i suspect nothing good

What I wish I knew in High School:

Adult here. Write this down. If you have a weird hobby and your parents have said that you should quit because it’s not “marketable,” consider that there are real people, some of whom I know personally, with the following jobs that make real cash money:

Science writer (me)
Cosplay and prop maker
Stuffed animal designer
Dog artist
Political activist for LGBTQ rights
Political activist for affordable housing
Music licenser
Fan video mixer
Bone cleaner
Sports photographer
Digital hat maker

rpbattleman  asked:

Naegi and Hinata swap places as the protagonists of their respective games.

A/N Remember when I switched Naegi and Nagito?

Togami and Twogami switch

Protagonist in the Wrong Game

“The culprit is obvious enough.” Togami proudly claimed as he then pointed his finger at a certain someone. “Tell them, Hinata!”

“Not your slave, Togami.” Hinata grimaced, not taking any of his lazy bullshit.

“How d-dare you talk back to m-master like that!” Fukawa stammered at him accusingly. “A-Apologize to him right this instant!”

“For someone with a persecution complex and low self-esteem issues, you’re abnormally too defensive for this guy who doesn’t need it.” Hinata casually pointed out.

“I’ve got an idea! I know who the culprit is!” Hagakure cheerfully yelled in between the dispute. “Okay, so hear me out. What if it’s–”

“If you say aliens one more time then I am cutting you off right now.” Hinata said testily as he narrowed his eyes at him.

“Uh, guys?” Asahina timidly squeaked. “If you haven’t noticed yet, we haven’t made any progress in the case whatsoever.”

“That’s because aside from Kirigiri and me, everyone here doesn’t even bother to thoroughly check the crime scene like they’re supposed to.” Hinata audaciously complained. “Seriously. Stop relying on us too much and start doing some actual investigating more.”

“While I agree that there is merit to your words, let’s put this petty squabble aside for now.” Kirigiri commented evenly and then nodded to him. “Hinata, if you would. Please summarize what we know so far.”

“Must I do everyhting around here?” Hinata let out a dragging sigh.

This was going to be another long class trial full of problematic people.

“Fine. You’re all lucky I’m here to save your asses.”

Meanwhile, in another class trial…

“Hey! Whoever the murderer is come clean now! Seriously, I don’t want to die!” Souda wailed miserably as he then glared at someone. “It was probably you, wasn’t it!”

“No, it wasn’t me.” Naegi calmly replied, already used to being framed as the culprit right after Nagito’s name gets cleared. He sighed and then looked at them with determination. “Everyone, I think we should calm down first. Nothing good will come out of suspecting others.”

“I am inclined to agree with Naegi.” Sonia seconded although she was a bit more nervous than him. “We haven’t discussed anything yet. It’s still to early to point fingers.”

“That’s not exactly what I meant but I appreciate your voice of support.” Naegi gratefully smiled at her and then redirected his attention to the whole class or rather, to those who were left of the class. “We shouldn’t be doubting each other like this.”

“Why the hell not?” Kuzuryuu refuted as he crossed his arms in disagreement. “There’s a fucking dead body here. Don’t tell me nobody did it. I ain’t trusting any of you.”

“No, you’ve got that wrong.” Naegi firmly objected. “It’s precisely because we’re in this situattion that we should trust each other more.”

“Huh? You lost me there.” Akane said as she scratched her head in confusion. “Are you saying that we should trust a murderer?”

“I’m saying that we should trust each other.” Naegi corrected. “I believe that everyone here are good people. we were just forced into this by Monokuma!”

“Hey! I didn’t force anyone!” Monokuma angrily shouted and then blushed in embarrassment as he sweetly said, “I just motivated you guys!”

“Precisely. All of this is Monokuma’s faullt.” He built up on his argument. “It’s true that one of us killed someone but it’s not like they really wanted to. That’s why until we figure out who it is this time, I want to believe in everyone.”

“I agree with Naegi.” Nanami backed him up. “If we just doubt each other right from the start then we won’t be able to move forward together.”

“Thank you, Nanami. I’m glad someone understands.” He smiled gratefully to her.

“Ahahaha!” Komaeda’s laughter burst forth as he then fervently spoke, “Amazing! You’re shining brightly with hope as always! I truly am lucky to be here with someone as hopeful as you. You who never give in to despair. You who continue to inspire hope in others. You who just might have the SHSL Hope as your talent!”

“Uhh, thanks I guess, Komaeda?” Naegi awkwardly scratched his head. He’s still not used to Komaeda’s fanaticism over hope but he had to put that aside for now. “Anyways, let’s put all suspicions aside for now.”

If they wanted to survive this then they better start trusting each other.

“I want everyone to believe in each other just as much as I believe in all of you.”

The two protagonists continued to struggle with trials of their own and unbeknownst to them that they were in the wrong class.

anonymous asked:

How come all of you are both hot as hell or adorable as fuck? I suspect sorcery, and good genes, mostly sorcery.

Thanks love, nothing but a bit of grooming is all I do -G

It must be all this dynamite im packing. Y’know, the explosions get pretty hot. It must have rubbed off on me. -M 

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe its being a hardened criminal. -L

Theatrical Movie Reviews of 2014 (updated 7/11)
★★★☆☆ The Legend of Hercules I liked it. I LIKED IT!
★★★☆☆ The Suspect Fun, fast action. Nothing fresh or special but good.
★★★★☆ Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow Self discovery story NOT about white 20something straight pretty people.
★★★☆☆ The Past So slow. So sad. So French.
★★☆☆☆ Reasonable Doubt Bad people make bad choices and suffer consequences.
★★☆☆☆ Ride Along Extra star because Laurence Fishburne is always awesome. ★★☆☆☆ The Nut Job You know what… It’s watchable. Not too much cringing. ★☆☆☆☆ I, Frankenstein No one asked for or deserved this. ★★★☆☆ Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit Chris Pine wins me over and portrays a very likable agent character. ★★☆☆☆ About Last Night I think these movies try to be offensive to real people in real relationships. ★★☆☆☆ Endless Love Reeeaaaallly annoying. ★★★☆☆ Non-Stop Thrilling yes, but only worth one view. ★★★☆☆ Gloria An intriguing week-in-the-life-of piece. A+ realistic. ★★★★☆ Labor Day I’m uncomfortable with how much I ended up liking this movie. ★★☆☆☆ Pompeii The one character that truly deserves to live? He doesn’t live. ★★☆☆☆ 12 O'Clock Boys Great subject matter, super disappointing execution. ★★☆☆☆ That Awkward Moment Gross. You’re better than this Michael B. Jordan. ★★★☆☆ At Middleton A fun look at one strange afternoon. ★★★☆☆ The Monuments Men Charming though disappointing. Points for lovable cast. ★★★★★ The LEGO Movie AWESOME! ★★☆☆☆ Vampire Academy Offensively bad. ★☆☆☆☆ Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage Trying to be so bad that it’s good but it doesn’t work. ★☆☆☆☆ Cavemen So fucking offensive. I want to forget this movie exists. ★★★☆☆ Welcome to the Jungle
Not exactly a cinematic masterpiece but still entertaining. ★☆☆☆☆ Winter’s Tale Great for bad movie night with friends! Prime for drinking games. ★★★☆☆ Hasee Toh Phasee Likable characters, great emotional moments, cute romcom. ★★☆☆☆ Someone Marry Barry Shallow Hal, Hottie and the Nottie, this. Non-convential female lead. ★★★☆☆ RoboCop Personally I like the remake switching the moral/empathy theme. ★★★★☆ Highway Great character driven piece. More Alia Bhatt please! ★★★☆☆ Date and Switch Not perfect but on the right track. More queer stories like this please! ★★☆☆☆ The Attorney Difficult to follow. I wanted more court room and less side story. ★★☆☆☆ Three Days to Kill Sloppy, disconnected, feels like three movies trying to be one. ★★★★★ The Wind Rises English dub a little odd and distracting but the film itself is so freakin good. ★★☆☆☆ The Bag Man Forgettable and uninteresting. Suspense isn’t worth a second viewing. ★★★★☆ Mr. Peabody and Sherman Adorable. Lots of heart. ★★★★★ The Grand Budepest Hotel A few weird things but very very very close to perfection. ★★★☆☆ Divergent Very enjoyable. Worth seeing multiple times. Woodley rocks. ★★☆☆☆ Muppets Most Wanted So hard to get through. Cameos are fun, though. Nothing else is. ★★★☆☆ Cesar Chavez Suffers from bad pacing, not from great acting. ★★☆☆☆ The Single Moms Club Good intentions miss the mark, consistent Tyler Perry style. ★★☆☆☆ Noah Noah is a total fucking asshole. Yes Noah, God does hates you. ★★★★★ Captain America: The Winter Soldier Great action movie, great hero movie, great spy movie, GREAT! ★★★★★ Under the Skin Captivating and unique. Start to finish masterpiece. ★★☆☆☆ Rio 2 Worse than I was anticipating. Great for children, like Planes or Nut Job. ★★★☆☆ The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Thoroughly enjoyable despite being kind of a mess. ★★★☆☆ Transcendence Disappointing, muddled message, good concept, bad delivery. ★★★☆☆ Fading Gigolo 90s charm, proud of dir/wri John Turturro. ★★☆☆☆ The Other Woman Cute if you like to watch women be really bad people. ★★☆☆☆ God’s Not Dead Pointless, racist, reminds me of “heterophobia" films. ★☆☆☆☆ Brick Mansions Can’t remember the last time I wanted to leave so badly. ★★★★☆ Neighbors But note it is not for the younger audience it’s advertise for. ★☆☆☆☆ Legend of Oz: Dorothy’s Return Just happy these old comedians are getting work! ★★☆☆☆ Devil’s Knot Only worth the 5 minutes of Kevin Durand and Dane Dehaan. ★★☆☆☆ Mom’s Night Out
Recommend this to your parents if they’re not into Godzilla or dick jokes. ★★★★☆ Belle
Emotional, quick paced, captivating. ★★★★☆ Godzilla Holy god fucking shit what just I don’t even omg epic yes. ★★★★★ Chef A+ cast, great story telling, what’s not to love? Eat first! ★★★☆☆ Million Dollar Arm See for Suraj Sharma (Life of Pi), Madhur Mittal (Slumdog Millioniare) ★★★★☆ X-Men: Days of Future Past I’m not as pleased as everyone else but it’s still a darn good movie. ★☆☆☆☆ The Angriest Man in Brooklyn More roles like this for Peter Dinklage please! Only good part of movie. ★★★☆☆ Palo Alto Not patronizing like most angsty teen flicks. Was pleasantly surprised. ★★☆☆☆ Blended
Better of the recent Adam Sandler flicks by far. Lots of laughs and cameos. ★★★☆☆ Maleficent Cool adaptation. Much better than expected. A little long and dull in parts.
★★★★★ Snowpiercer  This is the kind of great movie I didn’t think people were making anymore. ★★☆☆☆ A Million Ways to Die in the West
Way more offensive than I thought it would be & that’s saying something.

★★☆☆☆ Heaven is For Real
Eeehhhhhhhhhhh. Margo Martindale was tragically underused. ★★★☆☆ Hornet’s Nest
Finally a documentary I liked this year. Bring tissues.

★★★☆☆ The Fault in Our Stars
Didn’t read the book, enjoyed movie, but isn’t that rewatchable IMO.

★★★★☆ The Edge of Tomorrow
Weirdly advertised, so much better than it looks. Funny and thrilling. ★★★★☆ The Immigrant
Characters you love to hate. Everyone is so frustrating. In a good way.

★★★★★ How to Train Your Dragon 2
Exceeded expectations. Happy tears. Sad tears. ALL THE TEARS!

★★★☆☆ 22 Jump Street
My face hurts from laughing. Doesn’t have same charm as 21 but great.
★★★★☆ The Rover
Violent, raw, captivating, suspenseful.

★★☆☆☆ Jersey Boys
Uggghhh. So disappointed!!! Only good if you really like the music.

★★★☆☆ Tammy
Advertised all wrong. Is a great generation story for women. Enjoyable. ★★★★★ Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Y'know how Rise had 2 epic moments? This has like 43.