Gratsu + Domestic Headcanons
Who’s more dominant:
Bruh. They’re equally matched.
Who’s the cuddler:
Natsu. Gray is the one who needs more space but Natsu needs attention and he will literally latch into Gray’s leg and refuse to let go as Gray walks around the house.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
They probably switch, but Natsu is like actually Jake Peralta saying “Who doesn’t like being the little spoon? It makes you feel safe.”
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Sometimes they like to just hang out and not do much. But also, like. Any form of competition ever.
Who uses all the hot water:
Natsu, obviously. Gray doesn’t really care.
Most trivial thing they fight over:
Literally fucking everything. They fight just to fight. But it’s only for-real my-feelings-are-hurt fighting very little of the time.
Who does most of the cleaning:
Gray, but sometimes he gets mad at Natsu for not cleaning so he lets the trash pile up out of spite.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:
Listen. They tried to settle this once and the remote flew out of their hands and broke their TV
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Gray, but only because Natsu will nag him incessantly. Also:
Gray: “Why don’t you just heat it yourself?!”
Natsu: “It’s the principle of the thing, Gray!”
Gray: “Oh, it’s the prINCIPLE,”
Who leaves their stuff around:
Both of them do, but Natsu is worse about it.
Who remembers to buy the milk:
Nobody does. They’re together and busy all the time. They end up going to Costco once a month to stock up bc Natsu eats like a vacuum.
Who remembers anniversaries:
Dude. They compete for who’s gonna do a better job celebrating the coming year. This also goes for Valentines and birthdays.
Who cooks normally:
They’re really bad about actually eating at home. They’re away from home p often and don’t usually have a ton of food in the house so they eat out a lot.
How often do they fight:
I mean, once a day at least. But the real fights where they’re emotionally invested are way less common.
What do they do when they’re away from each other:
“What do you do while I’m gone?”
“Wait for you to get back…”
Nicknames for each other:
I mean they’re canon they’re insults… Gray will pull the “Babe” or “baby” card every once in a while but he’s careful about it because it will either get him sex or a punch in the face and it’s really 50/50.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner:
Gray is more likely to remember his wallet, but they’ve had to dine and dash out of forgetfulness before.
Who steals the covers at night:
Natsu. Gray wouldn’t mind if the boy wasn’t literally a fucking space heater.
What would they get each other for gifts:
A lot of times it’s joke gifts just to piss the other off, but sometimes they get each other something nice and heartfelt and the receiver just starts crying bc it’s just been a LONG DAY OKAY, SHUT UP
Who kissed who first:
Natsu. It was not hot or sensual or anything. He literally just pecked Gray, got super red, started spluttering, and things proceeded from there.
Who made the first move:
They’ve tried to figure this out before, but the problem is even they aren’t sure when they were and weren’t flirting, so you could go all the way back to when they were 13 with this argument and still not have a clue.
Who remembers things:
Gray, more often, but they can both be forgetful.
Who started the relationship:
Gray assumed Natsu didn’t want to date so he actually took longer coming around to the idea of a romantic relationship purely bc he was convinced Natsu didn’t want one. All while Natsu was trying to hint very heavily that he did want one. They’re a mess.
Who cusses more:
They both curse quite a bit, but Natsu has this weird habit of just stringing together random curse words to express his frustration.
What would they do if the other one was hurt:
I mean??? Somebody’s gonna get killed yo
Who is the dirty talker:
They both can dirty talk, but Gray is a little better at it. This is almost purely bc Natsu is already a talker and sometimes he just starts going off topic. One second it’s dicks, the next it’s “the latest Sandra Bullock film” like you cannot win
A head canon:
They’re??? Gay for each other??? They have the most disgustingly domestic arguments sometimes???
“Look at me when you’re talking to me,”
“Don’t walk away when we’re in the middle of a discussion,”
“It’s the principle of the thing,”
“I swear to god you get this habit from your dad,”
“I just feel like you’re always trying to fix something when I’m just trying to talk about how you made me feel,”