i swear to you i have dreams about this

you get out of your bed to sleep next to me on the floor and my heart beats so quickly. i say i can’t hear you so i have an excuse to move closer to you. we are only inches apart. your hair smells like henna and anise. i want to kiss you so badly but there is no way i could ever make your first kiss perfect enough. you tell me about your dreams and i snuggle closer to you under our shared blanket. i swear this all feels like a dream.

vow of silence

azriel: guys, since we have eternity… i’m going on a 100 year vow of silence

cassian:

mor: … 

amren:

rhys: mor is a bitch

azriel: you fucking dick you say one more thing about her and I swear to the cauldron i will fuck you up i’m a shadowsinger and you best believe my shadows will sing you might be my high lord but not even 7 syphons could stop me you dick 

Making out with… Johnny

MASTERLIST

Anon: So excited for the making out with Johnny post it might kill but who cares

Anon: I really need making out with Johnny and yuta and hansol lmao I can’t wait for those

Anon: MAKING! OUT! WITH! JOHNNY! pls

Anon: Can you do a making out with johnny please :)

Anon: Hello! 😊 Could you do “making out with Johnny” too? Pleasee and thank you!! (I love your blog and your last making out with Taeyong bruhh i loved it sooo much ;-;; this boy will be the death of me i swear)

Hello! I hope you like this (not as good as the one i did for tae but like that is hard to beat anyway lol) 

Tell me what ya think aND IF IT HITS YOU IN THE FEELS AND MAKES YOU REALISE YOULL BE ALONE FOREVER
HE IS BOOTIFUL

Originally posted by taesyong


  • Mhmmm Johnny
  • What a guy - I’ve seriously been having so many dream about him
  • It was great
  • Okay anyway lmao
  • Johnny wouldn’t be afraid to make out with you anywhere
  • A N Y W H E R E 
  • Of course he’d keep it PG
  • So a lot of skinship and cuddles and shit
  • But if another member happened to be there, whilst you were making out, he really wouldn’t care 
  • He’d usually be the one initiating it but if you did it,
  • He literally loved it
  • As soon as you dominated the kiss, he’d moan into the kiss, not trying to be sexual but because he found it hot as fuck
  • Johnny liked to put both hands on your face
  • Not necessarily both cupping your cheeks
  • But like one holding your chin 
  • And the other playing with your hair
  • There’s not much reason behind it apart from the fact that he just did it as a habit
  • I think Johnny has the nicest lips out of the whole word NCT
  • I thought I’d just put that in there
  • But seriously, they look nice and soft and I think he’d be very experienced in this field
  • He’d know how to get a reaction out of you and what kind of things you liked
  • Puts his sole focus on you!!! 
  • He does this a lot anyway in the relationship
  • But he definitely makes sure he keeps it up when you’re making out
  • Uses his tongue A LOT
  • But he makes sure it’s not messy or disgusting or sloppy like a lot of people make the mistake of doing
  • He’ll slowly enter his tongue, but not shove it down lol
  • If you show a sign of discomfort or something, he’ll take it out again but most of the time you’re okay
  • His kisses are deep and slow, not rushed
  • He thinks it’s better that way
  • Rushed kisses don’t mean much to him but they might happen occasionally
  • Like if he’s jealous or you want a quick one because of time 
  • His kisses are super deep though and he’ll tilt his head a little in order to go a little deeper
  • The type to gasp for air
  • A lot
  • He sometimes forgets to breathe
  • So he pants a lot and will pull away looking at you breathing heavily, before going back in
  • He’ll smirk if you make a sound
  • Whether that’s a groan or moan or gasp 
  • Any sound is a good sign to him and he’ll do all he can to get one out of you
  • Prefers to have you sitting on something like a kitchen counter or chest of drawers as he stands between your legs
  • If you get really into it, you’ll wrap your legs around his waist and pull him closer to you
  • Sometimes he’ll get a bit excited lol and involuntarily grind against you
  • You know how I said with Taeyong, only 20% of the time does making out lead to sex
  • Well with Johnny it’s the opposite
  • 20% it doesn’t end with sex
  • Just expect sex when you start okay lol
  • Might “accidentally” slip his fingers into your panties or pants lmao
  • He’s horny all the time okay I just think he has a high sex drive but anyway
  • Let’s save that for another day yes ?
  • Will sometimes let his hands rest on your hips
  • And he’ll calmly and softly rub circles on your skins
  • He’ll do it if you’ve had a stressful day and need relaxing
  • And it definitely helps you calm down
  • I don’t know what else to say now lol
  • Oh yeah!
  • Making out would be very regular like twice a day 
  • It’s typical for him to wake you up even more by kissing you a lot
  • And it’s also typical of him to kiss you before bed
  • It’s like your daily routine
  • Further into the relationship, and neither of you will be able to get up or sleep until you’ve had your daily make out session lol
  • I’ve basically based these off dreams #dontjudge
  • Johnny would just be a lovely boyfriend and kisser
  • He!!!is!!!such!!!good!!!boyfriend!!!material!!!
  • But I think y'all already knew that!

Making out with… series

Prompt List

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  1. “You’re the only thing left that is important to me now.”
  2. “Please, put some pants on, you’re embarrassing me.”
  3. “Oh, love, I don’t think you understand the meaning of sarcasm.”
  4. “You don’t get to touch her! Not anymore. Not after what you did!”
  5. “I think i’m going insane.”
  6. You’re the only one for me.”
  7. “Honestly, if you wanted sex this bad you could’ve just told me!”
  8. “I’ve come to the conclusion, that this house just might be haunted.”
  9. “What makes you say that?”
  10. “There was this perfect moment. This perfect moment where everything that I wanted was clearly in front of me… and i understood.”
  11. “You broke my favourite vase!”
  12. “I think we should get a puppy, and with this puppy we should become the stereotypical cute couple. As well as because I want a dog.”
  13. “You’re crazy.”
  14. “I promise that i’ll protect you.”
  15. “I don’t need saving. Not now! Not ever.”
  16. “You act as if you’re the hard done by. You’re not.”
  17. “You cheated on me! What was I suppose to do? Smile and forgive you?”
  18. “I think you’re worth much more than that.”
  19. “I’d rather die than do that.”
  20. “Did you ever wonder what brought us together?”
  21. “Is… that really you? I thought i’d never see you again!”
  22. “You had one job!”
  23. “How is it that you’re a complete flop at everything you do?”
  24. “You need to stop.”
  25. “That lip biting’s getting a little out of hand.”
  26. “If you continue to do what you’re doing, I won’t hesitate to come over there and stop you myself.
  27. “Isn’t he just the cutest?”
  28. “I want a child.”
  29. “You still awake?”
  30. “You’re probably the hottest stranger i’ve ever seen.”
  31. “Never thought that all this would happen because of one tiny moment.”
  32. “My clothes look good on you.”
  33. “Is that my shirt?”
  34. “Isn’t that a bit too big for you?”
  35. “Isn’t that a bit too small for you?”
  36. “I think you look absolutely adorable.”
  37. “When I said you’re mine, I meant it.”
  38. “He better only be just a friend.”
  39. “Those short’s look really good on you.”
  40. “Hey, they can’t hurt you anymore.”
  41. “I… I lost the baby.”
  42. “It’s all my fault, i’m so sorry.”
  43. “My arms just fit perfectly.”
  44. “You’re drunk.”
  45. “I am not wearing that.”
  46. “How did I get stuck here with you?”
  47. “I swear, the world is against me.”
  48. “Don’t touch me!”
  49. “Get away from me!”
  50. “Tell me you need me.”
  51. “You’re not the boss of me.”
  52. “We’re out of gas, what’s your plan?”
  53. “You’re an ass”
  54. “I’m on vacation, you take care of it.”
  55. “Disney movies all day? I’m in.”
  56. “Hurry up! Would you?!”
  57. “Take the long way around”
  58. “Can you shut up for five minutes, please???”
  59. “He’s been gone for quite a while”
  60. “I can’t see anything.”
  61. “I heard a noise.”
  62. “Where’s my food?”
  63. “I bet you feel like an artist”
  64. “Can I be of assistance?”
  65. “Get out of the way before I murder you.”
  66. “You’re breaking my heart, babe.”
  67. “Cry me a river.”
  68. “Build a bridge.”
  69. “Get over it.”
  70. “Another credit card?!”
  71. “It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!”
  72. “Have you ever lied to me?”
  73. “I’m stuck! Help me!”
  74. “I swear, I’m not scared.”
  75. “What do you think a cupholder is for?”
  76. “You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?”
  77. “Turn that sh*t off!!!!”
  78. “When’s that last time we went on a date?”
  79. “I thought you didn’t like cats?”
  80. “The door’s locked.”
  81. “I’ll just tell your mom on you.”
  82. “I thought you were nice.”
  83. “I had a dream about you.”
  84. “What colour do you like better?”
  85. “Take notes, sweetheart.”
  86. “This is where you impress me, right?”
  87. “Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.”
  88. “I can’t believe you didn’t remember”
  89. “If that makes me a child, so be it.”
  90. “I could beat you up, you know that right?”
  91. “Would it kill you to help people?”
  92. “I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.”
  93. “But, I said I love you.”
  94. “Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?”
  95. “I’m not weird, you’re just basic.”
  96. “Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying”
  97. “Take off your shirt.”
  98. “We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.”
  99. “You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
  100. “Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.”

Prompt credit: @prompt-bank and @justauthoring

free will vs. fate

here’s a quick entry for klanceweek prompt #1: free will vs. fate

i may put these on ao3 if enough people enjoy them but, for now, you can also find them on twitter!

“I can’t do this anymore,” Keith murmurs.

The room is heavy with exhaustion, with the weight of responsibilities. Slouched next to him on the couch, Lance glances at Keith out of the corner of his eye. The words are tired—Keith is tired.

Lance lets his eyes flutter shut. Another mission, another near disaster. Without Shiro at the helm, the team doesn’t function quite as well as it used to. Keith takes more risks than Shiro had, which occasionally works to their advantage. Today, though, is one of the many times it didn’t.

“It isn’t your fault, dude,” Lance sighs. He has yet to remove his armor, and the material feels heavier than ever. “Besides, we all made it out alive. That’s something, right?”

“Aren’t you the person who’s supposed to give me shit for this?”

“You make a good point…” Lance taps his chin, lips pursed. “If you need me to, I can. You don’t have to twist my arm. Actually, please don’t. My right arm hurts like a bitch from where that one meathead Galra pushed me down.”

Keith snorts and leans his head back, exposing the long curve of his neck. A moment of silence settles between them before Keith speaks again. “I’m being serious, though. Leading the team… I’m not cut out for it.”

Lance cycles through a few different responses. Since Shiro vanished, Lance has heard the other paladins offer Keith varying advice. Hunk urging Keith to keep trying, Pidge admonishing him for his disregard for her family, Allura dissecting each of his plans, Coran insisting he’s the best for the job. And Lance… he doesn’t know how to handle the situation. How does he feel about Keith as their leader?

“You didn’t choose this,” Lance starts, carefully considering his approach. “Did you?”

“I guess not. Shiro always said I should take his place if something happened to him.”

“But you didn’t choose to be the big bad leader of your own freewill. You know what I mean?”

“Lance…”

“It isn’t like you’ve been gunning for the position or anything. You took charge because a really close friend wanted you to.” Lance pauses. “I mean, you love Red, right? I know how close Blue and I are. Bonding with another lion after everything you put into bonding with Red—it can’t be easy.”

To his surprise, the corners of Keith’s lips twist into a smile. It reminds Lance of something and, for a moment, he can’t quite put his finger on what it is. But then he remembers. A shaky image, on the fringes of his memory, of Keith regarding him with a soft smile, their fingers interlocked.

The bonding moment, Lance recalls with a start.

“I miss Red so much,” Keith whispers. His voice is strained with longing, and it tugs at something inside Lance’s chest. “But I… I’m the only one who can pilot the black lion.”

An idea strikes Lance, and, okay, maybe it’s stupid. But Lance finds himself blurting, “I can help you.”

Idiot, idiot, what the hell. Lance’s subconscious is screaming at him, and he kindly tells it to leave him alone, geez. Why did he say that? This is Keith; he doesn’t need Lance’s help. Allura would make a much better right-hand man—woman—than him.

“Really?” Keith prompts.

“Uh—I? Yes?”

Lance expects disgust or laughter or, hell, even annoyance. To think someone as useless as Lance would volunteer himself for such an important role is ridiculous.

“That…” Keith trails off and Lance braces himself for impact. “Would be… amazing.”

“Yeah, yeah, I shouldn’t have even brought it u—wait. What’d you just say?” Lance swears his soul leaves his body. “Did you? What?

“I could really use some help,” Keith explains. There’s a weariness in his voice, and Lance realizes, with everything that’s happened recently, Keith has been hit the hardest. “I didn’t expect you to offer but… I kind of hoped you would.”

Lance must be dreaming. This Keith can’t possibly be the real Keith.

“Me?” Lance squeaks, disbelieving.

“You’re the best for the job…”

Holy shit, Keith is blushing.

“I don’t know about that,” Lance scoffs, scratching the back of his neck. He might be blushing, too. Ugh. “I’m just… you know. Me.”

“Exactly.” Keith’s eyes narrow to angry little slits, almost like he’s offended.

“Keith, my dude, my main man…”

“You can do it.” Slowly, Keith’s smile morphs into a smirk, much like before a practice spar. A wicked glint dances behind his eyes, and Lance feels like he’s going to explode. “Isn’t that right, Sharpshooter?”

For catharsis reasons and because I had feelings that compelled me to let them out.

Rated T | 1.67k

All my love to @winterbythesea for looking this over for me. You are aces. <3


It happens like this.

She is running, her heart pounding, her breath a stab in her throat as she sees the Nautilus breach by the dock. When it steadies, she sees people start to come out of the little door on the top, stepping onto the landing bay and starting to make their way up the stairs. Little dots of people from this distance and yet she is already searching for him.

She gets close enough to make out that Jasmine stands beside the door when she sees him. His hair first, black and messy and matted down to his scalp as he begins to appear from the door of the Nautilus. His eyes next, brow furrowed and eyes looking down as he tries to watch his step on the ladder. Mouth next, twisted into a grimace and already her heart is shouting for her to smooth his brow, to kiss his scowl away.

But he is too far away yet and she is running as fast as she can.

His shoulders only pop out for a moment before he disappears altogether, his shout of pain audible to her even as she is still too far to hold him. But then Jasmine reaches down and takes his hand, starting the whole process again.

Hair, eyes, lips, shoulders.

She takes the stairs down two at a time, pushing through other crew members making their way up.

He comes up once more and this time, she is there when his feet touch the ground. His weight on one foot while the other is bent at the knee, hanging in the air as he leans on Jasmine to stay standing, his eyes still down as he tries not to lose his balance again.

Her steps slow now, her frantic running slowing to a stumbling walk before stopping altogether. He hasn’t seen her yet and she takes a moment to breathe, to steady herself before she collapses on the wood beneath her. But her heart knows no reason, thumping through her veins as her breath shudders through her.

“Killian?”

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anonymous asked:

Do you know any good BTS stories? Not necessarily with parings, but with a good storyline nonetheless.

I only read pairing fics so I hope you don’t mind that! The ones I list below are mostly long-chaptered fics that I love to death and just, they’re amazing. 

Golden Boy AO3, Completed, Namkook, this was a roller coaster ride by it’s amazing from the plot to the character development (even through smut), volleyball au (slight age gap if I remember correctly).

I know I’ll fall in love with you, baby AO3, Completed, Sugakookie, one of my absolute favorites and everything about this fic is incredible, this is definitely a must-read, soulmate au. 

The night really were made for saying things you can’t say tomorrow day AO3, Oneshot, Sugakookie, this is one of those in-depth fics with beautiful writing that I fell in love with. 

Into Oblivion AO3, Completed, Jungkook/Everyone but it’s actually Taekook (it’s complicated), this was an emotional and thrilling ride the whole time, it’s not just smut it’s a story. 

How to Omega AO3, Complete, Sugakookie, a beloved fic that first got me into the ship, it’s not your usual abo and it’s refreshing. 

Ride out the storm with you AO3, Complete, Sugakookie, spy au, kind of slowburn but it’s so good. 

Forget Yesterday AO3, Complete, Sugakookie, you need an account to read this but if you’re able to, this is a very impactful fic, beware of trigger warnings though.

I Bloomed For You AO3, Incomplete, Taekook, hanahaki au, this is a rollercoaster ride of painful emotions but so worth it. 

On My Life (I Swear) AO3, Complete, Junghope, I loved the development of their relationship plus their character growth, a great read. 

Fall and Recover AO3, Complete, Junghope, this is part of a series and is pretty long so happy reading, dancer au, what I like about this is that they have a really healthy relationship (you’ll see what I mean). 

Dream Maker AO3, Complete, Jikook, following Jikook overcoming obstacles and pursuing their dreams, really heartwarming. 

Forever Young: Boy’s Side [Seokjin Walkthrough + Review] AO3, Complete, Jinkook, I will actually never stop gushing over how amazing this fic is, you’ll see what I mean when you read it but wow, it’s was enjoyable the whole time. 

Listen to my heart (can you hear it sing) AO3, Complete, Namjin/Sugakookie/ot7 dynamics too, abo au, you kind of hate Joonie at some points but please forgive him, he’s just confused, the angst was A+ here, plus you have some really nice sugakookie side action. 

I think this should be sufficient for now. These are all incredible reads and I hope you find something suitable!

Arranged Marriage Starters
  • "I can't believe I am marrying THEM."
  • "I want marry whoever I want!"
  • "You're not as bad as I imagined."
  • "No. NO! NO! NO! I am NOT getting married to YOU!"
  • "If you touch me I swear you will not live to regret it."
  • "This isn't quite what I expected."
  • "So... now what do we do?"
  • "I don't think I could have dreamed of anyone better."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "You want me to marry THEM?"
  • "You can't make me go through this."
  • "I want to marry for love, not because I have to."
  • "I don't want to marry them. I want to marry you."
  • "Take me away from this. I can't do this."
  • "Will I like them?"
  • "What do they look like?"
  • "You can't keep me prisoner like this!"
  • "I don't care about your precious alliance."
  • "This is strictly business."
  • "I will never love you."
  • "Wow. I can't believe I'm marrying them..."
  • "I think I fell in love with you anyway."
  • "I would rather die."
  • "You can't make me love you."
  • "I love someone else!"
  • "Perhaps we can make this work."
  • "You're not my type."
  • "I'm nervous."
  • "I don't care if they like me or not."
  • "This is stupid. I don't want to do this."
  • "So you just sold me off to the highest bidder..."
  • "I can't believe how lucky I am."
  • "I paid a good price for you."
  • "You will have no children with me."
  • "So, we're doing this?"
  • "They are more magnificent than I could have possibly imagined."
Frankenstein

Just a quick little thing I wrote this morning.

Warnings-none

Word count- 533

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You lay back on your couch rubbing your temples. Your head had been pounding all day. Ever since Jerome was murdered you’ve been having massive headaches. You don’t know why, you would go to a doctor but you have a criminal background. As the pounding continued you’re thoughts drifted off to your lover. He was killed right in front of you, you tried to help him but Jim Gordon forced you into handcuffs. You stayed at the GCPD that day for massive amounts of questioning. When realizing that they would get nothing of value from you they threw you into Arkham.


You had been there for two months before you were deemed ‘sane’ and let go. After that you found yourself a small but nice apartment in the outskirts of the city. A lot of landlords were skeptical to let a known criminal live on their property but one had given you the chance. Now here you are 4 months later still mourning the death of Jerome Valeska. You had met in Arkham and clicked right away. After you were broken out you went on your first date. You were a perfect duo and knew it. You lived happy lives until that night at the gala. Now you live a life of sadness and misery. You would have dreams- no nightmares about his death. For awhile you were in denial, you refused to believe he was dead. You had ended up in a club that worshiped him. Once they realized you were there they treated you like royalty.

The pounding got worse until you realized it wasn’t in your head, but at the door. You closed your eyes thinking they would give up soon and leave.

“GCPD open up!” They shouted. You jump up and run to the door, you fling the door open.

“I didn’t kill anyone I swear!” You say defensively. The police officer has his head down with his hat covering his face.

“Well isn’t that unfortunate.” He laughs, that laugh, the laugh you fell in love with.

“J-Jerome?” You whisper.

“Yes Dollface?” He looks up with a wide smile, wider than previously. Actually he has stitches running across his forehead and scars around his eyes, and that smile, that stretched out smile. He was beautiful, your eyes started welling up with salty tears.

“You gonna hug me or not gorgeous?” Jerome opens his arms and you run into them. He squeezes you tightly and kisses the top of your head. You pull away and look up at him.

“Y-you? How? Y-” You can’t make the words come out of your mouth.

“Nothing you need to worry about beautiful. Now let me see what I’ve been missing.” He growls, picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder you give a loud giggle and smack his butt. He squeezes your thighs and starts walking down the hall. But soon comes to a stop.

“Uh Doll? Where’s your room?” He asks.

“Last door on the left Frankenstein’s monster.” You laugh, he gets to the door in no time.

“Oh you are going to regret that baby doll.” He says with a low chuckle before opening your door and carrying you in.

Got7 Reaction #18 - Their kid has a funny nightmare

anon asked: i loved your b.a.p reaction to their kid having a bad nightmare!! could you do that reaction for  bigbang and got7 please? ^.^

y/s/n = your son’s name

y/d/n = your daughter’s name

y/n = your name

this was loooooonnnnggg xD


Mark: Within 3 seconds of hearing the bedroom door squeak open Mark felt what he knew was his 5 year old son grabbing his bed’s covers and yanking them off of him.

“APPAAAAA!!” His son squealed, tears streaming down his face.

“y/s/n!! What the he- I mean what’s wrong??”

“I had a dream that Pac man’s wife Mrs. Pac man…” *sniff* “Sh-she left him for me so he tried… he tried….”

Marks eyebrows rose in confusion as he stared at his child. “She left him… for you? And…he what?”

“HE SWALLOW ME WHOLE LIKE A PIECE OF FRUIT”

Mark couldn’t help the smile that tugged at his lips as he pulled his son onto the bed and under the covers. “Okay buddy since your mom’s gone, you can have her space for now until you forget about that dream okay? I’m here. I won’t let him swallow you, okay?”

Originally posted by nochuie

Jaebum: Jaebum stood beside you, staring at your sobbing daughter as she desperately tried to explain why she peed in the corner of her room.

“Th-the-the!!”

You crouched down to her level and pulled her into a gentle hug, Jaebum crouching right beside you with his hand on the sobbing child’s back.

“The what sweetie?” He whispered soothingly. “What happened that made you do that?”

“THE TOILET CAME TO LIFE AND IT BIT MY BUTT WHEN I TRIED TO PEE IN IIITTTTTT!!!!”

You both pulled back from her in shock for a moment. The toilet…what?

You glanced at Jaebum before looking back to your daughter. “Was it… was it that dream again where the bathroom is like that house from ‘Monster House’?”

“YES AND I’M NEVER USING THE BATHROOM AGAIN!”

“Oh God.” Jaebum moaned. “This is never going to end is it? I regret ever letting you watch that movie. Come on….” He helped you stand up and picked up his daughter to bring her to the bathroom. “We need to clean you up and you’re about to face your fear once and for all.”

Originally posted by nyeong-ing

Jackson: The moment the pillow hit his face, Jackson was up and in full panic mode.

“THE FU-” Looking down to find his son standing there with a pillow clenched in his tiny fists he stopped short. “Y/s/n…what the hell??”

By now you were awake too and staring at the two in utter confusion. “What is going on??”

“Appa you’re so mean!! Do you even realize what you did to me??”

“Y/s/n what are you talking about what is going on??”

“You made mommy mad at you in my dream so she couldn’t cook! AND YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR NASTY FOOD FOR A WEEK! I ALMOST DIED!”

Instantly you started dying with laughter, imagining the horror of your 9 year old as he was forced to eat your husbands all organic and super healthy food for a week. Jackson didn’t find that so funny though.

“My food isn’t that bad! It’s really healthy and-”

“Gross!” You chimed in through your laughter. “Let it go Jackson! Your food is gross!”

Sighing dramatically Jackson fell back on the bed. “Nobody in this family appreciates good food!!”

You got up to bring your child back to bed, still giggling at Jacksons distress. You can be sure he pouted for the rest of the day.

Originally posted by vulcanide

Jinyoung: Jinyoung was on the floor at this point, hysterically laughing to the point where he wasn’t even making noise anymore, tears forming in his eyes.

You on the other hand, weren’t amused in the least. “I what…?”

Your daughter was still crying and through her gulping, hiccuping breaths she stuttered “I-I’m by the f-f-fish tank” *hic, gasp* “BECAUSE I DREAMED THAT MOMMY BENT DOWN TO PICK UP A TOY AND FARTED ON THE FISH TANK AND KILLED ALL OUR FISHES!!”

This of course sent Jinyoung into another fit of hyena-like laughter, tears now streaming down his face.

“I’m glad you find this amusing Jinyoung.”

“Our child dreamed….that you had toxic farts…” He said in a voice high-pitched from the laughter.

“Okay well then you can put y/d/n back to bed because I’m not dealing with you two anymore at 3am in the morning. Goodnight.”

“Aww honey come on!! The dream was funny don’t be mad!” He got up and wiped away the tears as you left, a smile still plastered across his face. “Ahh come on sweetie, it’s time to go to bed. The fish are still alive and mom doesn’t have toxic enough farts to kill, okay?”

Originally posted by tuanisanangel

Youngjae: “Y/s/n… why are you so afraid of coco all of a sudden?” Younjae looked down at his 7 year old son. He was normally running around and playing outside with coco by now but instead he was sitting on the steps of the porch and glaring at the dog wearily.

“I’m not afraid of him. I’m mad at him dad.”

“But why? Did coco bite you?!?” Youngjae grabbed his sons arm and inspected him for any bites or bruises. “Are you okay??”

“No! Coco didn’t bite me…but I had a dream that made me mad.”

“Dream? Okay but you know dreams aren’t real right sweetie?”

“I know! But when you dream that a dog chases you and you end up tripping and falling in it’s poop you get mad, okay??”

Youngjae was shocked into silence for a split second before erupting into laughter. “Y/s/n that’s such a realistic dream!! But it’s okay, sometimes that happens to the best of us..even me. So don’t worry about it okay?”

“Coco chased you and you fell into poo before??”

“….Er…” Suddenly embarassed Youngjae stopped laughing. “Yes…actually. Don’t tell your mother okay? Just… Just go play.”

Originally posted by yjarssunshine

Kunpimook: Bambam stared in horror at his son as he told him about the nightmare he’d had the night before.

“That’s….that’s the most horrific thing… I have EVER heard.” He bent over to hug his child as you looked at them in disbelief.

They continued on like this for a moment before you finally yelled at them to sit down for breakfast.

“Y/n did you hear y/s/n’s nightmare? Wasn’t it horrible? We would never do that to you son. I promise. I swear! I would never!”

You sighed as your son nodded and thanked Bambam. “Okay so you had a dream that we sent you to school with miss-matched shoes. I don’t understand why that’s so horrifying.”

They both gasped dramatically at you, food actually falling out of Bam’s mouth in shock.

“You don’t understand how- BUT- Miss. Matched. SHOES. That’s horrifying!! You would look horrible ALL DAY! That’s the worst nightmare EVER!”

You rolled your eyes at them again, not being able to help yourself from giggling at their sheer horror. “I guess everyone has their own version of a nightmare but…Really Bam? A fashion nightmare?”

“That’s the worst kind mama!” Your son chimed in. Bambam nodded in agreement, obviously proud to know his kid would have a good sense of style like he did. All you could do was shake your head. You knew you wouldn’t win this argument.

Originally posted by kunpimuak

Yugyeom: “…So…a purple monster with pink dots on it taped you to a rocket and sent you to the moon?”

Your daughter nodded from where she was in between you on your bed. She had launched herself onto your bed after her nightmare and immediately ripped the blankets off both of you to wrap herself into a blanket burrito.

It was the only way to be safe from the monster apparently…

“He grabbed me from my window and pulled me to a field and taped me to it!! I don’t know how I was breathing, but I was in space and I never saw you or mommy ever again!!”

“sweetie, we’re right here now…” You said to her through the sheets. “And we won’t let anyone take you, okay? Please don’t get too scared.”

“We promise,” Yugyeom chimed in, “monster’s don’t exist and you’re safe as long as you’re with us. I promise.” He kissed your daughter’s forehead and pulled her into a hug.

You smiled at your husband and shook your head slightly. She wasn’t going to listen right now, you’d have to wait until the morning.

“You’ll have to sleep in your bed tomorrow but for now you can sleep with us as long as you promise to give our blankets back okay?”

“No.”

Yugyeom pouted at your daughter, “Pleassseeee?? Your mommy and I are so cold!! We’ll all share the blankets and we’ll all be warm!”

She sniffed and nodded her head. “Okay. But we’re all staying right here until morning. Promise?”

“Promise.” You both said together, and hugged your daughter after getting back under the blankets. You’d talk to her more in the morning.

You just had no idea how to explain that purple monsters didn’t exist…

Originally posted by jypnior

i bought health insurance recently. the only health insurance i can afford just barely qualifies as a plan. like it’s a thing that, when held up next to the legal definition of “health insurance,” checks all the boxes. it can be technically considered insurance on my health. no one could say under oath that i do not have health insurance. 

and that’s the only reason i bought it. they make not having it feel so criminal, so dastardly. they fine you for being uninsured. i didn’t buy health insurance, i’m paying protection fees to the government so they don’t come into my house and take me away in the middle of the night. it’s lamb blood i’m smearing on my apartment door so the angel of death doesn’t wipe out my joke of a savings account. my health insurance is like a document i bought down at the docks from a guy with a code name in a dark alley. 

“you are now david fischer, a 32 year old architect from tempe, arizona. this document will allow you to pass normally, but you must never use it! lest you raise the suspicion of the authorities! for you see, the real david fischer perished in a building collapse 24 years ago. guy had great teeth, it’s how they identified him. also, you’re technically married to a 58 year old woman in flagstaff now.”

normally when you buy things you shop around, you know? i do comparative shopping when i’m buying a damn travel toothbrush. no such luck with something as mundane as the thing that will determine whether or not you’re invisible to doctors. you’re kind of boxed in. weighing the pros and cons of the plans in my price range was like that meme you see online with the triangle that’s like, “pick two” and then the three options are like, “hot, smart, rich.” it was like anticipating the ironic shitty twist a genie’ll try and put on your wish. 

this plan let’s you see a doctor three times a year, but he texts everything you tell him to your ex and current crush. this plan’s only doctor is completely free and provides any service or referral you could want, but he lives on the tallest mountain and is racist. this plan is pretty chill, but they’ll only help you out after you spend a few thousand dollars out-of-pocket first, just to see if you have money i guess? this plan straight up sucks ass, but check out their cute millenial app, it comes with a pedometer! 

i was looking at this plan that offered you like, a box of bandaids delivered to your old work every 10 years or some dumb bullshit and one of their perks was being able to text a doctor at any time. 

which, first of all, no. no real doctor is sitting around looking at their phone like, “i’m glad i went to medical school so this 26 year old could dm me a pic of a mole he thinks is cancer at 2am. really wish there were more doctor related emojis, ‘syringe filled with blood’ is kind of situational.” you just gave smarter child a link to web md.

the worst part is that the plans for the uber rich are on the same market place so you can see all the stuff that could save your life that you could never afford. “ambulance drivers take hidden access tunnels to hospital. we only use blood from gold medal olympians.” i swear on one of the expensive plans one of the things covered was “the secret cure.”

the plan i ended up getting does have some rule about only being able to visit a doctor a certain number of times in a year. i probably have to be careful, i’m sure if i was in the area and i made eye contact with him crossing the street that would count as a visit. i have a dream about him and that’s visit number two. here’s to hoping i never get any less healthy.

anonymous asked:

Do you have a gif of the very first dead-eyed murder-gaze that made you fall in love? That story was so funny and cute and I'd love to see 'the moment' hahaha! He's such an underrated hottie. How does he fly so far under the radar that people even underrate THAT face?! That HAIR?! His body is amazing as well, but I've only ever seen one gif of him wearing only tiny shorts & not covered & I swear the footage only exists because he was getting a massage & couldn't see the camera!

Oh I know exactly which footage you’re talking about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It will be my pleasure, anon, to tell you the story of the Nicklas Bäckström and the first incident of the murder eyes. Please, have a seat.

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Venus & Neptune

This is in relation/extension of this post (not mine)

I really like the idea of planets being the higher octaves of each other, and I think Venus and Neptune are such a perfect example of this relationship.

Venus is about love, but not just of the romantic sense. It’s your love for your hobbies, what you like to wear, what you’re like when you’re happy, in what ways you express a love for an interest. It’s involved in every way you can think to love something, and someone.

Then we have Neptune and it’s illusions. Neptune is a foggy mirror, or low settling mist. It’s the dreams we could swear were real, or the worries and doubts we played in our mind so many times about that one situation. It’s delusional, and passionately idealistic of what it wants to see.

When you think of love, and all it can entail, it seems hard to find a way Neptune couldn’t link. Speaking of love and falling in love, rather than mild like or interest, Neptune is all about the dreams and illusions of it all. Venus is our love, and Neptune is the screen that stops us ever seeing it objectively. Venus is the kiss you lay on your lover’s cheek, and Neptune is the headphones which muffle anyone’s criticism of them.

Neptune is falling in love. When you fall for someone, you see nothing else, and you feel as though they’re the only thing that matters. Do Neptune’s dreamy illusions not sound at home here? When we think of places in our life where we have not seen things in a neutral manner, where we have been deluded, is it not usually about love? 

Emotion and deception go hand in hand. Whilst it’s arguable, I think most people fall in love in a delusional way once or twice or so in their life. Perhaps this is Neptune first experiencing such feelings, and we must learn to refine and tame it. We must learn to have dreams of love, rather than illusions of it. As the higher octave, it is more out of our control and conscious. It seems a good conclusion that the first time we experience love, Neptune masks it all, and our Venus goes into overdrive. Then, as we become more mature, they start to work in harmony to each other and the rest of our charts.

otp fic prompts
  • i had the weirdest dream about you and now i can’t stop imagining what you’d look like naked
  • you’re at the cinema alone and so am i we might as well sit together and i swear i didn’t think there was anyone else in this universe who appreciates this movie like i do 
  • “you’re in my seat this is my seat see i can prove it like it even has my name on it who do you think you are sitting your ass down on MY seat.”
  • i tell my friends i come to the cafe you work at because they have the world’s greatest milkshakes but i love the little notes you leave me scrawled on napkins every time you take my order and you smile at me like the sun from across counter tops
  • we’ve both been arrested and we’re stuck in the same jail cell we won’t be bailed out until morning so you might as well tell me your story
  • we’re stuck on the top of a Ferris Wheel together and i only got on next to you because i really didn’t want to wait for the next go-around ??
  • i’m always running late and you’re always leaving the elevator open for me and i’ve gotta properly thank you for that you’ve saved my ass countless times
  • i hooked up with you at my sister’s wedding 5 years ago and now i’ve gotta track you down because i can’t stop thinking about you
  • you’re always at the university library at 3 am because it’s the only time you can focus hello hi same here
  • some asshole switched our flat numbers so your mail keeps getting delivered to me, sometimes i read it i’m so sorry you get very interesting mail 
  • we watched the fireworks together on new year’s eve even though you’re a complete stranger like i didn’t even get your name ??
Imagine being in a secret relationship with one of your father's knights and being torn when they tell you are going to marry another man.

By the sweet breath of Aphrodite-” he breathed out hoarsely as his lips were kissing yours feverly “-how I’ve missed these lips, my princess.”

You smiled into the kiss as you fisted the fabric of his shirt and pressed him closer to your body, cursing at the dress you were wearing and kept you away from him. You bit down on his lip and you heard him let out a small groan but in the end he chuckled when he heard you giggle.

Have there been no other lips to ravish yours, my warrior?” you asked with a raised eyebrow, as you pulled a few inches away.

Not the way yours do, your majesty.” he said breathlessly as he kissed the exposed part of your neck.

What?” you exclaimed, pushing his away roughly. There were times you didn’t know whether he was being serious or not.

He looked at you for a moment before he burst into laughter, especially at your shocked expression “Oh sweet lord, you’re so cute when you’re angry.”

Hephaestion.” you grumbled, pulling away; more angry with yourself at how you had believed him even for a moment than him laughing at your expression.

My love” he breathed out, getting serious but still having a smile on his face as he took hold of your hands “It is you that my heart longs for, day and night. It is your lips, it is your eyes and it is your warm embrace that I can only dream of. Do not be mad at me, not for something that shall never happen.”

I know it won’t- I just-” you mumbled, looking down but he squeezed your hands.

My princess- Your father and I have traveled the seven seas, I have almost died and come back and yet I never found myself thinking about anything or anyone else but you. You know- and I swear to you, by the power of gods, I would give my life for you. I would rather die rather than let anything else occupy my mind.”

And you have no fear of death?” you frowned, not even wanting to think of what could happen to him if your father found out. Yes, he was his most-trusted knight and had earned his place as the general to his army but that didn’t mean that if your father found out about the two of you he wouldn’t do a thing. If anything, you dreaded to think of what could happen if your father found out his innocent and little (to him at least) daughter was not, well, as innocent as he thought.

I rather fear a lifetime without you, my princess.” he nuzzled his cheek into your palm and you bit your lip, keeping the tears in “If it is meant to be I shall fight for our love. And if it isn’t, well, I will go down for this love with pride and dignity.”

Shut up” you almost choked on a sob, shaking your head “I am not letting you die before me.” you squeezed your eyes shut for a moment “If someone is to die first then it will be me, and I will wait for you on the other side until you come- much much later.”

(Y/n) you know I would never allow-”

But you will. If it comes one day- you will have to.” you pursed your lips, trying to give him a small smile “You-” you choked on a laugh “You can be my Alexander and I will be your Hephaestion.”

If only you had known then that death didn’t necessarily mean your separating. You had expected this to come differently, maybe him in a battle or your father finding out about everything. Not like this… never like this.

“Pleasure to meet you… princess.” his green eyes were focused on you as he held your hand and kissed the top of your palm. They held such an intensity that if the circumstances were any different you would have found yourself attracted to the man grately. But your heart belonged to another and as that you couldn’t care about how handsome the man in front of you was because there was only one thing that defined him.

He was your future husband and the one that would forever keep you away from Hephaestion.

~~~

Couldn’t resist. It’s just been there for more than two effin weeks so there we go. I am between this and the other story where they are both knights. I don’t which one I should turn into a series… Lil help?

anonymous asked:

hiiiii darlign! last time i checked on Tumblr i could SWEAR that your blog was deleted. But, I'm not going to question it . Thanks for coming back/still being here. Are you taking requests ? Its that time of the month & I've been binging Say yes to the dress. Soo i cant help but wonder what it would be like dreaming of laying with niall and discussing the style/kind of wedding he'd want/you'd plan together. He'd probably be all about making your dreams come true. sigh i hurt me.

Hi there! I did leave. Then I came back under a different name. Then I went back to my original name. I have issues. Anyway - here ya go. I haven’t done fluff in AGES. Lol.

Originally posted by jlbwedding

Niall Horan Blurb Request - The Wedding Discussion

Niall came through the bedroom door to find me sitting cross-legged on the floor, knee deep in wedding magazines.

“Babe, whaterya doin’?” He asked, slightly alarmed at the look of utter confusion and frustration on my face.

“Planning a wedding, Niall.” I snapped, the frustration spilling over into my words, making them sharper than I’d intended.

“You look more like yer swimmin’ in magazines than plannin’ a wedding,” he joked with a smile, trying (and failing) to lighten the mood.

“Yes. I see that. Thanks.” I tossed one of the magazines off to the side while digging through to find another one.

“Babe, babe……” Niall walked towards me and held his hand out for me. “Come ‘ere.”

I sighed as I reached up and grabbed his hand, allowing him to pull me up and away from the mountain of wedding magazines towards our bed. He wrapped his arms around me and sent us both tumbling sideways onto the bed. “Ni, what the hell?” I started to sit back up, “I don’t have time for this right now, I have to work on the wedding stuff – our wedding planner is expecting everything in the next few days and I don’t have anything rea-”

“Stop, Syd. Just. Stop.” Niall cut me off mid-rant knowing that I was *thisclose* to hysterics. He pulled me back down towards him, draping his arm over my waist and letting his fingertips rest lightly I’m my backside as I settled back onto the bed with him. “This is supposed to be fun, not stressful. You don’t look like you’re havin’ any fun.”

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The break

Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader.

Warnings: Angsty-ish, swearing.

Summary: Tony Stark has never been known for being the kind of man that shows his feelings as they are; these are usually hidden and you’ve had enough of it and the avenging life he’s been having. Are you done with the relationship as well?


Originally posted by cinziadowney

Dinners at your house hadn’t been this loud since… well, they had never been so loud; your fights usually ended up in a mutual cold shoulder until one of you was strong enough to apologize. But not this particular one. Tony had arrived just a few days ago from a very long mission that had worn him completely. It had been like the third long-ass mission in a row and you were as exasperated as he was.

You were talking normally, trying to get him to say more about his mission rather than hearing over a sob, because you knew the drill and you hated it. Tony was terribly good at hiding shit and letting it out at the most unexpected times. PSTD was a dreadful companion and you hated to see the toll it had on your beloved boyfriend.

“And when am I gonna be your priority, Stark?” You asked, feeling the enraged warmth on your cheeks as your voice started to increase its volume. “When you have to bury me?”

“Don’t be unreasonable, (Y/N).” He rolled his eyes. “You are my priority.”

“Am I?” you nodded your head, “am I really your priority?”

“Of course you fucking are!”

“That’s a funny way of showing it, isn’t it?”

“Well, I can’t be out protecting the world and thinking about you at the same fucking time, goddamit!” Tony yelled, as he pushed aside the plate and made the glass of wine fall onto the cloth, tainting it with the burgundy liquid. You were startled, because you had never seen him reacting like that.

He had been quite on his nerves lately, and even though you didn’t want to push him his buttons, he just reacted terribly with anything you did. Your heart started to beat faster, it was scary to see Tony yelling, and specially yelling at you. Your hands clutched on to the table and your knuckles whitened for the strength of your grip. Tony softened his expression and ran his fingers through his dark hair in exhaustion. He propped his elbows on the table and held his head tightly with his hands. He groaned and quickly looked up; you were still like a scared cat, ready to jump away any time soon.

“I’m sorry, he apologized, sighing heavily and looking up at you again, “I’m just… very stressed out lately and…” he smacked his lips, “I’m sorry baby.”

“Yeah,” your jaw trembled and so did your voice, “and I’m sorry for becoming a burden rather than a girlfriend.” You pushed the chair back and finished your wine with one big sip. You stood up and sighed. “You can leave the dishes there, I’ll think about that tomorrow.” You walked to the stairs and jogged them up quickly.

You closed the door with your back and locked it to have more privacy. You quickly ran to the bathroom to wash our face. The cool water helped you get your mind straight enough to think of what to do next. You texted your mom to have your bedroom ready and to please don’t ask about what happened. You just needed to be away from Tony for a few hours. Once you were out of the bedroom, Tony was waiting for you in the living room; he heard your steps and quickly stood up to see you.

“Going somewhere?” He asked timidly.

“Yeah, I’m going to my mom’s…” you gulped. “I’m gonna stay there.”

“The night?” He cocked an eyebrow. He didn’t know how to apologize properly, but in his voice you could feel how sorry he was for his earlier reaction. “(Y/N), baby?” He asked again, after you still remained silent.

You shook your head lightly and stuttered. “I might stay a bit longer.” He nodded, looking away. You held on to your purse and grabbed the car keys from the table and ran away. Tony didn’t even bother following you; he knew he had fucked up and so he decided to leave you alone for a while, until the waters calmed.

You couldn’t even turn on the radio, because you knew Tony had his music, and honestly, you didn’t want anything to remind you of him; you wanted to be as far away from him as the city could allow, and your mom’s house was always that safe place you went whenever you had a problem. You arrived to your mom’s place, and even though you specifically told her not to ask anything, she still did because that’s what moms do.

“Mom, I really don’t wanna talk about that.” You groaned as she helped you make the bed. “I just—I just don’t wanna talk about it.”

“But tell me,” she pleaded, “you never have a fight so big that you can’t work out in the same night.” She was right, and you hated to admit that. “(Y/N)?”

“Mom, please can I just go to bed and have a nice rest?” You sounded like a teenager, which made her laugh. “I swear to god I’ll tell you in the morning.”

“Honey…”

“Can you not?” You glared at her. “I’m really not in the mood.”

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The Contest-Part 19

To celebrate Supernatural’s 15th season, the producers have decided to hold a contest to cast an unknown in a recurring role as Sam’s rumored love interest.  They are doing open casting calls all over the country.  Your best friend Nikki wants to go and she drags you along.

A/N: My inspiration for Nikki is the one and only Red, AKA@oriona75.  So I am actually telling two stories here, Jared and Readers, and Sam and Gemini’s.  It flips back and forth, so try and keep up! :)

Characters: Jared Padalecki, Reader, Best friend Nikki(OC) Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, Mark Pellegrino, Rory Montgomery (OC), PA Emily (OC) Cliff, Other Supernatural cast and crew

Master List

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

“That’s your brother?” Sam’s surprise was evident.

I wiped a tear from my eye. I’d mourn Leo later, in private. “Crowley said he was a demon and Lucifer’s right-hand man, remember?”

Dean looked extremely annoyed. “Still don’t get why you let him go, Gem.“

“Because Dean, demon or not I know my brother. He is beyond pissed Lucifer didn’t tell him I was Sam’s soulmate. I could hear it in his voice. Sowing the seeds of discord between them could work in our favor.”

“He knew our plan, Gem. Now we can’t do the spell.” Sam commented.

“My brother may be a demon, but he still thinks like a guy, Sam.”

Sam and Dean exchanged puzzled glances. They had no idea where I was going with this. Clueless men!

“Let me explain. Most women have warmer weather clothes and cooler weather clothes. My cooler weather clothes I store away when I don’t need them.” I explained.

I walked into what I assumed was Missouri’s bedroom and opened the large closet. Flicking on the light, I began to dig around. Within a few minutes, I had found what I was looking for. I held up a cream-colored cardigan with several dark, wiry hairs clinging to it.

“Is Missouri African-American?“ I asked. Sam nodded.

“Bingo,” I stated triumphantly.

“Damn She’s good,“ Dean remarked to Sam.

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Liking Newt would include..

Part One

Part Two

Masterlist

-Long stares
•like you’ll look away and then newt could just
stare at you for hours, later when writing, you
stare at him while you sip tea.

-Being so in awe at the creatures
•Newt being in awe at you because you’re so
fascinated with his creatures
•you being the only other person the creatures
trust

-Getting to New York with newt
•Having to lie to the border officer that you’re
dating
•lots of blushing
•from both of you

-Waiting outside for Newt while he’s in the bank
•witch protesters
•magic that makes Mary Lou fall of her box

-Not being able to find newt so you have to apperate
•apperating into the safe
•running right into newt as he’s tickling the
niffler
•"there you are I was getting worried"

-being invited into Tina and queenies home
•being slightly jealous of Tina
•chatting with Jacob
•getting to sleep on the floor because the
boys called the beds
•Newt feeling bad and lets you curl up with
him
•Newt lets you and Jacob finally go
into his briefcase
•you getting to see the baby creatures
again

-Trying to put Pickett back where he belongs
•him not having it and stays put on your
shoulder
•newt being upset because “you stole my
best friend”
•pouting because you’re his best friend

-Jacob asking about you after you fall asleep
next to newt.
•newt petting you hair slightly as he speaks
•"do you like her?“
•"I don’t know..we’ve know each other for
ages”

-helping Tina and queenie makes breakfast.
•"eggs over easy!“

-stealing newts scarf at night when you look for the Demiguise
•"hey what are yo-”
•"Im cold…“
•tina rolling eyes
•even newt rolling eyes but only because the
scarf is fairy puffy on you

-cuddles when you get back to the house
•cocoa
•"I hope I’m not ruining your dreams…”
•"of course you aren’t newt"
•First forehead kiss as goodnight

-Tina handing you and newt in
•you being infuriated at tina
•"do not hurt those creatures I swear"
•spitting in graves’ face

-newt holding your hand when your sentenced
•using Pickett from your pocket to unlock
the cuffs
•getting out of the wizard bank.
•running down the street from wizard cops
to Tina’s home
•shaking that night because you’re nervous
that you won’t be about to go to England
•lots of forehead kisses that night
•also playing with fingers

a/n
don’t forget you can send in requests :) I have two credence ones up for queue

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texts w boyfriend!jaehyun where you’re nervous about meeting his parents but they end up loving you | requested | iM SORRY these are so shOrt but i have no choice but to make these short during weekdays:“)