i still love you guys srsly

Warframe personalities from how I see them, by my first glance at them.

Heads up, this is a long post. Enjoy~!

Ash: Aloof mofo with a stabbing habit. could rob you of all your money in texas hold ‘em. Too much damn side eye. Kills everyone is the room, then breaks for coffee like nothing happened. Ninja who steals the last slice of cake from the fridge.

Atlas: would kick your ass then be your best bro. is dead inside? somewhat likely but can’t tell anymore. makes shitty jokes. I get he’s a one punch man stone golem, but c’mon, the guy gives pretty good hugs.

Banshee: Resting bitch face, but is sound sensitive so she has a reason. Most likely up to god knows what hours listening to music enjoying synethesia sensations. Knows a thing or two about where to find the best obscure books. Caring protective friend.

Chroma: Moody guy who just wants some fucking peace and quiet. Hoards things like trophies from kills, bet this guy has so many hunting trophies? ffs, his ult is a dragon pelt, might as well be a dragon! Really good at pissing off people without even trying.

Ember: Sassy friend wants all the tea. Best booty to boot. You see that guy over there? He’s on fire. She fucking murdered him with sick comebacks. Don’t get me wrong though, she might like her bacon crispy but she’s a pretty loyal friend. Probably would come get your ass for a revive with intent to raze the fucking field with wildfire.

Equinox: Calm balanced friend??? Has two sides she shows to different people, everyone who talks to her might find something different about her. Likes keeping a lot of houseplants in her room in the dojo. Courteous and polite and gives the best backhanded compliments under a pleasant facade.

Excalibur: Average Joe. Good at a lot but not the best, really doesn’t give his best. Very athletic. rushes through missions impatiently. Might play too many hack’n’slash games in his spare time.

Frost: Stoic, quiet, probably has some thought going on at all times. Reads a lot of mythology from before the orokin era. Procrastinates and stalls for his buddies while holding down the fort. solid person to talk to if you need someone to listen.

Hydroid: The guy has enough mentions about tentacle porn, it’s safe to say he’s hoarding a hentai stash somewhere. or people assume. just a guy who loves the water, could talk for days about fish and where to find all the best seafood restaurants. has had enough people mentioning pirates around him. has a good, hearty laugh.

Inaros: Tired, always fucking tired. Sleep? I’ll sleep when I’m dead. if you can kill me, that is. Mmm. nom. Corpus tastes metallic. Grineer tastes like really bad slimy chicken. I’m not sharing what infested taste like. Shields? What the heck is that? Appreciates old architecture and hoards ayatan statues.

Ivara: Sneaky sneaky~ I got an arrow for just about any job. Just because i am a cyclops doesn’t mean i don’t have depth perception, dumbass. Carefree happy lady, fun to talk to. Makes lots of banter with teammates on missions.

Limbo: Trolls might love this guy, why doesn’t he have a fedora helmet yet? I’ve not seen enough Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure to know what those references mean. He’s a real gentleman, very inquisitive. He’s a scientist? Aw, cool. Prolly spacing out while carousing through the rift, thinking about his next project.

Loki: The Cheeseframe is what people call him. Knows where all the loot is, all the time. Giggling and pulling pranks 24/7. Can do shit effortlessly and stares at his team wondering why the fuck the had to trigger the damn alarm in a mission. Also, hammerhead shark. This guys likes playing card games too.

Mag: In a state of calm and panic at the same time. Doesn’t show much though. Magnetic personality? Could crush your heart in a minute. Has a good taste in interior design, rather good at art deco/ industrial. Has some walls to get through before befriending her, but melts like a marshmellow when ya do.

Mesa: 360 no scope!!! It’s high noon! okay, now that’s out of the way, let’s keep going. Keeps an orderly schedule, off doing solo missions all the time. Loves a good movie, could talk about her favorite film for hours. Deserts are dry? So is her humor. Would shoot you without even thinking.

Mirage: You thought Loki’s pranks were bad? At least her enemies get these night mare shows and not you. This chick loves horror films, special effects make up and disco. Pretty good at good at lighting up the room and your smile. She really just wants a good time, okay?

Nekros: Sick mofo who tells dead baby jokes. Has some interesting kinks. Rarely eats, if ever. Would look you dead in the eye and try to tell you bad puns seriously as possible. Has seen the dead walk again, thinks they’re best buddies. good guy to go to a graveyard with.

Nezha: Srsly good looking.. guy? girl? oh idc he can be genderfluid and i’d still think he’s attractive. Got serious hula skills. Never takes himself seriously and just loves going for long missions. Knows a thing or two about culture, rather classy guy but can be a bit childish. Never really grew up, but you don’t notice that behind the charm.

Nidus: This is the I-don’t-give-a damn guy. He wrecks everything he touches, spreads space aids, yet his personality is far from cancer. Very good with animals. A bit messy. Too many damn things talking in his head from the infested and ignores them like a champ. They bend to his will.

Nova: A Good Egg, if slightly cracked. Giggles at the mention of inane words. Everything explodes!!! ADHD in a frame. Good natured wholesome friend who loves everyone. Bad habit of breaking appliances and electronics. Geiger counters near her start playing Imagine Dragon’s Radioactive?

Nyx: Look at this frame. You took a good warframe and gave it anxiety, sheesh. Shy, kinda hard to deal with hearing everyone’s thoughts sometimes. ain’t got time for your drama. Loves talking about current events, but not much of a gossip out of respect for others. giant personal space bubble, do not touch!

Oberon: Royal pain in the ass, but a lovable doofus so you kinda just let it go. Very protective dad friend, complete with dad jokes. Probably would like to finish your sandwich if you’re not gonna eat it. Would open his home to you if you needed a couch to surf on.

Octavia: This girl loves all music, could help you find just the mix you were looking for. Got sick dance moves too. Might have been in band. Would happily binge watch any tv show with you and discuss everything about it. You don’t know what so charming about her, but you really like her so you always accept her invites. Had a bad habit of fidgeting.

Rhino: This guy could bench press a grineer ship in one hand and corpus ship in the other. you don’t move out of his way, he runs you over, simple as that. gym rat, for sure. somewhat impatient. watches way too many superhero blockbusters and devours the comics. Mows down the entire enemy wave just get your sorry bleeding ass back up and fighting again.

Saryn: Oh, good lotus, this chick has got good looks and a deadly touch. Cunning girl could outsmart anyone. Low key annoyed in general. Would back stab you without a thought, given a reason. Knows a lot about cooking. I mean, if you’re going to poison someone or at least know how to work in the biolab you should probably know how this type of chemistry works. dodges responsibility a lot tho.

Titania: flighty as fuck, gets startled easily. graceful; she has good fashion sense. you have no idea where she came from in the room. fairy tales are definitely her thing, but happy endings really aren’t true with that state of things right now in the solar system. too many butterflies, but is fine with it since they help her stay calm. Actually really good at flying archwings, I think?

Trinity: First one to rush into the fight, last one to leave until everyone is okay. Is the Mom friend. Likes to be helpful. Rather much a bitch to those she hates. She may have an open heart, but don’t walk all over this girl. Cross her once, shame on you. Cross her twice, she leaves you for dead on eris, end of story.

Valkyr: Look, she’s been through some shit, has ptsd, the very least you can do is give her a cat plushie and your support, okay? Gets angry easily and has meltdowns. She’s not a pushover. She knows what’s best, she can endure. semi serious, jokes fly over her head. it may take a bit for her to like you. literally a cat frame, you don’t know love until you’ve been loved by a cat.

Vauban: Forget Limbo being a troll. This is THE trollframe. Went to college for engineering, came back out a smart ass. Don’t loan money to him, he prolly won’t pay ya back. Pretty good drinking buddy tho. Reads a shit ton of shakespear to know what that sense of humor really is. Shit poster, meme hoarder extrordinaire. you can have a grenade! And you can have a grenade! YOU ALL CAN HAVE GRENADES!

Volt: Impeccable taste mixed with sharp commentary. Why does he have a helmet that’s a boob? maybe he has a high schooler’s sense of humor? would be honest with you and tell you straight up what needs to be done. This guy likes expensive suits. Has a tendency to be impulsive.

Wukong: Has loads of stories to tell. Good memory. Can comeback from just about any setback. determined and will happily grind with you in missions for hours. Also pretty damn stubborn and doesn’t listen well to others, kinda has to speak first.

Zephyr: Life’s a breeze here, right? Kinda goes with whatever and has a hard time deciding on things. Kinda clumsy too. Crashes raids and blows away the enemy. Usually minds her own business with her head in the clouds.

No wait but let me talk about the almost kiss

At first I was a little disappointed with it - I had pictured a lot more lips & saliva than actually was.

But then I started to rewatch the gifs from the scene and GUYS. Please look at how close Hugh Dancy comes to actually starting to kiss Mads. IT’S RIDICULOUS.

He bobs his head forward and comes SO CLOSE

and then comes EVEN CLOSER OMFG

and I don’t want to take sides here but Mads really just stays neutral and probably thinking, “well, it seems like I’m gonna kiss today” and makes an almost imperceptible movement forward, but then Hugh gets all shy and thinks again and looks down.

AND WAIT IT’S NOT OVER YET, because Hugh stays like, head down, breathing hard and grabbing Mads’ arm, and then, idk, his right hand SNAKES upward? till Mads’ shoulder, and FUCK ME, look at how fucking close those two are again because Hugh moved his face towards Mads’ again

and then he puts his head on his shoulder, and Mads makes that *orgasm!* face

and NO, STILL NOT OVER, then there’s the FUCKING WAIST GRAB (and jesus, look at how Mads buries his nose on Hugh’s neck)

which may or may not have been actively, purposefully, one-sidedly staged by, GUESS WHO, HUGH DANCY.

And all that was written on the script was “lunge forward”, YOU VILLAINS.

Those two seriously I don’t know how Bryan managed it for three whole years.

Okay I understand why everyone is confused with the Boy Squad and Ballon Squad peace and Evak smiling together with Elikael and yes, I want answers to my questions and I want know what happened, but let’s be honest here: DON’T MATTER!

Sorry to be this fan but the fact is: to Sana’s POV and actual life what happens between these two groups is not important

Elias is her brother? Yes
Isak is her friend? Yes
Yousef is her romantic interest? Yes

But that’s it, Elias is not Sana, Isak is not Sana and Youself is not Sana, I’m really sorry to say it to you guys, but WHAT HAPPENED MATTER NOTHING TO SANA!!! Like you guys are waiting that Even, someone who never actually talked with Sana about his life, just come and discourse about all his past with Ballon Squad and gives reasons to their fight? Or that Elias or any of the boys suddely start talking about all their dramas to Sana? Or that Isak know about everything in his bf life and so will talk about it with Sana (who’s literally a recent friend in his close group, yeah a good friend, but she’s not idk Jonas)? Srsly you guys still don’t understand that it’s SANA season and not EVAK season?

Actually can you all stop with the Evak obsession too? It’s pretty annoying, SKAM is not the Evak love story™

Yeah I would love know how they get their shit together and start to be friendly, I would love to know if Even talked about his mental illness and what was the Ballon Squad response, but the fact is that it’s not important for the actual plot, the actual pov and that’s why Noorhelm drama is more focused lol bc Noora is a important friend to Sana and why Sana is the one who send to William the emails (also why Sana was right there when Willian did his dramatic entrance)

So please stop asking for something that don’t matter and go write your fanfics about what you think that happened

He would be so annoyed. Not at you but because he feels like the universe is playing a trick on him ;;; would think about you for weeks after briefly meeting, hoping that you were thinking of him too

Originally posted by coupd

Not a problem. Joshua exist as a 24/7 translator dictionary english-o-pedia and 3rd wheel. But to be honest he’d want to teach you Korean more than learn English because I have never heard Jeonghan speak more than three seconds of english.

Originally posted by shownusgrl

Bro. Lowkey would love it because the two of you have private conversations and dirty talk. RIP Hansol.

Originally posted by jishooua

Would be really sad about it? And afterwards he’d often think about you? And just sigh? and he just needs a hug and to be tol d it’s okay and he’s doing well.

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Naega Hosh can do anything. He is so hard working and tries really hard to make things work out. But you gotta try hard too mate he deserves someone who can match his diligence

Originally posted by fyhoshi

Wouldn’t be too upset? You guys can do minimal communication but u connect w ur harts. Cutie lives by this until he misunderstands “let’s feed the dukcs” at a park as “feed me ducks” and proceeds to buy u duck meat. It was rlly e x p e n s i v e

Originally posted by wonshi-17

Knows basic english anyway. Acts like language barrier is not a problem and when you seem annoyed at the barrier he gives u this “not my problem so annoying” look bc lowkey woozi is a TSUNDERE AND YOU KNOW IT but goes at night oto take english class lmao

Originally posted by taegiii

so much positivity so much faith in the relationship. both of you take ages to translate what the other said in your head. lbr tho, it does not last but it was sweet and full of happy moments and it was more like he was your best friend :’)))

Originally posted by pabospoiler

“i love guys” thats it that was your relationship and brief interaction lmao im sorry but not really

Originally posted by mountean

tries his best to communicate with you and like it’s so endearing bc he just WANTS TO TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK NICE TODAY AND HE LIKES YOUR PERFUME AND WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL TO MYUNGHO

Originally posted by minghaon

also i really want his thrasher hoodie like this boy has fine taste son

I am Boo Seungkwan from Jeju and I can do anything
lmao cue hansols “low quality english” as long as u follow us i will never stop using this joke it’s not dead meme guys it’s only just been born

Originally posted by doskyeom

Bro 2.0

Originally posted by hanwooz

also bc CLC’s Hobgoblin is my S HIT OH MAN THEIR TRACK IS ON FIRE

Lee Chan
who’s lee chan??? i know of lee jongchan but he is a liar, a fugy whore don’t trust this bitch. lmao im sorry again sort of. okay but srsly still speaks to you in korean but then realises and tries again in english :’)

Originally posted by wunwu

i love fetus svt so much it’s their tru selves

mod kimchi for the second half and mod velvelt for the first :)))

The mystery of Elrond and Elros’ “captivity”. I put that in quotes only because I think it became less stringent in term as the years passed by. And this has absolutely nothing to do with Elwing, so no one needs to get their hackles up. Heck, it’s not even really about Maedhros and Maglor.

But I just love the depth of the mystery of the twins’ time with them. I’ve seen the raging debates, the calmer discussions and metas. It’s all very interesting and I can’t count the number of various fics I’ve read (or art I love) revolving around that time. I was reading another post a little bit ago (yes, containing the good/bad parent Elwing good/bad parents Maedhros&Maglor talk) and it just hit me how I really don’t care what the answer is. Not that I haven’t developed my own theories or hcs and stuff, but just that I’m okay with Tolkien never telling us.

Am I making any sense? I may be alone here, but I really love the gigantic question mark hanging over that section in the lore, that time in the Elves’ recorded history for what it suggests about their society. 

Because this was all written by their loremasters, and those scholars not supplying an answer implies that all those Elves are wondering just like we are. Having the same debates and discussions just like we do, spilling theories and opinions based on hearsay or conjecture. There are hints and small details they may glean, logical speculations to the most outrageous and they’re never truly able to arrive at an answer. Elrond and Elros are the only two who know, and then only Elrond after Elros dies. Even long after into the Third Age people still look at Elrond and wonder.

I have no doubt Elrond maybe told those he was really close to what it was like growing up with the Feanorians. Who knows? Perhaps he wrote it down somewhere himself. But it’s such a “dark” mystery among Elven history and I love that it is. They were wondering about it when the twins were taken, wondering when they were returned, and were still wondering as the centuries went by as to just what in Arda happened during those years. And no definitive answers.

Every time I read a meta on my dash about their time living with Maedhros&Maglor, every discussion or debate, even the ones where there’s way too much hate being spewed (srsly, calm down, people), I LOVE it, even the ones I disagree with, purely because it gets me wondering “who” is saying it. Who is having those “arguments” that I’m reading on my dash by you guys? Who wrote that meta or suggested that headcanon? Was it Gil-galad or Cirdan? A Sinda who had to go through both kinslayings? Or a Sinda from Ossiriand who had nothing to do with anyone? A Noldo who served under Fingon and maybe saw Maedhros and Maglor from afar several times? Or a Noldo who saw the Feanorians appear with their army? And Elf who saw Maedhros give up the crown and then later cut someone down?

By the time Elrond and Elros were taken, opinions had to be rampant about the Feanorians, dozens and dozens all based on different reasons, experiences and hearsay. Each meta, hc and discussion gets me wondering which Elves are doing that talking and why. It’s like each one of those posts gives an unnamed Elf a history of some sort, whether they hated the Feanorians 100%, hated the Feanorians but still respected them, supported them or understood them, pitied them or were loyal to them. And then why. Why was said Elf loyal to them? Or why did he hate them? Pity them? What happened or what did he hear for said Elf to form such a particular opinion?

That’s why I love that Tolkien left Elrond&Elros’ time with the Feanorians such a mystery beyond the barest suggestions. Those Elves must have been reacting to it the same way we are, Sindar and Noldor, probably a lot of Men and Dwarves too. And unless Elrond makes it public, no one will ever know.

[fic] say nice things to me [1/1]

(ao3 link)


It’s been over six months now, and there’s no reason for him to turn into a pile of mush whenever Levi compliments him, but he does anyway. He admits to himself that this is a thing that happens to him, and now that he’s acknowledged it, surely it will become less of an issue. 

Turning into a pile of mush is still manageable, but the unmistakable arousal that also washes over him is most inconvenient.

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ahahaahsad have i ever told you guys about my massive love for ereri fics with praise kink?? no? srsly i will marry u and have ur babies for ereri praise kink. i’ll sell my own grandma for ereri praise kink, idec.

this is set a while after dental care, but since all that’s here is mostly plotless frickle-frackling, you don’t have to be familiar with what happened previously. this also got way longer than expected and, as usual, contains an obscene amount of fluff bc that is what i’m all about. i’ve never written smut before, so do give me constructive feedback if something comes to mind!! < 3

there is mature content under the readmore, so proceed with caution.

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anonymous asked:

Headcanons for Dad! prowl (idw), gay parents Domey and Rewind and hear me out: Sugar Baby Drift has a baby. I love your blog btw!

I used to have aspirations and dreams….now I’m just the Sugar Baby Drift guy


  • Makes terrible remarks about not having hopes or dreams because instead he has a kid, doesn’t mean any of them
  • “what are you gonna name it?” “…….jazz……junior?”
  • the bab learns so many rude doorwing gestures and Prowl claims it’s not him but it’s him
  • “seriously what are you gonna name them” “Prowlette”
  • through Prowl’s unique ability to be a total dick and still have six husbands, this bab will never be at a loss for attention
  • “Srsly Prowl” “Devastator the second”
  • “Prowl.” “Jowl. No, wait, Prazz.”
  • Easiest way to disband devastator; get the bab to make a noise of slight distress, Devastator will either pop into a bunch of small fathers or dad mode will be activated and nothing will be devastated
  • “PROWL.” “Look I’m not good at this okay??”

Domey and Rewind:

  • They are so good
  • Spoiled bab
  • Does the baby have a face? discourse
  • Chromedome gives the baby a fake set of needle fingers and Rewind screamed so loud he received a noise violation from Ultra Magnus
  • Their beeper doesn’t sleep super well, so neither do they. There’s a lot of “it’s your turn to get up”
  • Rewind plays beb a lot of movies…they aren’t always appropriate for children, however, which leads to the little bab rolling into Swerve’s bar and beeping out the binary equivalent of “FUUUUUUUUCK”
  • Chromedome carried the bebe into Brainstorm’s lab for one minute before Rewind sprinted in and smacked Brainstorm with a broom while screaming about not giving the baby a gun

Drift, because he acts the same as a dad no matter how he gets his money:

  • You know that dad who photoshopped his son into slightly dangerous situations to see how people would react? Drift doesn’t photoshop in the baby
  • it has little fins that are bigger than its whole body and every time it wiggles them the poor thing falls over
  • “okay it’s time to start your education. We’ll start with something easy; Naruto.”
  • Baby does the spectralist eye-color-changing thing, and it’s adorable
  • Drift handmakes a little berth out of various crystals; this is more to make Ratchet angerey than anything else

Hey,,,,i know that the EW fandom is in a really rough spot right now,,,but pls don’t leave it because of this.
People screwed up, but i’m sure they hadn’t thought about what they did or the consequences it could have….
We can still fix things!!!!!
Pls just stop harassing Paul and Patryk…They honestly don’t deserve it…..

I don’t like to hate people for their actions and I refuse to abandon a fandom that i’ve been a part of for so long,,,

I love all of you guys but we srsly need to get our act together if we wanna stay a family,,,

voltron? for kids? not… not  hopeless romantic teenagers who vicariously live through their favorite character keith, who is pining for the love of his life Lance McHotStuff?? you mean? this entire show isn’t the slow burn fanfic of my life? I’m very confused sir, what are you saying

but srsly this show made my life happier for half of this year i still can’t believe i just watched the season finale

thank you guys for all the likes & reblogs & msgs and thank you for being in this fandom i love you all

let’s wait up for the second season now woohoo

When he kisses Charles for the first time, he touches his face first: thumbs away the tears, traces his lips, before finally, finally, covering them with his own.

It feels like they’re breaking the surface, where the pressure surrounding him, a fist around his chest, eases. He’s been holding his breath, not long enough to drown, but long enough that he’s gasping fresh air, rushing to fill him head-to-toe, through every vein and capillary and bone. His lungs are expanding, only expanding, he doesn’t know how he’s still alive when he is filled with so much, and he thinks he’s alone until he feels it. A phantom lung, brimming like he is. It comes to him like the most obvious thing, as unquestionable to him as what he is. It’s Charles, hands tangled in his hair and grasping across his shoulders. He is so much too, almost too much, desperation in each slide of his lips against Erik’s.

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emxlin1  asked:

Shouldn't a guy love u for your personality and not your boobs like srsly? But imagine if you were a tall girl with big boobs and a short boyfriend and then you hug each other yea.... it's honestly better to have a C B or A cup honestly

Oh you mean a french couple? Hah

I still stand by the fact that around C Cup is the perfect size? It’s not too big and not too small. Comfy.

And that first line is my point. You shouldn’t worry about your chest size. If the guy’s only interest lies in it, then trust me but he’s not the one. I’m sorry to say.

“Furuya and Sawamura aren’t the same”

I never came across “Furuya hate” until a couple fo days ago -when I started to follow new people- and I had to read that sad words: Furuya and Sawamura aren’t the same.

You are right OP, they aren’t the same.

  • While Eijun learnt to play baseball with his friends, Furuya was playing by himself.
  • While Eijun had people wanting to play baseball with him, Furuya had no one to play with.
  • While Eijun got Rei to scout him for Seidou, Furuya studied hard to get on the same school so he could play with Miyuki.

Of course they are not the same. But they do have things in common:

  • Both work on their weakness (so don’t you dare to say “only sawamura works hard” because Furuya works hard TOO and if you haven’t notice that I have no idea what manga are you reading)
  • Both respect each other (Not a single time Furuya thought he was better than Sawamura)
  • Both are important for the team. Both. 

I’m not making this post too long -I could but I won’t- because there are a lot of good posts with the same and more info. I just needed to get this out my of chest. 

It’s 2k16… stop with the nonsense hating on Furuya for the love of GOD. 




-silent screaming-

Thank you so much for those that are following me!! Like, I get it, I’m a small blog filled with so much randomness or just reblogging the same theme for days but still  , ya keep staying here with me and that means a lot ya know?? Like, I don’t talk much with all of you, which I could tho! Like to know more about my followers, see how their day is going and all that! 

I mean, I would love more of ya, but shell! I’m as happy as someone getting 1000+ followers! Because each one of ya is special and even if I dont know ya, I love and appreciate each one of ya and can only ask that you are safe, happy and that if whatever you’re going thru, you will make it!

Originally posted by ehrlicpyledukakis

Also uhm, should I make one of those raffle thingys? I don’t draw or write well but I can try for ya  pips <33

UUUUPS it happened, my inner shipping fangirl came out. I’m team Megumi all the way in Shokugeki no Souma and really really hope they will end up together in the end. I have been wanting to change my theme since forever so now it happened! Soumegu Theme ♥ 

Megumi is the cutest angel who has ever been born on this planet and I wish more people would realize too. I do like the other females too like Alice is hella cool ok? but for me Megumi’s kindness just touch me so much. 

Also I decided to try colourcode blogging, which means I only post in a specific colour for some time before changing it to another colour. So in advance sorry for the post which is really popular now might first get on my blog way later when I get the opportunity to blog those colours. I hope you guys still want to stay during this experiment of mine and ofc my blog content won’t change~

I put it in a queue so it will start officially on Tuesday or around then! I hope u will enjoy it cause it took a while to find all the colours and get them to match~


So I forgot to mention about ystd’s SMAPxSMAP, during the Odorokitai segment which invited the artist who is very good at making art/carving on bananas, he spent 7 hours making the sculptures of members’ faces on the bananas. Then the MC asked, if they wanna try eating their banana sculpture and Goro said in this girly voice “I wanna eat Kimura’s!” (I don’t want to explain any further here because its gonna be R-rated. But srsly Goro, can you stop running that gay gag) and he was so “happy” that Kimura was also eating his banana… Then, the MC just added oil to the fire by inviting Goro to lick the banana as well…………….  And Kimura was just like,  “Stahp it. STAHP IT. STAHP!!!!!!!!” But Goro still did it anyway. (I feel the need to put a mosaic on the banana srsly…….) and his comment after the lick is, it felt like a “first kiss”. And there you go, the expression of utmost disgust on Kimura’s face after that. And I have nothing else to say. Why do I love this 5 guys in the first place.