i swear i wonder how many times this will be reposted

@yuriplisetsky is a size queen

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

2,900 words

“What are you talking about?”

“Your Twitter? Your thread that spends about ten tweets waxing poetry about the size of my dick? Everyone’s talking about it, the fans are going crazy, I had Victor ringing me up half an hour ago to ask if it was true and if I really had deflowered Russia’s Fairy like that, and I just – what the hell were you thinking, Yuri?”

In which Yuri gets drunk and Tweets some things he probably shouldn’t have.

AO3 link

So @94mercy made this post that headcanoned that Yuri gets drunk one night and talks about the size of Otabek’s dick on social media, and I immediately knew I had to write it. Otherwise known as me just wanting to join in with all the hung!Otabek content that’s been coming out of this fandom in recent weeks. 

(Also tagging @daddybek because that’s where this all started back in February)

They’ve been dating for a few months when it happens.

Yuri goes round to Mila’s for a few drinks after practice one day, and they steadily make their way through a bottle of vodka, laughing and talking about their respective partners. The music is loud and Yuri feels all loose and giggly as he reaches for his phone, taking selfies and documenting their escapades on Snapchat. He’s never been this drunk before, so drunk he’s not even sure what order his memories from the last few hours go in, so drunk that he can barely stand, so drunk that the room is spinning.

He sits down and opens Twitter, starting to type. He doesn’t even think about what he’s Tweeting, just starts a thread and keeps on going until he gets it all off his chest. Mila is grabbing at his hands and pulling him up so they can dance together again, and Yuri’s phone lies on the couch, forgotten.

So he doesn’t see what he’s done until morning.

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The Harlequin Formula || Peter Parker x Reader

You all know about those short novella like romance novels published under the name Harlequin, right? Well, there’s also many manga artists who often transcribe the written text into a graphic novel form that I just adore reading!

So reading Harlequin comics is like one of the things I do for like, guilty pleasure and stuff because those kinds of comics is super pandering to young women (like me). Sure, a lot of the times the romance seems forced and unlikely to happen, but let me tell you, I read a Harlequin comic last night and the fact that it had a strong heroine who wasn’t afraid of the main love interest AND could read him like a book-

I was hooked.

So this whole story is inspired by the whole “harlequin formula” usually seen in those types of stories and how the ‘reader character’ tries to break them in hopes of finding a genuine type of love.

I hope you readers will enjoy this story ;w; .

warnings: none

word count: 3,300+

**don’t repost/plagiarize this story! Reblogs are fine!


When you were younger, you often filled your romantic daydreams with Harlequin novels. You didn’t know what true love felt like and often read these short novellas in order to get a glimpse of how love worked.

It was through these short stories that you learned the following things:

Love is when a demure woman falls for a powerful man.

The powerful man is often a multi-billionaire of some sort who comes off as cold and aloof, but is innately missing something all the same.

And whatever he was missing would always be love, to which the leading lady would offer him almost unconditionally, regardless of how cruel he was to her.

After the end of these novels, you would find yourself with tears in your eyes at just how wonderful the love story was. “That’s what true love has to be about, finding love in unexpected places while following your man to the ends of the earth.”

Each time you would finish a story, you would sigh and fall back against your twin bed, your hair fanning out beneath your head as you clutched the novel to your chest before softly murmuring (as if hoping that the more times you said it, then it would likely come true), “I honestly can’t wait to fall in love.”


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I’ll Take the Blame

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warning: Swearing, Heartbreak. Sorry not sorry.

A/N: I posted this before but Tumblr eat it and I’m too entirely salty to even try finding it. So I’m reposting it.

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“If you leave now,” you tried to stare him down “you’ll never see him again.” your voice shook losing all stance behind the threat.

“I can’t do this.” He was breathless staring at you.

"Please.” You plea.

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I walked in front of Jae at the filming set!

People say, good things happen to those who… make ENG SUBS without expecting anything on return?…lol just kidding.

Okay, first of all I always say it is not that I have “good luck” but more that I am VERY stubborn and persistent when I really want something, and this is true for everything in my life, not only fandom related stuff.

But alright, I have to admit sometimes a little bit of luck does come handy! as it was the case today ^^

Friday, August 4th, 2017

I had decided to stay at home today, because the whole week I had things to do outside and with this freaking heat it is a painful thing for me! I HATE hot weather, I hate humidity, I hate sweating, I hate feeling gross, so I was convinced nothing would make me leave my air conditioned room today!

But then there was Jae like “OHAI I’M FILMING NEXT TO YOUR UNI”

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here’s the big ask post, which could have easily been avoided if i checked my messages more than once every two weeks like i said i would last time, yet here we are

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J.J. Abrams’ audio commentary for the 3D-Collector’s Edition of Star Wars The Force Awakens: Revised Edition post

So, my copy of the Collectors Edition of TFA was mailed to me on Friday. It’s not actually supposed to come out here until Monday but I had it pre-ordered and thanks to CDON.COM’s early shipment, I got it a little sooner. It’s a 3-disc set that contains the film’s original theatrical release on Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray + there’s an additional third disc for the bonus material. Although most of the bonus features have already been released in some format previously. The set looks like this:

The most interesting new feature on it though is J.J. Abrams’ audio commentary, that I just finished watching and I wanted to share some things the director commented on it. It wasn’t really all that spoilery about things to come. But, there were some very intriguing things, that he said, that could possibly have some significanse to the discussion about the direction of Rey’s and Kylo’s journey. So now, I’m just going to go through the movie again and write down some things, that he had to say about it. Edit. This actually ended up being quite a long post. And by long I mean really long. So be prepared, you have been warned :)

Second Edit. And now this post is about to get even longer :D So, I knew all you lovely Reylo people would love this stuff and thats’s why I posted it :) Believe me, I was a very happy girl on Friday, when I checked my mailbox and realised that I had already received my copy of the movie. I’m lucky to live in Northern Europe, because the boxset comes out here earlier than in most places. I think, that in many places it won’t come out until mid-November.

I’m reposting this thing, because I just realised, that I had accidentally deleted some parts of it, when I was editing it and adding the part about Poe living in the original version of the script. It’s just little something that J.J. was saying about Finn and Poe and Finn and Rey and their bonds as friends.

I also want to add, that this post doesn’t obviously contain Abrams’ entire commentary, because it’s really long. So, I ended up editing it and only posting the best bits. Although, I might later do another post about fun facts and other little things, that J.J. had to say about making this movie. But, rest assured, that I didn’t leave out any important information concerning our main characters. I feel like, I have to make this thing clear, because even though I only tagged it as Reylo, I know, that there are people out there, who don’t like what I’m implying in this post. So, I swear, that I didn’t edit out anything relevant. If J.J. had, for example, been saying that FinnRey is basically canon, I would have included it in my original post. I have nothing against FinnRey. Both are lovely characters and actors. It’s just that I don’t like to watch fluffy romances in fictional movies. I prefer angst, tribulation, redemption, forgiveness and larger-than-life love stories. And so that’s why Reylo is my jam :) But hell, maybe we’re all wrong in our speculations and Rey ends up with BB-8. Doesn’t matter really, it’s all just fun and games ;)

There are some edits in the middle of J.J. comments, but again, they didn’t contain anything all that important. J.J. himself says right at the beginning of the movie, that he “hates doing these kinds of commentaries because while there are a million stories and all sorts of details, as the movie’s playing I want to keep talking about the different moments, moment to moment, but I also have larger, equally boring thoughts, and so I apologise to you as well, in advance, because I just know this is going to be a number of different topics and stories and they might seem jumbled and unrelated and…Welcome to my brain. I can’t turn it off.” So, basically I just edited out some stuff that didn’t really have anything to do with the scenes he was commenting on or were just comments about which camera they used or who was operating it, which shots were reshots done in such and such a place and time etc.

If you choose to not believe me, you are free to get yourself your own copy of this Collector’s Edition and check it up by yourself. So, there’s no point in bitching me about it. Anyway, it’s a great looking boxset with a 3D-image on the cover. You don’t actually need a 3D-television to access the commentary, because it’s on the ordinary Blu-ray disc of the movie. I also have the steelbook Blu-ray version of it, but for whatever reason, I noticed that the image quality is much better on this new Blu-ray disc.

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Allison's NCIS Fanfic Must-Read List

Every person has a unique taste when it comes to the fanfiction they enjoy. Here are some of my favorites, listed according to length. It’s not an exhaustive list, but it includes most of the fics that I reread on a regular basis. It’s more heavy on the longer, multichapter fanfics.


  • The Remnants of Somalia Series by AliyahNCIS: Ziva is finally home. But it is a different Ziva who has come back to them. She is fragile and broken and has forgotten how to be alive.
  • Hoping for Happiness by jaelke421: Tiva romance. Chronicles their transition from friends to something more. Departs canon after Child’s Play. Warning: Mention of rape and torture. Adult sexual situations.
  • Treading Water by Mechabeira: “You can still swim, can’t you? You’re going to have to tow her in, DiNozzo. We aren’t going to let her just tread water." 
  • The Orchid Thief by madame.alexandra: An AU of the crossover persuasion. A heartbreaking crime is perpetrated on Leroy Jethro Gibbs’ daughter, leaving her with a broken childhood. SVU Detective Jennifer Shepard, fractured in her own right, vows to piece Kelly’s life back. JIBBS, uniquely.
  • Foundling by Mechabeira: He wasn’t really sure how he’d gotten there.
  • Salam by born30: Tag to 11.02 PPF; Ziva-centric; eventually Tiva. It has been two months since Ziva David left her old life behind for a journey of repentance as an aid worker in the Dohuk region of Iraq. Unlike many of her fellow volunteers, she loves most when the work is hard. When it is hard, repenting is easy. But will it ever be enough to bring her peace?
  • Landslide by jelenamichel: The death of a probationary agent in the winter of 2015 links back to a case Ziva, Tony and McGee worked on their own after quitting NCIS in the summer of 2013. The story jumps back and forth between the two timelines, focusing on the changes in Ziva and Tony’s relationship and the devil that Ziva can never seem to get off her back. T/Z relationship, angst and casefic. Out of canon
  • Never Like This by fractured-fairytail06: With just a few words, life as Tony and Ziva knew it ended. Now they have a choice: stick together and run for it, or die trying. TIVA Semi-AU, set immediately before the effects of Aliyah.
  • Famiglia by jelenamichel: When DiNozzo Senior’s health takes a hit Tony finds out about long-kept secrets and lies. His life begins to change as his two families collide, and he battles with who he wants to be versus the man he seems destined to become. DiNozzo family and T/Z.
  • When It All Comes Down by FS-13: Things are not always as they seem. But when an apparent reality destroys a person, whether or not it is “real” doesn’t matter. When an assignment forces Tony to fake his death, Ziva must learn to live without him—something she’s not sure she can do—Tiva—
  • A Step Closer by Anonymous033: Ziva struggles with her return from Somalia, while Tony struggles with trying to help her. A story about love, recovery, and moving on from past demons. Ziva-centric fic told from Tony’s perspective, with team chapters and Tiva-related themes. High T for swearing, mature topics, and semi-graphic descriptions. 
  • Hips by bellesexual: Tony DiNozzo is a 25 year old homicide detective in Baltimore. Ziva David is the girl dancing at his best friend’s bachelor party. There’s a spark. He becomes intrigued. It ends up in something neither of them expected. “When I dance for people, my hips tell them a story. But they only hear the parts that they want to. That is no fault of mine.” Tony/Ziva AU.
  • The Flavor of the Wind by LittleSammy: "Henna-painted leafs grew up her toes, wrapping themselves around her ankles, and for a second he wondered how far up her leg the decoration went.” AU.
  • Save Us by angel-death-dealer: She’s been gone for fourteen months. Kept prisoner by people who should have loved her. But now she’s back, and she needs protection, and she’s not alone. Tony/Ziva Abby/McGee
  • First Night by lennoxcontrary: His agents come to him at night, looking for answers. If only he had some.
  • Smoke in the Wind by tigerlily25: In the aftermath of Aliyah, Tony and the team cope with Ziva’s assumed betrayal and abandonment, but not everything is as it seems. What they find will unravel a web of secrets spanning the globe. Eventually Tony/Ziva.
  • Tides of Turmoil by Saysomething117: Post-Aliyah. When Ziva finds herself in a hospital with no recollection of who she is, she must struggle to uncover the past in order to determine her future. Eventual Tiva.
  • Life, in Shades of Purple by 1Styx and Stones1: “On the day Tony turns five, he comes to live in a house with a wrap-around porch and a big, leafy rhododendron bush and a soccer goal right in the front yard.” AU. Eventual Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs.
  • A Quiet Defiance by indiaga: Post-Aliyah Tiva angsty-ness. There is a difference between being rescued and being saved, and, as the dust settles, the team wonders whether what they’ve done will ever be enough.
  • Dawn by girleffect: Perhaps you’ve been living in twilight all this time/ Tony, Ziva, one very special little girl
  • Blood Sacrifice by lunarcaterpillar: Tony and Ziva are stranded after an undercover op goes bad. Tiva.
  • Defensive Wounds by rebecca-in-blue: "He knows so many things she doesn’t want her to team to find out.“ When the team discovers that a suspect has a history with Ziva, they try to help her through it.
  • Achayot by born30: Their mother, raised on the myths of the Ancient Jews, clung steadfastly to one vision in particular, divined before her marriage, that prophesied her bearing two girls, daughters, achayot. AU; Ziva-centric; Tali alive; established Tiva.
  • Restraint by quotelation: An old friend of Tony’s gives Tony and Ziva a gift, and it puts Ziva on edge. Established T/Z and some adult content—but you may wish to keep in mind that this is more of a Ziva story than anything else.
  • Far into the Yellow Wood by wildpeace: If you could change one thing to spare someone pain, would you? Metro Detective Anthony DiNozzo meets Israeli Prima Ballerina Ziva David, and nothing is ever the same again.
  • Gehenna by DrawMeASheep: Aliyah post-ep in two parts, Ziva-centric, dealing with torture of both the physical and self-inflicted kind.
  • Jerusalem Bells by dress without sleeves: Picks up after Aliyah. The aftermath of the season finale. // “Please,” Tony whispers in the car on the way to the hospital, but she doesn’t open her eyes. “Ziva. Please.”
  • Hell and High Water by rebecca-in-blue: ”How is it possible to heal even the worst wounds?” Ziva went through hell in Somalia, but now she’s washing it away. My take on how she got over her captivity so fast.
  • Hope is the Thing with Feathers by brightblue: She is thousands of miles away from those who would beg her to live. Filling in the gaps between Aliyah and Truth or Consequences for both Tony and Ziva. Major spoilers for those episodes. Tiva, of course.
  • Endings, and Perhaps by indiaga: Post-Aliyah. Tony gets the call, and makes the choice. Sometimes there are no happy endings, and what then? REPOSTED because there was a problem with it the last TWO times. Can anyone explain what is happening? *cries*

IN-PROGRESS (as of May 2015):

  • A Village Life by Mechabeira: "You don’t quit family.” He kissed her cheek. “Goodnight.” A sequel to “Foundling.” AU (T/Z)
  • Fog by jae-vous: They tell her that her name is Ziva.
  • Remember My Blood by ttalis: They met in a place of transition, where old and new lived side by side, the past enclaved by the present. A whisper fell from her lips, “Tali.” / This is completely AU.
  • Mishapacha by cameronsarah: Ziva thought Tali died in the bombing as a child, but when a wild, angry and broken young woman shows up on American soil many years later, could she be the sister Ziva thought was lost? And can Ziva reconnect with her sister after so much distance has been put between them?


Here is the link to the 31-day Fanfic Recommendation Challenge that I completed

Yona ch.131 spoilers

Akatsuki no Yona chapter 131 “The king of carnage” summary with pics

Please don’t repost/reuse my scans and translations without permission. Tumblr reblog is fine.

Do not use the raws or translations for scanlations and don’t upload them on other websites. If you need watermark-less images to make graphics, send me an ask (not on anon) and I’ll give you a link - you can only request 3 images per chapter.

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Utapri Maji Love Live 5th Stage 2016-01-17 Day 2 Report - Part 1: Flower Displays and Drop Boxes

I’m going to split this in parts as it’ll be too long in one post.
This report as you might expect will mostly be focused on Shoutan, I will cover the other Seiyuus of course though!

Again, just like my Haruchika report this is VERY personal, I apologise for this.

*Please do not repost my photos!*

I arrived at the venue with @maenothanks a couple of hours early to buy some goods that she didn’t manage get on 15th, but the goods sold out so fast, we left the queue and headed to the arena entrance.

They had so many Flower Displays! They’re all so pretty and beautiful!
They kept bringing more and more out. These were free for the public to view even if you didn’t have a concert ticket ^^

This one was for Ai-chan and Shoutan (*^-^*)

I loved this one for Ai-chan, I really wish I could have it haha

Syo’s ones are so beautiful too!

Look at his hats!! (≧∇≦)they’re so cute 

Otoya’s guitar~ ^^


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Dear Markiplier

I know I have written many letters before, but this one is really important to me.

I’m trying to write this with shaky hands, my heart going all fast and tears in my eyes. Why? Well, first because i’m always really anxious when it comes to this kind of stuff…and second that i’m nervous to say this.

I’ll put this under a “Keep Reading”, because it’s kind of long.

(Mark if you get the chance to read this, click on the”Keep Reading” if you have time!)

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