i swear of god i did my best d:

OK, I know this is, once again, pretty random for me to bring up, but, sorry, I really need to gush right now.

For my followers who likely aren’t aware of this, take a look at this character.

This is Damien Bloodmarch from the dating Simulator “Dream Daddy”.

And he is literally the best thing EVER!

I swear to God, I am not exagerating! This man is the greatest thing to ever grace the work of fiction! He easily ranks up with some of my favorite characters in fiction now! Why?

Well, I can’t go into full detail, because if I did, we’d be here all day, but I’ll just draw attention to the thing that made me fall for him hard.

He is SO F*CKING CUTE!!!

It is ridiculous just how unbelievable adorable he is! It shouldn’t be possible! It shouldn’t be legally possible for a grown a** man to be so cute, but it happened! And I never expected it!

I think that’s the best part of it all. No one was expecting this guy to be as amazing as he is. In a way, we almost don’t deserve to have him in our lives. Humanity has not earned the right to have this man exist in our reality. Yet we do.

God really loves us.

I want every human being that owns a computer to play Dream Daddy just so they could experience and see for themselves why Damien is the greatest thing to ever grace this planet.

I want this man to exist in real life so I can marry him ASAP!