Ok I still need to finish like part of the season finale but so farrr
1. Bring Nicky back she’s my FAVORITE character and she’s a fan fave so why tf was her time so short? I didn’t like that. At all.
2. FUCK PIPER
3. We need MOOORE Stella, every time she shows up in a scene, I get too excited and then it goes onto the next and I’m just like “NO WHAT THE FUCK WE NEED MORE STELLA” and even though I honestly don’t understand half of things she says it’s just great to carefully observe every inch of her face (especially her lips)
4. FUCK PIPER! LESS PIPER!
5. Fucking Piper, she fucking played Stella so fucking hard, how do you treat someone who looks like fucking lady Jesus, so fucking cruel? Thinking she’s all ‘gangsta’ now BITCH I HOPE TF YOU DO!!!! I HOPE STELLA RUINS HER TF
6. We got to see more of Alex’s vulnerable side this season so that was really great I liked how she cut off Piper too, it was very pleasant
7. I want Nicky and Stella to be together like bad
8. I really really reeeallly didn’t care for Norma’s and Chang’s backstory but ok.. It’s just kinda annoying how everyone was up Norma’s ass this whole season, I’m glad Poussey finally realized that she isn’t…God (that’s Stella)
9. Red and Healy got some type of thing going on and it really wasn’t necessary, they could’ve waited on their little love story next season, or maybe it was good to put it in this season so it could get out the way, but I love Red…fuck Healy
10. AND FUCK LUSCHEK
11. Fuck Caputo, him and Fig’s disgusting sexual intercourses, I threw up a little.
12. I really hated (well more like a love/hate relationship) Pennsatucky in season 1 and season 2, but now that we have more of her backstory in this season, I’m just like…fuck. Episode 10 is depressing. Her and Big Boo’s friendship is making my heart happy.
13. Where TF is Bennett? I guess he really ain’t no hollaback girl :(
14. What happened to Daya’s baby? :(
15. Taystee is really the 'mom’ of the group lol, it’s cute. We got to see more of Black Cindy this season which is great but I want moooore I love her to death
16. Morello looked so pretty this season, she always have, but damn, you can see she went a little natural 😍 I loved it
17. I have no comment on Caputo and the guards, the white girl with the fucked up teeth and her friend, I always forget their names..
18. I wanted to Soso to mollywhop that girls ass after she cut her hair in her sleep but it was probably best if she didn’t
19. I fucking worship the ground Stella walks on. She’s so fucking hot. I’d sell my whole family to see her naked again. I can’t believe Piper out of ALL people got a taste of her… FUCK PIPER
21. Flaca and Maritza are annoying asf but it’s always nice to see them two together
22. WE NEED MORE OF LOLLY OMG SHE REMINDS ME OF ELLEN DEGENERES IN A WAY IDK LOL
23. And free my girl Sophia, she isn’t dangerous, she’s the most sweetest girl in that prison. I fucking love Sophia
I feel like I didn’t say everything but this is what I felt watching the season so far, I still need to finish watching ep 13 tho