i suppose someone could steal this

Here's what happened II
  • *Otayuri in Russia*
  • Yuri: Okay where do you want to sit?
  • Beka: I don't care you pick...
  • Yuri: UGH Beka come on your visiting at least choose something!
  • Beka: Okay *points* over there.
  • Yuri: See that wasn't so hard!
  • *later*
  • Yuri: Didn't you have a new mix or something you wanted to play for me?
  • Beka: Oh yeah here let me pull it up on my phone!
  • Yuri: UGH! I forgot my earbuds...
  • Beka: Don't worry I have mine~
  • *later*
  • Viktor: Ahhh where could our little boy be???
  • Yuuri: Viktor we are supposed to be grocery shopping. I doubt Yurio wants to see us anyways he left in kind of a rush...
  • Viktor: Did you see how he was dressed?! No cat print, so fancy, our son is with someone and we have to find out who!!!
  • Yuuri: Okay just because he dressed up nicely for one doesn't mean-
  • Yuuri: Whaaaaaat??? No way... See look I think it's Otabek...
  • Yuuri: Ugh we have been over this a million times we KNOW Otabek. He would NEVER hurt Yurio. Awe they look so cute together...
  • Yuuri: Better idea!!! Why don't we just casually walk by and act real suprised to see them and you don't try and kill Otabek! Mmmkay?
  • Viktor: They are really close together....
  • Yuuri: Viktor!
  • Viktor: Fine...
  • *Viktuuri casually walks by Otayuri who don't notice them*
  • *Beka panics and and stands up*
  • Yuri: What the hell are you idiots doing here?
  • Yuuri: Oh we were just in the neighborhood and decided to say hi! Hey Otabek no need to look like a deer in the headlights~
  • Yuri: Ugh can you two leave??? We were kind of in the middle of something...
  • Yuuri: Of course! We'll let you guys finish this d- this little outing of yours~
  • Yuuri: This was supposed to be casual Viktor. You gave me a heart attack when you yelled at them...

Originally posted by 85milk


“Everyone’s leaving for the weekend,” Seungcheol promised, a hint of a smirk in his voice, “it’ll be just us here. This way, you don’t have to kick out your roommate and piss her off even more.”

“How considerate,” you teased with a grin, “fine. I’ll be over tomorrow night after class. Between now and then, either make the guys clean up or do it yourself. I still have the scar from tripping over Chan’s bag and landing on Hansol’s wand.”

“He’s still not over that,” Seungcheol laughed, “even though you got him that new one. But, if it makes you feel better, I’ll clean everything. And, yes, that includes the shower.”

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Growing Together

An unexpected guest arrives in Skyhold, reawakening memories, awakening insecurities, and making quite a turmoil in the Inquisitor’s life.

PART I/ II (Part II here)

Cullen Rutherford X Demetra Trevelyan

“This is ridiculous.” Demetra murmured, rubbing her tired face and looking at two very specific people in the courtyard. Luckily alone on the ramparts, the Inquisitor bit her lip, the taste of her lipstick spreading in her mouth.
One of the two people she was observing tossed her head back, laughing, her hand gracefully leaning against the man’s arm. Demetra wasn’t sure she liked seeing the two of them so close.
Not that she was jealous. Not at all. Why should she?
Cullen was just talking to their new guest in Skyhold. Just talking. A friendly, nice chat in a very open space, under the eyes of other people. It wasn’t as if they were hidden in some alcove, she reasoned, looking at them from the ramparts. The silvery laugh of the woman echoed in all the courtyard again, reaching the Inquisitor herself. And hitting her like a punch in her guts, destroying all her well crafted thoughts.

Elan Surana.

One of the few mages escaped from the massacre of Kinloch, saved by the Hero of Ferelden and her companions. Demetra knew about her, of course, even before she appeared in Skyhold.
One night, chatting while waiting for the sleep to come, Cullen had confessed her about his youthful and impossible infatuation for the mage who was his charge. It hadn’t been a problem, for Demetra. She knew he had a past, and she surely wasn’t going to be jealous of something happened when she wasn’t in his life. She had reassured him with kisses and tender words, happy that their relationship was being built honestly and openly.
Beside, past couldn’t hurt her.

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anonymous asked:

Aww, reverseObi seems to have a pattern of causing wake-up calls by getting 'hurt'. I am glad to see a variant of mind healers where they Don't equal psychologists, double kudos for that. Does anyone worry about Anakin being in the presence of someone who can cause that reaction? Or would one of those dark things keep Ani from examining himself? And is Ashoka affected? Err, seems I have another dozen questions that can maybe be ignored if you tell us what happens next? Thank you muchly

“Master Windu spoke to me about what you found.” Anakin glanced to his former master and sighed a bit. “Of course he did…”

“You have to admit, its worrying, he has been around you since you were a child.” Qui-Gon murmured. “Any…tampering?”

“None, I checked and I allowed the mind healers to check with me too. Nothing, only my own darkness and doubts.” The blond shifted. “And I checked on Ahsoka’s mind when she was here. Nothing. Only Obi-Wan’s mind was tampered with.”

That left the question why.

Why would the sith risk it?

Why would someone as patient as Palpatine had been risk tampering with Anakin’s new padawan?

The answer was obvious.

Obi-Wan was new. He was young. Full of light if a bit insecure.

Anakin’s commitment to his padawan and therefor the order was more secured.

However if his padawan was to defect or even die…

He tensed his jaw and took a deep breath. “…He wants me to Fall.”

“…He wants you as his apprentice.” Qui-Gon countered quietly and then sighed. “Its worrying but I know you Anakin, we can trust you.” He rested a large hand on the others shoulder, giving him a small smile. “Else you wouldn’t be here and wouldn’t have Obi-Wan.”

Anakin looked away from his master. “At this point I’m starting to wonder if its wise to trust me. If he really does want me…I have secrets that…”

“Anakin…” Qui-Gon shifted to turn the other to him, looking seriously at him if a bit awkward. “I know…what its like to…have emotions…I told you about Tahl. I’ve always regretted what might have been had we…” He sighed and Anakin winched, covering the larger mans hands.  “…When the end of the war comes…you can do anything you want, go anywhere…” Qui-Gon murmured.

“Obi-Wan is going to need me for years still.” Anakin argued.

“Not…if you find an alternative master.” The older man smiled at him and they stared at each other before Anakin squeezed the others wrists in understanding.

“I was thinking of taking him along to introduce him to Senator Amidala one of these days…” He grinned and Qui-Gon chuckled, dropping his hands from the others shoulders. “She’s going to spoil him, she adored Ahsoka. She’s going to adore Obi-Wan just as much if not more the little negotiator he is.”

Anakin grimaced. “That little rascal conned both Waxer and Echo out of a supply of gummi nexus. I had to confiscate them to tamper down on his sugar intake.”

“I seem to remember someone else enjoying sugar.”

“Yes well he needs to eat normal food. I ate normal food. I ate delicious normal food.” Anakin huffed.

“…True you ate like a growing teen should. Sometimes it was amazing how much you could put away honestly at times. And the amount of blue milk you consumed…” The other blinked. “Also, you should warn your Captain. My Commander might try to steal Obi-Wan away.”


“Yes apparently since Obi-Wan was suppose to be my padawan, that means he’s also now the 212 mascot. Or well Commander as they insist.” Qui-Gon smirked lightly.

“Oh no he’s not, that is my padawan.” Anakin snorted.

Qui-Gon chuckled before nodding to something behind him. “Yes it is, but it seems to make the youngling happy to be wanted by both.”

Anakin turned around and raised both eyebrows as Obi-Wan’s armor now contained a yellow vambrace as he clung to Waxer’s back as the man ran with him, being chased by Echo and Fives.



Boil and Trapper suddenly joined the mini skirmish happening in camp, bags of something white being pelted at the 501.

“…Are those marshmallows?”

“Certainly looks like it.”

“SUGAR WASTE! NOOO!” Obi-Wan cried out, his voice full of laughter.

“He looks happy. In the middle of a troop camp.” Qui-Gon noted.

“…I’ve tried to preserve some happiness and safety from him.” Anakin offered quietly.

“I hear he faced Ventress?”

“And played bait to get close to wreck her ribs. Yes. She’s angry at him. I worry about the implications for the future for him. She will carry a grudge.”

“Then you train him to be able to defend himself.”

“Could…would you…help me? Help me teach him while you’re around.” Anakin clarified. “I’m good Qui-Gon. But I don’t want to limit his skills to just what I know.”

“Anakin, it would be an honor.” Qui-Gon smiled warmly at him.

Avengers Chatroom: Baby Shower

Requested by Anon

Pairings: Bucky x f!Reader

Scenario: Tony is very excited to be an uncle.

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Nat, Steve, Bruce, Clint, Thor.

Tony: I have some big news!

Bruce: If it’s an update on your TV shows I’m leaving.

Tony: One day you will watch them with me.

Steve: What’s the news?

Tony: I’m going to be a godfather.


Tony: I can’t wait to make them a mini suit!

Nat: You cannot put a baby in a suit Tony!

Tony: I mean an actual suit. Like a tux!

Clint: … Can’t be too sure with you.

Thor: I am still lost. Whose child is this?

Tony: GUESS!

Steve: No. Just tell us.

Tony: All that time being frozen has FROZEN YOUR HEART AS WELL!

Nat: Clint if you start singing Let It Go I’ll shoot you.

Clint: :(

Bruce: I have work to do Tony. If you’re not going to tell us, I’m going to leave.

Tony: None of you are fun. It’s Y/N and Bucky! They’re going to have a baby!

Steve: WHAT?

Nat: No way! Y/N would have told me first, not you!

Steve: Yeah and Bucky would have told me!

Thor: This is most exciting news! I am overjoyed for them!

Tony: They didn’t tell me. I saw a text Y/N sent to Bucky. “Your son misses you :3.”

Bruce: How? She would never let you touch her phone.

Nat: If it’s a girl they should name her Tasha!

Clint: Or if it’s a boy, Clint.

Nat: I doubt that’ll ever happen.

Clint: You are on a roll today, you know that!?

Nat: I need to plan a baby shower for them! Oh and we need to go out and buy things for the baby!


Nat: YES!

Tony: CALM YOURSELVES! Y/N can’t know I told you! I made Vision phase his hand through the wall and steal her phone.

Thor: Why are you corrupting him?!

Steve: I would be godfather … Not Tony …

Bruce: Do I even want to know why you stole her phone?

Tony: I’m just nosy.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: Y/N is determined to train with Bucky. I cannot stop her.



Thor has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Why is Thor bridal style carrying Y/N out of the training room? I’ve never seen him run so fast. Bucky is pursuing him and shouting,“GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND!” This is very funny. You should come watch.


Steve has left the chat.

Wanda: Y/N is pregnant?!

Bruce: Yes!

Wanda: Someone better come stop these two idiots then! What if Thor drops her?


Clint has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat.


Nat: Because you could injure her!


Bucky: Wait, what?

Bucky: Baby?

Bucky: What baby?

Bucky: Did Y/N tell you she’s pregnant?!

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: As funny as this is. Why is everyone acting like I’m fragile?


Y/N: NO?!

Bucky: Oh wait I understand now.

Y/N: Let me read the chat to figure out you idiots. Give me a minute.


Tony: Oh. Well this is awkward.

Bruce: I should have known Tony would’ve got things out of context.

Bruce has left the chat.

Nat: I guess I should cancel the baby shower then.

Nat has left the chat.

Y/N: You can be godfather to our son, Tony.

Bucky: Yeah, I am sure T’Challa Jr will like you. Just make sure you don’t hold him for too long. He likes to scratch.


Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Bucky for the last time, his name is NOT T’CHALLA JR!

Bucky: Why not?! He’s strong. Like T’Challa. He has claws. Guess what? T’Challa has those. He almost clawed out my eyes. T’Challa almost did that. He likes to fight with birds. T’CHALLA BEAT UP CLINT!

Wanda: Did you hit your head too hard on the last mission?

Y/N has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Who let a cat in my room?! It tore up my favorite jacket!

Bucky: My son has made me proud.

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

RFA: Yandere

Hello~~~!!! What if all of the RFA Members + Saeran are Yanderes? Ya know gore, scissors, knife, etc… (its a request but you dont have to do it if you’re too busy making other’s request or too tired) @directionery19274

This one’s kind of short, I decided to just make lil dialogues from the guys. 

[[TW: Mentions of Blood]] 


   You’re talking to other men again, I see. Didn’t I tell you to stop doing that? You say love me. But lying is quite easy, isn’t it? I only just found you. I won’t let you leave me. Stay with me. Even if it means I have to hurt you, I won’t let you go. 

   But you wouldn’t leave me, right? So there shouldn’t be any reason for me to hurt you, right? For your sake, I hope you certainly won’t. 


   Other men have no right to look at your beauty. Your grace and elegance almost rivals mine. That’s why I cannot let others gawk at you. They don’t deserve your presence. If anyone dares to look at you, I don’t think I will be able to restrain myself. 

   Restrain myself from what, you ask? Well princess, let’s just say that there’s a reason why my eyes are the color of blood. 


   MC, have you been meeting people behind my back? You seem a little nervous. I’ve learnt to observe the finest details, and I can clearly see that something is off about your behavior today.

   I don’t care if you love me now. I need you to only be able to love me. Be emotionally and physically incapable of loving another woman or man. In order to do that, guess I’ll have to do some things. Don’t you agree?


   Don’t leave my line of sight. If I cannot see you, there’s a possibility that someone will come steal you from me. But I suppose there’s no need to worry about that. After all, I could easily dispose of anyone who dares to try and take you from me. 

   You can try to run, MC. But remember, I always get what I want. No matter what I have to do. No matter who I have to hurt. 


   You can’t leave me. You’ll be in danger without me. I’m clearly protecting you, aren’t I? And if you try to escape me, who knows what will try and harm you? But you don’t need to worry. I’ll always find you and bring you back. I’ll keep you safe from all the dangers outside. 

   But if you do try to escape, know that I can’t guarantee that you’ll be back in one piece. Or rather, that you’ll stay in one piece….

[V and Unknown]

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Frostbit (Peter Parker x Female!Reader)

A/N: So this is my first fanfic like ever and I’m really proud of it I just hope you guys like it! I intend for this to be a series (as for how long, who knows), but please let me know if you want it to continue. Suggestions and constructive criticism is welcome!

**the format of this doesn’t have (Y/N) yet because it’s supposed to be from Peter’s POV (except for one part) but in the third person also I was too lazy to change the format I wrote it in lol but the next part will have the (Y/N) format so it will feel more like a Peter x reader type of thing

Warnings: violence (there’s quite a bit of action in this, but no one’s seriously hurt though)

Part 2

     Glass exploded onto the ground as the bat broke through the case.

    “Hey! Careful! You don’t wanna break the very thing we came here for,” a masked robber fumed. His partner turned around and shrugged. He grabbed the dirty terra cotta vase from among the glass shards. 

    Peter looked down from where he stuck to the upper corner of the exhibit, both amused and confused. Why lock up some dirty old vase? He thought. Why bother robbing it, there’s so many more valuable looking things all around here anyway! Like that old gold cup over there, or that cool sword—oh Ned would like that one.

    He was about to jump down to voice his questions to the petty thieves, when something moved in the hallway across the room. A girl’s head peeked out from behind the wall, unseen by all but Peter. Dressed in all black sweater, pants, shoes, and a weird-looking light-colored mask, she dashed to the sword display case, braced herself against it, then checked back to the robbers again. She sped behind another display case, then another, and another, slowly creeping closer to the thieves. It was here, Peter noticed she had an odd-looking mask covering her face. When she got to a giant ceramic jar, just a few paces away from them, she stopped and stood, turning to face them and crossing her arms.

    “Hey boys,” she called out.

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Reasons I Don't Like Severus Snape

The topic has been covered extensively over the years, but I thought I’d take my turn. This is a comprehensive roundup that focuses on my feelings toward the character himself, as well as the arguments that are frequently used to defend him. No Severus Snapes were harmed in the making of this post. 

  • He was a grown adult teacher who bullied his students. 
  • He repeatedly and publicly humiliated an innocent 11-year-old child, mocked a young girl’s physical appearance until she cried, sabotaged students’ work, tormented Neville constantly, tried to poison his pet, was Neville’s worst fear, goaded a teenager about his dead family, and played favorites when handing out punishment.
  • Teachers have legal, physical, and emotional control over students’ academic careers. Hogwarts being a boarding school means this power imbalance extended inescapably into their ‘home’ lives. Side-effects of bullying include depression, health problems, behavioral problems, and decreased academic achievement.  Bullies are bad teachers.
  • I’m a TA. My kids are sweet, mean, obedient, un-academic, loud, brilliant, hard to discipline - whatever your kids are like, whether you run your classroom like a tight ship or a party boat, they are children not military enlistees, you are an adult and they are your responsibility.
  • If you are a teacher and you fucking torment your students I will fuck you up. Please eat worms in a ditch. 
  • The idea that Snape 'needed’ to be cruel to 'maintain his cover’ is hilarious. He went a bit above and beyond that call of duty, no? Besides, you know what’s a thousand times more useful to Voldemort than cruelty? Being someone Harry trusted, like Quirrell or Moody - a favorite teacher, an old friend of his mother’s, who when the time came could bring Harry right to Voldemort.
  • He was horrible to a child.
  • No child deserves horrible treatment.
  • Unless we’re talking The Omen. However, Harry Potter is not the literal Antichrist.
  • “But Harry’s parents -”
  • No.
  • That’s Harry’s parents. Harry was blameless. If you mistreat a child for something beyond his control - because he reminds you of the woman you loved, his existence contributed to her death, or he looks like the man you hated - you are a piece of shit.
  • Snape was biased against Harry from day one and willfully blind to his objectively good qualities. (“….mediocre, arrogant as his father, a determined rule-breaker, delighted to find himself famous, attention-seeking and impertinent…."  / "You see what you expect to see, Severus. Other teachers report that the boy is modest, likable, and reasonably talented.”)
  • Rowling herself said that if Harry was not Lily’s son, Snape would not give a single poop about him. Snape protected him for Lily. This means that if Neville had been the Chosen One, Snape would have let him die. Snape didn’t care, in principle, about the newborn baby that wizard!Hitler wanted to murder in his quest for genocide. We know this because Snape told the Prophecy to Voldemort to begin with. (“Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?” / “For him?” shouted Snape.)
  • Risking your life to protect someone does not absolve you from all the other shit you have pulled. Snape fans should be familiar with this concept, seeing as they often bring it up when discussing James Potter and the Whomping Willow.
  • He didn’t care about Lily’s agency.
  • Loving someone does not mean you will do right by them - not if you ignore their opinions and choices.
  • He was ready to sacrifice Lily’s husband and son, in blatant disregard for her feelings and the life of an innocent baby. (“Could you not ask for mercy for the mother, in exchange for the son?” / “I have… I have asked him….” / “You do not care, then, about the deaths of her husband and child? They can die, as long as you have what you want?”)
  • If this does not bother you, please imagine someone pulling you from a house fire and purposely leaving your child/friend/significant other to die.
  • What was he expecting to happen afterward? Her husband and son die, a genodical maniac wins the war, and Lily is supposed to be… happy?
  • He also ripped a photo of Lily with her family in half and stole it.
  • She was right to end their friendship. No one should have to ‘be there’ for someone who is calling them slurs and signing up to murder their friends. Suggesting that 'losing’ Lily is a valid excuse for his Death Eater involvement is gross, and you are gross. Women are not things to be won or lost.
  • He was deeply prejudiced.
  • (“Wouldn’t spy on you, anyway,” he added spitefully, “you’re a Muggle.”)
  • (“Mulciber! D'you know what he tried to do to Mary Macdonald the other day?” / “That was nothing,” said Snape. “It was a laugh, that’s all.” / “It was Dark Magic, and if you think that’s funny….”)
  • You can blame his upbringing for this, but growing up in a prejudiced (or abusive) situation does not absolve you of violent bigotry.
  • Andromeda Black, Sirius Black, Regulus Black, Albus Dumbledore, Dudley Dursley, Victor Krum (grew up at Durmstrang), Remus Lupin (not abused but suffered terrible pain and discrimination, partially at Snape’s own hands in PoA), Draco Malfoy (arguably), and Harry Potter all learned not to perpetuate the cycle of violence and bigotry in adulthood.
  • James Potter being an asshole as a teenager does not excuse Snape’s actions. Similarly, there’s talk about how awful it was of James and Harry to use Levicorpus and Sectumsempra - but Snape invented those spells.
  • If you don’t hold people responsible for their actions, you enable bad decisions like joining the Wizarding equivalent of the Nazis or KKK.
  • Snape joined the Wizarding equivalent of the Nazis or KKK.
  • (”I’ve made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends. You see, you don’t even deny it! You don’t even deny that’s what you’re all aiming to be! You can’t wait to join You-Know-Who, can you?“)
  • He willfully participated in a genocidal hate group, with fun recreational activities such as torture and murder -
  • Of people like Lily Evans. The entire goddamn point is that Lily was not special. I don’t mean she wasn’t an amazing person, I mean that she was a Muggleborn girl in a world of Muggleborn girls being tortured, killed and terrorized. They are all Lily, and deserved to live because life is a human right - not because someone fell in love with them.  And because he turned against Voldemort for Lily, we have no proof that he would ever have rejected Death Eater values on an ethical, ideological, or humanitarian basis.

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who hogs the duvet: Oswald, unless Ed is having a rough night and he gets tangled up in it.
who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Ed sends texts to Oswald throughout the day. However, during days when Ed checks in less frequently or if Ed doesn’t respond quickly Oswald will keep ringing and texting him because he gets nervous something has happened. Ed usually responds to him in under a minute so if he waits five Oz gets nervous and in ten he has a search party ready.
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Ed, definitely. Sometimes his gifts are a little too much by normal person standards, but Oswald lives for over-the-top and extravagance. Oswald tends to stick to gifts that are expensive and meaningful more so than creative.
who gets up first in the morning: Ed, unless he’s pulled an all-nighter and therefore cannot ‘get up’ because he was never down, or if he was up late. Oswald sticks to a routine and is generally in bed at a certain time and gets up for breakfast which is always served at the same time in the morning. The only time he’s bad about sleep is when he’s in crisis mode and stays up scheming and/or drinking. That usually ends with him passing out on the couch until the afternoon.
who suggests new things in bed: Ed. Oswald just likes to give Ed what he wants, although Ed has pushed him to do some research on his own for things he might like to introduce because Ed feels like he’s always the one trying to spice things up.
who cries at movies: Oswald. Ed won’t cry in public. He barely cries in private. Meanwhile Oswald is a sentimentalist at heart and romantic dramas and the like make him teary. Titanic had him inconsolable for ten minutes.
who gives unprompted massages: Ed. Unless a more pronounced limp counts as prompting from Oswald. Ed gets tension headaches and Oswald will massage his neck, shoulders and upper back to relive that. Ed has taught him how to help him and Oswald will always jump to assist when he notices Ed pressing his temples and eyes in that way he does.
who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Oswald is super fussy and it makes Ed very overwhelmed the first time it happens because Oswald is so… attentive. Not to say that Ed isn’t a great nurse, because he is. He’s just less fussy about it so long as Oswald is cooperating with his instructions.
who gets jealous easiest: Oswald, but only romantically, really. He doesn’t like people coming on to Ed or getting too handsy, but otherwise he’s fine. If someone gets too far he’ll literally kill them though, so there’s that. Ed gets jealous in a strangely… intellectual way? He has to be the most important person to Oswald. If someone encroaches on that romantically, in their business ventures, or even in a platonic sense, Ed is no doubt plotting how to ruin their day and steal Oswald’s attention back.
who has the most embarrassing taste in music: I guess Ed? He loves 50s jukebox tunes and loves singing along to Big Band stuff. Oswald is into The Clash and the like so his taste is more modern and therefore more acceptable, I suppose. Ed also loves classical music.
who collects something unusual: Oswald collects information, seemingly insignificant but which he could possibly use to his advantage one day. Ed collects knowledge, of every variety. They round each other out. Of course, that’s not to say that Ed doesn’t pay attention to people’s likes and dislikes, but really only for people he cares about. Ed used to have trophies from his victims but Oswald broke that habit, thankfully.
who takes the longest to get ready: Oswald, but only because his hair and makeup take longer. Ed fusses with his hair and clothes for a while but he usually finishes before Oswald and then wants to help Oswald with his routine and tends to delay him longer fussing with Oswald’s clothes.
who is the most tidy and organized: Ed. Neat freak. Unless he’s having a serious breakdown but that doesn’t count.
who gets most excited about the holidays: Ed. Oswald has very little enthusiasm the first few years because he used to spend every holiday with his mother. Eventually Ed gets him into the spirit though, every time.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: When they spoon Ed is the little one. He usually likes cuddling on top of Oswald though, because Oswald sleeps on his back.
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: They’re both super competitive, but definitely Ed. He has to win whereas Oswald is more cool with losing because it’s just a game. He doesn’t like losing, but it doesn’t bother him like it bothers Ed.
who starts the most arguments: Tough one… but Ed. Usually it’s because Oswald says something and then Ed will contradict or correct him and Oswald gets fed up after a while because why can’t Ed just let him finish speaking? Ed can’t help himself but it does piss Oswald off sometimes when the only thing Ed appears to be doing is undermining what he’s saying by challenging the validity of it.
who suggests that they buy a pet: Ed. He likes having something soft to hold and pet, it’s comforting to him. He uses it as a kind of stim. Oswald doesn’t want any animals in the house because they’re ‘dirty’ but he loves Ed more than he cares about a mess and he knows Ed will clean up after it.
what couple traditions they have: Takeout and Wine. Ed likes to joke that he forgot the entertainment, then he and Oswald will go out and find one of their enemies to kill. It’s really very sweet.
what tv shows they watch together: Game of Thrones. Ed forces Star Trek on Oswald and Oswald makes Ed watch his soaps when he can’t so he stays caught up.
what other couple they hang out with: When Ivy starts dating, Oswald always crashes them or brings Ed on a date to the same place, what a coincidence? When she starts dating Harley, the kid actually is pretty desperate for more friends and wants Ed and Oz to join them. So it starts.
how they spend time together as a couple: Usually it’s business related if they’re out to dinner, but they really enjoy cultural experiences like museums, exhibits, galleries, theater, opera.
who made the first move: Oswald, but Ed tricked him into it.
who brings flowers home: Edward more often, but if he has time to stop by a florist Oswald will.
who is the best cook: They’re both really good cooks, actually. They just specialize in different areas. Oswald is very skilled at cooking ‘poor man’s’ food. Goulash, noodles and cabbage, etc. Whereas Ed’s over here making a five course meal with like ingredients like lobster, difficult items like a soufflé, and fondue as an appetizer (Meanwhile explaining how the temperature of the cheese alters the shape of the proteins to give it its distinct texture. Nerd. I’m so sad the show never let him elaborate on this I personally know way too much about fondue for someone who’s never done it.)

The Veterinarian Who Caught Jaebum’s Eyes [Part 2]

Originally posted by chaisoo

Genre: fluff, romance, three-shots
Character: GOT7 JB x Readers (You - Y/N)
Word Count: 651

~ Part : 1 / 2 / 3 ~

{BGM: GOT7 - Can’t}

Previously: You patted Nora’s soft head who was still on your grandmother’s arm. “You know he didn’t give his personal number only to stay in touch about Nora, right?” The old lady smirked.

Even though your grandmother is an old lady, at her 60’s, yet she still acts like she’s a young high school girl. You laughed “You’re crazy, grandma,” You shake your head in disbelief while taking Nora to the checkup room.

“I’m crazy, all right, but I’m not blind.” Mrs. Choi muttered alone, excited over the newly found love that just happened in her vet not too long ago.

It was in the middle of the week, Nora didn’t sit somewhere in the corner and wait for her keeper like most pets does, she’s just a bundle of joy - very energetic. 

Since Nora was the only cat in the vet, you decided to take Nora home, where you and your grandmother live. The old lady didn’t mind because, she too, loves animals just as much as you do. Hence the reason why she’s willing to open a veterinary at an old age. 

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on comfortable seating arrangements

Originally posted on discord.

Percy had made a mistake.

Typically, it was Vex interrupting his work to do such frivilous things as sleep and eat, or important things like pay attention to her. But it was one of those rare days where he had absolutely nothing to do. His guns were in excellent condition, his steamworks project was waiting on a delivery, and nothing could progress with Diplomacy until Tary completed the enchantment. So Percy had tracked down his girlfriend in her slowly-expanding library.

It was nearly impossible to sneak up on someone as perceptive as Vex, so he didn’t even try. Instead he stood behind her seat on the couch and brushed her braid to the side before kissing the back of her neck.

“Mmm, hello my darling. What are you supposed to be up to?” Vex leaned back and grinned up at him, and giggled when he took the opportunity to kiss her.

When he finally pulled away, he said “Nothing, actually. I was wondering if I could steal you away from your studies for a while.”

“I’m sorry, Percy, but I spent good money to get this book on Grey Renders sent from Emon.” Vex said, and held up the heavy tome she’d been reading.

“Can’t it wait?” Percy nuzzled at her ear. “You don’t even know if there is a baby out there.”

With a glare, Vex pulled away. “Can’t you wait? I know you must have walked all the way here from the castle for a quickie, but I am busy.”

Percy hesitated, then decided to press his luck. “Please?”

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Spend The Night (Part 4)

Originally posted by spnfans

Summary: Dean and reader spend their fourth night together…

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Pairing: student!Dean x reader

Word Count: 1,800ish

Warnings: language

A/N: Cuteness overload incoming…

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  • Kenny: There are worse things I could do
  • than go with a girl or two
  • Even though the neighbourhood
  • thinks I'm trashy and no good
  • I suppose it could be true
  • but there are worse things I could do
  • I could flirt with all the gals
  • smile at them and bat my eyes
  • Press against them when we dance, make them think they stand a chance
  • Then refuse to see it through
  • that's a thing I'd never do
  • I could stay home every night
  • wait around for Mrs.Right
  • Take cold showers everyday
  • and throw my life away
  • On a dream that won't come true
  • I could hurt someone like me,
  • out of spite or jealousy
  • I don't steal and I don't lie
  • but I can feel and I can cry
  • A fact I'll bet you never knew
  • but to cry in front of you
  • That's the worst thing I could do

Isabela: Dorian, have you ever considered wearing a hat?

Dorian: What? And deprive the world of this glorious hair?

Isabela: I seem to recall a certain someone fussing endlessly over his glorious hair when it got wet at the storm coast.

Dorian: Ah but that was about discomfort. This is about appearances.

Isabela: Vanity over comfort? I suppose I can understand that.

Dorian: Now if I could find a way to keep the hems of my breeches dry, that could be worth considering.

Isabela: You could always do as I do and skip the breeches entirely and wear extremely tall boots instead.

Dorian: I would never dream of stealing your look, Bela. People accuse me of a great number of things, but imitation is not one of them.

The Dangers of Loving a Villain

Fandom: Gotham/DC

Character: Edward Nygma (The Riddler)

Reader Gender: Female

Request: “Edward Nygma’s gf defending him to Batman.?”

Summary: After seeing your boyfriend, Edward, and the infamous Batman duking it out on the streets of Gotham City, you can’t help but intervene when Batman has the upper hand. 

Warnings: Mild swearing, blood, implied violence

Word Count: 1062

Author’s Note: This is going to be like DC verse and the future of the Gothamverse, also, sorry if this wasn’t what you wanted exactly!

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The Immortals- Part 13- Witch or what?

Hi, hello, bonjour :)

Words: 1933

Summary: Katherine helps Julie figure out what she is.

This is a “re-writing” of Imagine Meeting the Originals.

Please, note that I am French so there might be some mistakes here and there.

I really hope you like it :) Please, don’t hesitate to let me know what you think :)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12

Originally posted by lifeofvampirediaries

“I can’t believe I dropped out of high school for this,” Julie sighed as she let herself fall on the hotel bed. It’s been a couple of months since she had left Mystic Falls with Katherine to follow Klaus and get Elijah back. She had missed graduation and spent her birthday in a little diner where they just kept eating everything that was on the menu. Bright side, she inherited her mother’s fortune and didn’t have to worry about a thing.

“Hello!” Katherine said, offended. “Look around you,” she raised her hands. “This hotel room is expansive.”

“I know,” Julie said. “I’m paying for it.”

“Yes, you are. Did I thank you for that?”


Katherine chuckled. “You dropped out of high school to rescue your boyfriend,” she said as she sat down next to her new friend.

“Which we still haven’t done yet,” Julie complained.

“Klaus is smart. The coffins will be guarded, always,” she said. “We need to wait for the best moment.”

“And when is that gonna be?”

“I have no idea.”

Julie sighed. “That’s not very helpful…”

“I know…” Katherine pouted. “But the good news is, Klaus still can’t make hybrids.”

“How is that good news?” Julie asked. “He’ll wonder why the sacrifice didn’t work and he’ll go back to Mystic Falls and find out that Elena is still alive and then he’ll kill her once and for all!”

“Who cares about Elena?” Julie rolled her eyes at her comment. “While he’s busy trying to figure out how to make hybrids, we can look for an opportunity to free Elijah.”

“And his siblings,” Julie wanted to make clear that they were not going to just free Elijah but all the Originals that Klaus had daggered. She knew they were important to him.

“Okay, getting Elijah back is a suicidal mission, but getting all of them is just impossible. Plus, you don’t want to do that. They’re crazy. Like Klaus!” her own words gave her goosebumps.

“Elijah isn’t like Klaus,” Julie disagreed.

“Elijah is the least insane of them.”

“Elijah was in love with you, wasn’t he?” Julie asked. Katherine looked up at her and shrugged.

“It was 500 years ago,” she said. “And nothing never really happened. I thought I was supposed to be Klaus’. Elijah was never the type of guy to steal his brother’s girl.”

“Did you love him?” Julie asked, anticipating the answer. It was as silly question and she knew it. Elijah was over a thousand years old. He had loved many times before, she was sure.

Katherine sighed. “He wasn’t like any other men,” she said. “He was different… He cared.”

“I know what you mean,” Julie said.

“Anyway,” Katherine said, getting up. “I found someone that could tell us what you are.”

“I know what I am, Katherine,” Julie sighed.

“But you don’t,” Katherine said. “You must be a witch!”

“I don’t want to be a witch!” Julie told the vampire, getting up.

“Well, I’m sorry to tell you, it’s not about what you want! You are born a witch.”

Julie sighed. “Didn’t you say I could also be an elemental?”

“No,” Katherine raised a finger. “I said elementals can’t be compelled. And I also said they were extinct.”

“Right,” Julie sighed. “But I’m human, so who cares?”

“You’re not human. You should care!”

“You’re impossible, Kat’!”

“No, you’re impossible!”

Both women sighed and rolled their eyes.

“Anyway. I’m hungry.”

“I’m sure they have room service,” Julie said.

Katherine took her jacket off the bed. “No, Julie,” she chuckled. “I’m hungry.”

“Oh…Well…don’t kill anyone,” Julie said.

Katherine chuckled before she left. Julie sighed and sat back down on the bed. She thought about Elijah, lying dead in a coffin with a silver dagger in his chest. It made her sick, thinking about all the ways she could help Elijah. But the truth hit her hard, there wasn’t any. She needed Katherine’s help and even though she hadn’t said anything Julie was sure the vampire had her own reasons to follow Klaus across the country.

The next morning, when Julie woke up, Katherine was already awake and ready to go.

“I ordered breakfast,” she said, eating a waffle. “Eat up, we need to leave soon.”

Julie sighed and buried her face back in the pillows. “If it will convince you that I am human, we can go now,” she growled.

“I’m not leaving now,” she said, her mouthful. “Those waffles are amazing.”

Julie chuckled and got out of her bed. “Where did you find that guy, anyway?”

“She,” Katherine told Julie. “Is a witch.”

“You know a witch that doesn’t hate you?” Julie mocked.

Katherine rolled her eyes. “Yes…She owes me,” she shrugged.

“Is she going to kill us as soon as we come in?”

“Very funny,” Katherine said. “…”

“Are you sure?” Julie, who was just mocking her friend, was now starting to worry.

“Yes,” she nodded. “Not many witches are stupid enough to try and piss me off.”

“We’ll see,” Julie sighed. “I trust you.”

Katherine looked up at her and chuckled. “I knew there was something wrong with you,” she said.

“Should I not trust you?” Julie looked up too and asked. Katherine stayed silent for a minute and then smiled. “You’re probably one of the few persons that won’t regret trusting me,” she said.

Julie smiled back. “I hope so,” she said. “I sold my house and send my stepfather’s stuffs to his workplace. I put all my stuffs in a storage and followed you here. I’m grateful you came to my house that night. You didn’t have to tell me about what happened. You didn’t have to offer me your help.”

“I know,” Katherine nodded and looked back down at her plate. “But I was going to follow Klaus anyway. At least now I have company.”

Julie knew Katherine wasn’t going to admit she enjoyed their new friendship. But why she was helping her get Elijah back was a mystery to her. Maybe she just wanted to do the right thing, for once.

 After breakfast, Katherine took Julie to a small hairdresser.

“I thought we were going to find out what I was not get a haircut,” Julie said.

Katherine chuckled. The room was dark and empty. A tall, thin, redhead woman walked through a beaded curtain and stopped in front of the counter.

“Katerina,” she said.

“It’s Katherine now, Andrea,” the vampire grinned.

“Is this your witch friend you were telling me about?”

“I’m not a witch,” Julie rolled her eyes.

“That’s why we’re here,” Katherine sighed. “She’s not sure what she is.”

“What makes you doubt she’s not human?” the redhead asked, leaning on the counter.

Katherine looked down at Julie and waited for her to answer Andrea’s question.

Julie sighed. “I can’t be compelled.”

“Interesting,” she said. “Doesn’t sound like a problem to me.”

“It’s only a problem because people insist that it makes me something else than human,” Julie complained.

“And they’re probably right,” Andrea said. “But you’re not a witch,” she said, walking pass the counter.

“Are you sure?” Katherine frowned and asked.

“Yes, Katerina, I am sure,” she nodded, approaching Julie. “She is much more powerful.”

 “So what is she?” Katherine asked, very interested.

“She is standing right here,” Julie sighed.

“I’m not sure,” she said, looking Julie up and down.

“But she’s not human?” Katherine asked.

“No. I’m sure of it.”

“Wait,” Julie raised her hands in the air. “I’m not human?”

“No,” the witch shook her head. “You’re an elemental,” she breathed out with a smile and full of admiration.


“It’s remarkable,” she said. “I’ve never met an elemental before.”

“I thought…you said they were extinct!” Julie said, looking up at Katherine.

“They are!”

“Oh, yes, absolutely,” Andrea said. “You are a rare creature working this earth,” she said. “Elementals are all mermaids now, hiding in the sea.”

Julie let out a laugh. “Mermaids, really?” she said, looking at Katherine then back at the redhead. “Mermaids are real?” she asked when she saw none of them was finding this funny.

“Mermaids are bitches,” Katherine mumbled which made Andrea laugh. “So what element can she control?” she asked like all of this was normal.

“I don’t know,” the witch shrugged. “How am I supposed to know?”

“How am I supposed to know?” Julie shouted, confused. She was feeling like she was just a spectator at this moment. Like she wasn’t in control of her own life. “How do you even know I’m an elemental?”

“Witches are servants of nature. Nature created elementals,” she explained but that didn’t make much sense to Julie. “Wait here,” the witch said before she walked back in where she came from. She came back a minute after with a bracelet. “This is made of 4 magical crystals,” she said, handing it to Julie who was hesitant to take it. “They’re enchanted. Wear it and you will discover which element is yours.”

“How?” she frowned, confused.

“Right now you can’t use your power,” she said. “Because you don’t know how or even what it is. But if you wear this it will trigger it without effort.”

“I’m not sure I want to wear it, then…” Julie said, looking at the jewelry in her hand. “It sounds dangerous…”

“Nonsense!” Katherine said. “Think about it, Julie. If you have powers, you can use it to get Elijah back.”

“Elijah?” Andrea echoed. “The Original vampire, Elijah?” she sounded scared.

“Yes…” Julie frowned. “Do you know him?”

“I’ve never met him and I don’t want to,” she shouted. “Why would you want to help him? He’s a monster!”

“No, he’s not!” Julie shouted back, angry at her comment. She fisted her hands and suddenly they heard all the mirrors of the shop break and saw the flowers on the counter were on fire.

“What are you doing?” Julie asked Andrea.

“I’m not doing anything! You are!” she shouted. She then raised her hand and the front door of the shop opened and both Katherine and Julie were thrown out on the street.

“Ouch,” Katherine let out as she got up from the ground and helped Julie on her feet. “Great, another witch that hates me,” she sighed. “Are you okay?”

“Am I okay?” Julie shouted. “No, I’m not okay! I just set these flowers on fire!” she yelled.

“Calm down!” Katherine told her, looking around to see if anyone had heard her. “You’re going to set something else on fire!”

Julie took a deep breath and let the bracelet fell from her hand. Katherine caught it before it could reach the ground. “I can control fire,” she breathed out, panicked.

“I don’t think it’s all you can do,” Katherine said.

“What?” Julie frowned.

“You broke the mirrors,” she told her. “Fire didn’t do that.”

“Well, water, air and nature wouldn’t have either.”

“Air might have,” Katherine disagreed.

“So, what? Now, I can control more than one elements?”

“I don’t know if it’s possible,” Katherine shook her head and looked down at the bracelet.

“Damn it!” Julie breathed out. “I’m an elemental,” she ran her hands through her hair. Her heart was beating fast and a million things were going through her mind.

“Relax,” Katherine said. “It’s a good thing.”

“How is it a good thing?” Julie shouted.

“How is it not?”

Julie frowned and said nothing. Her vampire friend was right. How was it not a good thing? As a human, she was defenseless and weak. But as an elemental, she had powers that could help her get Elijah back.

“You’re right,” she said, taking the bracelet from Katherine. “You’re right.”

who to fight on babylon five

Sinclair: you’ll win, but then the Grey Council will wipe everyone’s memories and swear that no one will speak of this again. don’t fight Sinclair.

Ivanova: Ivanova is always right. You will listen to Ivanova. You will not ignore Ivanova’s recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out. Don’t fight Ivanova.

Delenn: she will D E S T R O Y  Y O U. jesus christ don’t fight Delenn

Sheridan: eh, why not. Go the fuck ahead. Interrupt one of his speeches about oranges by punching him in the fucking face.

Londo: please fight Londo. He deserves it. Get him drunk, fend off his awful romantic advances, and then beat him up and steal any important Plot Artifacts on his person. He’ll cry and it will be really embarrassing but just please take one for the team and fight Londo

G’Kar: you could fight G’Kar. You could even beat him. But then Na’Toth would murder you so really it’s not worth it.

Garibaldi: I don’t blame you for wanting to fight Garibaldi but come on he’s the security chief and a Loose Cannon™. Show some genre awareness! At least he probably won’t kill you? I suppose if you’ve got to fight someone, you could do worse than to fight Garibaldi. I SUPPOSE.

Franklin: why would you fight Franklin. Don’t fight him. Poor guy has enough on his plate what with daily crises of space medical ethics.

Kosh: fight Kosh. go on. It’ll be funny. You’ll be dead but it will be hilarious


Lennier: Fighting Lennier means fighting Delenn. What did I say about fighting Delenn

Vir: do you like kicking puppies in your free time too

So. Heres my first try to draw my first Fursona “kotze” (puke in german typical punk name here) (art by me do not steal or use the character idea for yourself (sadly that i have to say that…)
Its supposed to be a spotted hyena. It was a quick sketch without base and free out my mind. Its gonna get drawned digital in the next weeks by someone who really can draw😂 so.. what do you guys think? Something i could change? (The spot id only there so that i can remember how they supposed to look like😂)

Frozen First Dates (DJWiFi)



Alya didn’t know what was more uncomfortable; being frozen in a classroom minutes before her first official date with Nino, or listening to an akuma’s off-pitch renditions of Disney songs.

It had been a bad string of luck as Alya had tried to plan her first date with Nino. Between school, work, Ladyblogging, and general personal lives, it had been hard to find a spare moment for her supposed boyfriend, let alone enough moments to string together in the form of a date. Still, Alya was nothing if not resourceful, persistent, and dedicated. Once set to a goal, her mind ran like a wayward clockwork soldier until she accomplished her goal. So, in due time, her mission was complete. Her dress had been laid out (courtesy of Marinette), a table for two had been booked at a nice, yet non-threatening bistro on the river, and all that was left to do was finish their Friday classes and begin what would hopefully be the first chapter in a stunning romantic relationship.

…the only problem was that half the town was frozen by an akuma who labored under the delusion that people still wanted to hear Frozen songs in 2016.

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