i swear sometimes


He’s just worried about your health, McCree.

My part of Art Trade with @blacksmiley-c WE CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP. Same like it came up with HER PART, single picture became a short comic. I had so much fun drawing this, thankkkkkkk you!  ♥

Not from Into the Light. This time its from the previous installment of Catch your breath, there are no breaks, Into the Woods by @defectivevorta


At least I’m practicing comic work, right?

Ghost Stories (2000) Quotes Starter List
  • “But that’s not the problem. She’s playing video games with the TV off!“ 
  • "OK, I’m sorry. When are you gonna need another dramatic plot point until you decide to whip out that damn ghost book!?”
  • “Now remember kids, just say no… to everything.”
  • “Why don’t you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?" 
  • "When this bitch kicks, I’m movin’ to Vegas.”
  • “This is what I get for skipping PE class… and my Liquid Paper habit…”
  • “Oh, [Name], let’s sing! Jesus loves me- COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS!”
  • “The internet was a blessing from the Lord Jesus”
  • “So, if there’s one gy and four hookers, how many years in prison?”
  • “Holy pre-Parkinson’s Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where’s my Delorean?”
  • “My B.S. Detector’s goin’ DING! I can read. Not well, but I can read! And THOSE! LETTERS! ARE! BACKWARDS!”
  • "And in the movies, this would be the part where I foolishly trust you not to kill me. …And stick my hand in the cage!”
  • “Deadbeat dads are not cool!”
  • “I come from a long line of quasi-lesbian ghost killers! I’m not afraid of your ugly draggy ass!”
  • “Hey, wait a minute…why didn’t you guys bring me any candy? Or flowers? Are you even my friends?? Get out.”
  • “The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! Maybe if they’d pay their fucking phone bill, you could call again!" 
  • "Sure it might be blue now, but soon it will be redder than Republican Texas.”
  • “Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym!”
  • “God, you are the ugliest fucking kids I’ve ever had the misfortune of ever laying my eyes on.”
  • “What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?”
  • “You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!”
  • “[Name]? Aint no [Name] living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull…”
  • "I used a ouija board once to contact a dead hooker I saw on the news”
  • “Verizon…Like Jesus, it never stops working for you.” 
  • “Wake up! Satan is trying to kill us!”
  • “Lord, reveal your salvation, since I am your favorite among these heathens”
  • "There’s nothing to be afraid of [Name]. Monsters only get evil people like republicans, and we’re not old enough to vote!”
  • “Lord forgive me for that satanic ritual!”
  • “Nothing great about it, it’s just like living next to Charlie Sheen”
  • “What does ‘bootylicious’ mean?”
  • “Nice to know a new dealer, yo.”
  • “So I’m nailing this midget when my mom walks in…”
  • “Toss me a coupla pairs of those painties and we’re even”
  • “But are lights and the phone strangely and suddenly going out never a good sign?”
  • “Listen! you flashed me! Remember that!”
  • “Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled”
  • “Get back in here or you’ll get your head chopped off!”
  • “Open your books and turn to page whatever!”
  • “The real problem is that demon that’s pulling a Linda Blair with my cat. I don’t suppose you know any exorcists, or Al Sharpton?”
  • “ I’m still poor and flat-chested.”

DEMITRI: i don’t WANT to forget! i want to… i want to have a family and i want to walk in the sunlight and i want to grow old with someone!!

DECIMUS: listen to me, Demi. if you want those things, you can have them. you can have all those things, in time. i assure you, things will get better as long as you try.

DEMITRI: i… don’t really know what you mean exactly, but i guess… i guess i believe you, somehow? but what am i supposed to do about plasma? it just doesn’t feel right drinking from strangers, no matter what mum says…

DECIMUS: well… there is always plasma fruit to take the urge away, otherwise there is always finding someone who willingly lets you drink from them. your mother just does what she thinks is best you, do you know that?

DEMITRI: i know, i know… sorry for being such a whiny baby… do you think you could… maybe… show me some of your cool vampires moves now?