i stopped being a lazy shit

LET ME TELL YOU BITCHES SOMETHING ABOUT ME

“High Class $treet Bitch” isn’t just a tumblr name..its really who I am!! I raised myself I’ve been on my own since I popped out the cooch… i have a ZERO TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT Nobody helped me learn the shit I know now I had to learn the hard way.. When I got in the game I didn’t even have a phone at 1st.. No internet…no real friends only fake ones….I just had to FIGURE SHIT THE FUCK OUT

I was living in a group home (foster care.. I was a ward of the state so I literally had NOBODY) When I was younger I went out with one of my old friends from the group home we were smoking and drinking and shit…. I loved the fast life… I never went back to that shithole after i left!! I ended up meeting a nigga who was way older but I didn’t care because I was grown in my mind and the nigga was finee afff and he had $$$$$ I liked him… He liked me + ends up taking my virginity he was a boyfriend or so I thought… I didn’t know at the time but he was grooming me to get in the game since he met me A bitch was living fast always smoking weed, popping pills, drinking and fucking..I was a bigggg hoe for free im ashamed when I think back on it… My bf started getting in my head saying shit like “you’re soooo pretty and skinny” “you can get rich off these tricks out here” “you have long hair and a pretty smile"…. I didn’t think I was pretty at the time soooo I ate that shit up… It took him a long time to convince me but eventually he ended becoming my pimp I was 18 by then and my whole life changed… I wasn’t starving anymore I got paid each and every time I opened my legs or got on my knees I had money to buy clothes instead of always wearing the same shit.. I had no problem getting up to get that trap everyday it didnt matter if i had to stomp or post to get it He really taught me alot of shit about men …. The do’s and donts … showed me how to keep myself up, had a bitch making at least $1000 everyday, Taught me how to drive, cosigned on my 1st car for me & put it in my name so even if he got mad at me he couldn’t take it from me.. He was a good nigga he never hit me or cursed me out no wild shit like you see on TV all pimps ain’t guerilla pimps but thats a whole nother post make a long story short he ends getting locked & I left him…. He laced me w/ the game and helped me get on my feet I was grateful but I wasn’t about to wait years on him & send my trap to jail…he can’t invest in me if he’s away.. I been doing my own thing ever since & I’m good & it but shit I might get under somebody else instructions 

I don’t regret none of my past it made me into who I am today and I’m glad the shit happened the way it did I came from nothing and I built myself into a queen bitch who stands on her own 2 feet and I make shit happen


I said all that to tell y'all that the game is sold not told… All this free game on here y'all better take advantage of it I HAD TO PAY TO LEARN THE GAME that’s why I get irritated when someone wants simply because they asked.. if you wanna get in the shit and don’t wanna work then it ain’t for you.. If a girl has no idea about tumblr & has no friends in the game she’s gonna either get a pimp or madam or join an agency to get the game what do those 3 things have in common… YOU HAVE TO PAY..ain’t shit free especially in this industry and that’s just the truth. Lazy hoe’s will never prosper nobody’s gonna spoonfeed you for free and they shouldn’t!!!

There are posts on literally everything on here: how to start, how to budget fast money, how to market yourself, how to suck dick….. READ THEM & RE READ THEM If you wanna be a hoe you can’t have thin skin, you can’t be weak and you have you stay on your game at all times you won’t have somebody to hold your hand all the fucking time


Information is valuable…why you think college costs so much… I can tell you everything I fucking know but if you don’t get your ass up you won’t get those red bottoms, that condo and that range Rover you want.. Its called sex WORK for a reason


  • <p> <b>Me, outwardly:</b> I am so sick of neurotypicals treating us like we just need to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and just stop being neurodivergent and stop being literally unable to do things bc all it does is make us miserable and make us wonder why we're so broken and can't just get it together and be better when the fact is we can't do that there is no comparing a lazy neurotypical and someone who is neurodivergent and unable to do something because of it<p/><b>Me, in my head:</b> I am a lazy piece of shit, all my problems are my fault, and if I could just pull myself up by my bootstraps I wouldn't have any problems and would have my life together I am choosing to let my illness win maybe I'm not even actually that mentally ill or affected by my neurodivergence I just think I am because I'm that lazy and useless.<p/></p>
Parents, We Need to Talk

So, there’s a thing we need to address: actions speak louder than words.

Also, words can speak louder than words if repeated sentiments are up against the odd platitude.

Telling your autistic kid that you accept them as they are stops counting if you’re constantly correcting (or, gods forbid, making fun of) their autistic traits.

“I accept you as you are, but stop stimming, you’re embarrassing me.”

“I accept you as you are, but you have to push through your sensory issues regularly to meet my expectations.”

“I accept you as you are, but you’re never going to get anywhere if you keep being lazy.”

(Read lazy as executive dysfunction.)

So, please, just know that your job does not begin and end with saying “Don’t worry, we love you regardless” because those words mean shit all if you don’t practice what you preach.

Shit Abled People Say #370

“Did the Paralympics inspire you to stop being so lazy?“ 

- Said by a woman to me after I tried to explain to her .that I cannot stand on my own anymore let alone manage the list of exercises she was trying to insist would magically cure me

So, I saw this image and some comments saying that it looked like an action movie. So I made like this trailer pic and shit?

A plot I may have in mind: Sportacus flies away trusting the kids to stay healthy and shit. After a while they became lazy again and even more after a terrible earthquake happened. When Sportacus came back he finds the town like this. He tries to stay calm because his crystal doesn’t stop making sounds and starts to light up. After that the crystal breaks or some shit. Thanks to that he hears something and it was Robbie being below the ruins and apparently he knows what happened. One hero wasn’t enough to save this town. They need number 9. Who hurts Robbie and also was Sportacus father. Robbie and Sportacus will have an adventure not to only find number 9 but also find the rest of the kids.

(I only have in mind that Stingy is with his rich parents somewhere else than Lazy Town)

Plot twist: Actually the one who hurt Robbie was Glanni in a disguise of Number 9.

Idk should I write a fanfic about this?

HERES THE THING!!!!

WHEN YA WANNA ART. BUT YOU CAN’T ART!

WHEN YA WANNA HECKING FINISH YOUR ART. OH BUT YA CAN’T !

WHEN YA WANNA DRAW A CHARACTER
OH BUT YA CAN’T

WHEN YA WANNA STOP BEING LAZY AND DO ART. YET YA NEVER CAN’T

WHEN YA WANNA ART. YET YOU DON’T HAVE TIME!

WHEN YOU ART. YET IT NEVER GETS ATTENTION. LIKE WHAT. I DIDN’T SHIT TIME OUT OF MY ASS!

WHEN YA WANNA LOVE YOUR ART BUT OH THAT’S NEVER HAPPENING.

WHEN YA WANNA DO MORE ART BUT YOUR HANDS SAYS NO

WHEN YOU WANNA BE A FAMOUS ARTIST BUT LIFE SAYS NO.

JEE GOLLY.

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READ THE REST HERE bc tumblr is a blurry resizing bitch

im too lazy to finish it so i may as well post it as is

ive been making this shit since easter and guess what easter was almost two months ago and it was mostly just lying around unfinished

have a bunch of classic shenanigans at karasuno

cohabitation tho

ok in honor of dave and karkat officially moving in together im doing domestic hcs no one can stop me

#1 is: dave teases karkat mercilessly every fuckin morning because they get up and get dressed and karkat immediately wants to make the bed. dave is like bro im just gonna mess it up again why do you care and karkat is like yes, dave, we’ve established that your nonsensical think pan can operate, which is a generous word, in a setting cluttered with your unending dedication to being a sloppy piece of shit. i find it distracting, so stand your lazy ass up and take this fucking corner of the sheet before i roll it up and beat you with it!!!

then at night of course dave whines incessantly about having to unmake the bed to get into it god damn karkat why do you tuck these sheets in so tight im going to pull a muscle yanking this shit out from under the mattress this is such a pain in the ass no one even SEES the bed during the day come on

the battle wages on eternally

what if pansy parkinson had twitter??? (a series of not-real tweets ft. harry and draco)

pansy is normal, harry is bold, draco is italic

bitchyandsexual!pansy  theonlysaneone!harry  tumblr!draco

  • “it’s 4 am and i just realized i have a freckle on my nipple”
  • “i am now googling how to get rid of freckles”
  • “update: i am too lazy to get rid of the freckle imma just live with it”
    • “@ burntpansy ohh…..too bad…so sad…
    • “@ hpotter at least i don’t have a weird mole on my inner thigh”
    • “@ burntpansy YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE”
    • “@ hpotter lol drama queen, you’re lucky you’re hot”

  • “why is everyone tweeting me about the girl that hit on harry?”
  • “seriously, i can’t stop hoes from being hoes”
  • “bitch, when you factor in the amount of times he does dumb, lovey shit for me…you realize he’s too into this ass to cheat"
    • “@ burntpansy for someone who acts like they don’t care, you sure are defensive…”
    • “@ hpotter defensive of your dick”
    • “@ burntpansy oH”
    • “@ burntpansy @ hpotter fuck off potter you know you’re into that”

  • “i’m getting hit on by this ginger guy at a bar. send help”
  • “why is he talking about the science behind muggle technology. their shit works just be happy knowing that.”
  • “listen, i’m an independent woman, but i really wish my boyfriend was here to scare him so i don’t have to deal with his shit.”
  • “i’m just really annoyed by his voice, it’s so nasally.”
    • “@ burntpansy pans i’m outside, that’s percy weasley”
    • “@ malfoydreamx oh shit that’s why i hate him”

B O N U S:

  • “when ya man is out in uniform and you’re naked on the couch waiting for him to come home like, “officer?”
    • “@ burntpansy i’m literally sitting next to you stop telling lies”
    • “@ hpotter who said i was talking about you?”
    • “@ burntpansy pansy stop joking you don’t go outside long enough to get a side bitch”

anonymous asked:

dear demii, i've been a fan of your blog and art for more than a year now and all this time i've been telling myself "you should do sth with your life as well, you should be creative, make journals, stop being lazy, stop saying you're not good enough" etc etc but, surprise surprise, i've done nothing. BUT today is my 20th birthday and from now on i'm gonna change my stupid attitude and not care if 98% of what i make is shit, who cares, there's still the 2% that's worth it, right? love xx

happy birthday !!! truly i am thrilled you’ve come to this #realisation, journaling is great in any form (even if it’s awful) so this is very !!!!! if it makes you feel better everything i did in the first year and a half ish of journaling was shit so just keep at it and make the stuff u wanna make and soon enough you’ll be like “wow when did i become a beautiful art genius ! it must have been all the months of shit art i did that has led me to this … wonderful thank u @ past self” ! have fun friend

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And here we can appreciate how the saturn graciously fucks up with one of those frozen flavored water things