i still kinda look like that


Alright, look… How about I get off early tonight and I buy us a bunch of candy and we can sit around and get fat and we can watch a scary movie together? How’s that for a compromise?
C-O-M-promise. Compromise. How about that’s your word for the day, yeah? It’s something that’s kinda in-between. It’s like halfway happy.
By 5-1-5?
5:15. Yeah, sure.

Astrology and Le Body. 🤜🏿✋🏾🖖🏼✊🏼👂🏾👣👄👅

1st house: planets that fall here will often be more of a signifier of your facial features(forehead) and scalp(hair)

2nd house: this will be indicative of your neck/throat and your voice.

3rd house: this will be indicative of your arms and hands!

4th house: this is going to be your chest for men and breast for women and upper stomach area

5th house: this is your back and heart.

6th house: this is your lower stomache just above your waist line.

7th house: this is your booty. Aha and your pelvic region.

8th house: this is your genitalia

9th house: thunder thighs and inner thighs

10th house: knee caps/bone structure.

11th house: ankles

12th house: your feet and this is actually believe it or not also rules your finger tips and toes. Not the actual hands themselves but the fingers

Okeh guise so now we’re gonna do le planets.

Sun-makes it radiant! Makes it stand out in a noticeable way. Makes it masculine in nature(not veins or anything like that but gives it a more alpha look)

Moon-makes it look fragile and soft. Plushy sort of and rounds it off. Kind of plushy and baby looking. “Ex he has baby hands”

Mercury-makes it fluctuate! In some cases it makes things longer if it’s in an earth house and makes things more petite and compact if it’s an water house. More angular and shaped if it’s an air house and more subtle if in a fire house.

Venus-makes it look pretty! Makes it soft similarly to the moon but in a beauty guru esq format. Makes it look sensual and sort of dainty.

Mars-Well. It makes it look rough. Angry. Veiny aha I’m partly kidding! But it does make it look a little more rougher around the edges or intense. Kind of in a raw and earthy way! And no not ugly just like “natural”

Jupiter-makes it big and theoretically something that expands.

Saturn-makes it smol. And a little on the boney side! Looks mature.

Neptune-makes it hard to define. Like you may see it one way and then you get another look and it looks different! Usually makes it fragile and a little translucent. In some cases it can make it hidden and ambiguous

Pluto-makes it look intense and sharp, makes it stand out and has a sort of sexy look to it.

Example time. Introducing me!

Sun in the 1st cancer

Moon in the 10th

Mercury in the 2nd

Venus in the 12th

Mars in the 12th

Jupiter in the 10th

Saturn in the 11th

Neptune in the 7th

Pluto in the 5th

Okay so

My hair is usually on the thicker side, and it’s very curly. The Sun/Leo’s influence adds to that. And my forehead is pretty prominate aha shapes my whole face pretty much. But my suns in cancer so my face is soft and round and I always look like I’m gonna cry 😭. And my hair also doesn’t get as thick as it can and is pale in color. So here moon and sun cancel each other out so I get a mix of both so it’s hard to tell the difference.

My voice changes a lot and I often fluctuate with the sound of it fairly often. My neck is long! It’s in Leo so once again I do have a masculine neck and it does stand out aha. But the cups is in Leo and my voice does stand and can be pretty loud. But it’s also quiet and you can’t here me(sun in cancer)

Nothings in my third house but Leo once again and I do have pretty manly hands bro. 😂😂 same for my arms but once again since it’s cancers influence with it being my suns ruler it’s manly but also soft looking

My 4th house is empty for the most part but has Juno and Lilith there. So like once again where canceling out. It’s Lilith in libra and Juno in libra. So my chest is pretty nice looking but it’s very boney because I’m so skinny and it can look very intense at times.(yes I eat guys I eat a lot but yeah aha)

My Pluto in my libra 5th house.

My back does look intense and it’s pretty sharp cause the bones lmao. But it’s also pretty soft and what not.

My 6th house is empty but I have sag here and my stomache can get sooooo like I could eat a house. It’s like the only part of me that gets big high key.

My 7th house has Neptune and my bum does look smol but like I wear baggy clothes a lot and even if I’m wearing tight stuff it looks smol aha but like it’s a nice size to me but clothes kinda make it look non exsistant 🙃 and it’s also in Capricorn 7th house cups so like yeah mini booty team

My eighth house is aqua and urnaus is also there and yeah my groin has seen some shit. 🙃 so as far as looking unique I would def say yes. But I don’t see Saturn here! Nothings smol! Looking different yeah but everything’s about normal size.

My 9th house is empty as well but also in aqua and yes I have weird thighs like sometimes there present and other times lol? Plus co ruled by Saturn so there like smol.

My 10th house has moon and Jupiter Aries/Pisces and the 10th house cusp is Pisces/Scorpio decan and my knees are pretty smol like they’re a little dainty and what not. They don’t really “expand” but they can get inflamed pretty easy and get larger. There very sharp looking and intense. People always see what they want to see in my bone structure and I’m the only one in the family with no high cheek bones! My face is just round af. And my bones are super plushy and sensitive.

My 11th house is in Aries and i have Saturn In Taurus there. And yes my ankles be looking rough sis. But they still look decent with Taurus there and they’re very smol as well.

◼️side note: LOOL I didn’t know Saturn is everywhere in my damn chart!? Like wow sis let me grow.

My 12th house is another cancel because mars and Venus fall there and like my feet and fingers are like cute to me but they’re also kinda intense looking and like veiny :/ and my mars is in cancer and my Gemini Venus in the aqua decan so my fingers look a little unique and they change shape soooooo often sometimes there bricks other time they look like model hands :/ my feet are like getting flat now so idk but I actually like them!

Aha this isn’t meant to be taken to seriously and feel free to comment whatever you like I was just trying to see if any of this rang true or not as I did see it somewhere that this could be applied this way. I personally don’t think astrology alone can depict genetics which would more so be the ic if anything but just thought this was interesting. Ello!


so I’ve kinda mentioned that I’ve been thinking about a weird universe-alteration… thing, for Fates and uhh
yeah, here’s a Revelation!Corrin and Azura, as well as a post-Birthright Xander and Hinoka in the lead up to some timespace fuckery
… I swear it didn’t seem so dark when I was thinking about it at first, ok-

Everything’s Blue

Lance sat on the observation deck in the Castle, looking out of the windows into the endlessness of space. He sat with his knees drawn up to his chest, his arms wrapped around his legs.

“Lance?” He turned his head and saw Keith walking towards him before sitting besides him, “You okay? Kinda took a beating out there today.”

“Yeah, I’m fine.” He whispered so quietly you could barely hear it.

“You don’t seem fine.” Keith observed as he noticed how Lance’s thoughts seemed to be else where, “You know you can talk to me right? We’re a team and even though we’re ‘rivals’ I still like to think we’re friends.”

Keith continued looking at Lance for a while before turning his gaze to the windows as well. It was quiet for a few ticks and Keith was about get up to leave when Lance started talking, “Is it weird that I like fighting the Galra?”

Keith looked to Lance, “Uh, no? I mean they’re taking over the universe and you’re helping-“

“No. I mean yes but… I know I’m helping innocent people and all and that’s great and stuff but… I like the adrenaline rush I get, it’s kinda addicting to me, kinda like how drugs are addicting you know? It helps me forget about my family for a while.”

Keith cocked his head to the side furrowing his eyebrows, “Why do you want to forget your family? I mean you love them a ton.”

“Yeah I do,” Lance started, eyes still trained on the stars ahead of him, “But before we left earth… a few days before, me and my hermano were talking and then we kinda got into a fight. It was kinda stupid at first then it just escalated to the point where we both said we hated each other, which we don’t of course! But… I never got to apologize to him. I just disappeared off the face of the earth without telling him sorry.”

“Lance.” Keith started, trying to pick his words carefully in his head, dealing with emotions isn’t his thing, “You’re brother knows you love him, even if you didn’t get to say it one last time. But just think about how you’ll get to say sorry when this is all over.”

“What if something happens though? I could die tomorrow and never get to see my mom smile when she watches that ridiculous telenovella she loves so much.” He left out a small laugh accompanied by a small genuine smile, “It was like this excited smile that made you feel excited also you know?”

“Yeah.” Keith said remembering all the times Lance exuded excitement that latched onto everyone else making them as excited as he was, “I know the feeling.”

“I- I dunno Keith I kinda feel like I’m ripping at the edges. Like back on Earth everything was…” he trailed off for a second trying to think of the right word, “Colorful. Like, everyday felt like a kind of surprise, but at the same time everything was normal and comfortable. Here though, everything feels grey. I had dreams of going to space, duh that’s why I attended the Galaxy Garrison but now that I’m here I don’t want to anymore. Fighting in this war just kinda… stripped away my dream I guess. Like don’t get me wrong it’s insanely beautiful out here but I feel like it’d be even more beautiful if Zarkon wasn’t ruling it and if I didn’t have to risk my life all the time for it. I know I have to since I’m a Paladin of Voltron and everything but I mean… mi familia, Keith.” Lance’s voice began to tighten up and tears gathered in his eyes.

He sat up straighter as the tears began falling, quickly he wiped them away not wanting Keith to see, “Sorry, sorry. This is all probably really awkward for you I mean I know you’re not great with emotions and I’m basically pouring my heart out to you right now and I-“

“Lance,” Keith cut him off ending his rambling, “It’s okay to miss your family. I mean, I don’t have much family to miss but I can understand how you feel. I mean Shiro disappeared and I was alone and… Lance you say you’re ripping apart but even if you are, you’re still a masterpiece to me. I’ll help put you back together if I need to.”

Lance looked at Keith a bit shocked before his features softened and gave Keith a look that made him either want to melt into the floor or freeze this moment forever.

“Maybe you can help me add color to my life again.” Lance said softly as he laid his head on Keith’s shoulder.

“Yeah,” Keith said with a soft smile on his face, “I’ll help you with anything.”


This was requested by @quidditch-captain if you have any requests send them in please! This is loosely (highly(?)) based on Colors by Halsey. I hope you enjoyed, let me know what you think! :)

anonymous asked:

really, REALLY useless question here: but where exactly do the toons sleep? (like... in what room and where in said room)

((so Joey’s got that apartment behind his office right? they just kinda find a place and get comfortable. Boris likes sleeping on the floor, bendy and Alice just pick a piece of furniture and that’s their bed for the night. if its storming Bendy and Boris will go to Joey’s room and sleep there cuz Storms Are Scary, and sometimes Alice follows them cuz she doesn’t wanna sleep alone.))

overseerorm  asked:

Love how Weiss needs to stand on her toes to hug them both.

I just got like 4 messages about Weiss’ smol-ness and I’m down for smol Weiss but I think she was kinda leaning a little bit like she was a biiit farther away so she leaned and that’s why she looked shorter I still think Ruby is the shortest, though Weiss is definitely the smol-est, if that makes sense.

My brain is continuing to bless me with the best dreams about Rhett and Link. I just dreamed I was at the Tour of Mythicality, and it was ending, the stage going dark, and I was watching from above, a good distance away. But then I was leaving the venue, on the stairs (not sure if inside or outside the building or in some kind of train station, it’s still dark.) Several fans are gathered, talking to Rhett and Link !!! who I came up to from the side. I couldn’t look directly at them without feeling faint and everything would go kinda fuzzy. There was a soft glow around Rhett, and his hair was messy curls again. Every time I would look up at them, Link would lock eyes with me and smile… I couldn’t bear it. He seemed to recognize me. When I tried to speak, I started to say something stupid. He just kept smiling at me like he knew me and that we shared some kind of secret or something. Then he turned to Rhett, and whispered something to him (maybe that he was cold?) and they sat down on the stairs together, side by side with their arms around each other’s shoulders, long legs stretched out down the stairs. Link looked back at me and winked. I took a dimly lit picture of them. I tried to post it here, and I was typing out a message hurriedly to @missingparentheses … Gosh, it was just the best dream ever, despite the fact that I felt as nervous as all hell… Because it was like Link was telling me not to be nervous, he understood, and he wanted me to get something good out of it even though I couldn’t talk to them. With his eyes and smile. It was wonderful. Also Rhett’s voice was really soft and gentle as he talked with the other fans for a long time.

anonymous asked:

Do you think that Gerards weight gain is a bad thing? I mean I kinda like it I don't know why but its kinda adorable. I mean the only thing is I hope hes healthy

No way, Gerard looks happy and healthy and after all the ed stuff he went through during mcr i think him putting on weight and still being happy is amazing. I think Gerard is doing good and is a lot more stable now then he was before and I’m proud of him

I saw on twitter a while back people were suggesting that if Keith and Shiro could co-pilot the Black Lion they should do it Simon and Nia style! And…I mean…Yes please vld/dw!!! 

Sorry I was thinking of drawing them in their black pld outfits but drawing Keith’s hair is the only joy in my life L OL Someday I hope I can draw them in their matching uniforms together~ <3


it’s midnight but i’ve been thinking about this since the video came out ahdbabaij

bonus under the cut :))))

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okay so I know I’m probably grasping at straws right now, but I was looking closely at one of the Batman White Knight teaser images, looking for something similar to what I found in this image and goodie goodie gumdrops i found some interesting things

okay so here’s the image i was looking at, specifically looking closely at the things in the room that had both joker and batman in them and oh man

there is just nothing straight about having an image of you and your bro caressing each other on your wall

the teddy bear joker cuddles, is wearing a batman shirt, and the joker’s pillow has batman’s face on it

and come on, a plate with both of them on it? isn’t that a little bit domestic, joker?

and last but not least of my quick observations, are the two plushies laying on each other

conclusion: there is nothing straight about joker having a batman obsession when he’s directly involved in the nature of their relationship as enemies

come on dc make him gay you cowards