i swear sometimes

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The flickering screens, computer crashes and buggy apps gradually increased in intensity and in number of occurrences per day, and after 3 months I was starting to worry, to the point where I would do anything to spend more time away from the house. Not only were screens glitching out but anything with speakers started acting weird. Strange frequency bursts and static white noise… and I swear sometimes I heard whispering voices… At first I didn’t think much of them, but then I started to listen to them carefully, deciphering what they were saying… I didn’t like what I was hearing. Stuff about someone coming, someone being near, someone wanting to be ‘let out’, or sometimes ‘in’, someone promising me everything, or blaming me for nothing… Now I think back there were two different voices. One was more of a whisper in static, or sometimes a broken childish voice, hitching and bugging out, creaking and giggling. The other was a deep voice which echoed; it was calming and smooth, but something in it sounded hungry and false-hearted. I decided to stop listening again for my sanity’s sake.  

A small paragraph I wrote for an Antisepticeye-Darkiplier idea where Anti and Dark aren’t physical beings but can possess and manipulate anything electrical to their needs. Not sure if it’s a story going anywhere, so if it inspires anyone to develop on it, go ahead. :)

If eyes could talk mine would tell you that I’m feeling you. Sometimes I swear your eyes be telling me the same thing.
—  J. Cole

Not from Into the Light. This time its from the previous installment of Catch your breath, there are no breaks, Into the Woods by @defectivevorta


At least I’m practicing comic work, right?

demolitonheart  asked:


They’re hazel so they actually change color! Most of the times they’re either blue or green!

listen buddy i know who u r bc tumblr wont let me answer yours and specifically only your anons (god know why idk whats up with that) but im only going to say this once

John Stewart is one of the most interesting characters of DC ok?

First of all he has the tragic backstory right? Almost everyone does however what makes his even better is the fact that he isn’t brooding and blaming himself or making poor misguided decisions because of them, he lets them fester on the inside so they hurt him instead of the people around him. He has to live his life everyday with the guilt telling him that it was his fault his sister died, it’s not a personal choice to take the blame it’s something placed on him for the rest of his life. (If that doesn’t pierce your heart you have no soul)

John is a hard worker and very committed to what he believes in/ joins. He is a voice of reason but he’s not a dick about it *cough*. He also defends his friends and isn’t afraid to call out bullshit. 

Just..look at him! One of the fandom’s favorite tropes to give their favs is the whole “i cant find them in a crowd so im going to insult someone bc they will defend the shit out of them” and that is John!!! That’s what he does!!! 

He also has a fun personality despite what others think because they assume that because he’s the voice of reason that he doesn’t enjoy shit but that’s not true. He enjoys joining in on whatever fun things his friends are doing but if they get to doing stupid shit that will get everyone hurt he has hilarious reactions like “tf r u guys doing?!”. Like they aren’t buzzkill moments, they’re funny

He also has some super interesting runs too. As of recently he’s the fucking leader of the corp now and is uniting the glc and the ylc.

You want to know his personality? He is a “If my friends are there hell yeah I’m in!” friend who has “yeah no nvm you do your own thing and I will be over here because that is ridiculous :)” and “okay this- I let you guys do your own thing but now we are almost dead to I’m just going to take over now because what the fuck” moments. Kinda like how the fandom likes to incorrectly perceive batman. HMmmmm 🤔

Ghost Stories (2000) Quotes Starter List
  • “But that’s not the problem. She’s playing video games with the TV off!“ 
  • "OK, I’m sorry. When are you gonna need another dramatic plot point until you decide to whip out that damn ghost book!?”
  • “Now remember kids, just say no… to everything.”
  • “Why don’t you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?" 
  • "When this bitch kicks, I’m movin’ to Vegas.”
  • “This is what I get for skipping PE class… and my Liquid Paper habit…”
  • “Oh, [Name], let’s sing! Jesus loves me- COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS!”
  • “The internet was a blessing from the Lord Jesus”
  • “So, if there’s one gy and four hookers, how many years in prison?”
  • “Holy pre-Parkinson’s Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where’s my Delorean?”
  • “My B.S. Detector’s goin’ DING! I can read. Not well, but I can read! And THOSE! LETTERS! ARE! BACKWARDS!”
  • "And in the movies, this would be the part where I foolishly trust you not to kill me. …And stick my hand in the cage!”
  • “Deadbeat dads are not cool!”
  • “I come from a long line of quasi-lesbian ghost killers! I’m not afraid of your ugly draggy ass!”
  • “Hey, wait a minute…why didn’t you guys bring me any candy? Or flowers? Are you even my friends?? Get out.”
  • “The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! Maybe if they’d pay their fucking phone bill, you could call again!" 
  • "Sure it might be blue now, but soon it will be redder than Republican Texas.”
  • “Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym!”
  • “God, you are the ugliest fucking kids I’ve ever had the misfortune of ever laying my eyes on.”
  • “What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?”
  • “You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!”
  • “[Name]? Aint no [Name] living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull…”
  • "I used a ouija board once to contact a dead hooker I saw on the news”
  • “Verizon…Like Jesus, it never stops working for you.” 
  • “Wake up! Satan is trying to kill us!”
  • “Lord, reveal your salvation, since I am your favorite among these heathens”
  • "There’s nothing to be afraid of [Name]. Monsters only get evil people like republicans, and we’re not old enough to vote!”
  • “Lord forgive me for that satanic ritual!”
  • “Nothing great about it, it’s just like living next to Charlie Sheen”
  • “What does ‘bootylicious’ mean?”
  • “Nice to know a new dealer, yo.”
  • “So I’m nailing this midget when my mom walks in…”
  • “Toss me a coupla pairs of those painties and we’re even”
  • “But are lights and the phone strangely and suddenly going out never a good sign?”
  • “Listen! you flashed me! Remember that!”
  • “Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled”
  • “Get back in here or you’ll get your head chopped off!”
  • “Open your books and turn to page whatever!”
  • “The real problem is that demon that’s pulling a Linda Blair with my cat. I don’t suppose you know any exorcists, or Al Sharpton?”
  • “ I’m still poor and flat-chested.”
(ginny & luna, deleted scene)

Luna: I thought you flew very nicely, given the circumstances. 

Ginny: [side-eyeing] And what circumstances would that be? 

Luna: Oh, I’m quite sure there was a Blibbering Humdinger on the Quidditch pitch.  

Ginny: [laughs] You’re wonderful, you know that? 

Luna: Yes, I believe you’ve mentioned it. 

[OOC: found this in the deep dark depths of my RP folder, left over from when @youvegotenoughnerve​ visited and everything was wonderful, so hey! internet! have some gay shit! @rainbow-tonks for good measure]