i swear to god you're trying to kill me

Basically how the Zeref fight is going down.
  • Natsu: *about to kill Zeref and also sacrifice himself*
  • Happy: DON'T DO IT DUDE.
  • Natsu: DUDE I GOT TO DO IT
  • Happy: HELL NAH DUDE ITS GONNA SUCK IF YOU DIE
  • Natsu: BUT I GOTTA-
  • *loud rumbling coming from the distance*
  • Zeref: the fuck is that?
  • *stars from falling from the sky and the earth shakes*
  • Happy: NATSU YOU DID IT NOW.
  • Natsu: SHITHSITHSITSHITSHIT
  • Zeref: No dude seriously what the fuCK is that?
  • *loud roars coming closer*
  • Zeref: SHIT IS THAT ACNOLOGIA
  • Happy: NO DUDE WORSE
  • Lucy: DRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEL
  • Natsu and Zeref: SHIT WHICH ONE DOES SHE WANT
  • Lucy: *grabs Natsu*
  • Lucy: what the fuCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR FAIRYTAIL? HELL FUCKING NAH ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPING EVERYONE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES? YOU STOPPED ERZA AND GRAY AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE? I DON'T THINK SO MISTER "YOU DON'T DIE FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIVE FOR THEM." DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOoOoOood NATSU IF YOU WERENT SO CUTE I SWEAR I WOULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW. WE ARE GOING BACK TO FAIRYTAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WE ARE GONAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN TO KILL ZEREF OKAY? JESUS NATSU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOW DARE YOU. YOUARENEVERRUNNINGOFFWITHOUTPERMISSIONAGAINWHYMUSTYOUALWAYSBESOGUNHOANDRECKLESSYESIKNOWYOUHAVEMATUREDBUTSTILLHOWCANYOUEVENTHINKOFDOINGTHAT-
  • Zeref: oh my god she's terrifying
  • Happy: Yeah I can't believe Natsu wants to marry her.
  • Lucy: *snaps head upward* whAT
  • Natsu: Happy! WHAT THE HELL MAN.
  • Zeref: oh dude ive been there
  • Lucy: you wanna whaT
  • Natsu: Lucy pls-
  • Lucy: YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BUT THEN YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF?
  • Natsu: UH
  • Lucy: I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO.
  • Natsu: wait what-
  • Lucy: *starts shaking Natsu* WERE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A FUCKING WIDOW OR SOMETHING DRAGNEEL? OH MY GOD YOU WERE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE TO MOURN OVER YOU HOLY SHIT HELL NO WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW IM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DIE WHEN WE COULD JUST GET MARRIED *begins dragging him back to the guild*
  • Happy: WAIT FOR ME
  • Zeref: ah damn they left
  • Soldier: sir what do we now?
  • Zeref: hold on the attack for like a week. I can't let my lil bro die a virgin. I'm not thAT evil.
  • Soldier: weren't you about to die a virgin?
  • Zeref: shut uP TRAVIS

pvnisher  asked:

always happy to throw feelings at you. especially about the walking dead. i'm trying to work out a scene where Merle shows up and Daryl is like "bro you're back dude that's fucking rad wait are you still super racist and sexist and homophobic 'cause if so i don't think you will like my new social circle" and Merle is just "baby brother as long as you're happy i don't care if you're rolling with gay strippers and heroin addicts" (but Merle does have a one on one with Rick-

you know, the “I swear to god no law on Earth will keep me from killing you if you hurt Daryl” and Rick’s response of, essentially, “same”). i wanna write Merle with all his bigot tendencies, but maybe toned down a little (he does it for Daryl because, after everything, he’s the only important person in Merle’s life). but then Merle meets Judith for the first time. and Rick learns that she can easily wrap both of the Dixon brothers around her little finger. and i mean, Merle goes complete “uncle who spoils the crap out of his niece (and nephew, to a smaller degree (guess who got Carl into Motörhead?))”. Rick and most of the group finds it sweet but mildly unnerving. Daryl and Michonne think it’s hilarious. (sorry but i’m coming up with this on the fly and i’m having fun, i hope you don’t mind.)

HOW CUTE WOULD THIS FUCKING BE!?

Merle supporting gay!Daryl being in a relationship with bisexual!Rick.

Merle bonding with Carl so he can get to know Daryl’s pseudo-stepson. 

Merle playing with Judith because he sees how much Daryl loves her and he wants to be a part of that.

Daryl happy to see Merle trying.

Rick disquieted but optimistic about Merle trying.

MERLE TRYING.