i swear i don't know what i'm doing anymore

Sugar Pine 7 crew as things I've said while Drunk
  • Steven: "Everybody stop trying to pick up the broken glass! Why am I the mom friend in this group? I can't even take care of my self! James put on a shirt!"
  • Cib: "Ok, but what if, what if, we robbed a bank with silly string and 26 stink bombs? We could do it, I know it."
  • James: "Oh I totally know a guy for everything. C4? I've got a guy. Rare comic Books? I've got a guy. Cheap vibrators? I've got a guy."
  • Parker: "Oh god, I'm dead. This is what death feels like. I'm literally dead right now."
  • Autumn: "I'm glad I'm losing my hearing, that way I don't have to hear your crazy plans anymore."
  • Andrew Dickbagel: "I swear to god everyone here has called me by the wrong name at least once tonight."
  • Jeremy: "Now I'm not saying I know where to hide a body, but I am saying I have a compact shovel in my car and a decent knowledge of the local forest."
an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2
  • ( SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )
  • "Are we really just friends, then?"
  • "Do you want me to leave?"
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "I swear it won't happen again."
  • "What did you say?"
  • "I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"
  • "Why are you smiling so much today?"
  • "You're jealous, aren't you?"
  • "They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."
  • "When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."
  • "I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."
  • "Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."
  • "We can't keep doing this."
  • "I don't want to be your secret, anymore."
  • "I have the right to know what's going on!"
  • "The police are coming."
  • "I might have had a few shots."
  • "Are you sure this is legal?"
  • "Isn't this amazing?"
  • "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
  • "I don't need your sympathy."
  • "I'll miss you when you leave."
  • "You have to believe me."
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "You shouldn't love me."
  • "Stay the night. Please."
  • "You can't die. Please don't die."
  • "Run away with me."
  • "It's about the baby. It's yours."
  • "I wish this could last forever, don't you?"
  • ( SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE/AU ABOUT OUR MUSES. )
  • ❤: the morning after.
  • ♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.
  • ✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.
  • ▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.
  • ▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.
  • ★: our muses go stargazing.
  • ✌: our muses spending christmas together.
  • ☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.
  • ✿: my muse gives yours a gift.
  • ☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.
  • ♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.
  • ➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.
  • ☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.
  • ☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.
  • 💍: our muse's wedding day.
  • ( SEND ME A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )
  • [text]: What do you want now?
  • [text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?
  • [text]: Goodnight, I love you.
  • [text]: This is why you're my best friend.
  • [text]: Help, I'm lost.
  • [text]: Do you want to bet on that?
  • [text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.
  • [text]: Guess who just got back in town.
  • [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.
  • [text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • [text]: We're breaking up.
  • [text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!
  • [text]: Come on, come to the party!
  • [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
  • [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
  • [text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.
  • [text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.
  • [text]: I call bullshit.
  • [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?
  • [text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.
Sent to Another Dimension starters
  • "...Ugh... Where am I...?"
  • "What- where am I?!"
  • "WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"
  • "What happened? How did I-?"
  • "Who are you? Do you live in this place?"
  • "Please help me... I'm not from this world!"
  • "Hey, don't I recognize you from somewhere?"
  • "Don't look at me like I'm crazy! I swear to you, I don't belong in this world!"
  • "You guys do things really differently here..."
  • "Tell me about this world."
  • "(NAME)... I've a feeling we're not in (BLANK) anymore."
  • "You'll help me get home? You mean it?"
  • "Um... Are you okay over there?"
  • "You sure look really strange, stranger!"
  • "What's this you're saying about another dimension?"
  • "Quit paddling on about this nonsense!"
  • "I should take you to a hospital, I think you've gone and hurt your head."
  • "So... Are you some kind of "Extra-Dimensional"?"
  • "Tell me about your world. You know, the one you came from."
  • "Okay, I guess I'll help you out. But only because I pity you!"

You’re all going to think I’m exaggerating but just hearing Aaron Tveit singing in any of Les Mis is enough to make me cry. Literal tears have rolled down my face as soon as Enj’s part in One Day More starts, I swear to god I’m that extra. I keep thinking I’m over it but then ABC Cafe plays and I’m crying and I can’t help it

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Three):
  • "No one's hunting you."
  • "She's really smart, she just does it out of hate."
  • "All I'm thinking about is broccoli, cauliflower, and sex."
  • "Please try to like not do that."
  • "I'd like to retire and start doing walking pub tours instead."
  • "If that's your best parenting then put your kids up for adoption."
  • "I didn't lie, I told the truth as I knew it, but now I know the truth differently."
  • "What were you thinking promising to return my book to me tomorrow?"
  • "I'm gonna put this ladder on the trampoline."
  • "That's hurtful to my feelings and therefore I judge it as immoral."
  • "Are you saying I'm not a hipster?"
  • "Can I have a sign that that was a sign?"
  • "I hope I never have to live without you."
  • "Uh-oh, I think I might be killing someone today."
  • "Is bug spray okay?"
  • "Put that in your sovereignty and smoke it."
  • "You can just say 'yeah thanks—no'."
  • "Can you predict my behavior?"
  • "I'll deal with this person later, I know where she lives."
  • "IF the dead have feelings."
  • "You're still lazy and you're still stupid—no offense."
  • "We're all immoral when we tell our children Santa is real."
  • "It's almost not tomorrow anymore."
  • "Dogs don't lie to you, they have an innocence about them."
  • "Today may be your last day to have sex, eat a doughnut, drive fast..."
  • "The love and cherish things are a little iffy."
  • "Don't need condom."
  • "You will not leave."
  • "Jackasses are still people?"
  • "I swear to you I'm awake today."
  • "Can you promise to love someone?"
  • "You know what smarter creatures are doing right now? Stealing my car."
  • "Maybe we messed up our feelings."
How are you?
  • Jungkook: *flexing* I'm great~ *muscles rip through shirt*
  • Taehyung: gosh I'm supercalafragilisticespialidocious!!
  • Jimin: no, no, how are you?(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • Namjoon: how are any of us? deep down inside? how are are we all really? ... i just don't know sometimes...
  • Hoseok: I'M!! FANTASTIC!!! THANKS!!! *grabs Jimin and screams for an hour*
  • Yoongi: *sighs loudly for 5 minutes* yeah, I'm good.
  • Seokjin: oh I'm fine, I mean I'm a little hungry and no one fucking listens to me even though I'm the oldest and have you met my band mates it's like looking after 5 kids and an old man but I still try, i try my fucking hardest i haven't slept in 3 years do you even understand how hard single parenting is i swear to god - but I'm great :)
James Blunt {Sentence Starters}
  • "It seems easier just to run away."
  • "These are the words that I wish I'd said to you."
  • "Just take a breath for your own sake."
  • "I've been lucky. Guess I was born that way."
  • "How come you don't want to see me?"
  • "I want to know what love is, but it seems to come with so much pain."
  • "It seems you only want the things that you can't have."
  • "Behind the smile you're hiding all the things I know you want to say."
  • "I hope that you’ll stay the night."
  • "I want you more than I ever wanted- than I ever needed- anyone I ever knew."
  • "Is it ever gonna stop? Will they ever let you go?"
  • "Close your eyes and they'll all be gone."
  • "I know you want to know what's right, but I know it's so hard for you to do that."
  • "How come you've gone and left me alone?"
  • "No matter what I say or do, the message isn't getting through."
  • "No one's got much to say in this town."
  • "I really want you to really want me."
  • "Here I swear, forever is just a minute to me."
  • "I'll be the first to say I'm sorry, the first to say I'm stupid."
  • "And I see no bravery in your eyes anymore."
  • "Do you see the world through troubled eyes?"
  • "But don't go tearing your life apart!"
  • "How long you gonna leave me here standing?"
  • "Did I disappoint you or let you down?"
  • "If time is all I have, I'll waste it all on you."
  • "I am here for you, if you'd only care."
  • "Oh God it hurt, the moment that I saw you with someone else."
  • "And I love you, I swear that's true."
  • "You're beautiful. You're beautiful."
  • "Let's get into all kinds of trouble!"
  • "And I don't know what to do, 'cause I'll never be with you."
  • "I'm not supposed to be the one who's lonely."
HTGAWM masterlist of prompts and starters.
  • { SEND A NAME FOR A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES }
  • Annalise Keating: your/my muse accusing your/my muse of cheating
  • Wes Gibbons: our muses are laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and your/my muse tells your/my muse about something dark in their past
  • Sam Keating: your/my muse tells your/my muse that they are pregnant
  • Rebecca Sutter: your/my muse tries to get your/my muse to do drugs just to "try" it
  • Laurel Castillo: our muses want to continue their relationship but know they can't because your/my muse is in a relationship with someone already
  • Michaela Pratt: our muses are mean't to get married soon, but your/my muse gets cold feet, two weeks before the actual wedding
  • Nate Lahey: our muses are doing something reckless, and once they get caught, your/my muse takes the fall for it
  • Connor Walsh: your/my muse have been having sex with your/my muse for a while, but after rekindling their relationship again, your/my muse wants to get tested before they decide to sleep with them again
  • Asher Millstone: our muses aren't getting along but your/my muse initiates a kiss that shocks your/my muse
  • Oliver Hampton: your/my muse is intoxicated and your/my muse is carrying them to bed, and your/my muse confesses everything they feel towards them
  • Frank Delfino: your/my muse confesses about something they once hid or denied to your/my muse
  • Bonnie Winterbottom: your/my muse tries to deny their affection towards your/my muse which leads to them calling your/my muse out about it all
  • Hannah Keating: our muses are together for the holiday with family, and your/my muse's sister/brother/mother/father isn't approving of your/my muse
  • { SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION }
  • "So shut up and sit down, and stop acting like a little bitch baby."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body."
  • "Shut up!"
  • "You're not gonna trust me, that's just not in your nature. But you can stop worrying because and you might have forgotten this, but I'm your only option here. Without me, you'll go to prison."
  • "I don't do boyfriends."
  • "I bet you did - killing her, you enjoyed it. Didn't you?"
  • "You really think I’m that desperate? That you can buy me some takeout and bat your eyes and I’ll get down on my knees like some sad twink."
  • "You love me, and you wanna have my babies. I know."
  • "You call it crazy, I call it winning."
  • "I don't kiss and tell."
  • "Like I'd ever wanna screw you!"
  • "Why don’t we do something normal for once? - that is not sex like have breakfast or do the crosswords or whatever it is that actual couples - do."
  • "Or, you´re a classist elitist who thinks everyone who didn´t go to an Ivy is beneath you?"
  • "See what happens when you use your brain instead of your penis?"
  • "You hurt my feelings… a lot. And I know I should be used to it now, because everyone here makes fun of me all the time, but you didn’t, and then you were mean to me for no reason."
  • “I lied…I tried to help him."
  • "Whatever you say to the police, can and will be misconstrued to support the prosecution. So when in doubt, shut your mouth."
  • "Who the hell is she?"
  • "You ruined our lives, don't you get that? I was supposed to be getting married and I'm not anymore."
  • "So you're going to tell the truth. Every horrible secret about that night that you haven't told anyone. Or I swear to God, I will personally destroy you."
  • "Please don't punish him for my own error."
  • "Do you know who anyone really is?"
  • "He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice."
  • "You forgot his name and he’s still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?"
  • "What sucks is, he doesn’t know that. That you’re just leading him on. Letting him believe he has a shot with you."
  • "You know you can't tell anyone about this. This never happened. You understand?"
  • "I'm just saying I can't stop thinking about last night."
  • "Do you think it could not happen one more time?"
  • "I could really use a drink.. Or ten."
  • "I just want to do this the right way."
  • "That thing I feel in your pants is telling me a different story."
  • "I'm totally making.. making it worse.. Forgive me."
  • “I don’t love her anymore. I love you.”
  • “And how many guys has your penis touched since then?”
  • “Just because I’m upset doesn’t mean I need you to comfort me. I’m fine.”
  • "You didn't use to drink.."
  • “You liked watching her die because that’s the piece of garbage you are.”
  • “I wiped your ass and I’ll call you anything I want.”
  • “Don’t tell me you’re still into her.”
  • “Your holed up in this bed like the Queen of Sheeba”
  • “What if I was wrong about him this whole time?”
  • “I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
  • "I.. I just feel like something's wrong and you're not saying anything."
  • "She can screw us all."
  • “I don’t love you, I made my decision. Please leave.”
  • “We got our secrets.”
  • "He's bad for you. You know that. He's trying to control you."
  • "Ever since I met you, I've been acting crazy."
  • "I'm the only friend you have, according to what you've been telling me over and over again."
  • "I'm done acting like some trashed-out druggie whore. That may be fine for you, but my parents raised me better."
  • "I was just trying to make you feel better."
  • "I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it."
  • { SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXT MESSAGES FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION }
  • [text]: He doesn’t love me. But here’s the thing: I love me.
  • [text]: Just because my facial hair is not exactly as luscious as yours does not mean I can’t still kick your ass!
  • [text]: I don't trust anyone anyone in my life except you.
  • [text]: She’s a lesbian that’s in love with you complicated or?
  • [text]: Are you a man or not?!
  • [text]: Don't tell me what I can and can't do.
  • [text]: Wednesday… Dinner, you and me. And the faster you type, the faster you get your reward.
  • [text]: We need to talk.
  • [text]: He did something to my ass that made my eyes water.
  • [text]: You lie to yourself that’s how you do it. You lie.
  • [text]: No God should forgive me,for all the bad things that I’ve done.
  • [text]: See, you're not the only one who knows how to use sex to get information.
  • [text]: You hurt people before they can hurt you.
  • [text]: You're not seriously thinking about sex right now?
  • [text]: You need someone great.
  • [text]: Your hacker boy at home?? Tell him I need his help.
  • [text]: Incest is the best put your brother to the test.
  • [text]: You’re all he talks about.
  • [text]: Say what you need to say to my face.
  • [text]: This thing that happened to me is why I am the way I am!
  • [text]: No one wants to be on the receiving end of that.
  • [text]: Call me if you get lonely.
  • [text]: We’ll stow you in the basement and you won’t like it.
  • [text]: I do like him and I want to get laid by him…
  • [text]: Would you have sex with her?
  • [text]: You're a drug addict, who cheated on me with some stranger and how many other guys has your penis touched since then?
  • [text]: Oh honey, I can’t do all the work for you.
  • [text]: You won’t be the first person in the world disappointed by your father.
  • [text]: Wow, someone have daddy issues?
  • [text]: Wait, you're gay?
  • [text]: I have no idea what you're talking about! I don't need this right now.
  • [text]: Tell me what happened and I can help you fix it.
  • [text]: Okay, if you don't want to deal with it anymore, but you have to tell me what's going on.
  • [text]: Just say the word, and I'll take care of it.
  • [text]: You know her, right?
  • [text]: Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…
  • [text]: I'm a jerk.
  • [text]: He didn't stand a chance in there.
  • [text]: Maybe she drowned her.
  • [text]: That's what I've been trying to tell you.. I'm not going to.
  • [text]: I've been a good boy for so long, now I just want to do something bad.
  • [text]: Spit it out, psycho.

i also donut know what to think of this and i still want a donut

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