I have created a being from the spliced DNA of Joss Whedon, Aaron Diaz, and John Green, and I swear to god if my demands are not met I will let him write and direct a Dracula film
I have an ex who dumped me for a girl who literally has a restraining order on him. when he dumped me he asked for "one more kiss for the road". immediately after saying we wouldn't work. I swear to god he thinks he's a John green character.