i swear to god look how canon they are

Gratsu + Domestic Headcanons

For @ice-bringer , @evilkitten3
, and @gray-x-natsus-matching-hip-scars bc you seriously allll asked for this

Who’s more dominant:
Bruh. They’re equally matched.

Who’s the cuddler:
Natsu. Gray is the one who needs more space but Natsu needs attention and he will literally latch into Gray’s leg and refuse to let go as Gray walks around the house.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
They probably switch, but Natsu is like actually Jake Peralta saying “Who doesn’t like being the little spoon? It makes you feel safe.”

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Sometimes they like to just hang out and not do much. But also, like. Any form of competition ever.

Who uses all the hot water:
Natsu, obviously. Gray doesn’t really care.

Most trivial thing they fight over:
Literally fucking everything. They fight just to fight. But it’s only for-real my-feelings-are-hurt fighting very little of the time.

Who does most of the cleaning:
Gray, but sometimes he gets mad at Natsu for not cleaning so he lets the trash pile up out of spite.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:
Listen. They tried to settle this once and the remote flew out of their hands and broke their TV

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Gray, but only because Natsu will nag him incessantly. Also:
Gray: “Why don’t you just heat it yourself?!”
Natsu: “It’s the principle of the thing, Gray!”
Gray: “Oh, it’s the prINCIPLE,”

Who leaves their stuff around:
Both of them do, but Natsu is worse about it.

Who remembers to buy the milk:
Nobody does. They’re together and busy all the time. They end up going to Costco once a month to stock up bc Natsu eats like a vacuum.

Who remembers anniversaries:
Dude. They compete for who’s gonna do a better job celebrating the coming year. This also goes for Valentines and birthdays.

Who cooks normally:
They’re really bad about actually eating at home. They’re away from home p often and don’t usually have a ton of food in the house so they eat out a lot.

How often do they fight:
I mean, once a day at least. But the real fights where they’re emotionally invested are way less common.

What do they do when they’re away from each other:
“What do you do while I’m gone?”
“Wait for you to get back…”

Nicknames for each other:
I mean they’re canon they’re insults… Gray will pull the “Babe” or “baby” card every once in a while but he’s careful about it because it will either get him sex or a punch in the face and it’s really 50/50.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner:
Gray is more likely to remember his wallet, but they’ve had to dine and dash out of forgetfulness before.

Who steals the covers at night:
Natsu. Gray wouldn’t mind if the boy wasn’t literally a fucking space heater.

What would they get each other for gifts:
A lot of times it’s joke gifts just to piss the other off, but sometimes they get each other something nice and heartfelt and the receiver just starts crying bc it’s just been a LONG DAY OKAY, SHUT UP

Who kissed who first:
Natsu. It was not hot or sensual or anything. He literally just pecked Gray, got super red, started spluttering, and things proceeded from there.

Who made the first move:
They’ve tried to figure this out before, but the problem is even they aren’t sure when they were and weren’t flirting, so you could go all the way back to when they were 13 with this argument and still not have a clue.

Who remembers things:
Gray, more often, but they can both be forgetful.

Who started the relationship:
Gray assumed Natsu didn’t want to date so he actually took longer coming around to the idea of a romantic relationship purely bc he was convinced Natsu didn’t want one. All while Natsu was trying to hint very heavily that he did want one. They’re a mess.

Who cusses more:
They both curse quite a bit, but Natsu has this weird habit of just stringing together random curse words to express his frustration.

What would they do if the other one was hurt:
I mean??? Somebody’s gonna get killed yo

Who is the dirty talker:
They both can dirty talk, but Gray is a little better at it. This is almost purely bc Natsu is already a talker and sometimes he just starts going off topic. One second it’s dicks, the next it’s “the latest Sandra Bullock film” like you cannot win

A head canon:
They’re??? Gay for each other??? They have the most disgustingly domestic arguments sometimes???
“Look at me when you’re talking to me,”
“Don’t walk away when we’re in the middle of a discussion,”
“It’s the principle of the thing,”
“I swear to god you get this habit from your dad,”
“I just feel like you’re always trying to fix something when I’m just trying to talk about how you made me feel,”

older-danvers  asked:

Maggie's most watched youtube videos consists of playlists of soft songs she puts on to help her concentrate with her detective paperwork meanwhile Alex's consists of a mix of ''''science'''' videos such as ' 1000 degrees knife vs canon ball' , punk songs s from her teenage years that now she hear by herself, and lot of gross videos of how to perform a surgery in daunty situations.

ALEX IS SUCH A FREAKING NERD I CAN’T EVEN she subscribe to all those channels who post those videos of like ‘how to make home-made bomb’ and such and she watches them and shouting at the screen ‘they doing it all wrong! you should add the soda after the crystalline salt, GOD!!’ and maggie is looking at her all like ‘Danvers it’s not a soccer game’ and Alex keep eating her chips ‘yeah pour it inside all at once we’ll see what you gonna get you idiot’ and Maggie just go back to her paperwork giggling under her breath ‘nerd’ ok i swear this is canon

Also i imagine when she gets bored she watches the surgery videos and try them herself like in grey’s on some dead body from a DEO mission or something and stinks the whole lab with that dead body (and everyone walking around grumbling and clogging their noses) and she cheers to herself when she makes it right it’s the nerdiest thing ever

~Send me some sanvers headcanons!~

Gif source: (x)

Okay, but can I talk about something here?

Can I please talk about the confused look that Castiel is giving Dean in this gif. And then when it turns to Dean, look at how the light is hitting Dean’s face. Look how stunning he looks. And look at how Castiel’s eyes flick slightly to the right, almost like he’s noticing that too. Dean is almost fricking sparkling and I’m sure Cas has noticed that.

Look at how perfectly they made these few seconds of film. It is perfect.

Kudos to you, guys.

anonymous asked:

GureShin au that sometimes before Shinya and Guren go to one of those boring meeting with the Hiiragis, the printer that they have to use to print out their reports is clogged so Guren has to bend over and try to fix it because Shinya's not able to. It's always because someome put in it with the wrong kind of paper and Guren swears at "whoever the fuck did this shit" everytime. Little does he know it's been Shinya's doing all along as an excuse to stare at Guren's 👌👌 butt the whole time. ;)

I LOVE THIS MEME BECAUSE I END UP GETTING GEMS LIKE THESE FROM YOU GUYS HNNNG
And ohmygod, I can definitely see this happening. 100%.
Like FOR REAL BRUH, just look at how cheeky Shinya is.

Originally posted by fryxe

Originally posted by shinyeahs

It wouldn’t surprise me if he played these kinds of pranks of Guren, who’s completely oblivious of the whole thing… just think of Owaranai Seraph *war flackbacks*

Originally posted by shinyeahs

S  : if that was canon I could die happy
A+: oh my god I love this
A  : I’d tap that hc
A-: very nice, me like
B+: that’d be swell
B  : It sounds nice
B-: sounds decent to me
C+: could be nicer but I still like it
C  : I enjoy the concept but.. eh..
C-: that got a little dark..
D+: wait but.. no..
D  : ok but why just why
D-: no dude
F  :what is wrong with you

Bonus:
X  : ok but now I can’t even post that because it’s basically porn

Send me a headcanon here :3c

HOW MUCH MORE FUCKING EVIDENCE DO I NEED THAT THE ANIMATORS SHIP STINGUE I SWEAR TO GOD

So @liiinaunlimited was downloading some Sting icons this morning and HOLY SHIT IT TURNS OUT THE WINKY MOMENT…PURE ANIME. NO WINK IN FUCKING MANGA. 

LOOK. LOOK.

NO WINK.

I SWEAR TO GOD ANIMATORS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAYYY

Can we talk for a minute about this scene on Marceline Gone Adrift 5

LOOK AT THE THIRD PANEL

Bonnibel is talking with telepathy. She has to choose her thoughts. She’s “getting used to this telepathy thing”. 
Really, look at that third panel.

She was about to say “I’m sorry”.

She was about to say it, but stopped her mind just in time.

And why is it so important to me? Because Bonnie never asks sorry. Less than ever to Marceline. We have been even shown pieces of past to demonstrate this. She never says sorry out loud.

But she does think it. She thinks it a lot. It’s the first thought that came to her mind when she saw Marceline after all this time, after fearing she was dead. Even before “I love you”, she thinks “I’m sorry”.

And “I’m sorry” is stronger than “I love you” if told by Bonnie. She would never say sorry to someone she doesn’t love truly. “I’m sorry” it’s Bonnie’s way to show her love.

I swear to god if this comic doesn’t end in Bubbline I don’t understand shit about how writing and art work. 

morganaskywalker  asked:

There are people tagging a post about those panels with stuff like "how is this ereri?" LMAO! I can already see IF Isayama makes them canon (not gonna happen, sadly), and people swearing to God that it's not what is happening, lol.

The thing is that I’m not even looking at the panels with shipper goggles on, and I can still see how much Levi cares about Eren. I mean, come on. This is a guy who has done almost everything in his power since he met Eren to give him a better life and to teach him how to live without regrets. And then you have Eren who practically hangs onto every word Levi says. God, even in the newest panels, just look at Levi’s face when he talking to Eren. You can fucking see how upset he is that Eren has been put through so much. He even says that he feels sorry for Eren. And gOD BLESS THIS IS THE GUY WHO IS SHIT WITH APOLOGIES AND CAN’T EVER SAY THE RIGHT THING AND HE JUST SPEAKS FROM HIS HEART AND TELLS EREN EXACTLY HOW HE FEELS AND ITS PERFECT AND GAH. Like please, people. Please.

anonymous asked:

Okay so... I'm all about the knee touch, and the covering of the hand. But can we just talk for a second about the way Sarah looks down at Cosima's hand? Like "Wait. She's touching me? This warrants a reaction". I mean, friends/sisters don't react that way to something as simple as a knee touch imo. Being that hyper aware of physical contact seems like more of a thing that lovers do.

yOU MEAN. LIKE THIS.

yEAH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK????????

are you. fucking. I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! I SWEAR WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT IF LIKE, THEY AREN’T GOING TO EXPLORE THE THEME OF “NATURE VS NURTURE” BY WRITING IN A ROMANCE BETWEEN SARAH AND COSIMA LIKE. STOP THIS. i definitely shouldn’t get too excited bc this is like, yenno john and graeme we are talking about plus i would NOT be down with having sarah or cosima shot for real and die that way nOTHANKS

but seriously fucking end me bc holy hell i swear to god this is???? the dumbest shit???? i’ve ever seen????????

and don’t even – actually NO /I/ WILL GET /MYSELF/ STARTED ON THE WAY COSIMA SMILES AT SARAH AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE

LIKE. LOOK AT THESE LITTLE SHITS

STAGE 1!!!! COSIMA’S LIKE “O_O .. :) ??? :)))”

THEN IT’S LIKE!! STAGE 2!!!! FULL OUT LOVESTRUCK GRIN LIKE HOW IS THIS NOT A LOOK OF COMPLETE ADORATION AND AND THIS DUMB ASS MOONY “FUCK I’M SO IN LOVE” KIND OF LOOK

SEE. DUMB ASS!!!! DUMB. ASS!!!!!!!

AND LASTLY, STAGE 3!!!!!!!!!!! THE “OH SHIT SHE SAW ME” STAGE

“JUST LOOK AT YOUR TEA NIEHAUS, JUST LOOK. AT YOUR TEA. PLAY IT COOL. IT’S FINE. YOU’RE JUST SMILING ‘CAUSE YOU FUCKING LOVE CHAI TEA THAT FUCKING MUCH NOT BC YOUR GORGEOUS ASS CRUSH IS BEING AN ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT”


in summary: if anything should become canon, it’s punky monkey. because how tHE FUCK are they not in love. i swear to GOD just look at them okay. LOOK. AT. THEM.

that’s all.