i stole a poncho from a wooden indian

- Pepper, it’s me. I’ve got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so… first off. I’ve got the Snowflake with me. I know I should have returned him, but I’m selfish and stupid and nobody touches my stuff. Also it’s Christmas time. You don’t kick a guy out at Christmas, Pep. And I’m sorry in advance because… we’re not coming home yet. 

I…. we need to find this guy and.. you gotta stay safe. That’s all I know. I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian. And don’t worry about Frosty, says he’s dressed warmly enough. If you ask me he could use another layer of leather and straps, but Asguardians, what do I know, right?

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It’s been really cold today and I needed to wind down with something small and fun after a day of coding. This has nothing to do with me just really liking putting Loki in Iron Man movies. It’s solely because my fingers are icy and I could really use a poncho from a wooden Indian right now. 

i like how during his phone call to pepper, tony just slips into confession mode

“i just stole a poncho from a wooden indian”

“remember that one time in venezuela? i lied, it was completely my fault.”

“also that time in italy.”

“and while we’re on the subject, there may be a warrant for my arrest in madripoor.”