron & Everyone keeps getting Scott Lang and Paul Rudd mixed up.  This will probably end with Bucky x Reader getting together, also be prepared for me to mess you up- Rosalee

Alternate “You”niverse Part Two
Alternate “You”niverse Part Four

You stood beside Scarlett and Jeremy as everyone placed bets, it was funny to see Thor set the hammer down on the coffee table and look at his double with a challenging smirk; you had witnessed the Avengers try and fail to lift the hammer. 

Although you had a sneaky suspicion that Chris will be able to lift the hammer, considering he is Thor from the alternate universe it would make sense for him to be able to lift it, right?

 You watched as Chris Evans gave a good luck pat on Chris Hemsworth broad shoulders, he stepped forwards as Thor crossed his arms over his chest, it was like they were looking in a mirror; only Chris has shorter hair and normal clothes for this world, whereas Thor was still in his usual get-up, cape and all. It was silent as they both shifted their eyes to the hammer; Chris held a cocky grin as Thor just let out a loud chuckle, he was dead certain on the fact this moral wouldn’t be able to lift the hammer.

“There’s no way this man can hold the mighty Mjolnir” Thor chuckled deeply with a grin, arms still crossed over his chest, he gestured to… himself with the cropped haircut and strong Aussie accent “he is but an imposter in that Universe, a man merely playing a God, he is not worthy” Thor concluded and Chris asks an eyebrow at him. 

“Listen to mate” strong Australian accent bearing through “I’d hate to embarrass you in front of your little Avenger buddies but I am you” Chris states firmly to Thor who rolls his eyes, Chris lets out an exhausted sigh “I don’t remember playing him this arrogant” Chris comments. 

“I do” Jeremy mutters back, you let out a soft chuckle as Thor uncrosses his arms and picks up Mjolnir and holds it out to Chris, waiting for the man to take the hammer he shakes it slightly in a teasing motion. 

“Are you sure about this?” Chris asked and Thor nodded in silence, Chris lets out a long sigh and lifts his right hand and takes the shaft of the hammer, holding securely the nods for Thor to let go. 

It happens slowly but the hammer falls to the floor, Thor lets out a booming laughter along with some others, a few groans as people start to fondle for their wallets… only Chris starts to laugh too and everyone is silent, even Thor quietens down.

“I am such a talented actor” he flaunts as he stands up, throwing the hammer up and it spins and he grabs it again, cocky grin as he flashes his skills to everyone and it’s just silence as the Avengers take this in; first Vision and now Chris Hemsworth? 

“Not worthy?” Chris scoffed at Thor’s words from moments ago “I have three children and pestering younger brother, you really think I am not worthy of this hammer? I’ve lived your life, my friend, if anyone is more worthy of holding this other than you, it’s me!” Chris beams holding Mjolnir back to Thor, who narrows his eyes but takes the hammer, he slowly starts to smile at Chris before chuckling. 

“You make a fine Thor, brother” he concludes loudly, you watch as people bark up their payments, a few grumbles from some and others beaming with pride over their choice. 

“And the Oscar goes to; Chris Hemsworth” Paul Rudd cheers, holding Chris’s arm up as he bows in thank appreciation. 

“I’d like to thank my parents, my family and just… I’m kidding” he joked “although for a moment it was a little heavy and I thought this could be embarrassing, thankfully… it was a good day” you chuckled at that “I now want to see everyone try their other’s stuff” you nodded in agreement “well, Sebastian can’t because… I don’t think the arm comes off like yours” Sebastian chuckled at that. 

“I also don’t think Bucky would want me snooping for his mask either, I’ll let him be Bucky” he shrugged and you nodded at that.

“I have no idea what was wrong with Steve,” you tell Chris and he shrugs “I guess this whole thing has surprised everyone, it’s making everyone act insane, I’m sure he’ll ease by tomorrow” you smile and he nodded with a small sigh. 

“Hopefully” he looks at you “I always thought we’d get along, I mean he’s one of those characters that as an actor you dream of playing, then you get it and you have this overwhelming feeling of I gotta make him good for the fans and that puts pressure on you” he sighed out again, running hands down his face as you nodded in sympathy “I almost didn’t take the role because of the anxiety then Robert phoned me, told me I’d me crazy not to, that he’d be beside me to help me through the thick of it and I went for it; And the one guy you’d want to approve – which is him, he doesn’t” he flailed his arms out and let them drop to his sides. 

“When Steve has calmed down talk with him” you nudge with a small smile “the best way to get through to Steve Rogers is by talking” he nodded lightly at that “besides the tension and stress of today is just riding on him, he probably just flipped on you because you were the closest, it could have been anyone” you rolled your (E/C) eyes at him and he chuckled. 

“Thanks, honestly I swear myself and other you have these kind of conversations all the time” you chuckled and smiled at that “we’re hoping that in the next Avengers movie you are in it, inside you just being Agents of SHIELD, I think Robert has started a petition for it actually” you laughed at him and he chuckled alongside you. 

“Well I’ll pray for me” he chuckled “I have to go check on Bucky, I’ll see you later” he nodded and let you leave to go see how Bucky is.


Bucky wasn’t in his room, in fact, through the rest of yesterday and throughout the morning of today you hadn’t seen him, you thought that maybe he requested for Steve to take him back to his apartment; which bummed you out because you hoped he would ease into everyone.

 You walked through the tower, you don’t think you’d get used to seeing any of the other Avengers, it was weird to see Bruce down in the lab and then walk upstairs and see Bruce in the kitchen; it gave you a headache in fact. 

“Wanda” you skipped up to the petite women she grinned, linking arms as you walked down the hallways, conversing about random topics “So, tell me have you talked to Aaron?” you asked and she shakes her head.

“He actually knocked on my door last night but I pretended to be asleep, I guess I could be actress” she chuckled and you grinned at her “I just need some time it’s still a little new to me, especially with his… death so fresh that it just brings up unwanted thoughts” you nodded in understanding “how are you and Bucky?” she asked, you rolled your (E/C) eyes at her, she was certain that yourself and Bucky would be a couple soon and you often called her crazy for that. 

“I haven’t seen him since yesterday, well I’ve seen Sebastian but… our Bucky” she then comments with ‘your Bucky’ and you punched her shoulder playfully “naa he’s hasn’t shown his face” you shrugged, 

“I’m sure he will” Wanda patted your shoulder “he follows you around like a lost little puppy-dog, he’ll show up to follow you around like the nerd he is” you chuckled and nodded in agreement. 

“Can you believe Chris can lift the hammer?” you freaked and Wanda laughed “I mean I get he is Thor but still, surprising” you both entered the kitchen and see; Natasha, Scarlett, Elizabeth, Jeremy and Clint all sat around the breakfast bar chatting away. 

Aaron was stood buttering toast, everyone muttered mornings, Wanda excused herself to the gym to train with Sam- although you knew he was too busy with Hayley and Anthony, and you believed Chris also. You watched as Aaron left quickly after her, hopefully, they sort this out.  


“Hey, Sebastian” you chime and he turned with a grin “what you up to?” you asked and he shrugged, he began to tell you that he got lost twice on the way back to his ‘room’ plus he couldn’t find the toilet, or the kitchen for a good hour and that made you chuckle “don’t worry I got lost all the time around here too” you shrugged with a grin and he nodded. 

You frown when you see someone in the shadows, they were lingering behind Sebastian and watching him, peaking every now and then around the corner “Um, I think Bucky is either stalking me or you” you whisper and Sebastian chuckled. 

“Me” he confirms and you frown “he has been since last evening” he tells you with a shrug and you chuckle at him “he keeps getting closer and I think that either means; he is slowly figuring out how to kill me or he is slowly trusting me” he smirked smartly “either way I am excited” you raised your eyebrows “I don’t think he knows I know he is there, I thought he was a master assassin, unless I just him know so well that I just sense his presence” he shrugged and you smiled, you peaked behind him and see Bucky frowning, he obviously overheard some of the conversation. 

“How did you know?” Bucky stalked over, Sebastian turns his torso to look behind himself and shrugged “I’m losing my touch” Bucky mutters and turned to stalk off, you skipped after him and pulled his hand, dragging him towards Sebastian with a bright grin and Bucky trying to gently pry you off him. 

“Bucky this is Sebastian” you gesture.

“I know” Bucky tells you, Sebastian watches as Bucky stares down at you, you give him a narrowed look telling him with your eyes to play nice and formerly introduce himself “Hi, Sebastian” Bucky grumbles, refusing to look at him but his feet like a child, you grin clasping his human hand in both of your hands and nudged him to look up. 

“Hey, Bucky… can I call you Bucky?” he asked and Bucky nodded at him “sorry if this freaks you out, it is just as freaky for me as it is for you, trust me” Sebastian chuckled and Bucky frowned slightly “you are just a character in my world, not a real person, so to see you walking around and… talking it’s kinda weird; especially since I do that for a job” he chuckled nervously and Bucky nodded in thought. 

“I suppose it is weird for us both” he commented, you slowly let go of Bucky’s hand hoping he wouldn’t notice you sneaking out of the room, he did but he didn’t stop you; he watched as you left quietly and looked back awkwardly at Sebastian “Is she more annoying in mine or your universe?” Bucky asked and Sebastian chuckled,

“You find her annoying?” Bucky shrugged “she’s just the same really” Sebastian shrugged “I think the only annoying thing about (Y/N) is the fact she puts everyone before herself, that irks me a little, more times I have to remind her to look after herself” he shrugged and Bucky nodded, always having to remind you that he is okay, or he can survive long enough for her to shower and eat. 

“Is she like Mark? Does she have a family, children and husband?” Bucky asked, eyeing Sebastian as he grinned,

“Not a husband, yet anyway” he shrugged and Bucky nodded, a familiar knot tightening in his stomach, a feeling of deep anger bubbling inside him and he didn’t understand why “she’s happy, I mean it was a whirlwind relationship, it happened so suddenly and now a year later… she may be getting purposed to” he grinned and Bucky nodded “you okay?” Sebastian asked, a frown settling on his face.

“When am I ever okay?” Bucky chuckled but it came out forced and loud, his eyebrows furrowed and he looked sad more than angry “I’m happy for her, she deserves to be happy, too long she has been looking after me” He began to edge away from Sebastian before turning around fully and leaving “Nice talking to you” Sebastian called after him but he kept walking, shoulders hunched and anger boiling inside of himself, he can’t even get you in another universe? How was he meant to have you in this one?.

(Let me know what you think of this part! I tried to make it funny and have some character development with Sebastian x Bucky, let me know what you think is going to happen or want to happen. Share and heart - Rosalee)


below are a collection of quotes from some of my favorite 80s movies.


“I’ll make it very clear: you slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the weiner.”
“Don’t fuck with the babysitter.”
“Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.”
“Get out of my house!”
“I can only dream about having somebody like her as a girlfriend, but you’ve got her, and you treat her like this?”
“Don’t waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.”
“I’d love to hit you. I’d love to pound on your face!”
“You’re so slimy, I won’t sink to your level.”
“If you give me any grief I swear to God I’ll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.”
“Get in the car and run him over.”
“How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?”
“That’s the sweetest thing anybody’s ever said to me.”
“My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch?”
“Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life.”
“I am not losing anything, I am still in control here! Got it?”
“I’m trying to get a date, you’re cramping my style!”
“Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.”
“And you’re just a girl in love with an asshole.”
“I got a little banged up.”


“Great Scott!”
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
“This is heavy.”
“Why do you keep calling me Calvin?”
“It’s written all over your underwear.”
“Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!”
“I finally invent something that works!”
“Maybe you were adopted.”
“I guess you aren’t ready for that yet.”
“You look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?”
“Are you sure about this storm?”
“Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?”
“You’ve really made a difference in my life. You’ve given me something to shoot for.”
“I’m really gonna miss you.”
“Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!”
“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.”
“What the hell is a gigawatt?”
“It’s not like I’ve never parked before.”
“You seem so nervous. Is something wrong?”
“I swiped it from the old lady’s liquor cabinet.”
“If you let people walk over you now, they’ll be walking over you for the rest of your life.”
“I figured, what the hell?”
“Since you’re new here, I’m gonna cut you a break, today.”
“Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?”
“I thought I told you never to come in here.”
“I’m your density.”
“I’ve never picked a fight in my entire life.”
“I can’t keep up of all of your boyfriends!”
“History is gonna change.”
“One rejection isn’t the end of the world.”
“What are you looking at, butthead?”
“I’m gonna get that son of a bitch.”
“Say hi to your mom for me.”
“Where are my pants?”
“I’ve never seen purple underwear before!”
“I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is lite beer?”
“You really think I ought to swear?”


“We don’t have a candy machine in the boy’s room!”
“I’m not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me.”
“I can’t believe you’re saying this.”
“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down, you know she’s right.”
“It’s called a sense of humor - you should get one - they’re nice.”
“C'mon, I’m talking about more than just sex here.”
“You know, I’ve been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don’t see what makes you so different.”
“I have taste.”
“You’re a bitch”
“I’m off like a dirty shirt.”
“I just want them to know that they didn’t break me.”
“You don’t have the guts to tell me the truth.”
“That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!”
“You know what an older women does for me?”
“May I admire you?”
“Drinking and driving don’t mix – that’s why I ride a bike.”
“Why don’t you just… nail her, and get it over with?”
“Why are you getting involved?”
“I’m getting really bored with this conversation, all right?”
“If you want your piece of low-grade ass, fine.”
“Does he have… strong lips?”
“This is a really volcanic ensemble you’re wearing, it’s really marvelous!”
“I believed in you. I just didn’t believe in me.”
“Good Morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!”
“This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you’re ruining it for me!”
“Love’s a bitch.”
“Do you hear yourself? Do you hear the same asshole shit I hear?”
“What, do I have to spell it out for you?”
“Nobody appreciates your sense of humor.”
“Why don’t you go to take a shower, you look like shit.”


“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”
“I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either.”
“I’m a nymphomaniac.”
“I’m not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.”
“If you say you haven’t, you’re a prude. If you say you have you’re a slut. It’s a trap.”
“You’re a tease and you know it.”
“Why don’t you just answer the question?”
“What do you need a fake I.D. for?”
“You wanna come over sometime?”
“Eat my shorts.”
“I’m doing society a favor.”
“You really think I give a shit?”
“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”
“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”
“Why are you being so nice to me?”
“Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat’s what it is.”
“When you grow up, your heart dies.”
“I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.”
“I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make any difference.”
“I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?”
“You’re so pathetic.”
“Don’t you ever compare yourself to me.”
“Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.”
“You won’t accept a guy’s tongue in your mouth, and you’re going to eat that?”
“I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?”
“You have problems.”
“Speak for yourself.”
“You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry.”
“Would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?”
“I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other.”
“Being bad feels pretty good, huh?”
“You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you.”
“Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… “


“It’s our time down here.”
“Just throw everything into cardboard boxes.”
“Always separate the drugs.”
“I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything!”
“I’m not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark.”
“That was so nice of you.”
“If you do a bad job you’ll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.”
“You know, your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.”
“Your looks are kind of pretty when your face isn’t screwing it up.”
“C'mon, give me a lickery kiss!”
“Hey, are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.”
“You’re even hungrier than I am.”
“Is this supposed to be water?”
“I’m setting booty traps.”
“Looks fine to me.”
“Okay, this is the little boys’ room, and that cave over there is the little girls’ room.”
“Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It’s a whole different experience.”
“Senior Jerk Alert!”
“I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
“What happened to your braces?”
“You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life.”
“Man! You smell like Phys Ed!”
“Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They’re goin’ for the hair!”
“My God, I’m in a crazy house!”
“This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.”
“I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!”
“First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.”
“I’m pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!”
“You’ve got a great body.”


“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
“You’re my hero.”
“A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
“I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.”
“You can’t respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work.”
“Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!”
“Look, don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.”
“It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life.”
“You’re still here? It’s over!”
“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.”
“It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
“Your ass is mine.”
“You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym?”
“The city looks so peaceful from up here.” 
“Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.”
“I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body.”
“Gummi bear? It’s been in my pocket; they’re real warm and soft.”
“You killed the car.”
“You have nothing to worry about. I’m a professional.”
“I think we should shoot her.”
“What are you interested in?”
“Get off of the float!”
“In a nutshell: I hate my brother.”
“Are you suggesting that I’m not who I say I am?”
“You’re a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion.”
“I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”
“Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.”
“Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
“Go piss up a flagpole.”
“You heartless wench!”
“I weep for the future.”
“If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.”
“You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.”
“Do you have a kiss for daddy?”
“What a little asshole.”
“You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.”
“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.”
“I can’t drive when you’re yelling at me!”
“Smile, babe. Just smile…”


“Do you wanna kiss me?”
“I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.”
“I thought only pansies wore neckties.”
“I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’.”
“Son of a bitch is gonna pay for that!”
“Hey, hey! What’s this I see? I thought this was a party.”
“I’m no saint you know. I’m not even a virgin.”
“Don’t you talk like that here!”
“How come you don’t like me?” 
“What makes you think that I don’t like you?” 
“You never talk to me at school. You never look at me!”
“I see you chasing after her and I see her running from you.”
“I was almost jealous.”
“Sometimes people run out of things to say.”
“Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?”
“I thought I was alone.”
“You want out of here so bad you probably memorize bus schedules.”
“Who were you with?”
“I don’t want you to see him anymore.”
“I’ve heard he’s a troublemaker.”
“I don’t know what I’m going to do with you.”
“You like it or not, this is it. It doesn’t get much better.”
“I just don’t know that I believe in everything you believe in. But I believe in you.”
“If you ask me, he’s a total fox.”
“It seems that a lot of people are pointing the finger in your direction lately.”
“You figured where there’s smoke there’s fire, right?”
“You’ve got an attitude problem.”
“Is that what I get, huh? I treated you decent!”
“I was about through with you anyway!”
“No fights, you don’t even know this guy.”

I’m not trying bring negativity to this blog and I swear this is the last post I make / reblog about this issue but NCT Dream winning today on a music show was a victory for NCT as a whole. NCT 127 isn’t a “bad unit” just because they didn’t win and NCT Dream is just as deserving as any other unit. I get that some units will be to your liking while other won’t be, but the point I’m trying to make is that it comes down to RESPECT!!!!! At the end of the day, you don’t have to like every NCT unit, but at least respect them all for all the dedication and hard work they have given to NCT. Also, if you’re going to go around and talk crap about one unit, don’t expect that no one is going to speak up about it. If it’s in the NCT tag, NCT stans will see it and they have every right to respond to a PUBLIC post. If you’re going to be stupid enough to post a hate post on the NCT tag, then don’t bitch when someone calls you out.

Alternate “You”niverse *Avengers x Reader* (6/14)

Originally posted by love-loki-laufeyson

Originally posted by sineadrivka

Summary: Another one of Starks failed experiments causes a rift in Universes causing their Actor selves from another Parallel Universe to come through. Steve has to face Hayley, the women that looks like the girl from his past, Tony has to deal with another him & you have to put up with another set of Avengers. 
Warnings: Swearing, fluff moments and breaking the 4th wall A LOT!
Admins Note: I had a dream about this, I told Angie and she has basically helped me write it by giving me title ideas, ideas in general and telling me what I should and shouldn’t put in. Not really a specific plot, just that Steve doesn’t know whether to move on and it’s made more difficult with Hayley Atwell coming through the portal also, Bucky has to put up with being in love with you but seeing Sebastian make better ground & Wanda is forever crying over Aaron & Everyone keeps getting Scott Lang and Paul Rudd mixed up.  This will probably end with Bucky x Reader getting together, also be prepared for me to mess you up- Rosalee

Anything to do with Bruce x Nat is not mentioned, as if it never happened, because I kinda wanna imply Clintasha throughout the rest of this; let me know what you think. Plus, filming for Civil War has finished but they are preparing for Infinity War, hence why everyone was together, so they aren’t filming but reading the first copies of the scripts. Just wanted to clear somethings up for this part - Rosalee

Alternate “You”niverse Part Five
Alternate “You”niverse Part Seven

“Nick” you yell slightly in shock as the elevator doors open, Maria standing behind him, he raises his eyebrow as he looks at you “um, what are you both doing here?” you asked, you thought Tony had messaged everyone saying meetings were rescheduled till further notice, why are they both here? The whole point of that email was so no-one found out about this situation, now you would have to explain why there are two of almost everyone here, Nick is going to kick Tony’s ass for sure this time.

“I got a very sketchy email from Stark a couple days ago” he comments stepping out of the elevator, black leather coat fanning behind him, “decided to come and check-up on you kids, can never be too careful when Stark is involved, plus Maria has some intel on HYDRA locations for Barnes and Rogers” Maria holds up some old looking files, you nod and gulp, not sure where everyone is at this time. 

“We are guessing Tony is down in his workshop, we’ll head there” Maria smiles and both leave, you regain the ability to move and quickly follow behind them, it was unusually quiet and you guessed that EVERYONE must be down there; you only prayed that wasn’t the case.

Tony was standing explaining the portal business so far to everyone, even Scott and Paul had returned to hear this, Tony and Vision almost had a breakthrough last night but it opened for half a second; not even that but it progressed. His voice trailed off as Nick Fury and Maria looked around the group, double taking at some of the faces, for a moment Nick was shocked and tongue-tied. 

“Stark” he sighed, Tony tried to act offended but the one-eyed deadpan- glare he received from Nick stopped him “I don’t even want an explanation from you right now, I’ll get that from Coulson when he comes by here later, I have some important information to share with you; only you” Tony sighed, a small whine escaping him, everyone knows that Nick can’t be bothered to hear you explain and rather have Coulson do it… well, you are in deep trouble.  

“Okay, Bruce take over and call me if something happens” Bruce nods and gets Vision to help as Tony disappears with Nick up the stairs. 

“What’s that about Hill?” Steve asked nodding to where Fury and Stark walked off to, she shrugged and handed him the files, briefly explaining the contents to be Soldiers “great, cannot wait to do this” he sighed dryly and Bucky chuckled.

Not even three minutes later Tony returns as Maria leaves, a frown presented and his face is full of bewilderment like he just been told something shocking; everyone glances at each other and then back at Tony.

“Who died?” Scott asked in an offhand joking matter, Tony lifted his head and glanced at everyone, for a moment his face is conveying so many emotions it’s hard to pinpoint one. 

His eyes land on Wanda who is stood beside Aaron, he goes to talk but shuts his mouth, he shakes his head and looks back up; signature smirk and he says something sarcastic back to Scott, only his eyes hold something more in them, pity? No, he looked elated at whatever Nick had told him; whatever was said, he was clearly bewildered about but the more he seemed to think on it, he seemed almost cheerful about it, what are they hiding from everyone?

“Coulson will be here in a few hours, also Steve?” Steve looks at Tony “I’ll have Sam and Wanda go with you on this mission, seems it will be heavy fire” everyone nods but are still slightly perplexed by Tony Stark.

“Whatever Fury told Tony must be good” Wanda begins you nod in agreement “we could all use good news, considering” she sighs and so do you, despite it being a few months ago, almost a year since Pietro’s death it was still fresh in everyone’s mind; especially Wanda and Clint’s, although he hasn’t said a word about it since the incident. 

“Wanda all I am going to say is” Aaron starts “I’m here, I’m still hanging with the cast, I’m still talking to Marvel; planning Pietro’s future in their universe, if this Universe is anything like mine… well, something may happen” Wanda frowned,

“We all saw him, ” she tells Aaron “I appreciate what you are doing but all you do is movies, this is our lives, everything you do has no effect here… not really” she shrugged and decided to help Steve set up a mission plan. 

“Wait” you turn to Aaron “Marvel is planning Pietro’s future?” you asked and he nodded, you furrowed your eyebrows, if he died in the movies why would they talk about him? It didn’t make any sense to you. 

“She’s probably right, how on Earth would Pietro come back? Movies are different, it can make the impossible possible, not worth getting her hopes up for” Aaron sighed and walked away, waving slightly as he rounded a corner towards wherever he was heading, probably to Elizabeth.

Coulson arrived not even two hours after Steve and his team left, leaving yourself and Tony to explain what’s happening, the actors were shoved into the Kitchen; Bruce, Vision and Thor were down in the workshop along with Scott helping them out, well actually there for comedic value as Tony put it; he surprisingly likes Scott’s Lang jokes. 

“Wait” Phil held a finger up “you created a portal that leads to an alternate universe, where actors came through, only they look like the Avengers and now you have to rebuild the portal so they can go back?” he asked and Tony nodded “okay, just needed to make sure I got the crazy right” he says putting away the tablet he had written everything on, he chuckled but it died down, he looked at Tony and yourself “shit… are you guys being serious?” he asked with a frown, you nodded pointing to the kitchen, he turned around and walked through the door. 

The wide blue eyes let you know he was shocked, everyone waved at him, he waved awkwardly back and frowned “okay, crazy has become insane” he states “what the Hell, Stark?” he asked and Tony sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose “can’t you go a year without doing something stupid?” he asked.

“No, he cannot” Robert speaks up, Phil looking at Robert and Tony, this was all too much for Coulson; he has seen some shit but two Tony’s? That’s enough to make anyone go mental; it took Phil a few moments of breathing and silence for him to talk again. 

“Okay, as long as you are making progress then I guess everything is okay” he sighed, looking at the actors again “Steve looks really good with a beard” he comments, you nodded and he chuckled, so did all the actors,

“Thanks” Chris Evans smiled “I forgot how much I missed working with Clark till you walked in” he sighed, the actors all nodding slowly, a few mutterings of this Clark; you gathered it’s the alternate Phil “Clark Gregg plays Coulson in the Marvel Universe, he actually has- kinda his own show, Agents of SHIELD, him and his team” Chris shrugged, Phil raised his eyebrows and looked at you.

“I have my own show” he grinned and you chuckled “And everyone calls me a nerd, I have my own show, basically a superhero” he shrugged and you nodded.

Coulson and Chris Evans began a massive conversation, it started off about the show, Clark’s life and Hayley got involved talking about the fake “rivalry” her show and his have; he laughed at that. You stood watching as Clark basically glowed with excitement about this other universe, it caused you to chuckle, and to realise that Tony had snuck off back to the workshop; figures. 

“They are now best friend” Sebastian muttered, you jumped at the suddenness of his voice, you nodded with a snicker at them both laughing; the others actors either talking or leaving the kitchen to watch TV.

“Everyone seems best friends in this universe and the other” you comment and he nods “so… what is other me like? No one seems to mention me at all” you sigh, he chuckled and shrugs, trying to think how to word whatever he is about to say. 

“You are basically the same” he tells you and you sigh “okay, details” he chuckles slightly “myself and you met on the filming for Winter Soldier, you don’t play a big role like you did in Avengers but it was enough, you are mainly in Agents of SHIELD now” you nodded “you are hilarious, you spent the days you were filming telling me puns, laughing in that mask was the worst thing ever; you knew that but did it anyway” he laughed and you smiled “you are just kind, you spent a week in New York making sure I was okay, we hadn’t even known each other long either; this was in twenty-fourteen also so after filming; bearing in mind you had around six working days with us” he shrugged “after that week, you became my best friend, you are hard to shake off actually” you nodded in agreement.

“What about my personal life?” you asked and he frowned “everyone has families, children and stuff, what do I have? Anyone special or am I a major loner?” you asked and he chuckled. 

“No children” he confirmed “unless that you has something to tell me” he chuckled, scratching his stubbly jaw for a second “you have someone, he’s a little weird but everyone seems to like him, I personally find him the biggest idiot ever but he seems to make you happy; that’s all that matters if anything” he shrugged and you nodded, smiling at the thought of having someone important, by the answer it seemed it wasn’t Sebastian… which means yourself and Bucky won’t be together, not that you ever thought you’d end up with him but the hope of that happening was always there, it lingered like a day-dream. 

“A happy, relatively normal life, I can only dream” you chuckled and he nodded “although, I can’t beat this life” you sighed gently.

Clint and Natasha sat with their other selves on the couches, TV playing in the background, on some horror channel playing some terrible and cheesy movie. Scarlett and Jeremy were talking about what their children might be doing right now, Jeremy having a little girl too and Scarlett with her little baby, both discussing what the other actors may be up to. Slightly talking about their characters in the current movie they are filming, not going into full detail but discussing what they’ve read in the script so far.

“Have you guys heard of Clintasha?” Jeremy asked randomly, Clint raised his eyebrows and shrugged, shaking his head but eyes remaining on the TV; he has a serious fascination with cheesy horror movies, Sam hates it but will sit through them with him, 

“You haven’t heard of your own ship name?” Scarlett asked, Natasha frowned along with Clint, who both shared a look of confusion; Jeremy chuckled at their faces “shipping is when the fans put two people they think would be good for each other, together, like a pairing and they create ship names for that pairing” Scarlett explains and Natasha nods slowly.

“Wait… people ship myself and Clint?” she asked and both actors nod, Clint turns his nose up at them, not really believing them.

“Gross” he mutters “I don’t get it, why do people like us together? I think we have the worst friendship going here, we literally fight all the time, physical or not” he chuckled remembering the almost fist-fight they had over peanut butter this morning,

“Well, given your back stories and closeness, people like the thought of you two together, you are clearly caring of one another; proven when Clint is compromised and injured, it’s harmless anyway but we just wanted to know what you thought, especially how you feel if we went back and asked for it to be canon?” Jeremy shrugged and Clint frowned, Natasha shrugged, not really having too much of an opinion; she weirdly got it, she felt as safe as she could with Clint, her first friend in a long time who became her best friend.

“What are the other ships?” Natasha asked with a chuckle, Scarlett and Jeremy share an amused look before thinking on all the ships, trying to pinpoint the best ones, 

“Well Stony is one” Jeremy begins “that’s Steve and Tony together, it’s kind of an angsty relationship between them, although it’s very sweet” Clint was bent over and cry with laughter, wiping his eyes as Jeremy pats his back. 

“Stucky” Scarlett grins “Bucky and Steve, they have a massive following and honestly first hand witnessing the relationship, I can see what everyone is talking about; very adorable with one another” she winks casually, Natasha snorts and nearly falls off the couch but catches herself, shaking her head “there are tons, Bruce is shipped with Tony also; cannot remember their ship name but they are named Science Bro’s, ask Mark and Robert and them canon it all the time” Jeremy and Clint chuckled at that.

“Oh, Bucky and (Y/N) is always shipped” Jeremy chimes and Scarlett nods in agreement “in fact it’s probably canon amongst a lot of people, especially the stuff we filmed for our recent movie, our directors love them together; couldn’t canon them properly but it might as well been” he shrugged “on top of that (Y/N) and Sebastian is shipped in real life, actually a lot of the actors are shipped together, Hayley and Chris… Chris and Chris” Scarlett chuckles,

“I cannot wait to tell (Y/N) all of this” Natasha mutters to Clint who is already planning on using this information against everyone, especially Steve and Bucky, although Tony is his main target practice for this since both soldiers are gone for their mission. 

“Wait are you gonna answer us?” Scarlett asked “what do you think of Clintasha?” she asked with a grin, Clint shrugged eye slowly drifting back to the movie, quietly chuckling at some shrill scream from a random character. 

Natasha thought for a moment before answering “I don’t mind, as long as  it’s done professional and well, I see no problem; besides he’s a goofball anyway” she nudged Clint, who smacked her thigh and told her to be quiet “see what I mean?” she asked, earning a laugh from Scarlett.

“Wait, Wait” Scott chuckles “people ship Steve and Tony together?” he asked, you and Scott snickering at the new information Clint presented to you, casually frying some bacon in a pan and grinning as he nodded “Oh. MY. God! That’s hilarious” he yells, holding your arm in a vice-grip as he doubles over in laughter, not fully believing it. 

“People want them together, together?” you asked Clint nodded “I can see it, I mean they’ve been at each other lately maybe what they need is a little lovin’ catching my drift” you nudge Scott’s ribs who pushes you away but nods, laughing at you.

“People also ship you and Bucky” Clint chimes, you recoil and blush, shaking your head as you embarrassingly blush at the thought of that “see she’s blushing, she wants it to be true” Clint sang slightly, you smack his arm playfully, although you didn’t deny it entirely. 

“Who am I shipped with?” Scott asked trying not to be excited but it conveyed in his voice, you chuckled as Clint began to think.

“Luis” Clint shrugs and Scott turns his nose up, the thought of himself and his best friend together is slightly revolting to him, Clint snickers with yourself as you watch Scott mutter the word gross over and over again “kidding, didn’t really discuss the entire team, we asked about the top ships; myself and Nat included” he shrugged.

“Oh, that’s obvious, I even ship you guys” Scott shrugs and Clint frowns at him “I actually thought you two were already a thing before she punched me for asking how long you two have been together” he chuckles at the ‘fond’ memory of meeting Natasha Romanoff. 

“Everyone sees it but me” Clint states,

“For a sharp shooting, arrow master assassin, you sure are not observant in anything else other than the field” you pat his shoulder, Clint cocks an eyebrow to you,

“I can say the same to you” he points the spatula to you, you frown at him for a moment as Scott nods, eating dry cereal as he waits for bacon “everyone sees how a certain assassin stares at you BUT you” he chuckled as you continue to frown at him,

“You are deluded” you mutter “how long till bacon?” you asked suddenly, Clint laughs and pushes you away, along with taking the cereal box away from Scott and he protests in a whine as Clint calls for everyone to eat dinner,

“Domestic Clint is my favourite Clint” Natasha laughs walking into the kitchen “I’ll get Wanda to set the table” she chimes, grabbing the knives and forks before leaving and calling for Wanda, you chuckle.

“Domestic Clint and Natasha are my favourite people, ever!” Scott says sincerely and you nod “like a cute little assassin couple, kill by day but domestic by night, kills for sport but loves for fun” Clint shoots him a glare and he snaps his mouth closed with a grin.

(Just an easy part, I made it funnier than my original one that got deleted, hope you like it; can you guess the news/ secret Tony has? Who is (Y/N) in a relationship with? Should I canon Clintasha for this? Domestic Clint is my favourite, I don’t even know why but I love it, plus I feel like he would be like my brother who loves those cheesy horrors. Tell me what you think, thank you for the support, I appreciate it so much- Rosalee)

Clint Barton x Reader

Pairing: Clint Barton x Reader, implied Bruce x Natasha

Prompt: 4. “Damn, when did y/n get hot?” 10. “I had the weirdest dream about you and now I can’t stop thinking about you naked.”

Warnings: swearing, gets a little scandalous!

Words: 770

“Clint… Clinnnnnt… Cllliinnnnttttt.” You whispered poking the sleeping archer’s shoulder. Clint made a soft noise and rolled over. “Clint!” You whispered harshly.

“Jesus Christ!” Clint swore, sitting straight up in bed, “Y/n!” He said alarmed, almost falling out of bed. “What- what are you doing here?!”

“You’re supposed to be helping me train this morning! C’mon let’s go!” You whined. Clint still looked on edge.

“Right, sorry must have slept through my alarm.”

“You must have been having a good dream.” You said quirking an eyebrow.

“You honestly have no idea.” He said, laughing awkwardly.

“Can we please go?” You asked impatiently.

“What is with you? You never want to train!” Clint said standing up.

“Not true!” Clint gave you a look that said exactly what the both of you were thinking “Fine! I just want to get to go on missions more! Plus, you are the best at training me.”

“That’s cause I don’t take any of your shit.” He said dryly.

“And I’ll always love you for that!” You said squishing his cheeks with your hand.

“Yeah yeah, I’m not going to go any easier on you.”

“Ugh, whatever.” You said rolling your eyes.

“Let me just grab some breakfast.”

“Aren’t you afraid you’ll get a cramp?” You said jokingly. He looked you up and down quickly then squished your cheeks with his hand.
“I think I’ll be ok.”

“You’re the worst!” You said mocking hurt “I’ll see you in the training room.” You said turning away.

Clint went down to the kitchen grab some cereal and saw Natasha and Bruce chatting.

“Morning.” He said reaching into the fridge to grab the milk.

“What are you doing up so early?” Natasha said playfully.

“I could ask you the same thing.” Clint said and Natasha rolled her eyes.

“Natasha and I get up early together because we can never seem to sleep.” Bruce said, Clint raised his eyebrows at Natasha.

“I’m helping y/n train but I slept in.” Clint said just as you appeared outside the window and began to stretch. You didn’t notice the trio leaning on the counter inside.

“You two work well together.” Natasha said as the group turned to look at you outside.

“Damn, when did y/n get hot?” Clint said suddenly causing Bruce to nearly spit out his drink and Natasha’s mouth to drop open. There was a silence before they burst out laughing.

“She’s always been hot!” Natasha said still laughing.

“Huh.” Clint said absent mindedly.

“Where’s this coming from?” Bruce asked chuckling.

“I don’t know! I just had this weird dream last night…”

“Oh my god Clint.” Natasha said laughing bringing a hand to her forehead in (second-hand) embarrassment.

“Ask her out!” Bruce said encouragingly.

“I can’t do that it’s y/n!”

“Clint, trust me, you guys would be perfect.” Natasha said growing serious.

“I guess we’ll see.” Clint said, walking off to start training.

You had arrived in your training room and were looking out the window. You didn’t hear him come in and you didn’t notice he was in the room until you were pinned to the floor.

“Lesson of the day,” Clint said “always be ready.”

“How about we do some jazzercise? You know, mix things up a bit?”

“No, give me 20.” He said. You groaned and knelt down starting the push ups. As he waited, Clint took some deep breaths and finally spoke “Tonight do you wanna grab dinner.”

“What like a date?” You said jokingly.


“Oh.” You said standing up. “Yeah ok.”

“Ok great.”

“Where did this come from?” You said smiling a little.

“Well,” Clint said leaning in and smiling, staring deep into you eyes “I had the weirdest dream about you and now I can’t stop thinking about you naked.” You laughed then made eye contact again.

“You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.” You said smirking.

“We’ll see…” He said and leaned in, you grabbed his face and he kissed you hard. His hands found his way to your hips, pushing up the edge of your shirt, sliding his hands over your bare waist. His mouth moved to your jaw and planted kisses all the way down to your neck. You let out a moan. Clint pushed you against the wall and you wrapped your hands around his neck. Suddenly Clint spun you around and he was holding you down on the ground, practically straddling you.

“Like I said,” Clint smirked “always be ready.”

“You’re the worst!” You said groaning but smiling.

“I know, I’ll pay for it tonight.” He said smiling.

“You have no idea.” You said smirking, kissing him again.

Welp! Here she-uh.. I am in all her glory! I legit own every piece of clothing on this gal. The hand made beanie, the dorky red box plaid shirt, and some old jeans! The bracelet is something I always wear it was a gift and it’s made of jade shaped into a bamboo shoot.

A Wolverine! I think that is what I would be in the Zootopia universe (Or furry/fursona) I really get into some feisty moods if you know me well enough. When I have a temper it’s a pretty bad one. (Especially over food ;) ) OH and do I love food!! I swear I dream about it all the time… Even as I eat it. I think if I could afford it I would be a food hoarder.

Enough rambling!

anonymous asked:

I swear, every single time I have a dream about discovering a new incest ship (and mind you, this happens a lot), I always end up thinking at some point during the dream. "I've got to write in to Shipcestuous about this!!" Again, this happens a lot. Congrats, I've been successfully conditioned. :)


Your compulsion to report to me is so strong it has even infiltrated your dreams! It is exactly as I have planned it.