Okay but has no one ever thought of nerdy Alex Fierro??? I mean, imagine Magnus barging into her room and stumbling upon her reading ancient Viking scrolls in Old Norse and squealing like we surely did when reading Hammer of Thor. And Alex is embarrassed and tries to hide how much of a history nerd she is and Magnus is just ’???????? Norse history’s never looked this hot wtf??????‘
Malec fucking in a confessional makes more sense than a fic I stumbled upon where they fuck in a dressing room of a store and Clary, Jace, Simon, and Izzy just throw the door open because they're done shopping.