i swear i don't know what's happening

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

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When they don't finish the fic

Me: ahh I NEED TO READ A FIC! Oh this one looks good!

(5 hours and 34 chapters later)

Me: Oh my god this is AWES- it’s unfinished…when’s the next chap- NO

Last updated: January 2010

Me: oh just FUCK OFF! WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! they didn’t kiss yet?! THEY DIDN’T EVEN KISS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS TRANSGRESSION AGAINST ME I HATE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENED! Never mind I will never read fanfic again! I swear ao3 you are dead to me.

(2 minutes later)

Me: oh this fic looks interesting…

Hogwarts Houses Playing Uno
  • for anon
  • Gryffindor: is very expressive and the first to break out and start yelling. "You know full well I don't have that colour Linda!"
  • Slytherin: keeps track of who has what cards mentally, and fumes silently if they are brought down by pure luck. "No, I had no idea that you were out of red, I swear!"
  • Ravenclaw: strategises and has a hypothetical plan, but tends to abandon it halfway through and play as things happen. "What? No, that's not what was supposed to happen. How could you!?"
  • Hufflepuff: that one nice person that gives people a break once or twice a game, but they will want to play again and again until they win. "I'm not going to be that merciful next time, Zeke. You're lucky I like you."
Taehyung "declaring" to Jungkook
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> Kookie, I gotta tell you something
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I like you
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Yeah, I kinda knew that-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I didn't finish yet. The thing is that Jiminie likes you too, and I know you know that
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> What's your point, TaeTae?
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> I lost on rock-paper-scissors to Jimin, so I had to come here and ask you to chose one of us
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay, I guess... you?
  • <b> Taehyung, looking really offended:</b> Are you saying you don't like Jimin? Are you blind?
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Okay, I choose Jimin then
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> No way, if you and Jimin start dating both of you won't have time for me anymore
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Hyung what are you-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> WE COULD DATE THE THREE OF US
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Hyung I swear to God-
  • <b> Jimin:</b> It's a good idea though
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Since when-
  • <b> Taehyung:</b> Right Jiminie? Okay, now we're all in a relationship
  • <b> Jungkook:</b> Wait a minute-
  • <b> Jimin:</b> LET'S GO ON A DATE
  • <b> Taehyung, grabbing Jimin by the hand:</b> HELL YEAH
  • <b> Jungkook, watching them walking away:</b> What the fuck just happened
Percy, Carter, Jason & Magnus Playing Uno
  • Percy: Is very expressive and the first to break out and start yelling. "You know full well I don't have that colour Carter!"
  • Carter: Keeps track of who has what cards mentally, and fumes silently if they are brought down by pure luck. "No, I had no idea that you were out of red, I swear!"
  • Jason: Strategises and has a hypothetical plan, but tends to abandon it halfway through and play as things happen. "What? No, that's not what was supposed to happen. How could you!?"
  • Magnus: That one nice person that gives people a break once or twice a game, but they will want to play again and again until they win. "I'm not going to be that merciful next time, Jason. You're lucky I like you."
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: is yuzuru okay??? is he eating?? staying hydrated??? healthy???? i swear to god if he announces an injury after worlds i will,,,,,,implode???? what about shoma the Loco Child he says he's not going to add 4S but you never know with him??? i hope he's happy and lands his 4L and whatever happens i will love and cherish him....nathan??? is he ok?? pls don't injure yourself you're the only good thing in this shitstorm of a country don't break yourself and do your best at worlds!!!! and what abt boyangman i wish the best for him and his 5 quads (oh god) and i hope he does well and places high enough to do the ##iconic cowboyang program...i am not prepared we're all going to die oh my goodn

For Rebelcaptain Appreciation Week day one writing prompt: Family

I’m not really a writer, but the rebelcaptain appreciation week apparently drove me kinda bonkers and made me write a drabble at just over 340 words for the prompt “family”. I’m sorry in advance.

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Zuko looked stunned and tender and his eyes flicked down to her lips and Katara didn’t know how it happened, how it was possible that his neck would bend and his mouth would meet hers so softly.

Sketch for ShamelessLiar’s Simple Misunderstanding.

anonymous asked:

If we ever get a confession from Dean to Cas do you think it would be emotional (for them but also for us as the audience) - I'm not expecting a huge "I love you", typical romantic film line about "it's always been you". I also don't want it to be a life or death situation, like one of ten is dying so it's just said. If it were to happen I would like it to be angsty but with some sweetness after. I don't know what brought this on lmao

Hello my lovely Anon!

What a great question - forgive the overly long wait for a reply - and what brought it on was some bout of inspiration or other because I fucking love it, so thank you! :D

And oh we are getting that confession. It’s not a question of if anymore, it’s a question of when and how. If they don’t give us this moment I swear I will eat my hat. (you don’t own a hat) If they don’t give us this moment I swear I will go out and buy the most expensive hat I can find and proceed to eat it. 

As for the how… I can only speculate, mind.

*rubs hands together* *because destiel speculation* 


As in mirroring a scene that’s come before, one that we know and love, and one that would be serviced by being put into a new context.

For example: I feel Dean made a huge, big, terrible mistake in 12x12 when he couldn’t bring himself to tell Cas that he loved him back. Or even offer Cas a brief “We love you… I love you”, that could’ve been a brolove moment, right? I mean, I’m glad he didn’t, obviously, because Cas didn’t actually die, so if Dean had said “I love you” that would’ve completely taken away from when he says it for the first time and means it from the very deepest heart of him. After nine years of buildup I think they’ll make hella sure this moment fits the characters and the narrative to a goddamn T! 

But that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a huge, big, terrible mistake to not give Cas back that proclamation of love. So I feel this moment could very well be mirrored in a moment in S13 that rectifies this huge mistake. They’re in peril -> Dean confesses his love -> they survive -> what the fuck did you just even say to me? And then there’s slow fallout a la mixtape scene and yeah, shit just got real here, and the romance is ramped up because Cas is still unsure what Dean meant and he’s too unsure to ask Dean what he meant and there’s growing tension and… I could go on and on, but I shall not.

Originally posted by mishacolins

Out of the Blue

Well. Here’s the thing: however they choose to utilise the plot strands they’ve got dangling all around, I feel I’ll-eat-my-new-and-overpriced-hat-for-lunch certain that they will focus the Destiel love story moving into S13. That means upping the romance, contextualising it completely, weaving those strands into the surface narrative and leaving no doubt that these two men are in love and want to be together. 

And I have no doubt in my mind that, and I’ll say it again, after nine years of bloody buildup they’ll want to make this moment explosive, but perhaps they’ll still keep it low-key and romantic as all fuck. Perhaps they’ll do one of those scenarios where we would never ever expect either of them to say it, and then BOOM it’s there, it’s said, and it’s the cliffhanger into the next episode or shit happens that then separate them or suddenly there’s a lightning storm and Lucifer appears and takes Jack and there’s distraction and immediate need for action and those words are just left there between them and… you know, drama drama drama. It’s how they usually do, no?

Originally posted by deanandimpala

First Kiss

I mean, personally, I like this scenario the most, perhaps because Dean is a man of action and it feels right that he wouldn’t just say “I love you”, but rather he’d no longer be able to stop himself from kissing Cas. Like “I fucking LOVE you and it’s time you knew it” type moment. 

For that matter, I can see Cas kissing Dean because Cas needs to go for what he wants and it’s possible he might lead the way, or at least initiate, taking Dean completely by surprise. Or not. 

I mean, the lead-up to the moment could be the tension between them building and building until they both know exactly what they want and they just smash together because it’s undeniable to both of them and they can’t stop themselves for another seconnnnnnd.

I like the thought of flirtation and lots of it before the kiss, whatever shape the kiss takes. 

I like the thought of a slow build of a “canon” love story (though I maintain that Destiel has always been canon because subtext is part of the text and integral to it, but leaving that now as canon here simply means Obvious To The Casual Viewer) where we get the entire nine previous seasons of the Destiel joint journey condensed and focused as though it was an Entirely New Concept, given to us in a three act structure over the course of S13-14. Presented to us through obvious callbacks - that will more or less make it plain that THIS WAS ALWAYS THERE CASUAL VIEWERS - but that will allow the Casual Viewer to adjust and accept and get on fucking board.

Then the first kiss moment would be riding on the season’s undeniable UST and the clear need in these two to be together, and the moment would either be confrontational and passionate or it would be slow and intimate and timid, but whichever way they go with it I believe it would absolutely happen end of S13 or be pushed to midseason S14 depending on how long they intend to go on with the show etc etc et al

Given how protective and in tune with these characters Jensen and Misha have been throughout this show and how incredibly seriously they take their characters’ respective journeys I have such enormous hope and trust that they’re going to give us something spectacular. 

I can’t wait!!

Originally posted by godshipsit

Also, I expect to be a bawling, quivering, overemotional mess of feels once this happens. There will be copious amounts of tissues needed. For hours afterwards, I think. Happy tears of joy joy, but tears and tears none the less. And, you know, my neighbours will call the police because all the intermittent screaming will convince them someone’s being murdered in my flat. Screaming and screaming of glee, but screaming none the less. :)


  • <p> <b>Marzia:</b> A friend of mine wants to know if we could babysit his kid for the weekend.<p/><b>Felix:</b> Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a big responsibility. What do we know about children?<p/><b>Jack:</b> I'm leaving. Bag?<p/><b>Felix:</b> *Hands Jack his backpack*<p/><b>Felix:</b> I swear, you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on tight. [To Marzia] I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. [To Jack] Hey, where's your jacket? It's cold outside!<p/><b>Jack:</b> Forgot it.<p/><b>Felix:</b> Here, take mine. [To Marzia] Kids are a lot of work.<p/></p>
Vampire Diaries {Sentence Starters}
  • "Your hair's different; I like it."
  • "I know that you can't change who you are, but you don't belong here anymore."
  • "I shouldn't have come home."
  • "The rest of the world has moved on. You should try, too."
  • "Today will be different. It has to be."
  • "They follow you. You can't escape them - as much as you want to."
  • "I will smile, and it will be believable."
  • "For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now."
  • "I need you to be afraid of me. I need you to run like hell, do you understand me?!"
  • "Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"
  • "Why did you come back after all this time? Why now?"
  • "I'll be downstairs. Drinking."
  • "I know it's late, but I needed to know if you're okay."
  • "I'm not going to give up on you. I believe in you."
  • "Not in the mood! Today's been a no-good, very-bad day."
  • "You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?"
  • "Why would you risk it? Why would you come here?"
  • "Don't embarrass me, young man!"
  • "I don't hurt people. I don't do that."
  • "If you're just gonna mock me, could you move along, please?"
  • "Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?"
  • "Hey! If you want to forget it happened, fine. But I can't."
  • "I can't tell you what to do. But coming back here was a mistake."
  • "Let go of me before I cause a scene."
  • "You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you."
  • "Yes. You're a complete nuisance."
  • "I have so many emotions, but I don't have any way to express them."
  • "You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again."
  • "Indulge me for a little while, please?"
  • "Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age."
  • "What do you know about werewolves?"
  • "I know I'm the last person you wanna see right now, but I need you to come with me."
  • "You were running from something. What was it?"
  • "I've no secrets. Only dirty shame."

I’m fucking angry!
I’m angry at this SL, I’m angry at this break up. I’m angry that the witch hasn’t taken any responsibility, I’m angry that ED keeps trying to make her out to be a saint when she definitely is not. I’m angry that Adam will suddenly become best mate of the year while trying to shut Robert out. I’m angry that Vic is so baby obsessed she can’t see her own brother falling apart until it happens, (it’s like she cares more about the woman who played a massive part in breaking her brother and best mate up more than anything else just because it’s a baby.) I’m angry at the lack of interest Diane has in Robert. I’m angry that as soon as Chas and Liv return, they’ll be on Robert’s back and treating him like shit (which will probably result in the rest of the Dingle’s getting involved) I’m angry that Paddy will probably jump on the band wagon as well. (I wouldn’t of minded so much had they been there when it first came out.) I’m angry that Robert will most probably get kicked out of the mill when Aaron returns. I’m angry that no one is questioning the paternity of this baby. (Apart from Robert. Which was probably a fly away comment to never be mentioned again.) I’m angry that the witch has clearly been trying to get Robert From the second she stepped off that helicopter, (what were her words? “I didn’t think you’d be quite so taken.” Or something along those lines.) I’m angry that ED continually shove the witch in scenes with Robert (at this point, it’s almost like it’s just for laughs, it’s that ridiculous!) I’m fucking angry at Emmerdale for throwing this shit storm of a SL in our faces when they could of chosen a much better route to go down. I’m angry that Robert doesn’t ever seem to get his own SL. (Seriously, he deserves more than anyone to have a centric SL.) I’m angry that I can’t see a reunion happening anytime soon. I’m angry that I’m in so deep I couldn’t give Robron up If I tried. All in all I’m fucking angry (basically anytime I think of this crap) because of a cheap, overused SL that never ever should of even made it on paper in the first place.

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2
  • "Are we really just friends, then?"
  • "Do you want me to leave?"
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "I swear it won't happen again."
  • "What did you say?"
  • "I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"
  • "Why are you smiling so much today?"
  • "You're jealous, aren't you?"
  • "They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."
  • "When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."
  • "I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."
  • "Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."
  • "We can't keep doing this."
  • "I don't want to be your secret, anymore."
  • "I have the right to know what's going on!"
  • "The police are coming."
  • "I might have had a few shots."
  • "Are you sure this is legal?"
  • "Isn't this amazing?"
  • "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
  • "I don't need your sympathy."
  • "I'll miss you when you leave."
  • "You have to believe me."
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "You shouldn't love me."
  • "Stay the night. Please."
  • "You can't die. Please don't die."
  • "Run away with me."
  • "It's about the baby. It's yours."
  • "I wish this could last forever, don't you?"
  • ❤: the morning after.
  • ♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.
  • ✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.
  • ▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.
  • ▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.
  • ★: our muses go stargazing.
  • ✌: our muses spending christmas together.
  • ☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.
  • ✿: my muse gives yours a gift.
  • ☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.
  • ♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.
  • ➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.
  • ☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.
  • ☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.
  • 💍: our muse's wedding day.
  • [text]: What do you want now?
  • [text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?
  • [text]: Goodnight, I love you.
  • [text]: This is why you're my best friend.
  • [text]: Help, I'm lost.
  • [text]: Do you want to bet on that?
  • [text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.
  • [text]: Guess who just got back in town.
  • [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.
  • [text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • [text]: We're breaking up.
  • [text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!
  • [text]: Come on, come to the party!
  • [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
  • [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
  • [text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.
  • [text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.
  • [text]: I call bullshit.
  • [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?
  • [text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.