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James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?

Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?

James Potter: yes

Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??

James Potter: i’d be okay with that

James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme

James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 

Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television

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20 minutes into Game Theory and Chill and he gives you the look.

anonymous asked:

Can I still draw Zoe scribbling stars on her jeans I don't want people to think I'm copying you

well yeah its like a canon thing in the show??? if ppl actually accuse u thenn wO w

@fluffyish @aftgexchange!! this is for tina!! who’s a cutie and had the best headcanons that i most definitely would love to write too!! I am sorry, this is already a day late, but school and work and everything piled and i had no time at all, i hope this is still ok!! <3 

“ I have poor circulation and sometimes get chills and you have the warmest body so i like to cuddle with you as much as possible.” with jerejean!! they’re the cutest my lovely otp 

  • jeremy knox being a californian boy, our sunshine dreamer, is of course very used to the warm temperature and almost non-existent summers
  • therefore, when the team has to travel to away games in colder states, of course jeremy finds himself and his poor circulation at a loss as he is left no choice but to either layer up
  • or cuddle endlessly 

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A belated birthday Royale Instinct fic for my lovely and talented friend @shoegazerx 

Birthday Boy (click for ao3)

Adam woke to a kiss on his shoulder and the familiar scent of Jean’s cologne made him smile.

“Oh, you’re still here?”

He laughed at the soft bite to his skin and let Jean roll him onto his back.

“I do not take well to being teased.”

Adam reached up to touch his cheek.


They kissed and Adam felt hardness at his hip, reared up and bit at Jean’s bottom lip when he moaned.


“Your minx,” he sighed and met the touch to his cock, “Birthday minx.”

Jean feigned surprise. “Is that today?”

Adam laughed. “You wouldn’t have woken me so early if you didn’t remember.”

Jean kissed his cheek. “I bought you a gift, though it may be too early for it.”

Adam’s fingers threaded through his hair. “Never too early.”

“You’re still half awake.”

Adam whined, “Daddy, I want my present.”

Jean laughed and bit his cheek, “You continue to persist with that line of thinking, I will go find another little boy and…”

Adam turned them over quickly, pinned him down and kissed him hard. “I don’t like teasing either.”

Jean touched the mark he’d left on his cheek. “Your gift is in the top drawer.”

Adam climbed out of bed to the drawer, opened it up and grinned as he took out his gift: an eightball of cocaine. He held up the bag and turned to Jean.

“It’s been ages.”

Jean smiled and folded his hands behind his head.

“I know. I thought you would be saddened by your advancing age and wanted to be certain today was worthwhile.”

Adam shook the bag before he climbed back into bed and straddled Jean. “Advancing age?”

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Sorry I’ve been gone for so long, college was a lil bitch, but at least we all managed to get our shit together and everythin is cool now!

Hope I’ll be back with news soon, but for now, have some selfies with Sash and Connie (I s2g these two are sO gross)

Let’s try now M.C

Originally posted by 5sos-place

warning: smut

word count: 1900+

summary: Michael wants a baby but y/n isn’t so sure. After some convincing y/n agrees and they try for one.

requested?: yes, hope you like it Anon! This is also dedicated to the other Anon who wanted more Michael smut, I told you Michael smut was coming ;) Don’t forget requests are open and I reply to all!

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i fell too fast, i feel too much: chapter 13

Kim will forever be thankful that even after her life imploded, her parents let her keep her car. She loves it, her little van with the shoddy left back window and complete lack of heating or air conditioning.

It doesn’t hurt that it means she can drive Trini and herself to school in the mornings, either.

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  • Would You Fuck A Clone Of Yourself?: Squad Levi 2.0 version
  • Eren: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Armin: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Mikasa: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
  • Sasha: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Connie: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
  • Historia: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Jean: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Levi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Ahh, look, my brotp just won the current ‘finish me’ race with their sketchy practice portraits! 

And after drawing something like this, I’m sure everyone will believe that bro part.

jaegsae  asked:

jean/historia + please don't make me socialize

I’m sorry this is kinda short, but it was really fun to write. Imagine them looking ridiculously classy and all dressed up. It’s rather fun. Hope you enjoy it! 

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           “Your tie’s crooked.”

           Jean’s attention snapped back to his girlfriend as her fingers gently pulled at his navy blue tie, adjusting it until it was straight again.

           “Please don’t make me socialize,” Jean whispered before Historia could pull away. The girl smiled, her hands still resting against Jean’s chest.

           “You think I want to be here?” she replied, pulling back enough so that their eyes met. “I’d much rather go home and cuddle on the couch playing Resident Evil in our pajamas.”

           “You hate horror games,” Jean commented offhandedly.

           Historia flicked her wrist, dismissing the technicality. “My point is, we don’t have to stay forever. We’re here to make my step-father happy. We only have to make a noteworthy appearance, and then we can bow out. All you have to do is smile and look cute, and I’ll do most of the talking. Just promise me you’ll answer questions directed at you.”

           “How about we pretend I can’t speak English, and only know this super localized dialect of Lithuanian that no one here would ever know?” Jean suggested brightly.

           Historia pinched his cheek. “How about you just be charming for an hour or two?”

           “Okay, fine,” Jean relented, offering his arm to her. “At least I get to be here with the most beautiful woman in the world.”

           That earned him a soft swat on the arm. “Stop it. You’re gonna make me blush.”

           “But you look so pretty when you do that.”

           Historia smiled up at him. “I love you.”

           Jean returned the smile. “Love you too.”

things michael flatley decided lord of the dance needed:

  • cyborgs
  • spray tans
  • pop ballads sung barely on key
  • arabian pants
  • female dancers snagged from middle american mall beauty pageants
  • new music that often doesn’t work with the choreography
  • dresses fit for jr prom
  • guitar riffs

things he inexplicably decided to keep:

  • lame hand twirling
  • random push-ups
  • the theft of the magic belt buckle

things i can’t remember being in the original that might’ve been but he should have cut:

  • men slapping their own nipples
  • aggressive finger-pointing
  • finger guns
  • power derived from partial nudity

things he decided to cut:

  • almost everything that made the storyline seem ‘mystical’ and ‘ancient’
  • anything remotely like natural beauty
  • good lighting, costuming, and styling
  • the grace and sensuality of the morrigan’s dance